June 6, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is going to a house party to see his high school sweetheart and rubs her husband the wrong way.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject
I was in the closet the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We'll get into that in just a bit.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's not what you think, but right now it is
time for the prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got, nephew? House party ed Glenda?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like a good house party,
House good Glen, Glen.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Let's go Hello.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice
over there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see, uh,
if y'all need some what kind of beer should I bring? Ma?
Y'all want some beer? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Everybody over here pretty much do? Budwiser? Man, who'd you say?
This was the game?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
This launch? This launch man? I ran it to your
wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,
you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
come on through the bass some time. So I didn't
want to just come through that without nothings, you know
what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through
empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, I feel man, we just we pretty much
over age, just kicking and watching the game. Man, you
can you know some beer, some ice that is, that'd
be good, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean, I mean
people are gonna have I want to make sure I'll
bring enough stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, but who who'd you? I can't, I can't really, man,
who'd you say?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
This was?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Laura.
I went to uh, I went to school with Glinda.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay, Laurence n y. Yeah we went. We went to
school together, so you know we I ain't seen here
like man, I swear it's been like fifteen twenty years,
you know what I mean ironically, you know, I just
got back to town, you know, two weeks ago, and
to you know, run into a classmate. I was like wow,
but but you know, uh, she invited me out. Man.
I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you
(01:44):
know it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,
you know, you say, but wise and I bring somebo ice? Man?
So yeah, we good? We good. I'm just gonna bring
a couple of cases. That's cool.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say Glenda,
which y'all did? Y'all y'all went to high school of
college and what you what'd you meet her at?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No? No, no, Me and me and Glenna woul high
school together. Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh, y'all went to high school together.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, you say what you say? You said your na't Lawrence?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man,
that was you know, man, Glennon still look good? Dog?
How long y'all been married?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah man, you
did good. Man. I hate I messed it up, you
know what I mean? But you know it's neither hitting
on that man, But this is ironic that I ran
into him, man, So I just appreciated the invite I saw.
I saw Glindon. Man, Yo, Yo, your girl looking good, man,
I ain't seen it in a long time, you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,
what do you mean you you hate you messed that up?
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
By that. Well, no, that's no. Okay, okay, my bad dog.
I'm thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See Glinda
was Glendon was my high school sweetheard. You know. We
dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,
we went the problem together, all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Right, right, Look, I ain't, man, I see you know what, man,
I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know
what Glinda what she meant by by telling you she
you could come through the crib, bro, but you you
can't come through my house.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
the day, and she might have had hers brother. But
you you can't come over my house, dude, Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, hol hold hold hello, holdo man. Now Glinda then
invited me, and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know
what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm
coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You ain't come into my.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
House though, Hey, dog, listen to me, man, I'm not
finish city and go back and forth with you. I
would have ran into Glenn in the store. Glenna said,
she you know, it was good to see me, you know,
come through the night. I say, cool, you know, and
she gave me the number on ask can you what
else I should? You know? What else I should get you? Know?
So I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want
some ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,
(03:52):
it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Insecure? Listen? Listen to me. Dog, I'm I'm gonna go
and get Linda all right, And this because right here
don't make sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenny
invited you to the house and I'm telling you right now,
you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If you come
to my house, you're gonna get you up.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Hold. So what you what? You're threatening me? Now? Dog?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's what who is you?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Don I'm first, That's who I am for. I remember,
I'm off first. I'm the one. She really remembers, you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Mean you don't want She really remembers, I'm all first.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Look, man, like I said, you bring your pope over
to my house. And it's gonna be about twenty pay ninety.
All my boys over here, we're thinking it. All right,
you bring you over here.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
You won't leave. I promise you that I'll tell you what, man,
I'll be over there because Glenna the one invited me,
and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
guess what, dog, it's all in poppets. One thing I
don't forgot is my first love and my first love
been invited me to the house. Man. I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I can't even deal with that right here, bro, I'm
gonna tell you no, you you obviously you don't spoke
to you know where I live? Right you show your stuff.
I want you to come on. I want you to
come on over and you show up. Like I said,
you shut up and everything going on, I promise you that, brother.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Whatever then, man, it's whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Bright hey bright look look man, me and my boys
over here, we just waiting on it. We just waiting
on there. All you gotta do is is make the move, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
All you want to do is make I'll tell you what, man,
I'm just I'm let me call Glenda. See I need
to call Glenda because see see see Glenna, let me
get Glinda. Who can you don't you? I'm gonna tell
you one month time. I am Glinda's first. I don't
give her on the inner side life. I might be
her last her. Everything must be out his mind.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
See, lord, I got this park on the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
But rick, yo, yo dog, let me ask you this here. Man,
you don't even know where Glinda's spot at. Do you
do you? What the I know where her spot at?
What the fifth are you dong?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
What the think this she is? Bro?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Hey man, ain't you bring up over here?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I don't want you to show up in my You
call me with this bru you're talking about my girl,
my girl? Spot you come what? I want to see
you at the crib right now? Bro, you're chee your
whip right now.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You drive down to my you I'm gonna you up. Bro.
You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to you?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What I ain't gonna do nothing to you? I trump
you bring over here, but I'm telling you not going
home though, you're not going home?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Whatever. I got one more thing I want to say
to you, Is you listen my girl? I got one
more thing I want to say to you though. Is
you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm not listening to you, Hey man, is you listening?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Is you listening? Because evidently you ay, are you listening
to me? You want to say this is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your wife Glinda.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You see.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Not playing many.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I'm saying, dog kill y'all.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I'm so glad there's a joke, brun I'm telling because
one of us was leaving here tonight.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Bruh, it's going down.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It is June fifteen, nephew, tell me House party Comedy Jam.
That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater. Tony Robins,
Dominique and myself we will be in the building acting
a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends. All
your father's come on out and get with your boy,
get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.
And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That is Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And that is the next day will be my beautiful
anniversary with me when I had twenty three years of
being married.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I love you so much, damn. She will be coming
to work with me.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and
not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
For me, boy, that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, it might all be coming to my close
front row. Yeah, well it's gone. This might be the
last show then.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
With those jokes, wow.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like that?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.
These are great ones. This is this is classic. You
don't want to classic. They've been hitting home runs. I
didn't wanted to see them this early, but I guess
this is it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay
hands on me for a minute. Unless just let's just
see if I can get through it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
All the senators.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Why is that you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior
gonna say to these senators next year.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Dallas time. All right, we're moving on. Thank you Nephew
coming up next, Strawberry letter. Subject I was in the
closet the whole time. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject
I was in the closet the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We'll get into that in just a bit.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's not what you think, but right now it is
time for the prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got, nephew? House party ed Glenda?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like a good house party,
House good Glen, Glen.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Let's go Hello.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice
over there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see, uh,
if y'all need some what kind of beer should I bring? Ma?
Y'all want some beer? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Everybody over here pretty much do? Budwiser? Man, who'd you say?
This was the game?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
This launch? This launch man? I ran it to your
wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,
you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
come on through the bass some time. So I didn't
want to just come through that without nothings, you know
what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through
empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, I feel man, we just we pretty much
over age, just kicking and watching the game. Man, you
can you know some beer, some ice that is, that'd
be good, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean, I mean
people are gonna have I want to make sure I'll
bring enough stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, but who who'd you? I can't, I can't really, man,
who'd you say?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
This was?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Laura.
I went to uh, I went to school with Glinda.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay, Laurence n y. Yeah we went. We went to
school together, so you know we I ain't seen here
like man, I swear it's been like fifteen twenty years,
you know what I mean ironically, you know, I just
got back to town, you know, two weeks ago, and
to you know, run into a classmate. I was like wow,
but but you know, uh, she invited me out. Man.
I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you
(01:44):
know it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,
you know, you say, but wise and I bring somebo ice? Man?
So yeah, we good? We good. I'm just gonna bring
a couple of cases. That's cool.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say Glenda,
which y'all did? Y'all y'all went to high school of
college and what you what'd you meet her at?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No? No, no, Me and me and Glenna woul high
school together. Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh, y'all went to high school together.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, you say what you say? You said your na't Lawrence?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man,
that was you know, man, Glennon still look good? Dog?
How long y'all been married?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah man, you
did good. Man. I hate I messed it up, you
know what I mean? But you know it's neither hitting
on that man, But this is ironic that I ran
into him, man, So I just appreciated the invite I saw.
I saw Glindon. Man, Yo, Yo, your girl looking good, man,
I ain't seen it in a long time, you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,
what do you mean you you hate you messed that up?
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
By that. Well, no, that's no. Okay, okay, my bad dog.
I'm thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See Glinda
was Glendon was my high school sweetheard. You know. We
dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,
we went the problem together, all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Right, right, Look, I ain't, man, I see you know what, man,
I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know
what Glinda what she meant by by telling you she
you could come through the crib, bro, but you you
can't come through my house.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
the day, and she might have had hers brother. But
you you can't come over my house, dude, Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, hol hold hold hello, holdo man. Now Glinda then
invited me, and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know
what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm
coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You ain't come into my.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
House though, Hey, dog, listen to me, man, I'm not
finish city and go back and forth with you. I
would have ran into Glenn in the store. Glenna said,
she you know, it was good to see me, you know,
come through the night. I say, cool, you know, and
she gave me the number on ask can you what
else I should? You know? What else I should get you? Know?
So I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want
some ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,
(03:52):
it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Insecure? Listen? Listen to me. Dog, I'm I'm gonna go
and get Linda all right, And this because right here
don't make sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenny
invited you to the house and I'm telling you right now,
you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If you come
to my house, you're gonna get you up.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Hold. So what you what? You're threatening me? Now? Dog?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's what who is you?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Don I'm first, That's who I am for. I remember,
I'm off first. I'm the one. She really remembers, you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Mean you don't want She really remembers, I'm all first.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Look, man, like I said, you bring your pope over
to my house. And it's gonna be about twenty pay ninety.
All my boys over here, we're thinking it. All right,
you bring you over here.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
You won't leave. I promise you that I'll tell you what, man,
I'll be over there because Glenna the one invited me,
and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
guess what, dog, it's all in poppets. One thing I
don't forgot is my first love and my first love
been invited me to the house. Man. I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I can't even deal with that right here, bro, I'm
gonna tell you no, you you obviously you don't spoke
to you know where I live? Right you show your stuff.
I want you to come on. I want you to
come on over and you show up. Like I said,
you shut up and everything going on, I promise you that, brother.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Whatever then, man, it's whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Bright hey bright look look man, me and my boys
over here, we just waiting on it. We just waiting
on there. All you gotta do is is make the move, bro.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
All you want to do is make I'll tell you what, man,
I'm just I'm let me call Glenda. See I need
to call Glenda because see see see Glenna, let me
get Glinda. Who can you don't you? I'm gonna tell
you one month time. I am Glinda's first. I don't
give her on the inner side life. I might be
her last her. Everything must be out his mind.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
See, lord, I got this park on the phone.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
But rick, yo, yo dog, let me ask you this here. Man,
you don't even know where Glinda's spot at. Do you
do you? What the I know where her spot at?
What the fifth are you dong?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
What the think this she is? Bro?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Hey man, ain't you bring up over here?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I don't want you to show up in my You
call me with this bru you're talking about my girl,
my girl? Spot you come what? I want to see
you at the crib right now? Bro, you're chee your
whip right now.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You drive down to my you I'm gonna you up. Bro.
You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to you?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What I ain't gonna do nothing to you? I trump
you bring over here, but I'm telling you not going
home though, you're not going home?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Whatever. I got one more thing I want to say
to you, Is you listen my girl? I got one
more thing I want to say to you though. Is
you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm not listening to you, Hey man, is you listening?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Is you listening? Because evidently you ay, are you listening
to me? You want to say this is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your wife Glinda.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You see.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Not playing many.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I'm saying, dog kill y'all.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I'm so glad there's a joke, brun I'm telling because
one of us was leaving here tonight.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Bruh, it's going down.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It is June fifteen, nephew, tell me House party Comedy Jam.
That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater. Tony Robins,
Dominique and myself we will be in the building acting
a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends. All
your father's come on out and get with your boy,
get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.
And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That is Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And that is the next day will be my beautiful
anniversary with me when I had twenty three years of
being married.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I love you so much, damn. She will be coming
to work with me.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and
not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
For me, boy, that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, it might all be coming to my close
front row. Yeah, well it's gone. This might be the
last show then.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
With those jokes, wow.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like that?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.
These are great ones. This is this is classic. You
don't want to classic. They've been hitting home runs. I
didn't wanted to see them this early, but I guess
this is it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay
hands on me for a minute. Unless just let's just
see if I can get through it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
All the senators.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Why is that you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior
gonna say to these senators next year.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Dallas time. All right, we're moving on. Thank you Nephew
coming up next, Strawberry letter. Subject I was in the
closet the whole time. We'll get into it right after this.
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