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October 8, 2024 9 mins

Can a church really kick you out for not being dependable? Btw, what is the definition of dependable?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he stinks because of his mama. Okay,
we'll get into that and find out what that's all about.
And just a due because right now the nephew is
waiting in the wings. He is here, as a matter
of fact, with today's frank phone call. Nephew, what you got?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The title is God is not through with you, but
we are. Yeah, let's go, cat dog.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
If you hould.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is
Brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh hey, how is it? I'm at work? Can I
call you back?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I'll call
your your house phone, and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long. But it really is a ur all right,
that urge. It matter if you don't mind, all right,
hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hold on, let me let me step away from our tub. Okay,
but the brink respecting, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We have a bit of a problem here and we're
gonna try to we're trying to clean up a lot
of things here at the church. You know, I hate
to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying that God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to our attention, sister

(01:31):
car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
you you you might come once once out of a month.
You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church
can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
the church, but everybody is coming every now and then.
We cannot depend on you all to be the members

(01:55):
and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
What say you say your name is brother from Yes
and you work you work under the DJ. I'm sorry,
I've never heard of you before.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
fan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot, and Sister Takar,

(02:32):
I got I have to be honest with you. You
you you'll maybe once every one of someone we might
see you might not see you, you know, and like
I say, God may not be through with you, but.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
We all okay that listen. Why I don't understand like
you're monitoring my my my church going like I can't.
I have to go every single week.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I mean, I wow, you absence so much at the church.
Explain that.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean, I
still pray. I don't understand how a church can.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Are you got two jobs, but we're not getting tied,
like you got two jobs. You're not tied, and like
you got two jobs because I can't afford you just
you just said I got two jobs. That's what you
just said, and that those two jobs are in support
my kids.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I mean, I can't support the church and my kids
is the same term I can't do vote. I mean,
I get when I can, let.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Me ask you something. What are you making on that
other job?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Are you shio this? Are you really really? You're really
I didn't know the church. God is this deep with
You're really asking me how much I make and my
second job that I take to support my kids. Come on, now,
this gotta be something.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
This is I'm gonna say this to you. God may
not be through with you, but we are. If you
are gonna pay your tithes, if you're not gonna come
to work on a consistent basis, then what what do
you benefit? The church is about this. I'm gonna say this.

(04:18):
I'm gonna say this to you. You let me tell
you what the church is all about. The church is and.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
You say we need done with you again one more time?
I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? This?
Is that what the church is about. Let me tell
you what the church is. The church is a hospital
for crippled souls. You understand that. That's what the church.
That's what the church is. But when when we have
souls that are coming in to be saved, we are
doing our job. And guess what those people that are

(04:49):
coming in, you know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's
what they're doing. They're tithing you, sister Takara, I'm sure
your soul is crippled. You're not coming and you're not die.
You may give us a little some something when you
show up. If you show up, that am I right
or wrong?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay? Hold up, let me get what's the straight. This
is what you called me for in the middle of
my work day to tell me that you're kicking me
out the church because I don't give enough money to
the church while I'm at my job that I can
barely afford to pay my bills with. Matter of fact,

(05:27):
I don't even know who you are. I've never met
you in my life, and I don't even know what
this church.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know, this church.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you had the nerve to call me.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, now let me say something. Now, you being very
Unchristian like, now does the card you're gonna watch it
don't in your language?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Then this is not Christian?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Like, well do you do you know brother Dwyanne? Isn't
that your brother? Oh? Hey, and my brother Dwayne is
who told me to call you?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Really my brother?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
So what?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
So what is it about?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Huh? Whatever?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I don't know what is your name?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your brother Dwayne got me the prank phone call you No.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
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Speaker 3 (06:37):
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Speaker 4 (06:45):
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Speaker 3 (06:53):
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Speaker 3 (07:25):
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(07:49):
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Speaker 5 (07:59):
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Speaker 4 (08:07):
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Speaker 1 (08:09):
What is talking about himself and the third person?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Tommy is, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
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(08:35):
I'm I'm excited about seeing y'all. Y'all come hang out. Nephew,
Tommy and Friends. October twenty six the noops coming to
hang out? Putting up you talking?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
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told me, tell you what's happening.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He was.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
He was officiating a basketball game in Abb Doctor.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, you're telling myself, what's uping Man.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I was messing with him the whole game. I said, Man,
you made a call just like a new welcome brothers.
I ain't mad at the noops at all.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Loop all right, thank you guys. Coming up next, it
is my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
he stinks because of his mama.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
We'll get in Arch right after.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
The baby steaks to me. He staks.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
You're listening

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Morning show
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