Gospel Church Quiz

Nephew Tommy pranks the first Caucasian member of Mount Sinai Missionary Baptist Church by request of his own wife (Caucasian guy).

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, brand spanking new. I got Gospel Church, Queens Gospel Church.
What a new friend. You gotta hear this on head go.
This is Grant, all right, Grant Um, Grant Stevens Right, Yes, hey, Gret,
this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from Mount Sidni

(00:21):
Mission there Baptist Church. You you and your wife just
joined a couple of weeks ago, am I right? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,
So now listen, um, I wanted to reach out to you.
I know you guys have started the uh the orientation
and from my understanding you you finished one one class
at the orientation. You've got three more to go with that,

(00:42):
right yeah? Alright, alright, alright, So first of all, I
want to say welcome to Mount Sidini and and I
hope you are enjoying yourself. And I know that you
and your wife for a mixed couple. You your Caucasian
and she's she's black. Are you Are you liking the
church so far? Grant? Absolutely, we really are enjoying it.

(01:05):
We completed our first orientation and uh yeah, so far
we're really enjoying it. Okay, Okay, did I kept you
a bad time? I don't work right now, but it's okay.
I've got a couple of I've got a couple of minutes, Okay, Okay.
I just wanted to call you, man. I was worried,
I know you because I don't think you noticed. But
you are the first Caucasian to join our church, and

(01:27):
I just want to make sure you kind of knew,
uh the language, and and just just kind of knowing
what the Black church is all about. And there's certain
sands and different things I think you should know so
that uh, you know, I just don't want you to
say that the wrong thing. Why you at the churches?
That makes sense? Uh? Okay, okay. So so what I

(01:49):
wanted to do, like I wanted to give you a
little Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe
if you could let me know where you are, you know,
if you want a lower level or high level. It's
for being knowledgeable about the Black Church. Like still this
blak in from me, grant And if you don't matter,
I just want to take a libit of time and
I'll let you get back to work. But first of all,

(02:12):
give a blank to God, what what we're what we're
going in that blank right there? First of all, give
a blank to God. All I can think of some
give give thanks to God. Uh No, see that's wrong.
See that's wrong. See to see what it is First
of all, give an honor to alright, remember that. First

(02:33):
of all, give an honor to God. You got that? Okay? Yes, yes, okay.
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the blank of my life? What? What? What? What goes
into blake? First of all, give an honor to God,
who is the blake of my life, the love of
my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.

(02:55):
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the head of my life. You sure? I'm sorry? Okay,
I was just are you sure? Are you sure about that? Oh?
I'm definitely sure about I don't don't don't what. I
don't want you to do a question? What what I know?
I'm from the Black Church. I know. No, No No, I wasn't.
I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't question I'm sorry.

(03:17):
I've just always heard it that way. But okay, So
so I'm trying to give you the understanding of knowing
what the Black Church is about. You know know what I'm saying.
I understand I just I know, I appreciate you. I'm
just apologize. Okay, no, no, look, i don't know these
answers obviously, but I've got a meeting. I gotta get
to here in a minute. Like like this, I'm curious

(03:37):
if everyone in the church gets these phone calls well,
waiting and waiting in a great I know you have
a meeting, but what's more important your meeting or knowing
your position at the Black Church? What was more important?
I really don't have time for this right now. I
can't believe it's actually happening. Like, did you did your
pastor even know that you're calling you right now? Well? No,
I took the limiting of myself. What I realized you

(03:59):
was occasion that I would call and try to help
you so you would know what to do when you're
in the Black Church when people are saying certain things
you Okay, okay, grant if you don't man, just do
this fun the grant, like do you know what hooping is? Hooping? Like?
Who the hooping? Uh? No, hooping is when the past

(04:20):
that is at the end of his sermon. So listen
to this a good God, I'm not there. Do that
funny if you if you will a grant? Oh lo
oh god, oh night, No, no, no, no one more
you Let's come on you will you? Women? Good? Got out?

(04:45):
I'm like the I can't believe I'm doing that. Oh
oh yeah, oh god almighty. Okay A do you think
maybe it's possible that you can have some sessions expose

(05:05):
you come back to the church and I can prepare
you more. Hey man, let's listen. You have caught me
at a really bad time and I'm quiet, honestly just
so frustrated. Like I've never heard of a quiz like this.
I'm really offended and be honest to be like, do
you guys do not want me to go here church anymore?
Like a matter of fact, dude, you should be calling
my wife right now. She's black, but if she should

(05:28):
already know the question, you're the ones don't know who
I'm gonna call. I should call you. I don't work
right now. I have a meeting to get to in
just a minute. I don't know what you're doing. And
I hold on a second, I have got to close
my office store. This is so embarrassing. I have never
ever received a phone call like this in my life.

(05:49):
And you better be lucky. I mean, I want to
talk to your pastor. I am going to talk to
him next Sunday. No joke. Why didn't mean for you
to get hot style like that? I mean you need
to upset you and nothing like that. What can I can?
I can I say something else to you, one last thing,
and I have to go. Okay. I just want to
let you know that this is nephew. Tell me from

(06:11):
the Steve Horbit Morning Show. No wife, Caroline got me
to prate phone call you shut up, shut up. I
am so sorry, I am so sorry. Are you good?
You're I'm alright, man, I'm alright, a little embarrassed, but

(06:35):
I'm alright. Gret you gotta do it for me one
more time? Oh tid oh no? Oh yeah, okay, man,
look at do this for me. Tell me what is
the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,

(06:57):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way se