July 18, 2024 • 9 mins
Apparently a man left his underwear at another mans place with the assistance of his wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he wants me to share him with
women at church.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that. Find up with that about let
the church say a man? All right, we'll get into
it in a few but right now, my nephew is here.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You hear you, hear the stupidity.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm gonna dedicate this one right here to the birthday. Boy,
that's the birthday. You know this this for him?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know how old are with Jaell? Are we allowed
to say that? Forty six? How you feel man?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I feel forty six?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah? What does that feel like? We feel like you
feel like you're forty five? The same as yesterday?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, so different numbers.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's a it's a great anything special today when we
get our work. Oh yeah, man, I got to night. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh, you know some friends and family. I don't know
where we're going. They didn't tell me where they're taking me.
They just told me just be ready and sit there
like I'm a child. But I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You gotta be You gotta dress up or you're gonna
lay his clothes out his clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna wear a hat.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh wow, birthday boy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Here's another question, Jr. Who's haying for the dinner? I
know it's your birthday, but who's paying?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Probably me? I think I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I'm not even gonna let it be up to nothing.
I'm just gonna assume I'm paying for my own birthday.
Then I don't even want I don't want to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
All right, thank you, Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Happy birthday again. Man, This right here is for you JR.
The title is he left his draws. He left his
draw for the birthday boy, on your birthday sometime today, Junior,
leave draw all right somewhere raw. He left his drawl
(02:08):
cat dog if you would.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Hello, uh yess yes, Hey, this is the door man
mark your building. Okay, I have a mistress here who
is trying to get buzzed up to your unit? Are
you Are you at home right now?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
No? No, no, sir, I'm not a who a mister? What? Sorry?
What you say?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Mister?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
And he wants he buzzed up. Supposedly he left some
articles in the room or in your unit a couple of.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Days ago and I was out of count a couple
of days ago. What day are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Uh so, what you actually he spared Wednesday, Thursday and Friday?
He was there all three days.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You guys let him into my apartment for three days.
He was in my place.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Mister. We don't let anybody in and let someone in
the unit allow them to be buzzed up. That's the
rules there of the building. So we definitely didn't do
anything out of her.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Who let him in?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Who buzzed the mending Sir? I hate to say it,
but I'm assuming your wife must to buzz him up.
You mean my wife was not there three days ago.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
She was on a business trip. She was not at
the partment three days ago.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No, sir, your wife was here. I've actually seen your
wife come in and out.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Okay, the dude is there right now.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
He's downstairs. He's here right now with me. Sir. What
did he leave him late? Okay, one second, missus, hang on,
you actually leave this part fair paint? I know? And
what else? He says? He left a pair of pants
and underwear in the tooth brush shirt. Sir, till hill till.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
He's there right now. Let me talk to him.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Put him on the phone. Let me talk to God.
You know what, missus? Right now we're listening to you,
and I rape the way you say. I don't want
to put this guy on the phone.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Mark, if you want to keep your job at the building,
you go put him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Now, this is sir, Sorry, missus, he's actually leaving out
of the building now, he's need he's wal. I don't
know she putting him on the phone.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
What is your problem? You got videos to vailis right?
You got video footage of everybody that comes in and
out of the building, right.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yes, sir, but you know, if nothing occurs, we I
think we should have footage that goes back at least
two weeks, so we should be able to pull some
things up for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you
to get that. And I need to hit over to
me right now.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'm at my work email.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I need it today because this is some y'all let
some my apartment.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
And it's like, what kind of the income, fool prety,
what kind of in before?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Sir? Missus? Missus on a second, all right, let please
hear me out, sir, hear me out. I we haven't
just let someone in someone in your unit buzz someone up.
We didn't just let anyone up. Now. I know you
don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming you're a
w buzz This guy just turned up. We didn't do that.
(05:05):
You shut up and.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Get me what I asked for and then we're done.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I have a problem.
Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife and that's
why she's buzzing other people.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You talking to me like that, you pump.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
You're being respectful to me as well, sir.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
No, no, no, no, the disrespectful is you coming and
then people come up to my building that you know
is now.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I haven't let anybody up here. I can't stop your
wife from doing what she's doing.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Do you forget him?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
What you're taking and taking out on me? What you
should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got to
dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up
to the room when you're gone. That's what st me
to the door. Man. You you you you know what.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I'm the only around here busting my take care. Damn man,
I'm over. You're working right now to take.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
For that job. Well you might be handling man what
up the dinner. You're not you're not handling your business
at home. That's why she keep buzzing people off. Sir.
You know what.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
What the business I'm a handle when I get home today.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is show my.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Man, your your wife has been Sir. You're gonna quit
calling me the door man. Okay, don what's your position?
What do you do for a living? I'm a doorman
door and thank you, miss door man.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Matter of fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the
door man, because that's giving you too much respect.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Okay, if you know, if you if you stop timming
me from going up to your room, you'll be fine.
Food up, Tommy nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife got me the prank phone, called you y'all.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Crazy, Yes, about to get.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Job cussing. Man, It is not cool. Man. You don't
know that was going through my head.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
She was about to get it. You always everybody was
about to it.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
What you think, j Yeah, you'll leave your draw sometime tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's your birthday. To leave your draws somewhere. Come home
with no draw after dinner, come home with no draws.
Do just something different.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Left at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Philadelphia. Get ready, The Nephew is coming Philadelphia. Philadelphia, sound
like Philip to me. July twenty six through twenty eighth,
The Nephew will be in town at the Helium Helium
Comedy Club. Tickets are on sale right now. They are
going fast as all get out, laying in the cut.
Oh it is Buffalo, knew your It's been a long time,
I mean a real long time. That's August thirty first,
(08:04):
that's Labor Day weekend. I will be at the Shade
Performing Art Center. That is Nephew Thomma's house party, comedy jam.
You don't want to miss it. Tickets are own sale
right now, and we're gonna have a blast Labor Day weekend.
My wife don't mom and let me get out of
that house for the holiday. But she said I could
run up there to Buffalo and come right on back
(08:24):
to the house. So run up there and come right
on back. I'll be back by Sunday morning. What that's
the Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Buffalo that's almost Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Run run up there, yeah yeah, I run up there
right quick and come right on back.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I'm gonna leave on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Long as I'm back Sunday morning with that grill going,
she gonna be alright, and then Lord for be it,
that power will go out. I'm gonna be in trouble
because that generator ain't came in yet. I don't want
to talk about the generator. If you live in the
state of Texas, you need a generator.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm just tadling. You need a general rate a period.
But you know what the trick is two time. Well
we have about generate a talk. Go ahead, all right,
thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Coming up next Strawberry letter subject he wants me to
share him with women at the church. What we'll get
into that right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I don't see the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're listening hard Morning show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he wants me to share him with
women at church.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that. Find up with that about let
the church say a man? All right, we'll get into
it in a few but right now, my nephew is here.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You hear you, hear the stupidity.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm gonna dedicate this one right here to the birthday. Boy,
that's the birthday. You know this this for him?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know how old are with Jaell? Are we allowed
to say that? Forty six? How you feel man?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I feel forty six?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah? What does that feel like? We feel like you
feel like you're forty five? The same as yesterday?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, so different numbers.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's a it's a great anything special today when we
get our work. Oh yeah, man, I got to night. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh, you know some friends and family. I don't know
where we're going. They didn't tell me where they're taking me.
They just told me just be ready and sit there
like I'm a child. But I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You gotta be You gotta dress up or you're gonna
lay his clothes out his clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna wear a hat.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh wow, birthday boy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Here's another question, Jr. Who's haying for the dinner? I
know it's your birthday, but who's paying?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Probably me? I think I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I'm not even gonna let it be up to nothing.
I'm just gonna assume I'm paying for my own birthday.
Then I don't even want I don't want to ask.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
All right, thank you, Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Happy birthday again. Man, This right here is for you JR.
The title is he left his draws. He left his
draw for the birthday boy, on your birthday sometime today, Junior,
leave draw all right somewhere raw. He left his drawl
(02:08):
cat dog if you would.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Hello, uh yess yes, Hey, this is the door man
mark your building. Okay, I have a mistress here who
is trying to get buzzed up to your unit? Are
you Are you at home right now?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
No? No, no, sir, I'm not a who a mister? What? Sorry?
What you say?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Mister?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
And he wants he buzzed up. Supposedly he left some
articles in the room or in your unit a couple of.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Days ago and I was out of count a couple
of days ago. What day are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Uh so, what you actually he spared Wednesday, Thursday and Friday?
He was there all three days.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
You guys let him into my apartment for three days.
He was in my place.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Mister. We don't let anybody in and let someone in
the unit allow them to be buzzed up. That's the
rules there of the building. So we definitely didn't do
anything out of her.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Who let him in?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Who buzzed the mending Sir? I hate to say it,
but I'm assuming your wife must to buzz him up.
You mean my wife was not there three days ago.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
She was on a business trip. She was not at
the partment three days ago.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No, sir, your wife was here. I've actually seen your
wife come in and out.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Okay, the dude is there right now.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
He's downstairs. He's here right now with me. Sir. What
did he leave him late? Okay, one second, missus, hang on,
you actually leave this part fair paint? I know? And
what else? He says? He left a pair of pants
and underwear in the tooth brush shirt. Sir, till hill till.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
He's there right now. Let me talk to him.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Put him on the phone. Let me talk to God.
You know what, missus? Right now we're listening to you,
and I rape the way you say. I don't want
to put this guy on the phone.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Mark, if you want to keep your job at the building,
you go put him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Now, this is sir, Sorry, missus, he's actually leaving out
of the building now, he's need he's wal. I don't
know she putting him on the phone.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
What is your problem? You got videos to vailis right?
You got video footage of everybody that comes in and
out of the building, right.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yes, sir, but you know, if nothing occurs, we I
think we should have footage that goes back at least
two weeks, so we should be able to pull some
things up for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you
to get that. And I need to hit over to
me right now.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'm at my work email.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I need it today because this is some y'all let
some my apartment.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
And it's like, what kind of the income, fool prety,
what kind of in before?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Sir? Missus? Missus on a second, all right, let please
hear me out, sir, hear me out. I we haven't
just let someone in someone in your unit buzz someone up.
We didn't just let anyone up. Now. I know you
don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming you're a
w buzz This guy just turned up. We didn't do that.
(05:05):
You shut up and.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Get me what I asked for and then we're done.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I have a problem.
Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife and that's
why she's buzzing other people.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You talking to me like that, you pump.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
You're being respectful to me as well, sir.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
No, no, no, no, the disrespectful is you coming and
then people come up to my building that you know
is now.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I haven't let anybody up here. I can't stop your
wife from doing what she's doing.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Do you forget him?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
What you're taking and taking out on me? What you
should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got to
dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up
to the room when you're gone. That's what st me
to the door. Man. You you you you know what.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I'm the only around here busting my take care. Damn man,
I'm over. You're working right now to take.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
For that job. Well you might be handling man what
up the dinner. You're not you're not handling your business
at home. That's why she keep buzzing people off. Sir.
You know what.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
What the business I'm a handle when I get home today.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is show my.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Man, your your wife has been Sir. You're gonna quit
calling me the door man. Okay, don what's your position?
What do you do for a living? I'm a doorman
door and thank you, miss door man.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Matter of fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the
door man, because that's giving you too much respect.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Okay, if you know, if you if you stop timming
me from going up to your room, you'll be fine.
Food up, Tommy nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife got me the prank phone, called you y'all.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Crazy, Yes, about to get.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Job cussing. Man, It is not cool. Man. You don't
know that was going through my head.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
She was about to get it. You always everybody was
about to it.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
What you think, j Yeah, you'll leave your draw sometime tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's your birthday. To leave your draws somewhere. Come home
with no draw after dinner, come home with no draws.
Do just something different.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Left at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Philadelphia. Get ready, The Nephew is coming Philadelphia. Philadelphia, sound
like Philip to me. July twenty six through twenty eighth,
The Nephew will be in town at the Helium Helium
Comedy Club. Tickets are on sale right now. They are
going fast as all get out, laying in the cut.
Oh it is Buffalo, knew your It's been a long time,
I mean a real long time. That's August thirty first,
(08:04):
that's Labor Day weekend. I will be at the Shade
Performing Art Center. That is Nephew Thomma's house party, comedy jam.
You don't want to miss it. Tickets are own sale
right now, and we're gonna have a blast Labor Day weekend.
My wife don't mom and let me get out of
that house for the holiday. But she said I could
run up there to Buffalo and come right on back
(08:24):
to the house. So run up there and come right
on back. I'll be back by Sunday morning. What that's
the Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Buffalo that's almost Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Run run up there, yeah yeah, I run up there
right quick and come right on back.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
So I'm gonna leave on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Long as I'm back Sunday morning with that grill going,
she gonna be alright, and then Lord for be it,
that power will go out. I'm gonna be in trouble
because that generator ain't came in yet. I don't want
to talk about the generator. If you live in the
state of Texas, you need a generator.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm just tadling. You need a general rate a period.
But you know what the trick is two time. Well
we have about generate a talk. Go ahead, all right,
thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Coming up next Strawberry letter subject he wants me to
share him with women at the church. What we'll get
into that right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I don't see the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're listening hard Morning show
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