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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for changed and everything what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You like the fact that I've changed, don't you you
like it?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Really?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Honestly, I haven't noticed the change.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Girl, I hell, I hem, I'm not hot headed. I
don't let people put my buttons. Are not push bears
telling me? Do you see me out of line?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm good, I'm not. I'm in a great place in
life right now.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Okay, okay, okay, the whole timey coming back, I've never
seen a change. Go ahead, I changed, well, he do
live back in the back back then, don't poke the bear,
don't poke the bell man, do not poke the bell.
I'm gonna do this up front. First week they row
(00:50):
Week zero Comedy Jam. It's going down latebor Day weekend
August and twenty ninth. It is myself along with Bill
Bellamy in the building we ad the Botwheel Auditorium and
tickets are on sale right now. All right, special guests,
we got miss vs. She's out of Birmingham, Alabama, So
get ready. That's Valdosta State versus Clark Atlanta and University
of West Alabama versus Fort Valley and it's going down
(01:13):
week zero. All right, I'm gonna be there. Bill Bellamy
gonna be there. The band's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Great weekend, great late day weekend. So get ready to
get ready. This prank call right here is Jean. I
got you girl. Let's go cat though. Hello, sweet of Jean.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, what's older?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
My name?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Vernon Brother was playing what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I need to holler at you for a minute of
my mind?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
How about what I.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Want to holler at you about your wife? So you
got a minute. I don't even know how to breakfae
to your dog. I just want to be straight up
with you, man.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Me and your wife been kind of seeing each other
and h really she want to let you go. But
she ain't, you know, she really ain't got it got
it up in or to say she want to let
you go. So I'm coming to you like a man
and letting you know. You know that, uh, she really
wanted to shut it down with you. We've been seeing
each other for a minute now, so I don't know
(02:08):
how we can you know, I'm just coming at you
like a man, brother, trying to let you know she
don't even really want you no more. You know, we
done talked about it, talked about it, and uh, I'm
just trying to get it all.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Really, okay, okay, Well, you know it's a lot smoother
than I expected.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Player it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
I thought, you know, I just want to be a
man called and how I let you let you know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Have you seen her today?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And where are you from Jersey?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm up around Newark.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I mean you said it's a lot smootherer than you
thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call,
another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't
expect it to be done. You know, pretty simple, that's
for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
college and you saw, you know today, I just said
to her with.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I've been had your number. I had your number
a long time.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now you say you're looking U there's a lot smooth
than you thought it's gonna be. It ain't that smooth.
But you know you don't, you know, Like the thing is,
you got one up on me because you know my information.
Now I'll come find you Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Now you feel like hold up, you feel like you
need to be looking for me or something.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Look, look, let's check this out. This is a decision
that the wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. See,
you have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
You have no reason to be coming looking for me
or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And
I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm
calling you like a man, brother.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Trust me saying it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
you know up front. She with me and her contem
it a long time. Yalla, YadA. So now you know
here we are. So I said, you know, what the
hell with it? I'm calling today, y'all should.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Did this on the phone together out of respect that
both y'all a lot more.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
whatever it's gotta be, man.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I prefer you know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So, but but let me ask you this. Where is
going there? Once we both staying flat footed and tell
you how it is?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Then what.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, well flat footed or upside down any way you
want to look at it. Bro I'm trying not to
get into this physical part, but it seemed like you
leaning that way with me.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It could be what up? You know, it could be
on this side of the dirt the other side. It
don't make a difference.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It never does, brother, it never does. When two bulls
come together, one of them got to go down.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You
got my information? Guess what now I'm brock loaded a
hunter for you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You lock and loaded.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
There's no need for you to say. There's no need
for us to discuss anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Okay, cool, you know no matter while we at it, man,
let me go and drop it all on you then,
because it seemed like we need to go and get
it all out the way.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You cool, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
you want to just keep it all the way real,
you might want to go take a blood test about
Alana and make sure you to pop it to that
all right?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Feel me?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So I'm gonna have your wife get your car man,
because we didn't contemplate it too long.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
At it's time.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, you do that my information. Like I said, you
said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm really
over one hundred for somebody. So you know what I man,
somebody's got to go.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What you mean, what's all this? Somebody got to go.
What you're saying, somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Got to go go, Like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You're talking about either me or you. One of us
got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because
what you must understand is if I've given you as
much information as I already have, that means I have
enough information to know where you are.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
You know nothing about me norway I reside. So if
you're gonna talk about lock and load, then somebody got
to go. Oh, then you're saying it to the wrong
person because I'm already up on you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Player.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You got to First off, you ain't really annoyed because
it got a country accent. So second off, like you're
dealing with a real street So however you want to
handle it, you know my infermission. Guess what I don't
residing no more. I ain't being no more. Guess what now?
You gotta start from scratch like me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'll tell you what. Here go the math man. You
ready for that? You ready for this? Math? You ready
to plan?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Here go to math this nephew, Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You've been pranked by your wife. I'm
a killer, Yeah, black man, chill by you. You kind
of had me scared for a minute because you really
wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating over there, you never
did stop eating on it.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating.
I listen to y'all every morning.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What's the baddest radio morning show in the.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Land, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We don't have to discuss it. I did what I did,
what I said. I said what I said.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I did what I did, and gonna continue to do
as much more as I can.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Now you comfortable with your decision?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably new Steve, You're proud of your nephew. No, not
at all.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I stopped doing except for the TV show and comedy career.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Other than that. Ready to love this Friday? Keep watching babies?
Ready to Love Philadelphia.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You do not want to miss to make sure you
tune in and uh, I'll be there, and I'll be
the person that's hosting Michelle very sexy and uh deb
in there and you just watch me as I play
Cupid and try my best navigate these beautiful singles to
finding love throughout the journey.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And it's just a wonderful thing to be coming up
on one.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Hundred and fifty episodes.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Baby, that's big.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, that's big for me, Baby, one hundred and fifty episode.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Take that. I taxt that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, in the episode on Family few, you uh two
hundred a year, this is your seventeen. That's why I
ain't clapping for the one fixed. You have to crush
him that, he asked me.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I had the information he did.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He asked, I mean, have him say as you do
on Family few, two hundred a season, you're seventeen.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He come on every day though, he comes over, But.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I did.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I wasn't looking for that walk right in what I
do want to say though, he asked me. But that
was an answer to my prayer.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I said, Look, you're listening hard morning show