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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here's nephew Tommy, what you got for his neph fairly?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know, it's that time of the year where a
lot of schools are having. Of course, we know proms
and graduations, but one thing else that's happening is high
school reunions. Oh cool man, And actually, actually mine is
coming up. This is fortieth this year. Fortieth okay, for
my nineteen forty years, nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty five, this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Is it for the years I'm old, junior class or
what ninety six.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If you don't mind, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Around that time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Surely I'm not gonna eaven track. Okay, I'm just not
gonnam track. I ain't gonna go that twenty That's all
I said, stop that twenty all right. So listen, here's
a guy. His wife was my was my you know,
my high school sweetheart, and I'm calling him and asking him,
if you don't mind, let me take her to the reunion. Okay,
(01:10):
let me take your wife. I don't see no harm
in that, but y'all, I don't see no harm.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, you know what y'all y'all you know, yeah, y'all
get in your own ways sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Let's take a listen to this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Come on, let's go high school reunion.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please, she's not available.
This is her husband and dracting to help you. How
you doing, man? My name is Ken, I'm I graduated
with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five year class
reunion this year. Okay for nineteen eighty five. We should
be home, so I don't know, man, she actually shopping
right now? Okay, okay, cool, Well listen, has you heard
(01:48):
about that you know about the reunion or or do
you know anything about that?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Not? To my knowledge? Is the first I ever heard
about a reunion? Okay, well there was a reunion. Man.
She's actually I think signed up for well, I'm not
sure that's why I asked you, but I think I
saw her name was that she was signed up to. Come.
Let me ask you when when exactly did you graduate?
I graduated in eighty two, okay, in eighty two, okay,
you a little little bit before us. Then all right,
(02:14):
well listen, let me let me go ahead and say this,
sons Drake, Actually in high school, man, Sylvia was my
you know, my high school sweetheart, and we you know,
we dated from ninth grade to freshman year in college,
and I wanted to see if, you know, if it
was cool with you, you know, if you didn't mind
me escorting her to the twenty five year class reunion
(02:37):
doing what? Let me say that again, Like I say, man,
my name is ken Kim. I got that part. I'm
trying to make sure I heard rite what you said. Yeah,
I said that I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts. Man,
I was, uh, you know, from ninth grade all the
way to freshman year in college. We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I got I got that. But what did you ask me?
(02:57):
I asked you if it was all right for you,
if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the
twenty five year class reunion. Are you related to her? No?
I mean now I'm not related to I just told
you I was in a high school sweetheart. No. Man,
I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my wife nowhere
I put the ring on my finger. You said you
was a high school sweetheart. Yeah, I mean we was
(03:18):
go to from you know, ninth grade all the ways
to month to pressman year in college. You know. So, yeah,
that was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
you know that, but that was in the past. I'm
the president, so I don't even think she's gonna be
interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway. Hey man,
what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent though, Man,
this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
I thought she might get a kick out of us
going together. You know, I don't know what's wrong with you.
(03:41):
I didne told you. If it's not going to one ear,
put the phone on the other one, she ain't going nowhere?
What you do? I need to break it down anymore.
Hey man, you ain't got to You ain't got to
talk to me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now,
I tried to do something you talking about I'm disrespecting you.
You're gonna call my gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you.
You asking me, could you take my wife to the
class reunion and expect me to be okay with that?
(04:03):
What kind of food is going to call somebody as
can you take the white chol class reunion? Hey man?
That was my high school sweetheart, all right? We had
we had something I was up first. Okay, I was
off first. Off, if you were the first, then I'm
the last and I'm the only one. So we're gonna
leave it at that. How about that partner? It's whatever, man,
you know what, Man, I try to call you and
(04:24):
talk to you like a man. But you know what
I should have did? I talk to me like that,
and you're doing a little bad. I should have called
Sylvia in the first I should have never called. Matter
of fact, you know what I apologize for cause let
me get out the phoney. Just called Sylvia. See me
to do that? You go right on the head and
call him. Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia
can make a decision on what Sylvia want to do.
(04:46):
I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you. Man.
This is not about being interested in me. Man. This
is innocent. This is just me and her going to
the class reunion together. Man. It ain't like we finish,
don't do something together. Man. On a physical level, We're
just going to have phone on time on my cool.
(05:07):
I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you know. Okay,
if you can't get no, then I don't know what
you can't get, but you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell
you that much. She's not going to no reunion. You
know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm just
gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have done
in the first place. I wanna call Listen, I'll tell
you whether you ain't gonna call nobody. You bet not
down my wife number. Man, I'm telling you this right now.
(05:29):
I'll be at the past word you, and I'll be
looking for your kid, whatever your name is. I'm gonna
find out who you are. I ain't playing those like this.
I enfold you. You are disrespectful in the first place,
I didn't told Joe don't call my wife. She ain't
going to do but you men, so you better not
call the phone. You lay to walk up and knit
(05:53):
my situation now to tell you, I will come to
this class reunion and I will jump up, man, because
you look like you're playing with me an actor, stupid something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You ain't taking my wife to no class reunion.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Your why you're gonna want to go to reunion with me?
How you know that you ain't going nowhere with you.
I have told you, man, don't get me acting.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Crazy up in here. I done told you. Now. I
said first I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Was gonna come to the class for you, but I
will come to.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That just to make suy'all knock your light shot. They'll
be acting stupid like. I can't find they got all
kinds of saying fired or something, but I'll find you.
What is innocent, man, Me and her going to the
reunion is innocent. And she ought to be able to
decide if she want to go with me or not.
I ain't nothing that's in about you. Your soundtrape. Anyway,
call somebody calling about the class for union. Ain't even
(06:34):
much heard about it. I'll tell you what. You know
what I'm gonna get off phone calls here. Okay, respect
the ring. You understand what I'm saying to you. I
didn't spose to this she, man, but I don't understand
what you can undersaid about that. Respect the ring, and man,
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man.
Got to say it to me. Man, you ain't got
a saying to say to me except to hit this
(06:55):
click in your heel. Right now. I got one more
thing to say to you, and then I'm gonna get
off the phone. I'm gonna be still with it. Man, listen,
I'm gonna you got to say to me. What what
you got to see the meat for? I say, I
got this to say to you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your wife still be
got me to plank phone? Call you bush you pay.
(07:20):
I'm serious, man, I'm saying. Oh man, I'm over here
wetting in everything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Man, just man, oh, this is a joke though you Alright,
I'm I'm I'm gonna be all.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right about an hour or two. That's that's okay. Let's
go all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me. Well,
I guess this is a good time to tell you
the class reunion is coming up. And I guess the
ain't no classroom. Huh No, here's a class of you.
You need to get ready because you're going. Yeah, I'll
(07:52):
be making sure if there is one. Yeah, he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He wouldn't have it from the jump street.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
He checked. Yes, yes, smart man the gate.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's all right, Louisville, Kentucky, come on out, bring your
class with you. And hang out with the Nephew. All right,
Louisville Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That is.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Memorial Day weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday tickets on See It Friday,
Saturday Sunday tickets on SAAD right now.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is that boy birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You more day?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Boy Lord, gonna let me get there almost see it
five and eight together.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, after the storm.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I welcome all birthdays. Thank you Jesus. Yes, you're listening.
Hard Morning Show
The prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here's nephew Tommy, what you got for his neph fairly?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You know, it's that time of the year where a
lot of schools are having. Of course, we know proms
and graduations, but one thing else that's happening is high
school reunions. Oh cool man, And actually, actually mine is
coming up. This is fortieth this year. Fortieth okay, for
my nineteen forty years, nineteen eighty five, nineteen eighty five, this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Is it for the years I'm old, junior class or
what ninety six.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If you don't mind, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Around that time.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Surely I'm not gonna eaven track. Okay, I'm just not
gonnam track. I ain't gonna go that twenty That's all
I said, stop that twenty all right. So listen, here's
a guy. His wife was my was my you know,
my high school sweetheart, and I'm calling him and asking him,
if you don't mind, let me take her to the reunion. Okay,
(01:10):
let me take your wife. I don't see no harm
in that, but y'all, I don't see no harm.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, you know what y'all y'all you know, yeah, y'all
get in your own ways sometime.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Let's take a listen to this.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Come on, let's go high school reunion.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please, she's not available.
This is her husband and dracting to help you. How
you doing, man? My name is Ken, I'm I graduated
with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five year class
reunion this year. Okay for nineteen eighty five. We should
be home, so I don't know, man, she actually shopping
right now? Okay, okay, cool, Well listen, has you heard
(01:48):
about that you know about the reunion or or do
you know anything about that?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Not? To my knowledge? Is the first I ever heard
about a reunion? Okay, well there was a reunion. Man.
She's actually I think signed up for well, I'm not
sure that's why I asked you, but I think I
saw her name was that she was signed up to. Come.
Let me ask you when when exactly did you graduate?
I graduated in eighty two, okay, in eighty two, okay,
you a little little bit before us. Then all right,
(02:14):
well listen, let me let me go ahead and say this,
sons Drake, Actually in high school, man, Sylvia was my
you know, my high school sweetheart, and we you know,
we dated from ninth grade to freshman year in college,
and I wanted to see if, you know, if it
was cool with you, you know, if you didn't mind
me escorting her to the twenty five year class reunion
(02:37):
doing what? Let me say that again, Like I say, man,
my name is ken Kim. I got that part. I'm
trying to make sure I heard rite what you said. Yeah,
I said that I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts. Man,
I was, uh, you know, from ninth grade all the
way to freshman year in college. We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I got I got that. But what did you ask me?
(02:57):
I asked you if it was all right for you,
if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the
twenty five year class reunion. Are you related to her? No?
I mean now I'm not related to I just told
you I was in a high school sweetheart. No. Man,
I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my wife nowhere
I put the ring on my finger. You said you
was a high school sweetheart. Yeah, I mean we was
(03:18):
go to from you know, ninth grade all the ways
to month to pressman year in college. You know. So, yeah,
that was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
you know that, but that was in the past. I'm
the president, so I don't even think she's gonna be
interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway. Hey man,
what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent though, Man,
this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
I thought she might get a kick out of us
going together. You know, I don't know what's wrong with you.
(03:41):
I didne told you. If it's not going to one ear,
put the phone on the other one, she ain't going nowhere?
What you do? I need to break it down anymore.
Hey man, you ain't got to You ain't got to
talk to me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now,
I tried to do something you talking about I'm disrespecting you.
You're gonna call my gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you.
You asking me, could you take my wife to the
class reunion and expect me to be okay with that?
(04:03):
What kind of food is going to call somebody as
can you take the white chol class reunion? Hey man?
That was my high school sweetheart, all right? We had
we had something I was up first. Okay, I was
off first. Off, if you were the first, then I'm
the last and I'm the only one. So we're gonna
leave it at that. How about that partner? It's whatever, man,
you know what, Man, I try to call you and
(04:24):
talk to you like a man. But you know what
I should have did? I talk to me like that,
and you're doing a little bad. I should have called
Sylvia in the first I should have never called. Matter
of fact, you know what I apologize for cause let
me get out the phoney. Just called Sylvia. See me
to do that? You go right on the head and
call him. Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia
can make a decision on what Sylvia want to do.
(04:46):
I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you. Man.
This is not about being interested in me. Man. This
is innocent. This is just me and her going to
the class reunion together. Man. It ain't like we finish,
don't do something together. Man. On a physical level, We're
just going to have phone on time on my cool.
(05:07):
I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you know. Okay,
if you can't get no, then I don't know what
you can't get, but you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell
you that much. She's not going to no reunion. You
know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm just
gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have done
in the first place. I wanna call Listen, I'll tell
you whether you ain't gonna call nobody. You bet not
down my wife number. Man, I'm telling you this right now.
(05:29):
I'll be at the past word you, and I'll be
looking for your kid, whatever your name is. I'm gonna
find out who you are. I ain't playing those like this.
I enfold you. You are disrespectful in the first place,
I didn't told Joe don't call my wife. She ain't
going to do but you men, so you better not
call the phone. You lay to walk up and knit
(05:53):
my situation now to tell you, I will come to
this class reunion and I will jump up, man, because
you look like you're playing with me an actor, stupid something.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You ain't taking my wife to no class reunion.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Your why you're gonna want to go to reunion with me?
How you know that you ain't going nowhere with you.
I have told you, man, don't get me acting.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Crazy up in here. I done told you. Now. I
said first I.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Was gonna come to the class for you, but I
will come to.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That just to make suy'all knock your light shot. They'll
be acting stupid like. I can't find they got all
kinds of saying fired or something, but I'll find you.
What is innocent, man, Me and her going to the
reunion is innocent. And she ought to be able to
decide if she want to go with me or not.
I ain't nothing that's in about you. Your soundtrape. Anyway,
call somebody calling about the class for union. Ain't even
(06:34):
much heard about it. I'll tell you what. You know
what I'm gonna get off phone calls here. Okay, respect
the ring. You understand what I'm saying to you. I
didn't spose to this she, man, but I don't understand
what you can undersaid about that. Respect the ring, and man,
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man.
Got to say it to me. Man, you ain't got
a saying to say to me except to hit this
(06:55):
click in your heel. Right now. I got one more
thing to say to you, and then I'm gonna get
off the phone. I'm gonna be still with it. Man, listen,
I'm gonna you got to say to me. What what
you got to see the meat for? I say, I
got this to say to you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your wife still be
got me to plank phone? Call you bush you pay.
(07:20):
I'm serious, man, I'm saying. Oh man, I'm over here
wetting in everything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Man, just man, oh, this is a joke though you Alright,
I'm I'm I'm gonna be all.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right about an hour or two. That's that's okay. Let's
go all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me. Well,
I guess this is a good time to tell you
the class reunion is coming up. And I guess the
ain't no classroom. Huh No, here's a class of you.
You need to get ready because you're going. Yeah, I'll
(07:52):
be making sure if there is one. Yeah, he wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
He wouldn't have it from the jump street.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
He checked. Yes, yes, smart man the gate.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's all right, Louisville, Kentucky, come on out, bring your
class with you. And hang out with the Nephew. All right,
Louisville Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That is.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Memorial Day weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday tickets on See It Friday,
Saturday Sunday tickets on SAAD right now.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is that boy birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You more day?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Boy Lord, gonna let me get there almost see it
five and eight together.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, after the storm.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I welcome all birthdays. Thank you Jesus. Yes, you're listening.
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