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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Drug test. Drug test. This is phase. I think it's
phase drug test. Yeah, Allen, Faye, Allen, Faye, Allen drug test.
That's what it is. All right, let's go, cat dog Faye,
Allen drug test. Let's go. What is it about. It's
a drug test. When you got a name like Faith,
(00:22):
come on, you got to say the whole name out. Yeah.
And do you know a Fate that won't cut you out?
Do you know anything that won't cut you out? Everybody
I know will cuts you out. Matter of fact, in
my teenage years, y'all won't believe this. Her name was
Fate used to cut my hair. You know who? You
know who mama? That was Isaiah Washington. His mama used
(00:46):
to cut my hair. Yeah. Yeah. She was a barber
in Houston, Miss Fake, Miss Fait was beautiful person. Man,
Rest in peace, Miss Fate, love your girl. She was outstanding.
All right, let's go, Faye Allen drug test.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay please.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is she.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hello, This is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
now you have been on probation for a little over
a year now.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All right, Faith, Yes, sir, you're correct.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,
giving you a call. Actually, I'm bringing you a bit
of bad news. And I hate to do this, but
you you came in, Faye, a couple a couple of
weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am
I right?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right now.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Fay, I don't. I hate to bring bring you some
bad news, but the actual drug test that you took
has come back positive.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh you said, that's a lot, that's a lot. That's
a last.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now, you came in
a couple of weeks ago, you took a drug test.
This drug test is actually coming in positive. Now what
I want to say to you is this you're going
to have to Actually.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sir, my chest wasn't time to them. You got first.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hold on a second, I either need you to come
in to me or I don't, And I don't want
to save the embarrassment of having to send a car
out to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave
you some.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And was good, ma'am. Right now, I got you. You
have a positive drug tail you have you you come
up positive ma'am.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now you're gonna if they use your if they use mine.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We used the one that you brought us now must have.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,
I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no
bad year and it just wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Me, ma'am. I don't want to have it right to jail.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't even know where you were called me, which
is nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.
I don't know why you were calling me. I wouldn't
have gave you no bad that's.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Not me, you suld fly. You have to come in
and do another three months.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now, Oh, sir, I can come pick me up. I
can sell you right now. I can in your hand
if you want me to.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ma'am. Your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,
I don't I don't know any other way to explain
it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Suirs, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.
I've been cleaned for a year and some months now.
You got the wrong that's not my How are you
telling you that?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
How do you know it's not yours, ma'am. He's got
your name on the lid. Everything you have come back positives.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Whateverdently you put your name on it, because that ain't
my out would it came back, My would have came
back good. You can't found me and tell me I
gave you some lid. Can't call me and tell me
that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's not a double negative. It's a double positive. You've
actually come back positive. Say he has written here on
the actual cup.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Maybe yeah, more than one faith?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, No, we don't have more than one faith. You're
the only fake. I've actually double checked that myself. You
need to either come come in or we got to
come out and haul you behind in here.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, I need you to come right now. Can I
got the right now? Come right now? Come out?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Are you trying to tell me that if I come
and pick you up and take your year and now,
your urine is gonna come up negative? Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
See, I'm telling you that you're a double positive. With that,
my urine is gonna come up negative.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Ma'am. I don't want to come out haul you in
in front of your family. But you're actually gonna be
coming in and you're gonna do three months. That's all
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're gonna confidence. Sir, you got the wrong, say, I
don't know you got the wrong. It's one of the two,
might be both. You got the wrong, you got the wrong. Say.
I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to tell
you I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either
want to come in or want me to come and
get you what one?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Let me tell you what I want you to do.
I want you to find out who you have, because
that ain't my I'm gonna tell me nothing of you
got some some that that is not good. I gave
you some half times. I got to you out. Y'all
keep picking up people, soft may kills and folks. Y'all
(05:11):
had me saying some time miss my children. Now I'm hot,
I mean giving your dad. I want to be with me.
I'm died. I ain't give you no bad I'm coming
no more, no like that. And where is my probation off?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't know Officer. Rogers. Like I said, you might
be the reason why it came back by. You might
be the reason I need to speak with mister Williams.
That's my probation officers, officer. Now I have clean at
all time. Mister, you shouldn't be calling me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm
gonna have to come down the hall. You behind in myself.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, you can bring your soul and when you call
you bring mister with you. He'll let you know. I'll
have no positive you can come to my job.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I got you got you know what. There's one more
There's one more thing and I need to.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Come all right now, I got one more.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Thing I need to say to you. Are you listening
to me?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Sir? This is nephew Tim. It from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your sister Alan.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know one thing. Y'all play too much. I'll play
too much. When I was coming to give mister Rogers.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
She gonna get this.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know
about it. I need you not to play with people
like that, okay for you?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Tells it's your sister.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
She put me up to it. Baby, when you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Ever see her, you see what she looks like. I'm
gonna beat the hell out over.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I got one more question for your baby. You got
to tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking
about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The Morning that is?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, there it is. Play too much, Daddy, Wow, stupid
and stupid? Does baby? This Friday? Ready to Love is
the one hundred and fifty episode. Baby, this coming Friday,
congratulation one fifty. Man, I'm proud. I got my chest stuck,
got will packer. Man. I had no idea when you
(07:29):
called me it was gonna be all this, man, I
had no idea. I had no earthly idea Atlanta Season
one that we would be now one hundred and fifty episode.
That's a beautiful thing, won't it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Blessing from the Lord.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, we have to say congratulations to Thomas, my nephew Tommy.
Thank you, Miles. I appreciate that, you know, I don't
you know they rarely showed Thomas and love they really do,
you know, time against all all of it. I'm ready
to get Thomas rarely gets anything that's beautiful. You are
listening to the stream. Harvey Morning Show
Drug test. Drug test. This is phase. I think it's
phase drug test. Yeah, Allen, Faye, Allen, Faye, Allen drug test.
That's what it is. All right, let's go, cat dog Faye,
Allen drug test. Let's go. What is it about. It's
a drug test. When you got a name like Faith,
(00:22):
come on, you got to say the whole name out. Yeah.
And do you know a Fate that won't cut you out?
Do you know anything that won't cut you out? Everybody
I know will cuts you out. Matter of fact, in
my teenage years, y'all won't believe this. Her name was
Fate used to cut my hair. You know who? You
know who mama? That was Isaiah Washington. His mama used
(00:46):
to cut my hair. Yeah. Yeah. She was a barber
in Houston, Miss Fake, Miss Fait was beautiful person. Man,
Rest in peace, Miss Fate, love your girl. She was outstanding.
All right, let's go, Faye Allen drug test.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay please.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is she.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hello, This is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
now you have been on probation for a little over
a year now.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All right, Faith, Yes, sir, you're correct.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,
giving you a call. Actually, I'm bringing you a bit
of bad news. And I hate to do this, but
you you came in, Faye, a couple a couple of
weeks ago and did a did a drug test? Am
I right?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right now.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Fay, I don't. I hate to bring bring you some
bad news, but the actual drug test that you took
has come back positive.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh you said, that's a lot, that's a lot. That's
a last.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now, you came in
a couple of weeks ago, you took a drug test.
This drug test is actually coming in positive. Now what
I want to say to you is this you're going
to have to Actually.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sir, my chest wasn't time to them. You got first.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hold on a second, I either need you to come
in to me or I don't, And I don't want
to save the embarrassment of having to send a car
out to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave
you some.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And was good, ma'am. Right now, I got you. You
have a positive drug tail you have you you come
up positive ma'am.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now you're gonna if they use your if they use mine.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We used the one that you brought us now must have.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,
I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no
bad year and it just wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Me, ma'am. I don't want to have it right to jail.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't even know where you were called me, which
is nonsense. I got children. I'm trying to do right.
I don't know why you were calling me. I wouldn't
have gave you no bad that's.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Not me, you suld fly. You have to come in
and do another three months.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Now, Oh, sir, I can come pick me up. I
can sell you right now. I can in your hand
if you want me to.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ma'am. Your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,
I don't I don't know any other way to explain
it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Suirs, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.
I've been cleaned for a year and some months now.
You got the wrong that's not my How are you
telling you that?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
How do you know it's not yours, ma'am. He's got
your name on the lid. Everything you have come back positives.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Whateverdently you put your name on it, because that ain't
my out would it came back, My would have came
back good. You can't found me and tell me I
gave you some lid. Can't call me and tell me
that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's not a double negative. It's a double positive. You've
actually come back positive. Say he has written here on
the actual cup.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Maybe yeah, more than one faith?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, No, we don't have more than one faith. You're
the only fake. I've actually double checked that myself. You
need to either come come in or we got to
come out and haul you behind in here.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, I need you to come right now. Can I
got the right now? Come right now? Come out?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Are you trying to tell me that if I come
and pick you up and take your year and now,
your urine is gonna come up negative? Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
See, I'm telling you that you're a double positive. With that,
my urine is gonna come up negative.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Ma'am. I don't want to come out haul you in
in front of your family. But you're actually gonna be
coming in and you're gonna do three months. That's all
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're gonna confidence. Sir, you got the wrong, say, I
don't know you got the wrong. It's one of the two,
might be both. You got the wrong, you got the wrong. Say.
I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to tell
you I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either
want to come in or want me to come and
get you what one?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Let me tell you what I want you to do.
I want you to find out who you have, because
that ain't my I'm gonna tell me nothing of you
got some some that that is not good. I gave
you some half times. I got to you out. Y'all
keep picking up people, soft may kills and folks. Y'all
(05:11):
had me saying some time miss my children. Now I'm hot,
I mean giving your dad. I want to be with me.
I'm died. I ain't give you no bad I'm coming
no more, no like that. And where is my probation off?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't know Officer. Rogers. Like I said, you might
be the reason why it came back by. You might
be the reason I need to speak with mister Williams.
That's my probation officers, officer. Now I have clean at
all time. Mister, you shouldn't be calling me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm
gonna have to come down the hall. You behind in myself.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, you can bring your soul and when you call
you bring mister with you. He'll let you know. I'll
have no positive you can come to my job.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I got you got you know what. There's one more
There's one more thing and I need to.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Come all right now, I got one more.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Thing I need to say to you. Are you listening
to me?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Sir? This is nephew Tim. It from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your sister Alan.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know one thing. Y'all play too much. I'll play
too much. When I was coming to give mister Rogers.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
She gonna get this.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know
about it. I need you not to play with people
like that, okay for you?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Tells it's your sister.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
She put me up to it. Baby, when you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Ever see her, you see what she looks like. I'm
gonna beat the hell out over.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I got one more question for your baby. You got
to tell me this. What is the baddest I'm talking
about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The Morning that is?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, there it is. Play too much, Daddy, Wow, stupid
and stupid? Does baby? This Friday? Ready to Love is
the one hundred and fifty episode. Baby, this coming Friday,
congratulation one fifty. Man, I'm proud. I got my chest stuck,
got will packer. Man. I had no idea when you
(07:29):
called me it was gonna be all this, man, I
had no idea. I had no earthly idea Atlanta Season
one that we would be now one hundred and fifty episode.
That's a beautiful thing, won't it? Do it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Blessing from the Lord.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, we have to say congratulations to Thomas, my nephew Tommy.
Thank you, Miles. I appreciate that, you know, I don't
you know they rarely showed Thomas and love they really do,
you know, time against all all of it. I'm ready
to get Thomas rarely gets anything that's beautiful. You are
listening to the stream. Harvey Morning Show
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