January 25, 2018 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I love and I'm trying to reach mart Reese. Yeah,
this is mar how you're doing? Man? My name is Dorsey.
I'm trying to reach out to you. You you're on
Facebook quite a bit, am I am? I right? I
mean I'm on the computer a lot, man, That's what
I do. Okay, UM, my wife's for some reason, man,
it seems that you've been having a lot of back
and forth on Facebook with my wife Denise, and I'm
(00:24):
trying to figure out you know, um, you know, at
first it was kind of cute or whatever. You know,
I don't seeing your name on the wall all the time,
and you keep eye end and my wife back and forth,
and I'm like, you mean, I am an instant message,
That's what I mean. You know what I'm talking about.
So my thing is what what is all this here? With? Um?
(00:45):
With you know a little what you said? Your name
was my name Dorsey? Okay, Dorsey checked this out, man,
I got over four hundred plus friends on Facebook. I
don't know who your wife's is. Oh, I don't. I
don't recall. I am in no Denise right now, and hey,
(01:07):
I don't know who she is. Man. I think you guys,
let me let me, let me, let me bring it
to you. What so we can refresh your memory because
you're constantly asking her about how things used to be.
Remember when we did this, Remember when we did that.
You know, it's a whole lot of remember this and
not and and you asking her, you know, about hooking
up whenever she got tired. Okay, See, I don't even
(01:28):
do that, man, I don't even do that. I don't
do that. Man, I got too much to lose. I
don't do nothing like that. Man. You know I could,
I could. I can have over thirty out of fourteen
hundred friends. Man, I can't have over thirty denises on that. Man. Okay, well,
I'll tell you what. Man. Are you telling all the
denises that you want to hook up with them? Are
you telling all the denis? Just remember this, Remember that.
I ain't telling nobody nothing. Man. Look, I try to
(01:50):
live my life as peaceful as possible. Man, I'm not
on that. Okay. So I you know, Darius, whatever your
name is, man, name is Dors And let's explain something
to you. Man. I didn't see pictures brother of high
school pictures of you and a group on the on
the site, So I know exactly what you look like. Okay,
(02:11):
you say me and who? I haven't seen a group
of you all and went to high school together, and
evidently you know you wanted these guys. So I'm gonna
figure out exactly which one block so what I was
tagged on the photo or something like that, what however
you want to call? I don't know much about the
damn All I'm letting you know is that I got
a problem with you mar Rees hitting my wife trying
(02:33):
to see about can't she get out what you? Can't
she do this? Can't she do it? Look? You need
to know Dorsey. Man, it's don't give up what your
name is. Man. First of all, I'm on the toilet
and you calling me early in the wanted what I
already got. Look, I'm peaceful, man, I don't even cust
no mode. Man, you have got me out of my
(02:54):
out of my zone. Man. Look, I don't know who
your wife is. I don't be on Facebook like that.
It stayed up in the corner while I'm on the
computer doing No it looks like I'm going here. You
understand my wife is Denise. You're talking to Dorothy. You
understand me. Now let me tell you something. If I
see you on the wall. If I see you, I
(03:15):
end and my wife. It's gonna be some my reeces.
You don't even know where I live, dude, Ah, so
I don't know who I will find that if I
found your number. Don't think I won't find you about
your frind You win't you ain't you do got my number?
How the hell did you get my number? Don't worry
about that. You're gonna be saying that when I get
on your front doorstep. Hell you find my eye dress? Yeah,
(03:37):
you come to my door and see what's gonna happen? Man?
And when I leave you happy? Why the hell did
you whop my? That's what you're gonna be game? I
got you. Come on. Hello, I'm gonna say this one
more time, and I'm gonna say it clear my reece.
If I see your name on my computer dealing with
my wife Denise again, I'm coming to your house and
(03:58):
I'm whooping your Okay, Look, look, Darious, I'm you listen man,
it's botsy man, Dorsey. I'm I apologize, Dorsey. Look, man,
I feel for you. You know, uh, you know it
seems like your wife is on the computer a lot
of Hayes. She I am in people whatever, But I'm
the wrong cat to talk to. Man. You need to
(04:19):
talk to your wife. Man. You know y'all need to
settle that. Man. Maybe y'all need to go to church, man,
talk to the past or something. But I'm the wrong cat. Man.
All right, I'm gonna tell you something. Man. You can
tell about you feel for me. You understand. Let me
tell you something I feel for you. If I see
your on my white computer one more time, if I
see a baby picture, a high school picture, high school
(04:41):
fleet art pictures, I don't give it. If you play football,
ran track. If I see any picture anything dealing with
your name mark raised on my white computer, I'm kicking y'all. Wow, Wow, Wow,
you know women, I don't give up who you is?
Day is. I can't even remember what your name is. Man,
(05:03):
do not call my house now, mo. I don't know
who the white is and you know what my access is.
Trill man, you come on down here to Kadi Georgia's
you come so what I'm saying to you and get
you you get to talk. I told you where I
live that No, you bring your to my door and
you see what happens. I got one more thing, and
(05:23):
I want to say to you. No you aint guys
say up to me, man, Yes, I do more reefs
before I get in my card head over. Now, I
got one more thing. I want to say. You listening,
I'm hanging up. Are you listening to make what you
got to say? This is he you coming from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just I pranked by your
(05:44):
boy Chris. Hello, Well you say who who? This is
neph your timing man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your boy Chris got me to prank phone call you dog.
Oh wait till I called christ Man. Oh, believe it, man,
(06:06):
It's for real. Man. Man, You're gonna make me close
my Facebook account. Man. Wow. Let me ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the lands.
Steve Harvey Morning Show. That is the Facebook Banditt
I love and I'm trying to reach mart Reese. Yeah,
this is mar how you're doing? Man? My name is Dorsey.
I'm trying to reach out to you. You you're on
Facebook quite a bit, am I am? I right? I
mean I'm on the computer a lot, man, That's what
I do. Okay, UM, my wife's for some reason, man,
it seems that you've been having a lot of back
and forth on Facebook with my wife Denise, and I'm
(00:24):
trying to figure out you know, um, you know, at
first it was kind of cute or whatever. You know,
I don't seeing your name on the wall all the time,
and you keep eye end and my wife back and forth,
and I'm like, you mean, I am an instant message,
That's what I mean. You know what I'm talking about.
So my thing is what what is all this here? With? Um?
(00:45):
With you know a little what you said? Your name
was my name Dorsey? Okay, Dorsey checked this out, man,
I got over four hundred plus friends on Facebook. I
don't know who your wife's is. Oh, I don't. I
don't recall. I am in no Denise right now, and hey,
(01:07):
I don't know who she is. Man. I think you guys,
let me let me, let me, let me bring it
to you. What so we can refresh your memory because
you're constantly asking her about how things used to be.
Remember when we did this, Remember when we did that.
You know, it's a whole lot of remember this and
not and and you asking her, you know, about hooking
up whenever she got tired. Okay, See, I don't even
(01:28):
do that, man, I don't even do that. I don't
do that. Man, I got too much to lose. I
don't do nothing like that. Man. You know I could,
I could. I can have over thirty out of fourteen
hundred friends. Man, I can't have over thirty denises on that. Man. Okay, well,
I'll tell you what. Man. Are you telling all the
denises that you want to hook up with them? Are
you telling all the denis? Just remember this, Remember that.
I ain't telling nobody nothing. Man. Look, I try to
(01:50):
live my life as peaceful as possible. Man, I'm not
on that. Okay. So I you know, Darius, whatever your
name is, man, name is Dors And let's explain something
to you. Man. I didn't see pictures brother of high
school pictures of you and a group on the on
the site, So I know exactly what you look like. Okay,
(02:11):
you say me and who? I haven't seen a group
of you all and went to high school together, and
evidently you know you wanted these guys. So I'm gonna
figure out exactly which one block so what I was
tagged on the photo or something like that, what however
you want to call? I don't know much about the
damn All I'm letting you know is that I got
a problem with you mar Rees hitting my wife trying
(02:33):
to see about can't she get out what you? Can't
she do this? Can't she do it? Look? You need
to know Dorsey. Man, it's don't give up what your
name is. Man. First of all, I'm on the toilet
and you calling me early in the wanted what I
already got. Look, I'm peaceful, man, I don't even cust
no mode. Man, you have got me out of my
(02:54):
out of my zone. Man. Look, I don't know who
your wife is. I don't be on Facebook like that.
It stayed up in the corner while I'm on the
computer doing No it looks like I'm going here. You
understand my wife is Denise. You're talking to Dorothy. You
understand me. Now let me tell you something. If I
see you on the wall. If I see you, I
(03:15):
end and my wife. It's gonna be some my reeces.
You don't even know where I live, dude, Ah, so
I don't know who I will find that if I
found your number. Don't think I won't find you about
your frind You win't you ain't you do got my number?
How the hell did you get my number? Don't worry
about that. You're gonna be saying that when I get
on your front doorstep. Hell you find my eye dress? Yeah,
(03:37):
you come to my door and see what's gonna happen? Man?
And when I leave you happy? Why the hell did
you whop my? That's what you're gonna be game? I
got you. Come on. Hello, I'm gonna say this one
more time, and I'm gonna say it clear my reece.
If I see your name on my computer dealing with
my wife Denise again, I'm coming to your house and
(03:58):
I'm whooping your Okay, Look, look, Darious, I'm you listen man,
it's botsy man, Dorsey. I'm I apologize, Dorsey. Look, man,
I feel for you. You know, uh, you know it
seems like your wife is on the computer a lot
of Hayes. She I am in people whatever, But I'm
the wrong cat to talk to. Man. You need to
(04:19):
talk to your wife. Man. You know y'all need to
settle that. Man. Maybe y'all need to go to church, man,
talk to the past or something. But I'm the wrong cat. Man.
All right, I'm gonna tell you something. Man. You can
tell about you feel for me. You understand. Let me
tell you something I feel for you. If I see
your on my white computer one more time, if I
see a baby picture, a high school picture, high school
(04:41):
fleet art pictures, I don't give it. If you play football,
ran track. If I see any picture anything dealing with
your name mark raised on my white computer, I'm kicking y'all. Wow, Wow, Wow,
you know women, I don't give up who you is?
Day is. I can't even remember what your name is. Man,
(05:03):
do not call my house now, mo. I don't know
who the white is and you know what my access is.
Trill man, you come on down here to Kadi Georgia's
you come so what I'm saying to you and get
you you get to talk. I told you where I
live that No, you bring your to my door and
you see what happens. I got one more thing, and
(05:23):
I want to say to you. No you aint guys
say up to me, man, Yes, I do more reefs
before I get in my card head over. Now, I
got one more thing. I want to say. You listening,
I'm hanging up. Are you listening to make what you
got to say? This is he you coming from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just I pranked by your
(05:44):
boy Chris. Hello, Well you say who who? This is
neph your timing man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your boy Chris got me to prank phone call you dog.
Oh wait till I called christ Man. Oh, believe it, man,
(06:06):
It's for real. Man. Man, You're gonna make me close
my Facebook account. Man. Wow. Let me ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the lands.
Steve Harvey Morning Show. That is the Facebook Banditt
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