April 10, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is telling/asking an R&B specialty band if they could play country music and the conversation takes an unusual turn.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
smells like grease and mothballs. Ew find out what that's
all about.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just a show. Thanks, But first, hermits, it is.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what
you got for his newo?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
All right, before I get started, let me put it
out there. I am getting ready to head to the
Comedy Factory in Baltimore, b moo in Maryland, Baltimore, Maryland.
That's April nineteenth and twentieth. Why the guy poppular, I'm
live bit pop, live bit popular back by popular man
Babe Mo. You know how we do it. We rocket.
We have a whole lot of fun, whole lot of jokes.
So get your stipself from tickets. I will be at
the Comedy Factory. This right here, this prank right yere.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Herve Gil the drama thumb. Give the drama son, not
the not the bass player, not the piano player, not
the horn, playoff, not the not the background. But give
the drummer somemb All right, I'm trying to me rich.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Uh, Richie, Hey, Richie, how you doing? You the drummer
for the for the band you're saying, you're saying quick
at this, all right, and you also the guy that
you manage. You're the manager of the band. T right? Correct? Correct? Correct?
All right, all right, we want to book you guys
(01:35):
for I think it's gonna be in February. All right,
all right, February sixteen. That's yeah. I mean my name
is Carter. They told you I was gonna be calling
I think so yeah. Okay, let's tell you what. We're
gonna go through a little check minus list here, make
sure we on the same page, and we got everything's
(01:58):
gonna be good that night. But I hear you got
you got. I'll take something. You guys come highly recommended.
You know that, don't you.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I appreciate that. We know that were the best out there.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
It sounds all good, sounds perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right. Now let's talk about money, because that's always
the most crucial thing to talk about. Now, you guys,
sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be what
about what thirty five hundred? From what I understand? Correct?
All right? How many how many hours do I get
you to thirty five hundred?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So what time we start that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We're gonna start that. We're gonna start seven, probably seven thirty,
you know, get that, get that thing jumping off about
seven thirty. I think that's gonna be good.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, we can play till like I guess, put out
ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Seven thirty. Ten. Correct. Yeah, I'm gonna pay you something.
They not gonna get going good till about ten. So
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
You say, you guys could probably go to midnight, maybe
twelve thirty if I if I make that thing nine
five thousand dollars sounds.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Good to me, we could definitely work with that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You can work with that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, yeah, well we'll accommodate.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's gonna be an awesome party.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We're gonna we're gonna bring this.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, all right, we got that out of the way.
I'll tell you what I think. The main thing that
we haven't gone over is we haven't gone over the songs.
And that's what that's what's gonna be impartant for this showdown.
Now you can you got a fee in and a pad,
you can write this down.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down all right down
give me a second, go ahead, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Did you got it?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I got all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I just want to be clear you guys when you go,
when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
that want certain uh songs? Am I right or wrong? Yeah? Usually? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
All right, if you got a request, definitely let us know.
We can commodate.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, all right, well here we go, uh, here
we go. I want you to write this down. I
got I got some that we gotta make sure. This
is gonna be doing the hide of the party. Here
we go. Okay, Friends in low Places by Garth Brooks. Okay, right,
Cannesse whiskey, that's Chris Faithful, you know that. Okay, not
(04:12):
time fun, that's Bason, all things.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That country music? Well, that's that's that's that's that's everything.
We gonna do. Everything we gonna do that said gonna
be country. Yeah, bro, I gotta tell.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You right now, man, R and B.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's our specialty.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Did you not know that? You know what I'm saying?
When we played R and B? He did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All I know is you guys come high. They recommend
they tell me. You guys can say anything in the world.
All I know is I want a gun country I
want you to da gun country music going on out here.
I know that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
But you know, our specialty is an R and B.
That's our specialty. You know what I'm saying. It's it's
not like we're trade monkeys where we could just learn
something new.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Last minute like that.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You know what I'm saying, Let's let's get let's get one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Let's get one thing. Understand you're the person that's said monk,
I ain't sick, but.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I'm just no. And you know that we're an R
and B band.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's our big thing.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's what we promote ourselves at.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let me ask you something, Richie. Something you do you
not want to make the five DOWNSD knowledge that you
and I have already negotiated.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I don't like being disrespected though, you know what I'm saying,
And no.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Nobody disrespecting You're just we're an R and B band.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We don't f country.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know what I'm saying. How do you know here, Richie?
You got something miss country music.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I have no problem with country music. It's just that
we have a full horn section, which doesn't really work
with country music. You know what I'm saying, we play
R and B. It's not our genre.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Well what you used to do it? But if I
don't hear uh, let me see your girl oh By
Cole swim Dale didn't didn't that, it ain't gonna work
for me.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I gotta get that. I gotta get slow burned by
Tim Hicks. I gotta get all my varioty friends who
coming over by ain't Williams. I mean that, y'all. You
know what waitny, wait, wait, wait wait. Kevin over at
the bank is telling me that you guys can sing
anything in the in the world. Now, I know you
ain't telling me that.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Kevin's line, I mean he maybe he should have told
you explicitly what we do and what we play.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know what I'm saying, I've never met anybody in
my life. I'm playing problem playing Guardbrooks, Chris Stapleton dates
Now they ain't Brooks and Don Blake, Shelton, Cole Swindale, Lady, ay,
you don't sit here and tell me you can't play
none of these songs. I want you to get on
the stage and sing these songs that we want done.
(06:58):
We ain't got time to find another group.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I don't feel about your stupid party. You know what
I'm saying. You came to us to play music.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then we told you what we do right now,
you know, right now, I feel like I feel like
we had a stand off. I'm okay around.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
All right, all right, let me let me talk to
my band all right, because this is going this is
going unnecessary too far.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Maybe we could make it work, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let me let me answer something. Is Dre the bass player? Yeah? Correct? Okay?
Can I tell you something about Drey?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Dre got me to prank phone call you. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Baby, you
just got pranked by your boy in the band, Dre.
Damn damn. Oh, okay, I gotta answer you something.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What is the man? I mean, the baddest radio show
in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Huh, come on, this ain't tixas and you ain't hold them? Yeah, yep, yep.
Somebody got to be stupid man. Y'all, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like it my stupid this morning? Is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Blessed and highly favored.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I like my insurance dog.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Every day we get it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay, just checking, just checking, just checking. All right, let
the last begin. Let let let there be laughs. Hosted
by Yours truly nephew, Tommy. This is at the YouTube Theater.
It is Netflix is a Joke Festival. Netflix is a
joke Festival. That is May fifth, on a Sunday night
in Los Angeles, California, at the YouTube Theater. You got
(08:50):
keV on stage, Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford, J. J. Williams
and hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. And then you
got my man Fred Hammond and his own band sitting
in the cut. Kind of feel like a like a
late night talk show, you know what I'm saying. That's
what it feels like to MEA me the vibe. But
it is an all clean show, all clean, no profanity,
(09:12):
So Steve stop on vie. No cussing alive, all right, Nephews,
no cussing.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter. He smells like grease and mothballs.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
smells like grease and mothballs. Ew find out what that's
all about.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just a show. Thanks, But first, hermits, it is.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what
you got for his newo?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
All right, before I get started, let me put it
out there. I am getting ready to head to the
Comedy Factory in Baltimore, b moo in Maryland, Baltimore, Maryland.
That's April nineteenth and twentieth. Why the guy poppular, I'm
live bit pop, live bit popular back by popular man
Babe Mo. You know how we do it. We rocket.
We have a whole lot of fun, whole lot of jokes.
So get your stipself from tickets. I will be at
the Comedy Factory. This right here, this prank right yere.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Herve Gil the drama thumb. Give the drama son, not
the not the bass player, not the piano player, not
the horn, playoff, not the not the background. But give
the drummer somemb All right, I'm trying to me rich.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Uh, Richie, Hey, Richie, how you doing? You the drummer
for the for the band you're saying, you're saying quick
at this, all right, and you also the guy that
you manage. You're the manager of the band. T right? Correct? Correct? Correct?
All right, all right, we want to book you guys
(01:35):
for I think it's gonna be in February. All right,
all right, February sixteen. That's yeah. I mean my name
is Carter. They told you I was gonna be calling
I think so yeah. Okay, let's tell you what. We're
gonna go through a little check minus list here, make
sure we on the same page, and we got everything's
(01:58):
gonna be good that night. But I hear you got
you got. I'll take something. You guys come highly recommended.
You know that, don't you.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I appreciate that. We know that were the best out there.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
It sounds all good, sounds perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right. Now let's talk about money, because that's always
the most crucial thing to talk about. Now, you guys,
sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be what
about what thirty five hundred? From what I understand? Correct?
All right? How many how many hours do I get
you to thirty five hundred?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So what time we start that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We're gonna start that. We're gonna start seven, probably seven thirty,
you know, get that, get that thing jumping off about
seven thirty. I think that's gonna be good.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, we can play till like I guess, put out
ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Seven thirty. Ten. Correct. Yeah, I'm gonna pay you something.
They not gonna get going good till about ten. So
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
You say, you guys could probably go to midnight, maybe
twelve thirty if I if I make that thing nine
five thousand dollars sounds.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Good to me, we could definitely work with that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You can work with that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, yeah, well we'll accommodate.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's gonna be an awesome party.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
We're gonna we're gonna bring this.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, all right, we got that out of the way.
I'll tell you what I think. The main thing that
we haven't gone over is we haven't gone over the songs.
And that's what that's what's gonna be impartant for this showdown.
Now you can you got a fee in and a pad,
you can write this down.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down all right down
give me a second, go ahead, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Did you got it?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I got all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I just want to be clear you guys when you go,
when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
that want certain uh songs? Am I right or wrong? Yeah? Usually? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
All right, if you got a request, definitely let us know.
We can commodate.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, all right, well here we go, uh, here
we go. I want you to write this down. I
got I got some that we gotta make sure. This
is gonna be doing the hide of the party. Here
we go. Okay, Friends in low Places by Garth Brooks. Okay, right,
Cannesse whiskey, that's Chris Faithful, you know that. Okay, not
(04:12):
time fun, that's Bason, all things.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That country music? Well, that's that's that's that's that's everything.
We gonna do. Everything we gonna do that said gonna
be country. Yeah, bro, I gotta tell.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You right now, man, R and B.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's our specialty.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Did you not know that? You know what I'm saying?
When we played R and B? He did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All I know is you guys come high. They recommend
they tell me. You guys can say anything in the world.
All I know is I want a gun country I
want you to da gun country music going on out here.
I know that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
But you know, our specialty is an R and B.
That's our specialty. You know what I'm saying. It's it's
not like we're trade monkeys where we could just learn
something new.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Last minute like that.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You know what I'm saying, Let's let's get let's get one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Let's get one thing. Understand you're the person that's said monk,
I ain't sick, but.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I'm just no. And you know that we're an R
and B band.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's our big thing.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's what we promote ourselves at.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let me ask you something, Richie. Something you do you
not want to make the five DOWNSD knowledge that you
and I have already negotiated.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I don't like being disrespected though, you know what I'm saying,
And no.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Nobody disrespecting You're just we're an R and B band.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
We don't f country.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know what I'm saying. How do you know here, Richie?
You got something miss country music.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I have no problem with country music. It's just that
we have a full horn section, which doesn't really work
with country music. You know what I'm saying, we play
R and B. It's not our genre.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Well what you used to do it? But if I
don't hear uh, let me see your girl oh By
Cole swim Dale didn't didn't that, it ain't gonna work
for me.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I gotta get that. I gotta get slow burned by
Tim Hicks. I gotta get all my varioty friends who
coming over by ain't Williams. I mean that, y'all. You
know what waitny, wait, wait, wait wait. Kevin over at
the bank is telling me that you guys can sing
anything in the in the world. Now, I know you
ain't telling me that.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Kevin's line, I mean he maybe he should have told
you explicitly what we do and what we play.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know what I'm saying, I've never met anybody in
my life. I'm playing problem playing Guardbrooks, Chris Stapleton dates
Now they ain't Brooks and Don Blake, Shelton, Cole Swindale, Lady, ay,
you don't sit here and tell me you can't play
none of these songs. I want you to get on
the stage and sing these songs that we want done.
(06:58):
We ain't got time to find another group.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I don't feel about your stupid party. You know what
I'm saying. You came to us to play music.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then we told you what we do right now,
you know, right now, I feel like I feel like
we had a stand off. I'm okay around.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
All right, all right, let me let me talk to
my band all right, because this is going this is
going unnecessary too far.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Maybe we could make it work, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let me let me answer something. Is Dre the bass player? Yeah? Correct? Okay?
Can I tell you something about Drey?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
What about him?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Dre got me to prank phone call you. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Baby, you
just got pranked by your boy in the band, Dre.
Damn damn. Oh, okay, I gotta answer you something.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
What is the man? I mean, the baddest radio show
in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Huh, come on, this ain't tixas and you ain't hold them? Yeah, yep, yep.
Somebody got to be stupid man. Y'all, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like it my stupid this morning? Is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Blessed and highly favored.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I like my insurance dog.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Every day we get it.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay, just checking, just checking, just checking. All right, let
the last begin. Let let let there be laughs. Hosted
by Yours truly nephew, Tommy. This is at the YouTube Theater.
It is Netflix is a Joke Festival. Netflix is a
joke Festival. That is May fifth, on a Sunday night
in Los Angeles, California, at the YouTube Theater. You got
(08:50):
keV on stage, Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford, J. J. Williams
and hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. And then you
got my man Fred Hammond and his own band sitting
in the cut. Kind of feel like a like a
late night talk show, you know what I'm saying. That's
what it feels like to MEA me the vibe. But
it is an all clean show, all clean, no profanity,
(09:12):
So Steve stop on vie. No cussing alive, all right, Nephews,
no cussing.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter. He smells like grease and mothballs.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
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