April 30, 2021 • 9 mins
How does a grown man talk to another grown man about endowment without it getting weird?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject the secret is bound to come out now, but
right now the nephew is here. We'll get into that
a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for his new firnly?
This right here is go big, I'll go home, Go big,
(00:23):
I'll go home. Yeah, you can't figure it out? I can't,
all right, come on, okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm
trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know
how you doing? This is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger
and better, where we make you large and in charge.
How you doing today? Scott? Who? So I'm with Bigger
(00:46):
and Better, where we make you large and in charge.
I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh,
given a phone call by your wife your wife is
Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um you know your
wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
(01:07):
it's coming up. Okay. If you have you decided on
getting or anything, or have you purchased anything yet, No, No,
I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh,
we got a call from from I think, Um, we've
got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys.
And and something I think that she wanted to recommend
(01:29):
that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting
in my brain. So is actually gave us a call.
She's actually had an idea you know what she would
really really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?
You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she
(01:49):
calls you, I'm sorry, she called you to give me
ideal on with I should get her for her birthday.
Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
little a little different, and it's something that you probably
would never in a million years think of. But here
at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely
(02:10):
know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely
understand her given up what's your name against Sam Scott?
Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually
let us know that there are some things that that
are really really lacking between you guys, and she would
very much like for her birthday where you can be
(02:31):
a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what
we do here at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello,
what I could be more? We doubt, sir, So I
think really what's going on is Bianca is really not
satisfied right now she called you to tell you that
I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So
(02:52):
you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what
I mean, You're you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent.
I'm not sure, but are you kidding me? What's the
name of this comping in Bigger and Better where we
make you larger in charge? And right now you know
you're not. You're not larger in charge and we want
to get you that were able to come in for
(03:12):
a consultation, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
call her right now because Uly right now, Okay, I'm
gonna call her and we're trying to do because we're
just don do you not? Do you not think you
need to come in? I don't even think I even
need be be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever
is going on in my bed room. I'm keen, so
(03:33):
I'm not even I'm not even. I don't even know
what going on. Whatever you whatever services first for me,
that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the first
sign of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I
don't have no problems in the bed room. Well, you know,
I don't even why am I even still on the
phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you
only have to wear about here from merk. She gotta
(03:55):
something to kind of a count with you. Then you
you ain't got go ahead and close that out. Else.
Let me say this. You have a you have a
very big ego, sir. But what I want to do
is is you know, but you're not You're not as
big as your ego. I want to get you to
that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy
things people say online. But you're gonna call me talk
about my wife called you saying that I'm in act
(04:16):
within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and and
once again, I'm trying. I know you you're just doing
your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her
right now. Okay, don't work number. You're in denial. I'm
in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help
you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm
(04:40):
trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay,
I know you you've got a job to do, but
what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called
you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to
get you in here to get a compultation so we
can get you further along on where you are. Consultation
(05:01):
a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need
no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey,
you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.
You want to make me bigger? What? What what is
this seeming like? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?
How do you even get a job like that? You
apply for this job any when you're in high school?
(05:21):
Job trying to get you. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,
Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through
this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for
a consultation. At least we're coming in for a consultation.
We can get your further along where you are. Are
you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have
is my sister in your place. As you call me
again to tell you what. I will come in for
(05:42):
a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
like that, all your information, and I will come down
for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir.
What I want to do is get you lined up
with get your plantage, Let me call my wife. I
don't need no damp pasy. Just give me your info
and you got to work up here from us. No more, okay,
(06:03):
right now, to get up. I don't want to hang
up on you. And I understand you're trying to do
your job. You're small, you're small, and I'm trying to
make you bigger. You sir, you know what I'm trying
to a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative
of it, then I don't even understand why your wife
(06:23):
knows you're why, and we can have this conversation face
to face. You don't know what I don't want you.
It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
I can figure out why she calls you because you're
coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny
and you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,
You never see me. You don't know anything about me.
(06:44):
I mean, I can't even believe my wife's even called you.
But just this is just how you do business. You
don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. I'm
playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but
I'm also with a client. Sir. I don't give up
what you are okay, okay? And there are some other
things that let us know as well, what the what
that means. She also wanted me to tell you that
(07:05):
this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan, this show
your wife just prayed for called you bad man. That's funny.
Man on here over here looking at us in the mirror. Yeah,
kind of I thought I was good, but I got
a little nervous. Man. What's the baddest radio show in
(07:29):
the land. Come on now, you know it's just see
your Harvey radio show man. A lot of people need
a little enhancing, you know a lot of people need
that know something, you know, enhance themselves. Sometimes you need
that coming from the man who needs height. You know what.
(07:50):
I don't need hype, Uncle Steve. But what I do
need I need you to vote. Vote? Did you vote? MTV?
I need you to what your vote out there for me?
Ready to Love has been nominated or Best Dating Show.
So go to vote dot MTV dot com. Today is
(08:11):
the day. The day is the last day. Listen to me.
Vote for Ready for Love starring Nephew Tommy starring Now
we got enough people listening to this. If you've ever
enjoyed the pranks, if you've ever gotten to laugh, if
you've ever enjoyed this man's work, vote dot MTV, MTV
(08:37):
dot calm. Yes, come on now you can go and
the and the MTV Awards night is May eighteen, boys,
Tom's birthday. On his birthday, I'm either gonna win or
lose on my birthday. You gotta yeah, you want to
(09:01):
celebrate your birthday and the rest of it, alright, celebred
letter up next the secret that's bound to come out. Now,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject the secret is bound to come out now, but
right now the nephew is here. We'll get into that
a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for his new firnly?
This right here is go big, I'll go home, Go big,
(00:23):
I'll go home. Yeah, you can't figure it out? I can't,
all right, come on, okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm
trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know
how you doing? This is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger
and better, where we make you large and in charge.
How you doing today? Scott? Who? So I'm with Bigger
(00:46):
and Better, where we make you large and in charge.
I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh,
given a phone call by your wife your wife is
Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um you know your
wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
(01:07):
it's coming up. Okay. If you have you decided on
getting or anything, or have you purchased anything yet, No, No,
I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh,
we got a call from from I think, Um, we've
got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys.
And and something I think that she wanted to recommend
(01:29):
that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting
in my brain. So is actually gave us a call.
She's actually had an idea you know what she would
really really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?
You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she
(01:49):
calls you, I'm sorry, she called you to give me
ideal on with I should get her for her birthday.
Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
little a little different, and it's something that you probably
would never in a million years think of. But here
at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely
(02:10):
know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely
understand her given up what's your name against Sam Scott?
Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually
let us know that there are some things that that
are really really lacking between you guys, and she would
very much like for her birthday where you can be
(02:31):
a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what
we do here at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello,
what I could be more? We doubt, sir, So I
think really what's going on is Bianca is really not
satisfied right now she called you to tell you that
I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So
(02:52):
you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what
I mean, You're you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent.
I'm not sure, but are you kidding me? What's the
name of this comping in Bigger and Better where we
make you larger in charge? And right now you know
you're not. You're not larger in charge and we want
to get you that were able to come in for
(03:12):
a consultation, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
call her right now because Uly right now, Okay, I'm
gonna call her and we're trying to do because we're
just don do you not? Do you not think you
need to come in? I don't even think I even
need be be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever
is going on in my bed room. I'm keen, so
(03:33):
I'm not even I'm not even. I don't even know
what going on. Whatever you whatever services first for me,
that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the first
sign of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I
don't have no problems in the bed room. Well, you know,
I don't even why am I even still on the
phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you
only have to wear about here from merk. She gotta
(03:55):
something to kind of a count with you. Then you
you ain't got go ahead and close that out. Else.
Let me say this. You have a you have a
very big ego, sir. But what I want to do
is is you know, but you're not You're not as
big as your ego. I want to get you to
that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy
things people say online. But you're gonna call me talk
about my wife called you saying that I'm in act
(04:16):
within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and and
once again, I'm trying. I know you you're just doing
your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her
right now. Okay, don't work number. You're in denial. I'm
in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help
you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm
(04:40):
trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay,
I know you you've got a job to do, but
what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called
you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to
get you in here to get a compultation so we
can get you further along on where you are. Consultation
(05:01):
a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need
no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey,
you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.
You want to make me bigger? What? What what is
this seeming like? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?
How do you even get a job like that? You
apply for this job any when you're in high school?
(05:21):
Job trying to get you. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,
Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through
this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for
a consultation. At least we're coming in for a consultation.
We can get your further along where you are. Are
you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have
is my sister in your place. As you call me
again to tell you what. I will come in for
(05:42):
a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
like that, all your information, and I will come down
for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir.
What I want to do is get you lined up
with get your plantage, Let me call my wife. I
don't need no damp pasy. Just give me your info
and you got to work up here from us. No more, okay,
(06:03):
right now, to get up. I don't want to hang
up on you. And I understand you're trying to do
your job. You're small, you're small, and I'm trying to
make you bigger. You sir, you know what I'm trying
to a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative
of it, then I don't even understand why your wife
(06:23):
knows you're why, and we can have this conversation face
to face. You don't know what I don't want you.
It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
I can figure out why she calls you because you're
coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny
and you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,
You never see me. You don't know anything about me.
(06:44):
I mean, I can't even believe my wife's even called you.
But just this is just how you do business. You
don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. I'm
playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but
I'm also with a client. Sir. I don't give up
what you are okay, okay? And there are some other
things that let us know as well, what the what
that means. She also wanted me to tell you that
(07:05):
this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan, this show
your wife just prayed for called you bad man. That's funny.
Man on here over here looking at us in the mirror. Yeah,
kind of I thought I was good, but I got
a little nervous. Man. What's the baddest radio show in
(07:29):
the land. Come on now, you know it's just see
your Harvey radio show man. A lot of people need
a little enhancing, you know a lot of people need
that know something, you know, enhance themselves. Sometimes you need
that coming from the man who needs height. You know what.
(07:50):
I don't need hype, Uncle Steve. But what I do
need I need you to vote. Vote? Did you vote? MTV?
I need you to what your vote out there for me?
Ready to Love has been nominated or Best Dating Show.
So go to vote dot MTV dot com. Today is
(08:11):
the day. The day is the last day. Listen to me.
Vote for Ready for Love starring Nephew Tommy starring Now
we got enough people listening to this. If you've ever
enjoyed the pranks, if you've ever gotten to laugh, if
you've ever enjoyed this man's work, vote dot MTV, MTV
(08:37):
dot calm. Yes, come on now you can go and
the and the MTV Awards night is May eighteen, boys,
Tom's birthday. On his birthday, I'm either gonna win or
lose on my birthday. You gotta yeah, you want to
(09:01):
celebrate your birthday and the rest of it, alright, celebred
letter up next the secret that's bound to come out. Now,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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