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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, I've been down there at the church lately on
these pranks. You know that I've been heading down there
to the church and uh, today's title Live. God is
not through with you, but we are.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, God is not through,
but we are.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna still have your relationship with him,
but you're not gonna have one with us no more
at this church. God is not through with you, but
we are. Cat dog give you hould yeah, take you
to the church.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is
brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh hey, how is it's? I'm at work? Can I
call you back?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I've called
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long. But it's really is a hurt, all right,
that urgent matter. If you don't mind, all right, hold.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
On, hold on, let me let me step away from
my tuber the Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh
the Brinkley Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We have a bit of a problem here and we're
gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot
of things here at the church. You know, I hate
to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying this. God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister
(01:40):
car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
you you you might come once once out of a month.
You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church
can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
the church, but everybody is coming every now. We need
we cannot depend on you all to be the members
(02:04):
and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What you say, you say your name is brother, yes,
and you work, you work under the DJ. I'm sorry,
I've never heard of you before.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people aren't
paying tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot? And Sister Takar,
(02:41):
I got, I have to be honest with you. You
you you the hell maybe once every one of someone
we might see you might not see you, you know,
and like I said, God may not be through with you,
but we are.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay that Listen. Why I don't understand, like, are y'all
monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't. I
can't have to go every single week, I.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mean when I can, Why are you absent so much
at the church? Explain that?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean I
still pray. I don't understand how a church can.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Are you you got two jobs, but we're not getting tied,
like you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like
you got two jobs.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Because I can't afford.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You just said I got two jobs. That's what you
just said, and that.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Those two jobs are in support my kids. I mean,
I can't support the church and my kids is the
same term I can't do. Vote. I mean, I get
when I can, let.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me ask you something, what are you making on that
other job?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Are you shiddies? Are you really?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You? Really? You?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Really? I didn't know the church? God is this deep
with You're really asking me how much I make? And
my second job did I chase to support my kids?
Come on, now, this gotta be something.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
be through with you, but we are. If you are
gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to
work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit?
The church?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is that what the church is about?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
This, I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You.
Let me tell you what the church is all about.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The church is and you say, we go with you
again one more time. I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is
that what the church is about? Let me tell you
what the church is. The church is a hospital for
crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the
church is. But when when we have souls that are
coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
And guess what those people that are coming in, you
(05:00):
know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
They're tithing you, sister Takara, and I'm sure your soul
is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing. You
may give us a little some something when you show up.
If you show up. Am I right or wrong? Mm?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay? Let me get what they straight. This is what
you called me for in the middle of my work
day to tell me that you're kicking me out the
church because I don't give enough money to the church
while I'm at my job that I can barely afford
to pay my bills with souse. That't a fact. I
(05:37):
don't even know who you are. I've never met you
in my life, and I don't even know what this church.
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This church?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you have the nerve to call me.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, now, let me say something. Now, you're being very
Unchristian like, now is the gard where you're gonna watch it?
Don't in your language?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Then this is not Christian light.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane? Isn't
that your brothers Okay? And my brother Dwyane is who
told me to call you?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Really my brother? So what?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What is this about? Huh whatever, I don't know. What
is your name?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you
no more.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Oh my gosh, yo, she's about to get meet by
So this job I makeing Lobby screaming my You'm looking
at me?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh my h you all right, Jerry? Yeah? What's up?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
No normal? Oh my god, Oh my gosh, my heart
is racing.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We're not gonna keep playing with you. You see what
I'm saying. We're not going to keep playing with you,
going back and forth and all that. Right, Yeah, you're
not doing it? Yeah, yeah, all right. I'm sorry. I
get I get so deep in my prank, and I
get so deep and I get so involved. You have
to ca Yeah. It takes me a minute to come
out of it, you know the character. Yeah, you should
(07:33):
ask Steve how to do that, because he does that
very well. He goes all the way have you noticed it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
But he comes out.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Quickly right away because he gets tired right away. We'll
be right back with more.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Next all right, Week zero, I've been talking about it,
Labor Day weekend, The Nephews coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That is Week zero.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Comedy Jawn with myself and Bill Belly, Me and the
One and Only mss V will be in the build
in August to twenty ninth at the Uhwell Auditory, the
Blackmail Auditory. All right, Thinkings are on sale red now,
don't miss it. Laying in the cut is Portland, Oregon,
September five, six and seven. The Nephews coming to town.
That it's Helium Comedy Club and Portland, Oregon. Never been
(08:25):
there before. Y'all ain't seen me. I ain't seen y'all,
but I'm coming. Thickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's
headed to the west.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What you're going to Oregon?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Going to Oregon?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, they made planes up there. Bring us some Nike shoes,
that's right, all right, thinking of you, you're listening Hardy
Morning Show
What you got, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, I've been down there at the church lately on
these pranks. You know that I've been heading down there
to the church and uh, today's title Live. God is
not through with you, but we are.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, God is not through,
but we are.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna still have your relationship with him,
but you're not gonna have one with us no more
at this church. God is not through with you, but
we are. Cat dog give you hould yeah, take you
to the church.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is
brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh hey, how is it's? I'm at work? Can I
call you back?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I've called
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long. But it's really is a hurt, all right,
that urgent matter. If you don't mind, all right, hold.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
On, hold on, let me let me step away from
my tuber the Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh
the Brinkley Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We have a bit of a problem here and we're
gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot
of things here at the church. You know, I hate
to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying this. God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister
(01:40):
car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
you you you might come once once out of a month.
You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church
can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
the church, but everybody is coming every now. We need
we cannot depend on you all to be the members
(02:04):
and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
What you say, you say your name is brother, yes,
and you work, you work under the DJ. I'm sorry,
I've never heard of you before.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people aren't
paying tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot? And Sister Takar,
(02:41):
I got, I have to be honest with you. You
you you the hell maybe once every one of someone
we might see you might not see you, you know,
and like I said, God may not be through with you,
but we are.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay that Listen. Why I don't understand, like, are y'all
monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't. I
can't have to go every single week, I.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mean when I can, Why are you absent so much
at the church? Explain that?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean I
still pray. I don't understand how a church can.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Are you you got two jobs, but we're not getting tied,
like you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like
you got two jobs.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Because I can't afford.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You just said I got two jobs. That's what you
just said, and that.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Those two jobs are in support my kids. I mean,
I can't support the church and my kids is the
same term I can't do. Vote. I mean, I get
when I can, let.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me ask you something, what are you making on that
other job?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Are you shiddies? Are you really?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You? Really? You?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Really? I didn't know the church? God is this deep
with You're really asking me how much I make? And
my second job did I chase to support my kids?
Come on, now, this gotta be something.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
be through with you, but we are. If you are
gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to
work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit?
The church?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is that what the church is about?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
This, I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You.
Let me tell you what the church is all about.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The church is and you say, we go with you
again one more time. I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is
that what the church is about? Let me tell you
what the church is. The church is a hospital for
crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the
church is. But when when we have souls that are
coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
And guess what those people that are coming in, you
(05:00):
know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
They're tithing you, sister Takara, and I'm sure your soul
is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing. You
may give us a little some something when you show up.
If you show up. Am I right or wrong? Mm?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay? Let me get what they straight. This is what
you called me for in the middle of my work
day to tell me that you're kicking me out the
church because I don't give enough money to the church
while I'm at my job that I can barely afford
to pay my bills with souse. That't a fact. I
(05:37):
don't even know who you are. I've never met you
in my life, and I don't even know what this church.
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This church?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you have the nerve to call me.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, now, let me say something. Now, you're being very
Unchristian like, now is the gard where you're gonna watch it?
Don't in your language?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Then this is not Christian light.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane? Isn't
that your brothers Okay? And my brother Dwyane is who
told me to call you?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Really my brother? So what?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
What is this about? Huh whatever, I don't know. What
is your name?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you
no more.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Oh my gosh, yo, she's about to get meet by
So this job I makeing Lobby screaming my You'm looking
at me?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh my h you all right, Jerry? Yeah? What's up?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
No normal? Oh my god, Oh my gosh, my heart
is racing.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We're not gonna keep playing with you. You see what
I'm saying. We're not going to keep playing with you,
going back and forth and all that. Right, Yeah, you're
not doing it? Yeah, yeah, all right. I'm sorry. I
get I get so deep in my prank, and I
get so deep and I get so involved. You have
to ca Yeah. It takes me a minute to come
out of it, you know the character. Yeah, you should
(07:33):
ask Steve how to do that, because he does that
very well. He goes all the way have you noticed it?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
But he comes out.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Quickly right away because he gets tired right away. We'll
be right back with more.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Next all right, Week zero, I've been talking about it,
Labor Day weekend, The Nephews coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That is Week zero.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Comedy Jawn with myself and Bill Belly, Me and the
One and Only mss V will be in the build
in August to twenty ninth at the Uhwell Auditory, the
Blackmail Auditory. All right, Thinkings are on sale red now,
don't miss it. Laying in the cut is Portland, Oregon,
September five, six and seven. The Nephews coming to town.
That it's Helium Comedy Club and Portland, Oregon. Never been
(08:25):
there before. Y'all ain't seen me. I ain't seen y'all,
but I'm coming. Thickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's
headed to the west.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What you're going to Oregon?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Going to Oregon?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, they made planes up there. Bring us some Nike shoes,
that's right, all right, thinking of you, you're listening Hardy
Morning Show
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