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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, coming up at four minutes after the hour.
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
he was outside ready to rumble. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, Shirley, I don't know when the last time
y'all been. I think it's probably been about eight nine
years since I've gone to one. But when is the
last time you're gone to your high school reunion? High
school reunion?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Minute?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But awhile?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Long time?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know, you know it's rough when you roll up
on somebody and think they the teacher, but that's actually
one of your classmates. Oh god, anyway, this right here
is high school reunion. I want to I'd like to
see if you don't mind your wife going with me
to the reunion, because you know, me and you used
to go together back in the day. You understand, you
don't mind, do you? You don't man?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let's see, let's see cat dog, let's see high school reunion.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Trying to read Sylvia please.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She's not available, but this is her husband on DRACT
and I help you. How you doing? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
My name is Ken, I'm mom. I graduated with Sylvia.
We're having a big twenty five year class reunion this year,
okay for nineteen eighty five. We should be home, so.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I don't know. Man, she actually shopping right now?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Okay, okay, cool, Well, hey, listen that she heard about
Does she know about the reunion or or do you
know anything about that?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Not?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
To my knowledge. Is the first time I ever heard
about a reunion.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, well, there is a reunion, man, she's actually I
think signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why
I asked you, but I think I saw her name
was that she was signed up to come. Let me
ask you when when exactly did you graduate? I graduated
in eighty two, Okay, in eighty two, Okay, you a
little little bit before us. Then all right, well listen,
(01:50):
let me let me let me go ahead and say
this signs Drake. Actually in high school, man, Sylvia was
my you know, my high school sweetheart, and we you know,
we dated from ninth grade to freshman year in college.
And I wanted to see if you know if it
was cool with you, you know, if you didn't mind
me escorting her to the twenty five year class reunion.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Doing well, let me say that again.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Like I say, man, my name is Ken. Ken.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I got that part.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm trying to make sure I heard right what you said. Yeah,
I said that I Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I was you know, from ninth grade all the way
to freshman year in college. We dated each other.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what
did you ask me?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I asked you if it was all right for if
you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty
five year class reunion.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Are you related to her?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
No? I mean, now, I'm not related to I just
told you I was a high school sweetheart. No.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my wife
nowhere I put the ring on my finger. You said
you was a high school sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean we were together from you know, ninth
grade all the ways to a month to freshman year
in college.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You know. So yeah, that was in the past. But
I'm sorry to let you know that, but that was
in the past. I'm the president, so I don't even
think she's gonna be interested in trying to go nowhere
with you anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you this something innocent, though. Man,
this is just me taking her to you know. You know,
I thought she might get a kick out of us
going together, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
And I don't know what's wrong with you. I done
told you. If it's not going to one ear, put
the phone on the other one. She ain't going nowhere?
What you do? I need to break it down anymore?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to
me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, all I
tried to do is something you talk about I'm disrespecting you.
You're gonna call my gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you.
You asking me could you take my wife to the
damn class reunion and expect me to be okay with that?
What kind of damn food is going.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
To call somebody ask can.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
You take their wife child class reunion? Hey man?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That was my high school sweetheart, all right, We had
we had something. I was up first, Okay, I was
off first Off.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
If you were the first, then I'm the last and
I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
How about that partner, Well, it's whatever, man. You know what, Man,
I try to call you and.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Talk to you like a man.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But you know what I should have did me like
that bad? I should have called Sylvia in the first
I should have never called. Matter of fact, you know
what I apologize for, cause let me get out the
phone and just called Sylvia. See a head and do that.
You go right on the head and call her. Well,
that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make a
decision on what Sylvia.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Want to do. I can tell you what thing Sylvia do,
what Sylvia want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you, man.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
This is not about being interested in me. Man. This
is innocent. This is just me and her going to
the damn class reunion together, man. And it ain't like
we're finna go do something together. Man, on a physical level.
We're just going to have fun on.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My cool. I'm trying to tell you that I've already
told you know, Okay, if you can't get, no, I
don't know what you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie.
I'll tell you that much. She's not going to reunion.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know what, man, I'm through talking to you. I'm
just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have
done in the first place.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'll tell you whether you ain't finna call nobody. You
bet not down my right number. Man, I'm telling you
this right now. I'll be at the class word union.
I'll be looking for your kid, whatever your name is.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing
those like as I told you, you are disrespectful in
the first place.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I didn't told Joe don't call my wife.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
She ain't going to do but.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Union, so you be not call the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I've been mad, don't you know you? Lady?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, I don't want to do walk up and knit
of my situation now and told you I will come to.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This class reunion and I will still stuck. Man, because
you look like you're playing with me an actor, stupid
or something. You ain't taking my wife to no class reunions.
You're gonna say, well, I'm saying your watch, y'e don't
want to go to the reunion with me?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
How you know that you ain't going nowhere with you?
I have told you, man, don't get me acting.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Crazy up in here.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'd have told you now, I said first.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I was gonna come to the class room you, but
I will come.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
To that Jess to make sure'all knock your light shot.
Don't be acting stupid like I can't find they got
all kinds of things fired on some of it, but
I'll find out. This is innocent. Man. Me and her
going to the reunion is enoson, and she ought to
be to decide that she want to go with me
or not.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I ain't nothing that thing about your soundtripes anyway called
somebody kind of about a class for union.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Ain't need much heard about it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't give I'll tell you what you know what
I'm gonna get off phone calls here. Okay, respect the ring.
You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't folks
with just you, man, But I don't understand what you
can't understand about that. Respect the ring. Hey, man, I
got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
got to say it to me. Man, you ain't got
a thing to say to me except to hit this
click in your heel right now. I got one more
(06:30):
damn thing to say to you, and then I'm gonna
get off the phone. I'm gonna be still with it. Man,
I'm gonna be got to say to me, what what's
the you gotta say to me for him? I got
this to say to you. This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife still be a
got me to prank phone call you bure you farting?
(06:53):
I'm serious, man, I'm saying. Oh man, I'm over here
writing in everything.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Just man, oh, this is a joke though, you right,
I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
About an hour or two. That's that's okay, that's good,
all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, I guess this is a good time to tell
you the class reunion is coming up.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I guess ain't no classroom.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Huh No, he was a class for you you need
to get rid of because you're going.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, I'll be making sure if there is one definitely there.
What y'all think good enough for you?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That you're stupid?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
He wasn't having that.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, you know, if you want to take somebody,
you got to call their husband and ask him, Hey, man,
can I take that tot up reunion?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It was something back in the day. I don't mean
nothing not. You don't understand I'm saying. Yeah, I'm just saying, just.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Go by yourself. Yeah, and just let her husband take her.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now, what fun is that to take somebody? What fun
is that you want to take somebody you used to
be with back in the day in high school. Ain't
nothing wrong with that? Take your high school sweetheart, man.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's normal.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yep, I said, no one ever, Tommy, take you who
you dated?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Why would you not want to take your your high
school sweetheart. We're going back to the high school reunion.
Why not go and get your high school sweetheart?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Make it right?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, we hanging for the night, I asked her husband.
I've been out of high school longer than most, so
I've seen the people.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right now, that's where we're going with this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The people ain't going Steve, you remember me we went
to Now this is what I know.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Broderick.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Broderick, you remember me.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
We went to high school together.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'd be looking like school together, not at all, because
they be looking like my daddy. Free Father's Day Alert,
Get ready to get ready to Nephew is coming to Dallas.
Y'all already know Saturday June fifteenth, Nephew Thommas House Party
Comedy Jam. I am going to be stupid as never before.
(09:12):
I don't even know if I could top my stupid,
but I will do it. I'll even get higher Shirley.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
He was outside ready to rumble. We'll get into it
right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show