August 18, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
F P n C.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Give a shot, Give it a shot, f PC, call it,
give it a shot. Puh, conglomerate.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't know. People come together close like mine. That
was closer.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh all right, this is right here. F PC is
Funeral Picture Company, all right. And what we do is,
you know, we we help you get you We come
take your picture that you want to have on your
program for your funeral. You know, you get a good picture.
That's way you don't have to worry when you're gone
about a bad picture being put on them. This is
the Funeral Picture Company. We get you a nice, nice
(00:43):
picture on that good resolution, high resolution everything. We get
you a nice picture. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, folks
taking these pictures. So I'm f PC gonna get this
man a call and let him know we coming buy
uh because we heard his funeral was gonna be soon
and he ain't he ain't you? I was going, yeah, yeah,
(01:06):
playing let's don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin, Darwin. This is he,
Hey Darwin, how you doing this? Is Frank with f PC.
We're trying to come down and see about making an
appointment with you within the next week. As that's possible
funding for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with
f PC. We wanted to Uh we have what what
(01:32):
what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir? Your
name was left with us and you're you're you're on
on our file to actually come out and make an
appointment with you so we can so we can get
your picture taken. You must have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, well you are you're Darwin?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right, yeah, yes, I am Darwin. So you called Darwin
and that's what you call it. But the main thing
about the picture?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What what?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What's up with a picture?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
you on our schedule two to actually for us to
come out to your home and take your picture.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, f PC? Which company is that? What's what's your
what type of picture? And would I be taking?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken
of view? Second? No? Okay, uh, sir? FPC is we
are this is a Funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company.
And what we do is we come out and take
your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
when you do pass away, we have your picture for
(02:38):
your program and we have a nice picture for you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking
no picture of me? Who is this again? My name
is Frank.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Frank?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all have taken
pictures of people before they die, just so you could
have the picture. Oh found, We keep it on.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
File and then you have a good picture on your program.
And that's what that's what Uh, that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who
the hell signed me up for some like that?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know, you're quite sure, but we're trying to
schedule what we can come out beginning of next week
so we can get your picture taken.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,
you're not taking no picture of me before I die.
That That don't sound right, sir.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Sir? You're not taking no picture of me for no
funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me
up for it, then tell me that much.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here
on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
and you are Darwin, mister Darwin. So I didn't sign
up for that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm not taking no picture. You guys running around taking
pictures of people before they die just to have a
good picture on fam That sounds like some man. I don't.
I ain't never heard of noose like that, sir.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, so are you? I mean, we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take
no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't get that. That's not like a bunch of
me and I. Who the hell gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.
But one thing we have to do is we have
to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture now. So I don't want to,
you know, create a problem, but I have to get
a picture of you by next week.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
no picture of me for no funeral arrangement.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at
least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by
and get a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You ain't coming by my got house no Friday even
lie got me come over here to try to get
my pitcher. I got plenty of got pitched in my
house to put on the my funeral program. I'm not
taking no that mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm
not dead. That's some more bad look got dead. I
don't know who you worked for, Frank, but you you
(05:06):
got there.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I worked. I worked for f p C, Sir, I
worked for f PC FCC.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't
come over here Friday. Come about no guy pissing?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, that's where you got pissed him and.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You and I hope they got your guy pit You're
on file. But that's a stupid got company you work for.
I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before
they died. I got millions and pictures in here for
that program. And when I'm gone with the God, care
about what a picture look like?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
We'm having my guy, funeral.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It's a maignan.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You tell whoever you work for they need to go
find another occupation. That don't make no guy, just you're
not coming over here Friday, buddy, You come over here
if you want to.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay? Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's my wife? What what you about to say? Now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
All I want to do is say this man. I
just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me
the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Huh, I'm beat up. I don't boy, you had a
lost hells. I ain't never heard a bitness like there's
some FTC funeral, poor man. I said my New year resolution,
I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got
(06:29):
me over here about the tip a bottle right now?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Wasn't that crazy? Ah?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Are you crazy? Man? And come over here today before
and get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You got me Dad, I ain't never heard of no
company like that.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You won't put me up to it? Back you go,
I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,
you gonna catch yourself on national radio.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they had me hot
over here. I'm like, don't tell Blenda, but I'm have
you drink anyway? I was looking for an excuse to drink.
Right there a funeral picture tacking they'll put on from Yeah,
yeada lost half the money your head with that in that, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I gotta ask you something, man, darn and tell me
this man, what's the baddest that I mean, the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Steve Harvey Morning Wisdom Show. Buddy, that's a.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Good business, don't That's a good business. F PC, that's
a good business. Funeral Picture Company, Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
People are willing to take pictures now, hey.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Surely that way?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know when you leave here, you you know you
you know your program right, you know you straight?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Looking good? Huh what Steve? What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
How was gonna say? Go ahead? Oh? Please? No, way
better than what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We want to hear them both good watch your funeral
picture to look you know, when you look your best,
not when you well see, that's that's why we're taking
it now. Now before you get to that point. The
last picture. You get to wear what you want to wear.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That way, you it's a photo shoot almost.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a funeral photo shoot. Yeah, so ignorant.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Where were you gonna say?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
See, No, it's just really just astonishes me what he
deals with some of this stuff. So, I mean it's cool,
you know, if she's gonna take a picture, might as well.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Business.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
No, I mean you put anything you want on mine.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I ain't gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, you photo shot me in the casket if you
want to too much?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wow, you're listening hard morning show.
F P n C.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Give a shot, Give it a shot, f PC, call it,
give it a shot. Puh, conglomerate.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't know. People come together close like mine. That
was closer.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh all right, this is right here. F PC is
Funeral Picture Company, all right. And what we do is,
you know, we we help you get you We come
take your picture that you want to have on your
program for your funeral. You know, you get a good picture.
That's way you don't have to worry when you're gone
about a bad picture being put on them. This is
the Funeral Picture Company. We get you a nice, nice
(00:43):
picture on that good resolution, high resolution everything. We get
you a nice picture. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, folks
taking these pictures. So I'm f PC gonna get this
man a call and let him know we coming buy
uh because we heard his funeral was gonna be soon
and he ain't he ain't you? I was going, yeah, yeah,
(01:06):
playing let's don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin, Darwin. This is he,
Hey Darwin, how you doing this? Is Frank with f PC.
We're trying to come down and see about making an
appointment with you within the next week. As that's possible
funding for what we're supposed to come by. I'm with
f PC. We wanted to Uh we have what what
(01:32):
what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir? Your
name was left with us and you're you're you're on
on our file to actually come out and make an
appointment with you so we can so we can get
your picture taken. You must have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, well you are you're Darwin?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right, yeah, yes, I am Darwin. So you called Darwin
and that's what you call it. But the main thing
about the picture?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What what?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What's up with a picture?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
you on our schedule two to actually for us to
come out to your home and take your picture.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, f PC? Which company is that? What's what's your
what type of picture? And would I be taking?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken
of view? Second? No? Okay, uh, sir? FPC is we
are this is a Funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company.
And what we do is we come out and take
your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
when you do pass away, we have your picture for
(02:38):
your program and we have a nice picture for you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking
no picture of me? Who is this again? My name
is Frank.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Frank?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all have taken
pictures of people before they die, just so you could
have the picture. Oh found, We keep it on.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
File and then you have a good picture on your program.
And that's what that's what Uh, that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who
the hell signed me up for some like that?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know, you're quite sure, but we're trying to
schedule what we can come out beginning of next week
so we can get your picture taken.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,
you're not taking no picture of me before I die.
That That don't sound right, sir.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Sir? You're not taking no picture of me for no
funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me
up for it, then tell me that much.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here
on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
and you are Darwin, mister Darwin. So I didn't sign
up for that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm not taking no picture. You guys running around taking
pictures of people before they die just to have a
good picture on fam That sounds like some man. I don't.
I ain't never heard of noose like that, sir.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, so are you? I mean, we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take
no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't get that. That's not like a bunch of
me and I. Who the hell gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.
But one thing we have to do is we have
to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture now. So I don't want to,
you know, create a problem, but I have to get
a picture of you by next week.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
no picture of me for no funeral arrangement.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at
least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by
and get a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You ain't coming by my got house no Friday even
lie got me come over here to try to get
my pitcher. I got plenty of got pitched in my
house to put on the my funeral program. I'm not
taking no that mean I'm claiming to be digging. I'm
not dead. That's some more bad look got dead. I
don't know who you worked for, Frank, but you you
(05:06):
got there.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I worked. I worked for f p C, Sir, I
worked for f PC FCC.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't
come over here Friday. Come about no guy pissing?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, that's where you got pissed him and.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You and I hope they got your guy pit You're
on file. But that's a stupid got company you work for.
I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before
they died. I got millions and pictures in here for
that program. And when I'm gone with the God, care
about what a picture look like?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
We'm having my guy, funeral.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It's a maignan.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You tell whoever you work for they need to go
find another occupation. That don't make no guy, just you're
not coming over here Friday, buddy, You come over here
if you want to.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay? Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's my wife? What what you about to say? Now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
All I want to do is say this man. I
just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me
the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Huh, I'm beat up. I don't boy, you had a
lost hells. I ain't never heard a bitness like there's
some FTC funeral, poor man. I said my New year resolution,
I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got
(06:29):
me over here about the tip a bottle right now?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Wasn't that crazy? Ah?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Are you crazy? Man? And come over here today before
and get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You got me Dad, I ain't never heard of no
company like that.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You won't put me up to it? Back you go,
I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,
you gonna catch yourself on national radio.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they had me hot
over here. I'm like, don't tell Blenda, but I'm have
you drink anyway? I was looking for an excuse to drink.
Right there a funeral picture tacking they'll put on from Yeah,
yeada lost half the money your head with that in that, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I gotta ask you something, man, darn and tell me
this man, what's the baddest that I mean, the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Steve Harvey Morning Wisdom Show. Buddy, that's a.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Good business, don't That's a good business. F PC, that's
a good business. Funeral Picture Company, Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
People are willing to take pictures now, hey.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Surely that way?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know when you leave here, you you know you
you know your program right, you know you straight?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Looking good? Huh what Steve? What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
How was gonna say? Go ahead? Oh? Please? No, way
better than what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We want to hear them both good watch your funeral
picture to look you know, when you look your best,
not when you well see, that's that's why we're taking
it now. Now before you get to that point. The
last picture. You get to wear what you want to wear.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That way, you it's a photo shoot almost.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's a funeral photo shoot. Yeah, so ignorant.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Where were you gonna say?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
See, No, it's just really just astonishes me what he
deals with some of this stuff. So, I mean it's cool,
you know, if she's gonna take a picture, might as well.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Business.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
No, I mean you put anything you want on mine.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I ain't gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, you photo shot me in the casket if you
want to too much?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wow, you're listening hard morning show.
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