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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
frank phone call. What you got for his nest ad?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know lies? Yeah, the chat gave me this glove
so that I may have healing power. Yes, yes, yes, casey,
y'all don't know that. Right there is which way is up?
Rich Pride? Which way is up? Out standing nineteen seventy something?
(00:30):
I guess all right, that's which way is up? This
right here is the prank of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is uh day hot check a church.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This right here is hot check at the church. Hot
checks at the church, cat Dog.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If you could hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm trying to reach a Monica system Monica. Please, this
is brother Deshaun. I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater
Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I know you paid your ties, my ties every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Right, yes, I do?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check
that you.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Left us with the bank, right right, I sure did.
I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars.
Am I correct? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and the
love offering. Right, I wrote one for two fifty for
the love offer.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, Now what is.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
This called regarding why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
hate to be a very bad news, but your your
check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Your check bounce.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
two fifth as well as you know you you cost
us thirty dollars uh in bank fees back.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the Love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
What did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem
is why would people write there what is your name?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Deshaun and you was at his Sunday I was.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
the checks knowing that they're.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Gonna boce the checks. There's a lot of people right
good well not write bad check? One clear? Why the
other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up, Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So we wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog on.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Check bouncing my check then bounced. I'm gonna check my
bank and if my check clear, you gonna pay me
thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about a two
hundred and fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't write no, why would you write check? You
want to sit up in the church and write these
big number checks when you know you ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
In the bank.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Now, let me tell you one thing. I don't write
no bad checks. And you got a lotors calling me
telling me my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you pay them since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this and.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Somebody from the church, to my eye, rode a bad check.
I'll write, no, you didn't write a bad check. I
didn't write no bad Yes a minute, why are you
calling me? Why the treasure don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The treasure is a bus I.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Ain't ever know the deacon call nobody about no bad check.
Yo is full of thank you. You got the money
I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who in the hell is that in the background?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Who is that half of mine? Who it is? We
both go to the same church. And you're gonna call
me to my eye rode a bad check? You don't
you call me no more? And if the check bad
you paid? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Pastor know you talking like this?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Do Pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I wrote a check for two fifty and not get
to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You put two fifty in there, it bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's too eighty. Where can the church expect they money?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Never? Not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
Then I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What You're gonna make me, come by your house and
get this money.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Check?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I got it off the check.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Bring it on. I bet you you'll be lipping back.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And I'm watching you. You better not be spending no
money nowhere. You better not spend nothing until I get
this to fifty plus thirty whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I want to know you know what I am. And
you don't call me no more with this because my
check did not bounce. I don't see how one check
went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Until weekends coming up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
make sure I find you because you the person I
want to see. You gonna and you know what, I'm
gonna call the pastor right now and ask him because
I don't believe my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You fuller, Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you called me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But you listening, what do you have to say to me?
What do you have to say now that you're gonna
pay the check?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is Nephew, Timy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Baby? This is.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I say? This is nephew.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Tell me, baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your
girlfriend has pranked you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm gonna beat that. He just left here flying out
to do and she didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Let me ask you one more thing though? Baby?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What is the baddest radio show in the land, The
Seve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So what you think?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna
give me no praise. That's okay, I understand.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Quite all right. Every day, alright, every day, same taxon.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, well, you know what, I'll tell you what you
know what? Twenty twenty five. I ain't gonna do it
no more. I'm not I'm not gonna ask y'all you're
not branking praise. I'm not gonna ask y'all for pranking praise.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No more at all time. Yeah, I'm not saying that
you ain't gonna ask ask this time. You're gonna find
a new time to ask us. But you're gonna ask us.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I made no mind. That's my new Year's resolution. I'm
not asking for no more brank and praise. All right, Saturday,
December twenty eight, The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That is Washington, d C. It's New Year's Jam.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But my uncle say it's three days before New Year's
that's December twenty eighth. All right, you got Tony Roberts,
you got Lance Woods, Bruce in the building, Red Grant
lou Nail hosted by yours truly Nephew, tell me at
Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on all
Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you in d see laying
(08:23):
in the cut. Oh what did I tell y'all, Milwaukee
the Nephew was coming. I am LK weekend to the
m Pride Friday Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Tickets on sale right now. Ignorance is on the way.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I ain't never ever done comedy in Milwaukee, but I
bet I'm about to do it now.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
MLK. We can we're gonna set this thing on five,
fun on five. How cold can I expect it to
be in Milwaukee? Babe? Cold baby, it's cold. Get read,
it's cold in Milwaukee.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wisconstance, Sir, please know that, yes, Pat gloves all of that,
all right, nephew, thank you,
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
frank phone call. What you got for his nest ad?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know lies? Yeah, the chat gave me this glove
so that I may have healing power. Yes, yes, yes, casey,
y'all don't know that. Right there is which way is up?
Rich Pride? Which way is up? Out standing nineteen seventy something?
(00:30):
I guess all right, that's which way is up? This
right here is the prank of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is uh day hot check a church.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This right here is hot check at the church. Hot
checks at the church, cat Dog.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If you could hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm trying to reach a Monica system Monica. Please, this
is brother Deshaun. I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater
Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I know you paid your ties, my ties every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Right, yes, I do?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check
that you.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Left us with the bank, right right, I sure did.
I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars.
Am I correct? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and the
love offering. Right, I wrote one for two fifty for
the love offer.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, Now what is.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
This called regarding why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
hate to be a very bad news, but your your
check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Your check bounce.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
two fifth as well as you know you you cost
us thirty dollars uh in bank fees back.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the Love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
What did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem
is why would people write there what is your name?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Deshaun and you was at his Sunday I was.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
the checks knowing that they're.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Gonna boce the checks. There's a lot of people right
good well not write bad check? One clear? Why the
other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up, Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So we wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog on.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Check bouncing my check then bounced. I'm gonna check my
bank and if my check clear, you gonna pay me
thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about a two
hundred and fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't write no, why would you write check? You
want to sit up in the church and write these
big number checks when you know you ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
In the bank.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Now, let me tell you one thing. I don't write
no bad checks. And you got a lotors calling me
telling me my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you pay them since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this and.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Somebody from the church, to my eye, rode a bad check.
I'll write, no, you didn't write a bad check. I
didn't write no bad Yes a minute, why are you
calling me? Why the treasure don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The treasure is a bus I.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Ain't ever know the deacon call nobody about no bad check.
Yo is full of thank you. You got the money
I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who in the hell is that in the background?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Who is that half of mine? Who it is? We
both go to the same church. And you're gonna call
me to my eye rode a bad check? You don't
you call me no more? And if the check bad
you paid? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Pastor know you talking like this?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Do Pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I wrote a check for two fifty and not get
to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You put two fifty in there, it bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's too eighty. Where can the church expect they money?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Never? Not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
Then I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What You're gonna make me, come by your house and
get this money.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Check?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I got it off the check.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Bring it on. I bet you you'll be lipping back.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And I'm watching you. You better not be spending no
money nowhere. You better not spend nothing until I get
this to fifty plus thirty whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I want to know you know what I am. And
you don't call me no more with this because my
check did not bounce. I don't see how one check
went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Until weekends coming up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
make sure I find you because you the person I
want to see. You gonna and you know what, I'm
gonna call the pastor right now and ask him because
I don't believe my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You fuller, Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you called me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But you listening, what do you have to say to me?
What do you have to say now that you're gonna
pay the check?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is Nephew, Timy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Baby? This is.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I say? This is nephew.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Tell me, baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your
girlfriend has pranked you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm gonna beat that. He just left here flying out
to do and she didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Let me ask you one more thing though? Baby?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What is the baddest radio show in the land, The
Seve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So what you think?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna
give me no praise. That's okay, I understand.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Quite all right. Every day, alright, every day, same taxon.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, well, you know what, I'll tell you what you
know what? Twenty twenty five. I ain't gonna do it
no more. I'm not I'm not gonna ask y'all you're
not branking praise. I'm not gonna ask y'all for pranking praise.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No more at all time. Yeah, I'm not saying that
you ain't gonna ask ask this time. You're gonna find
a new time to ask us. But you're gonna ask us.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I made no mind. That's my new Year's resolution. I'm
not asking for no more brank and praise. All right, Saturday,
December twenty eight, The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That is Washington, d C. It's New Year's Jam.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But my uncle say it's three days before New Year's
that's December twenty eighth. All right, you got Tony Roberts,
you got Lance Woods, Bruce in the building, Red Grant
lou Nail hosted by yours truly Nephew, tell me at
Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on all
Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you in d see laying
(08:23):
in the cut. Oh what did I tell y'all, Milwaukee
the Nephew was coming. I am LK weekend to the
m Pride Friday Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Tickets on sale right now. Ignorance is on the way.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I ain't never ever done comedy in Milwaukee, but I
bet I'm about to do it now.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
MLK. We can we're gonna set this thing on five,
fun on five. How cold can I expect it to
be in Milwaukee? Babe? Cold baby, it's cold. Get read,
it's cold in Milwaukee.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wisconstance, Sir, please know that, yes, Pat gloves all of that,
all right, nephew, thank you,
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