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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for us? Now? Sure I got it for you.
This right here is hot checks at the church. Oh,
hot check. If you're gonna write a check, now, we're
gonna write a hot check, don't don't come on now,
don't don't write it at the church. Come on now,
let's have a little more respect. Now. I didn't wrote
(00:20):
some hot checks in my day. But don't write now?
What's that about? That means you ask? I had to
cash you a check one time. That was a burst
into flame. It was so hot. But I'm looking at
you now. Let's go them loan shock and charges I
(00:51):
was putting on myself. This is hot checks at the church.
Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system.
Monica please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling
actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Calling you? Actually? About the offering? Now? Did you I
know you paid.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Your ties, my ties every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That you left us with the bank, right, right, I
sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay. Now the check ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars,
Am I correct?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and
the love offering. Right, I wrote one for two to
fifty for the love offer Okay, Now what is this
called regarding why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
hate to be a bear of bad news, but your
your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you
about recouping the two fifty as well as you know
you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Back.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the Love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem is,
why would people write there, what is your name? Brother, Deshaun?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And you was at his Sunday? I was.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
the check knowing that they're gonna bock. There's a lot
of people right good, well not.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What did you just say?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write these.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Playing money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well you wrote one on Sunday and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars, So.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog go on
check bouncing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
My check didn't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and
if my check clear, you gonna pay me thirty dollars
for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't write no, why would you write check? Well,
you want to sit up in the church and write
these big number checks when you know you ain't got
it in the bank.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in Now, let me tell.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You one thing. I don't write no bad check. And
you got a lotters calling me telling me my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you pay them since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this again.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Somebody from the church to my eye, rolle a bad check.
I'll write no, you didn't write a bad check. I
didn't write no bad Yes a minute, Why are you
calling me? Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The treasure is a bus.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I ain't ever know that, deacon call nobody bout no
bad check? Yo is fuller? Thank you? You got the
money I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Who the hell is that in the background? Who is
that half of mine?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Who it is? We both go to the same church
and you gonna call me to my eye rode a
bad check? You don't you call me no more? And
if the check bad you paid?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, past to know you talking like this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I wrote a check for two fifty, Well not get
to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You put two fifty in there, It bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can
the church expect they money?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Never? Not no two eighty, You will never get to eighty.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then I'm gonna do what you're gonna make me come.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By your house and get this money.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Check?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got it off the check your on.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I bet you you'll be lipping.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending
no money, no where. You better not spend nothing until
I get this two.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Fifty plus thirty whatever I want to You know what
I am. And you don't call me no more with
this because my check did not bounce. I don't see
how one check went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Until weekends coming up, and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
make sure I find your You the person I want
to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna call
the pastor right now and ask him because I don't
believe my check bounce you fuller.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You Donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What what do you have to say to me? What
do you have to say now that you're gonna pay
the check?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is Nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey Marning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Baby? This is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I say? This is Nephew Tilly Baby from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm gonna beat that. He just left here fly. She didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let me ask you what more? Thank though? Baby? What
is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No praise up in here, King of pranks, hot checks
at the church, Baby, Give me some pranks and praise
up in here.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I need all of that. Addison improv. Addison improv. That's
Dallas Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all know where you are. The
nephew was coming to town. That is Halloween weekend. I
am where you want to be Halloween week in Okay,
don't be scared to laugh because the nephew was coming
to town. Tickets on seal rent. Now that's Friday, Saturday,
(07:52):
and Sunday, all right, got cash prizes for the best
costume Halloween costume. Put the costume on, Come on that
hang out with the nephew. We're gonna have a hell
of a time. Were partying, were joking, we clowning, we ignorant,
were stupid. That's what I do. I just listen, listen,
I have I have really, Oh my god, I have really,
(08:16):
just really became the greatest stupid of all times. Yeah, yeah,
I don't I got a choice. I'm the greatest stupid
of all time, and I don't know about it. I'm
not trying to pat myself on the shoulder, but I
don't know nobody else. Grat yourself on the shoulder. See,
that's when you know you shot. You never heard nobody
(08:38):
say pat yourself on the shoulder. That's a short state
made the fire for her. It was right there. I
never heard of before. You've never seen me trying to
pat myself on the shoulder. You can pat yourself on.
We gotta go. You're listening, Harvey morning show
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for us? Now? Sure I got it for you.
This right here is hot checks at the church. Oh,
hot check. If you're gonna write a check, now, we're
gonna write a hot check, don't don't come on now,
don't don't write it at the church. Come on now,
let's have a little more respect. Now. I didn't wrote
(00:20):
some hot checks in my day. But don't write now?
What's that about? That means you ask? I had to
cash you a check one time. That was a burst
into flame. It was so hot. But I'm looking at
you now. Let's go them loan shock and charges I
(00:51):
was putting on myself. This is hot checks at the church.
Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system.
Monica please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling
actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Calling you? Actually? About the offering? Now? Did you I
know you paid.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Your ties, my ties every Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That you left us with the bank, right, right, I
sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay. Now the check ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars,
Am I correct?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and
the love offering. Right, I wrote one for two to
fifty for the love offer Okay, Now what is this
called regarding why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
hate to be a bear of bad news, but your
your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you
about recouping the two fifty as well as you know
you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Back.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the Love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem is,
why would people write there, what is your name? Brother, Deshaun?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And you was at his Sunday? I was.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
the check knowing that they're gonna bock. There's a lot
of people right good, well not.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What did you just say?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write these.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Playing money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well you wrote one on Sunday and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars, So.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog go on
check bouncing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
My check didn't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and
if my check clear, you gonna pay me thirty dollars
for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't write no, why would you write check? Well,
you want to sit up in the church and write
these big number checks when you know you ain't got
it in the bank.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in Now, let me tell.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You one thing. I don't write no bad check. And
you got a lotters calling me telling me my check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you pay them since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this again.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Somebody from the church to my eye, rolle a bad check.
I'll write no, you didn't write a bad check. I
didn't write no bad Yes a minute, Why are you
calling me? Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The treasure is a bus.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I ain't ever know that, deacon call nobody bout no
bad check? Yo is fuller? Thank you? You got the
money I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Who the hell is that in the background? Who is
that half of mine?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Who it is? We both go to the same church
and you gonna call me to my eye rode a
bad check? You don't you call me no more? And
if the check bad you paid?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, past to know you talking like this?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I wrote a check for two fifty, Well not get
to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You put two fifty in there, It bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can
the church expect they money?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Never? Not no two eighty, You will never get to eighty.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then I'm gonna do what you're gonna make me come.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By your house and get this money.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Check?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got it off the check your on.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I bet you you'll be lipping.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending
no money, no where. You better not spend nothing until
I get this two.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Fifty plus thirty whatever I want to You know what
I am. And you don't call me no more with
this because my check did not bounce. I don't see
how one check went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Until weekends coming up, and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
make sure I find your You the person I want
to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna call
the pastor right now and ask him because I don't
believe my check bounce you fuller.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You Donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What what do you have to say to me? What
do you have to say now that you're gonna pay
the check?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is Nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey Marning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Baby? This is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I say? This is Nephew Tilly Baby from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm gonna beat that. He just left here fly. She didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let me ask you what more? Thank though? Baby? What
is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No praise up in here, King of pranks, hot checks
at the church, Baby, Give me some pranks and praise
up in here.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I need all of that. Addison improv. Addison improv. That's
Dallas Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all know where you are. The
nephew was coming to town. That is Halloween weekend. I
am where you want to be Halloween week in Okay,
don't be scared to laugh because the nephew was coming
to town. Tickets on seal rent. Now that's Friday, Saturday,
(07:52):
and Sunday, all right, got cash prizes for the best
costume Halloween costume. Put the costume on, Come on that
hang out with the nephew. We're gonna have a hell
of a time. Were partying, were joking, we clowning, we ignorant,
were stupid. That's what I do. I just listen, listen,
I have I have really, Oh my god, I have really,
(08:16):
just really became the greatest stupid of all times. Yeah, yeah,
I don't I got a choice. I'm the greatest stupid
of all time, and I don't know about it. I'm
not trying to pat myself on the shoulder, but I
don't know nobody else. Grat yourself on the shoulder. See,
that's when you know you shot. You never heard nobody
(08:38):
say pat yourself on the shoulder. That's a short state
made the fire for her. It was right there. I
never heard of before. You've never seen me trying to
pat myself on the shoulder. You can pat yourself on.
We gotta go. You're listening, Harvey morning show
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