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November 7, 2024 9 mins

If you don't buy 50 boxes of girl scout cookies, I'm telling everybody about you.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I love both of them to that.
Find out what that's all about.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It could happen, It can happen, It can happen.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right now though, it is time for the nephew and
today's prank phone call what you got for his new.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Let's see, Shirley, This right here is.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
A rah.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Rah.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm just trying to have some fun girls Scout peace,
you know, no matter of fact, got to be uplifting.
Gets out some girls Scout cookies. I don't know which
flavor you like, but get you some girl Scout cooking.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You don't, yeah, limit peanut limit.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I like that peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Now that peanut butter go hard.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, yes, that's what you need out the bad election.
Some nice girls. You gotta like them cookies because they're
coming with him any damn.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Of support the baby. You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You can't pay and buy them and not buy they looking.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Come on, man, you got it, Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Respect that table, my mister.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Buy some girls Scout cookie now.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Give me the damn cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Crowds.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh, this is it. I got girls Scott cookies for you.
Let's go catch up.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hello? Hello, who is it? How you doing? Man? My
name is Glenn Man. I'm working working building to you
work for Thredio? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
What's what's fine?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
So we probably met a couple of times. Uh? Do
you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? What's
up you guys? You guys live together?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Or what?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
What is it your business? Like? What? What? What's what's
the deal?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
What's what's why you asking about my girl?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well? Let me ask you this here. What's what's going
on with you and at the job? What? What?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like? Like I mean you know you know, right, I
mean so what like what? What's what's the deal? What? What?
Who are you? Like?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
What's what's the what is this for?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Why you like? I don't even know you?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Right? Just come down, bro, Just time down. Like I said,
my name is Ben. I work at gill Or two.
You know, And I know I'm just telling you now.
I know you that I know what you're doing. Okay,
I know what you're doing at the job. I already
know a couple other people know what's going on. And
I know you got a girl. I know you got
a girl at home. I know that.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
What so what? What?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
What's the what? What is this about?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Why why do you call my phone trying to harass
me about the book?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like? Hey man, hey,
come now, man, I ain't finish. I ain't trying to
tell you a little secret or nothing like that. I
ain't trying to do that, all right. But but but
I'm gonna be real with you, Okay, Like I said,
you know, I got one of your names. I got
your number for one of coworkers. Okay, I got your number.
I said, I want to I want to give the

(03:16):
car and even talk to him about something. That's how
I got your number. So, yeah, who gave it to you?
We'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to that, lady.
But let me but let me say this though. I
know what's going on with you and the job, all right,
and I ain't finna say nothing about it. You know,
that's just our little secret or whatever. But I do
have something that I want you to do. Though. What
do you want? Did? What? What? What do you want?

(03:38):
You call me?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Bugging me about all this book, Like what do you want?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
What do you want? What here it is? Man? Listen,
I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on.
I that ain't that ain't even I don't even care
about that. But here here's what I do want you
to do. I do need some help from you. All right. Listen,
My little girl is selling girl Scout cookies and I
want you to buy fifty boxes up all right with
your cash app because she gotta have them sould by

(04:04):
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Bro? You? Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
So you on some black man's book and listen, who
gonna give you my number?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because you want to.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Call me ask me to buy some some cookies. And
you should have just been a man and ask me
about it, Like, don't be calling my phone trying to
give me that book, Like come on, man, like I
ain't got no time for this.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like all I'm asking you to do is buy your
damn cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
I I'm just saying. I just want you to buy
the cookie. I need you to buy fifty boxes little
girls scott cookies. Can you do that? No?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
No, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, you
ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
And defying like you're talking, trying to make me by.
So I ain't got you nothing for you disrespecting me,
calling my phone, trying to act like you like, just
trying to manipulate.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I ain't down with that.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I ain't done. Let me say you you don't want
to buy my cookies though, so do you want me
to call your your girl and she and ship on
my cookie.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Tell you got to say the wait for my throat,
man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't
call her, you'll come near her. Don't come near me.
You just get to get the guy here. I'm about
to start sixty ninety. Figure out who you are, and
come right after you, man like, cause I ain't playing bro,
I ain't.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm gonna tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue
with you. I ain't gonna argue with you. But I'll
get off the phone right now. I'll get off right now,
and I'm gonna get that girl. I'm gonna call your
girl and see if you want to buy some cook.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
No, no, no, no, no, you ain't call nobody.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You you just get you get I try to go.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I'm gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find
out who gave you that number. I'm gonna call you up,
like you know, you'll call me.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Trying to hurt up me. Okay, hey man, hey, hey,
you know what. I just cool. We're still talking about it,
all right, I'm gonna get this right on like so so,
so I'll get off the phone. You want me to
write to I do that, but let me let me
ask you this though. Let me ask you this though.
You sure you want me to call you? Sure you
want me to do that? Right? And left her name? Man?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
You something individuals?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
All right?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Look how much of these cookies?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
How much you want? And then Tommy told me you
would buy the cookies? Tommy. Yeah, Tommy told me you
would buy the cookies.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Tommy.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hey, man, check it out. This is nephew tim Me
from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your coworker got me
to pray phone call you.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him, damn.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh god. Listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beated. We
have beat all the names, so nobody knows the things
at all. Okay, you're good you're good alright man, and
I you got me? Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'm gonna take an man. I just use up all
my d and see I'm done. Oh God, like.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Hey you go, I am going up. You up? Man.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I can't believe you got me on this for real?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Tell me this man, one more thing before you go.
What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morton show Man,
which is what he got played every morning?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Kill me, bro.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And there you have it. Come on, get stupid stuff.
Come on, y'all, come on, I've been through a lot
this week. Give me something that. Don't do that. Don't
do that the only ones you don't do that.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hey, I'm feeling this okay, all right. If you want
to see me get stupid, I will be getting stupid
on Saturday night, all right. That is the w s
s U Official Homecoming contoncert Winston Salem, South Carolina. Baby, Yeah,
that's the University Dead. That would be Anthony Hamilton and Monica,
hosted by Yours truly at the l j B M Colisseal.

(08:22):
Come on out, me and Monaghan and Anthony Gonne. Try
to relieve the stress from y'all that you're going through.
All right, we can do that. It's homecoming, baby, come
on home. It's home coming one more again. Winston Salem
State University Official Homecoming contoncert. That is Monica, that is
Anthony Hamilton, hosted by Yours truly Nephew, Time and tickets

(08:42):
on Seal Red. Now, all right, take sure anything, anything,
anything better than two, anything, anything.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
We wanted it to be over is over.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Lend me.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Homecoming with us a better homecoming than homegoing?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
All right?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Okay, why you've always got death in it?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Coming up next Strawberry letter for today, the subject I
love them both. Okay, we'll get into it right after that.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
You play football.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
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