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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is the gyms, Shirley g Em gyms, Gods Eyes Ministry,
Gods Eyes Ministry. Yes, yes, we're back at the church
God's Eyes Ministry.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
All right, let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If you hould hello, I'm trying to read Clarence, Clarence,
how are you doing, Clarence? This is statius man. I'm
over at the church man, my Baptist church where you're
a member of. Right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm
with the gyms man. And uh you you you actually
came to uh this past service. Correct gyms, the gyms,
(00:45):
that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what
we do is we watch what's going on, you know,
in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?
And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm, but
this this if my records indicate me right through my
(01:05):
God's Eyes Ministry, the gems looking at my books, looks
like you this is your first time at the church
this year?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
you actually did not stand.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Correct, no, no, remember because you remember there we go.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Now you you still work for uh you you you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Work for them?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, okay, Now what we've done is we've averaged it
out that you.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
What what I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on the yearly basis over
there with I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Mean, yeah, something like that. But you know, go ahead,
well problem.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
See what we're looking at since since you are member,
because see you did not stand when he said all
members said, you did not stand up, which which you
right there making the you know you you're you're clarifying
that you are a member, and you're making about we're
gonna roughly say about forty five thousand dollars a year,
which means ten percent is forty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Now, we looked at the we looked.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At the books, and notice that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you ought to be.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Paying your tithes.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well
in tied that would offer?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
See you? You? You you are?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Wait a minut, Hold on, hold a second. You got
you got all the stuff going on to the church.
You you got h you got hungry people, you got
people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
about about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,
well see, and that's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all
spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
My job, sir, as a gem God's eyes ministry, My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
This is why you know what, man, you got to
hold on a second. First of all, let me explain
something to your brother, fatty, yourself, whatever the ministry you
are with me? Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey, I don't
even have to explain it to you, But let me
explain something to you. All right, this is a one
job household. This is all we do. This is the
(03:39):
one job household. My wife don't work, but my wife
comes to church every Sunday and she pays the tithe.
Now have you checked at the gym ministry? Have y'all
looked at her ties?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord,
Brother Clarence, you know what? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know? That's you know? And you wonder why people
don't come to church all the time. You know, how
do you go tell me that I rob? I could
be giving my tide somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I am the secretary.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am the gem's secretary of God's Eyes ministry, and
my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're making forty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that
is something. I'll tell you that who is, Yes, I have,
but that's not none of their business. I know, I know,
I know. What does it have to do with him
calling people and asking them if their panners? I got this,
I got this hand. Yeah, you know I got it.
(04:44):
I got it, I got him, I got it, I
got I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't who whoo whoo?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Who?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Who was that?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's my wife has been being that's my wife and
being I died.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
paid three hundred dollars, not undercut.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, Let me ask you this, When are you gonna
start cutting into this farty five.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
With a man rob god? Yet you have robbed me.
That is what you are doing, sir.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now at my time where I could
go out, I got to be at work. I can't
even go get drinks right now because I'm on the
phone with you. I have to be at work in
half an hour. You robb me right now of my time.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can you bring your tax return into the to why
I can take a look.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
At it my tax return? You know, I tell you what.
I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their
tax return, if you bring your tax return and pass
to bring his tax return that I'll bring my tax return.
We can have a tax return party.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if it's.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
If it's not too much the ad. But listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The next time you do come to church, were gonna
pat you down because we're gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh hold on, you gonna pat me down next time I.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Come to church and then lay hands on you.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
on salary at the church?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah? But what but what that? What does what does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I need to know what you tutting?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It ain't gotten your luck. Look, it ain't got nothing.
Where you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down
so we can add it, so we can get the
wing put on.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm part of the Gems.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You'll bring your money down here are Clarence.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Isn't it a dog? Let me tell you something. I
don't know who you are. I don't know what this
ministry is.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm with the Gems. Where can we.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Expect it, man, I don't. I don't care. I don't
give it. You know what, Let say, I don't care
anything about do you gym ministry? I don't care about you, man,
I don't care about any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man, let me take something dollars, just this for real,
don't call my house. Not more with this, with this stuff,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm
trying to put a dollar to college. I'm trying to
set a son through private school, and I can't get
that done. I'm trying to keep the lights.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
On the What do that have to do with the church?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You can't tell me nothing about my job. You have
to kill me.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I need to tell you something about your.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Job, dude, that's gonna hang up this phone.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is that a man named Chapman at your job?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yes, Chapman at my job. Okay, yeah, and he's been
there too.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Got pranked, man, Man, man, you got me feel you
got me feeling guilty.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh man, with with the with the you on ministry.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, but I'm not getting ready to get beat up.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yoh man.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Land, obviously, Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
See that boy stupid right there, that boy there, you
got to put some stew on my stupid. That's what
I'm talking about right there, nice good stupid. That's just
that's good trouble. But they say that's good trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
You did not.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I can't take that. I can't use that. No, that
ain't that's good trouble. That ain't. Cranking is good. Cranking
is good trouble. Cranking is playing too much.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah you're listening, Harvey Morning Show.
Nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is the gyms, Shirley g Em gyms, Gods Eyes Ministry,
Gods Eyes Ministry. Yes, yes, we're back at the church
God's Eyes Ministry.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
All right, let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If you hould hello, I'm trying to read Clarence, Clarence,
how are you doing, Clarence? This is statius man. I'm
over at the church man, my Baptist church where you're
a member of. Right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm
with the gyms man. And uh you you you actually
came to uh this past service. Correct gyms, the gyms,
(00:45):
that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what
we do is we watch what's going on, you know,
in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?
And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm, but
this this if my records indicate me right through my
(01:05):
God's Eyes Ministry, the gems looking at my books, looks
like you this is your first time at the church
this year?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
you actually did not stand.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Correct, no, no, remember because you remember there we go.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Now you you still work for uh you you you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Work for them?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, okay, Now what we've done is we've averaged it
out that you.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
What what I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on the yearly basis over
there with I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Mean, yeah, something like that. But you know, go ahead,
well problem.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
See what we're looking at since since you are member,
because see you did not stand when he said all
members said, you did not stand up, which which you
right there making the you know you you're you're clarifying
that you are a member, and you're making about we're
gonna roughly say about forty five thousand dollars a year,
which means ten percent is forty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Now, we looked at the we looked.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At the books, and notice that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you ought to be.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Paying your tithes.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well
in tied that would offer?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
See you? You? You you are?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Wait a minut, Hold on, hold a second. You got
you got all the stuff going on to the church.
You you got h you got hungry people, you got
people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
about about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,
well see, and that's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all
spend all morning calling people.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
My job, sir, as a gem God's eyes ministry, My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
This is why you know what, man, you got to
hold on a second. First of all, let me explain
something to your brother, fatty, yourself, whatever the ministry you
are with me? Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey, I don't
even have to explain it to you, But let me
explain something to you. All right, this is a one
job household. This is all we do. This is the
(03:39):
one job household. My wife don't work, but my wife
comes to church every Sunday and she pays the tithe.
Now have you checked at the gym ministry? Have y'all
looked at her ties?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord,
Brother Clarence, you know what? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know? That's you know? And you wonder why people
don't come to church all the time. You know, how
do you go tell me that I rob? I could
be giving my tide somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I am the secretary.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am the gem's secretary of God's Eyes ministry, and
my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're making forty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that
is something. I'll tell you that who is, Yes, I have,
but that's not none of their business. I know, I know,
I know. What does it have to do with him
calling people and asking them if their panners? I got this,
I got this hand. Yeah, you know I got it.
(04:44):
I got it, I got him, I got it, I
got I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't who whoo whoo?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Who?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Who was that?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's my wife has been being that's my wife and
being I died.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
paid three hundred dollars, not undercut.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, Let me ask you this, When are you gonna
start cutting into this farty five.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
With a man rob god? Yet you have robbed me.
That is what you are doing, sir.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now at my time where I could
go out, I got to be at work. I can't
even go get drinks right now because I'm on the
phone with you. I have to be at work in
half an hour. You robb me right now of my time.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can you bring your tax return into the to why
I can take a look.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
At it my tax return? You know, I tell you what.
I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their
tax return, if you bring your tax return and pass
to bring his tax return that I'll bring my tax return.
We can have a tax return party.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
When will your tax return? When can you? Can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if it's.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
If it's not too much the ad. But listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The next time you do come to church, were gonna
pat you down because we're gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh hold on, you gonna pat me down next time I.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Come to church and then lay hands on you.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
on salary at the church?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah? But what but what that? What does what does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I need to know what you tutting?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It ain't gotten your luck. Look, it ain't got nothing.
Where you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down
so we can add it, so we can get the
wing put on.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm part of the Gems.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You'll bring your money down here are Clarence.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Isn't it a dog? Let me tell you something. I
don't know who you are. I don't know what this
ministry is.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm with the Gems. Where can we.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Expect it, man, I don't. I don't care. I don't
give it. You know what, Let say, I don't care
anything about do you gym ministry? I don't care about you, man,
I don't care about any of that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man, let me take something dollars, just this for real,
don't call my house. Not more with this, with this stuff,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm
trying to put a dollar to college. I'm trying to
set a son through private school, and I can't get
that done. I'm trying to keep the lights.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
On the What do that have to do with the church?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You can't tell me nothing about my job. You have
to kill me.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I need to tell you something about your.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Job, dude, that's gonna hang up this phone.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is that a man named Chapman at your job?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yes, Chapman at my job. Okay, yeah, and he's been
there too.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Got pranked, man, Man, man, you got me feel you
got me feeling guilty.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh man, with with the with the you on ministry.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, but I'm not getting ready to get beat up.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yoh man.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Land, obviously, Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
See that boy stupid right there, that boy there, you
got to put some stew on my stupid. That's what
I'm talking about right there, nice good stupid. That's just
that's good trouble. But they say that's good trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
You did not.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I can't take that. I can't use that. No, that
ain't that's good trouble. That ain't. Cranking is good. Cranking
is good trouble. Cranking is playing too much.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah you're listening, Harvey Morning Show.
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