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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for its?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, Schuler, we go head on down to the church
and our right, that's right here.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's called God's Eyes Ministry. Okay, gods uh ministry? All right,
all minds Claire, all right, here we go, cat dog.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
If you would.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?
This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,
my Baptist church. Where you a member of?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Right?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gyms man, and
uh you you you actually came to uh this past service?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Correct gyms?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
The gyms that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary. And and
basically what we do is we watch what's going on,
you know in the in the church, who's coming, who
hasn't come? And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm,
but this this if my records indicate me right through
(01:10):
my God's Eyes ministry, the gems looking at my books
looks like you this is your first time at the
church this year?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand.
You actually did not stand? Correct, no, because you remember
there we go. Now you you still work for uh
you you work for them. Yeah, okay, Now what we've
done is we've averaged it.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Out that you what.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
With I mean, yeah, something like that. But you know,
go ahead, problem.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
See what we're looking at since you all member, because
see you did not stand when he said all remember
saying you did not stand up, which which you right
there are making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying
that you are a member, and you're making about we're
gonna roughly say about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
A year, which means ten percent is forty five hundred. Now,
we looked at the we looked.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
At the books, and notice that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you ought to be.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Paying your tithes.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well
in time that would offer see you you you you.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Are wait minue, hold on, hold to second. You got
you got all the stuff going on to the church.
You you got uh, you got hungry people, You got
people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
about about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,
well see, and that's what your ministry.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Does, y'all.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Y'all spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This is why you know what?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Now you got hold on a second. First of all,
let me explain something to see your brother, Patty, yourself,
whatever the ministry.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You are with lattis.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Okay, that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to
explain it to you. But let me explain something to you.
All right, This is a one job household. This is
all we do. This is the one job household. My
wife don't work, but my wife comes to church every
Sunday and she pays the tithes. Have you checked as
the gym ministry, Have y'all looked at her ties?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the
Lord brother Criaris.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Man? You know?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
That's you know? And you wonder why people don't come
to church all the time. You know, how do you
go tell me that I rob? I could be giving
my tie somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I am the secretary.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I am the Gem's secretary of God's ministry. And my
eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You're making forty five th one dollars.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Party somebody from the church. What's I don't know. If
that is something, I'll tell you that who is in
the hand. But that's not none of their business. I know,
I know, I know. What does it have to do
with him calling people and asking them if their I
got this, I got this hand you know I got it,
(04:49):
I got it, I got it, I got it. I
got I know. I don't. I don't know who.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Whoo whoo, who who is that?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Sir? That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife's
been paying.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I tied.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
pay three hundred dollars we paid, not unders if.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
She said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, Let me ask you this. When are you gonna
start cutting into this party? Five with a man?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Rob God? Yet you have robbed me. That is what
you are doing, sir.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now at my time where I could
go out, I got to be work. I can't even
go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone
with you. I have to be at work in half
an hour. You rob me right now of my time.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Can you bring your tax return into the why I
can take a look.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
At it, my tax return? You know, I'll tell you
what I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring
their tax return. If you bring your tax return and
pass to bring his tax returns, then I'll bring my
tax return. We can have a tax return party.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if it's.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
If it's not too much to ask for. Listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're
gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Oh, hold on, you're gonna pat me down next time.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I come to church and then lay hands on you.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
gonna salary at the church?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah? But what but what that? What does? What does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I need to know what you cutting?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It ain't cutting your Look.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
It ain't got nothing where You're gonna bring your forty
five hundred dollars down so we can add it so
we can get the wing foot on. I'm part of
the gems. You'll bring your money down here are Clarens.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Isn't a dog? Let me say something. I don't know
who you are.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't know what this ministry is I'm with the gems.
When can we?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
You know what, Let me say, I don't care anything
about the gym ministry. I don't care about you, man,
I don't care about any of that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Man, let me take something dollars just for real, don't
call my house no more with this, with this stuff,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talking to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm
trying to put a dollar to college. I'm trying to
set a son through private school, and I can't get
that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on them.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
What do that have to do with the church?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
You ain't telling me nothing about my job.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
You don't have to tell me.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Dude. I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yes, at my job. Okay, yeah, he's been there too.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Baby, you just got.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Pranked, man, man, man, you got me fit and guilty.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I mean with with the gym ministry.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, somebody getting ready to get beat up. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The land.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Morning show?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And there you have right, there's God.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yes, yes, yeah, won't you come? There might be one today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Candidate for pranks are just plain old prank experience. Yeah,
I mean the doors open. There might be one. There
might be one. All right, all right, I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You know, you stupid. It's not something you stopped abruptly,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, we know, been years, all right, thinking of you.
Right now. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for its?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, Schuler, we go head on down to the church
and our right, that's right here.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's called God's Eyes Ministry. Okay, gods uh ministry? All right,
all minds Claire, all right, here we go, cat dog.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
If you would.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?
This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,
my Baptist church. Where you a member of?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Right?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gyms man, and
uh you you you actually came to uh this past service?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Correct gyms?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
The gyms that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary. And and
basically what we do is we watch what's going on,
you know in the in the church, who's coming, who
hasn't come? And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm,
but this this if my records indicate me right through
(01:10):
my God's Eyes ministry, the gems looking at my books
looks like you this is your first time at the
church this year?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand.
You actually did not stand? Correct, no, because you remember
there we go. Now you you still work for uh
you you work for them. Yeah, okay, Now what we've
done is we've averaged it.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Out that you what.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
With I mean, yeah, something like that. But you know,
go ahead, problem.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
See what we're looking at since you all member, because
see you did not stand when he said all remember
saying you did not stand up, which which you right
there are making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying
that you are a member, and you're making about we're
gonna roughly say about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
A year, which means ten percent is forty five hundred. Now,
we looked at the we looked.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
At the books, and notice that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you ought to be.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Paying your tithes.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well
in time that would offer see you you you you.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Are wait minue, hold on, hold to second. You got
you got all the stuff going on to the church.
You you got uh, you got hungry people, You got
people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
about about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,
well see, and that's what your ministry.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Does, y'all.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Y'all spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This is why you know what?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Now you got hold on a second. First of all,
let me explain something to see your brother, Patty, yourself,
whatever the ministry.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You are with lattis.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Okay, that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to
explain it to you. But let me explain something to you.
All right, This is a one job household. This is
all we do. This is the one job household. My
wife don't work, but my wife comes to church every
Sunday and she pays the tithes. Have you checked as
the gym ministry, Have y'all looked at her ties?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the
Lord brother Criaris.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Man? You know?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
That's you know? And you wonder why people don't come
to church all the time. You know, how do you
go tell me that I rob? I could be giving
my tie somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I am the secretary.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I am the Gem's secretary of God's ministry. And my
eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You're making forty five th one dollars.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Party somebody from the church. What's I don't know. If
that is something, I'll tell you that who is in
the hand. But that's not none of their business. I know,
I know, I know. What does it have to do
with him calling people and asking them if their I
got this, I got this hand you know I got it,
(04:49):
I got it, I got it, I got it. I
got I know. I don't. I don't know who.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Whoo whoo, who who is that?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Sir? That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife's
been paying.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I tied.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
pay three hundred dollars we paid, not unders if.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
She said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, Let me ask you this. When are you gonna
start cutting into this party? Five with a man?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Rob God? Yet you have robbed me. That is what
you are doing, sir.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now at my time where I could
go out, I got to be work. I can't even
go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone
with you. I have to be at work in half
an hour. You rob me right now of my time.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Can you bring your tax return into the why I
can take a look.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
At it, my tax return? You know, I'll tell you
what I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring
their tax return. If you bring your tax return and
pass to bring his tax returns, then I'll bring my
tax return. We can have a tax return party.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if it's.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
If it's not too much to ask for. Listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're
gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Oh, hold on, you're gonna pat me down next time.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I come to church and then lay hands on you.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
gonna salary at the church?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah? But what but what that? What does? What does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I need to know what you cutting?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It ain't cutting your Look.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
It ain't got nothing where You're gonna bring your forty
five hundred dollars down so we can add it so
we can get the wing foot on. I'm part of
the gems. You'll bring your money down here are Clarens.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Isn't a dog? Let me say something. I don't know
who you are.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't know what this ministry is I'm with the gems.
When can we?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
You know what, Let me say, I don't care anything
about the gym ministry. I don't care about you, man,
I don't care about any of that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Man, let me take something dollars just for real, don't
call my house no more with this, with this stuff,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talking to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm
trying to put a dollar to college. I'm trying to
set a son through private school, and I can't get
that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on them.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
What do that have to do with the church?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
You ain't telling me nothing about my job.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
You don't have to tell me.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Dude. I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yes, at my job. Okay, yeah, he's been there too.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Baby, you just got.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Pranked, man, man, man, you got me fit and guilty.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I mean with with the gym ministry.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, somebody getting ready to get beat up. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The land.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Morning show?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And there you have right, there's God.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yes, yes, yeah, won't you come? There might be one today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Candidate for pranks are just plain old prank experience. Yeah,
I mean the doors open. There might be one. There
might be one. All right, all right, I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You know, you stupid. It's not something you stopped abruptly,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, we know, been years, all right, thinking of you.
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