March 24, 2025 • 8 mins
Tommy pranks a pastor about the church budget.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and his prank phone
call for today. What you got for his neph You
know what?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know what Shirley called you. You know, sometimes you
got to call the church and just ask. Sometimes, you know,
when when it's heavily on your mind, it's heavily on
your mind, and those are the things you need to
get off of it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know, sometimes you got to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You got to just say, you know what, I think
I'm entitled to know. I feel like since I'm a
part of this congregation, I shouldn't know. And I'm going
to get on the phone today and I'm gonna call
down there.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And I did it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I called pastor, and I want to know how much
is in the account?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Pastor Core. You want to know the money in the church.
How much is in the account? Pastor? Paying your tithes
and offers?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, hey, we need to have open books out here. Okay, okay,
we need open books. You got everybody paying all these
different type of offerings. Yes, yes, I want to see
where the money going. Past Now, let's talk about it.
We've been doing right now, I'm much in the account, Pastor,
cat Dog, if you would, let's go Hello, Hello, I'm
(01:08):
trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
This is? This is brother Liney Line Thompson. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm good brother, and how can I help you today?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Past I'm actually one of your members at the church,
and I want to just command you that you're doing
a good job the way you are displaying safety.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Let me say that first and foremost.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we just want everybody
to be safe and healthy.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And and your name again, brother line of Thompson.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, and and and the other times that I'm kind
about to be in the middle of dinner. How can
they help you?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, here, here's what I wanted to ask you, man,
uh pass, I want to ask you this. I know,
you know a lot of people are going through different
things and and uh people are you know, trying to
make sure they keep food and stuff in the house
because it's you know, time like this. You know you
kind of want to stay put and but you want
to make sure you got enough food and.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Water and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So but but but what I wanted my reason for
calling you is I wanted to ask you how how
much money do we have in the account.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Come again the church account? How much money do we
have in there?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Brother? What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
My name is Brotherlanel Thompson.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, Brother Thompson. How did you get my personal cell
phone number to be calling me at home the time
of day?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well? I got this number from one of the brothers
at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What what? Brother? The church? But they know not to
give my personal number off to to people I don't know?
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm
a member though I'm a member.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, how long you been a member? Because I've been
pasting this church for ten years and your name ain't
familiar to me. How long? How long you been a
member of my church?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I've been a member of probably going on going on
three years now, but I ain't I ain't been since,
you know, since that day I joined, you know, I
you know, I kind of got called idea, you know
how I go?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But uh yeah, wait.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Wait wait wait wait wait, So you you've been a
member of my church two or three years? You ain't
been to the church in two to three years? Are
you calling me to ask me about finances of my church. Well,
I'm gonna stand what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I am a member, so I mean I do
have to don't I have the right to know what
we got in there? What we got in the account?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Actually you don't. You don't have to right to that question.
If you don't actively come to the church. You can't
come to the church, sign up the church, and then
call me three years later asking me what we got
going on at church. So I need to understand what
is your purpose? What do you well.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Like I say, everybody going through hard times, I'm trying
to see what we got in there, because you know,
I need to pick up a few things from the stove.
I don't have the money right now, But shouldn't I
be able to lean on my church?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Though?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You can lean on that. We've done a lot of
stuff in the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We
got a food bank, we've been cash asking people some
money that when we can. But you ain't been at
church in three years. You can't call me after three
years and think I'm about to give you some money
for someone I don't even know if you're a real member.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I am a real man, I'm a real member.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pastor,
hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, no, no, hold on, no, no, no you hold on what boy?
Look here, I'm trying to sit down have dinner with
my family. You sitting here on my last night, and
look here, brother Thompson, I don't know you. I ain't
never heard of you. You am not about to call
here and try to get some money out of me.
You ain't even a member of the church.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I am a member of the church.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Because you come to the church one time, you ain't
been back in three years, and you come to me
for some money.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I am a member.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Gave your mama. You are not a member of this church, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I am a member of the church. Look look, look,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I know this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ain't them tell you where you can't go on my
church two or three years ago and called me three
years later, get my number from somebody and ask me
for money because you're going through hard time. Now. If
you was a true man the church, you'll understand how
we work and how we give money to people that's struggling.
I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh.
(05:09):
Last week we cashed out people money to go pick
up grocery parents.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well do you need do you need my cash out?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do you need my cash?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Boy? Boy, you gonna make me because you ain't even tithing?
So how you not tithing? You?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I told you out here fell on bad times, didn't
I say I fell on bad times?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You fell on bad times for three years?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hey? Hey, you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, fact,
why are you? Why are you judging me in opposing
trying to figure out how to cash at me.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So I can get on a member of my church.
I don't know if you some scam artist trying to
get money from the church. Sir, I have never met you.
I don't know you. Matter of fact, I'm about to
call up the deacons to see who you are and
why they would give my number to some point to
call me and ask me for some money.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Hey, let me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you don't cash at me, then I'm finna let
all the members I know you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know our church ain't no megachurch.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know we got three four hundred members already know so,
but I would let every member know that you not
cash up in me to help me in a time
of knee.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I will do that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Hey, web Thompson, you you can let him know. You
can Facebook at Instagram and you can put it on
that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't never
heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
off my phone. I got dinner with my wife. Boy
to go on, man, and I ain't got time to
be going back and forth with you. I need to
know who gave you my number to. I can call
(06:34):
them up and tell them. Don't be giving my number
out to some stranger who ain't been our church in
two to three years and gonna ask me for some money,
some cash out or if you don't get off this phone,
who get you number?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So let me ask you something. So So, you know
Deacon Marvin Dillar, I.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Know Dickie Marvin. Yeah, what about him?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Do you know he listened to the radio every morning.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Pastor Hayes,
you just got pranked by your boy, Deacon Mobin.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Boy. See, and that's why about to get kicked off
the board. Boy. You got me out here in my yard. Yeah.
My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They know
I'm on the block. You almost made me cush. You
can't be doing that during this time. Man. Alright, man, man,
I'm good, Man, I'm good. Maybe everything good. My wife
(07:26):
came out here, boy, and you ain't don't want her
to set it off.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You don't want the first lady to go out.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, man, but nah, we take care of our church.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We feeding them, sending the money, man, delivering mills. Man,
make sure everybody good during this time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's good man.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hey man, Before we get off, you gotta let me
know what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Man, it's a Steve Harby morning show with that, inn't it,
nephew Tommy?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
And there you have it. I got the no past
past past. I got the no pass past. That's what
they called him for short. You know, that's what they
called him at the church now you know where you
know you know what passed said what passed it?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And I was like, maybe I don't come enough, Maybe
I don't g Yeah, I didn't know that. I never
heard that. I've never heard that who is passed?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
All right. This weekend, the Nephew will be in Oaklahoma,
Oklahoma City. Baby. That is the Bricktown Comedy Club. Tickets
on sale right now. Right after that, Charlotte Knack Caca
Black Ed Comedy's own tickets setting like crazy five shows Friday, Saturday,
Sunday tickets on sale right now, laying in the cup
of Easter weekend flood and theater.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Baby, that's that duvault. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That is an Evening with Nephew Tommy. In evening with
Nephew Tommy. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, nephew, thank you. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
It is time for the nephew and his prank phone
call for today. What you got for his neph You
know what?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know what Shirley called you. You know, sometimes you
got to call the church and just ask. Sometimes, you know,
when when it's heavily on your mind, it's heavily on
your mind, and those are the things you need to
get off of it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know, sometimes you got to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You got to just say, you know what, I think
I'm entitled to know. I feel like since I'm a
part of this congregation, I shouldn't know. And I'm going
to get on the phone today and I'm gonna call
down there.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And I did it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I called pastor, and I want to know how much
is in the account?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Pastor Core. You want to know the money in the church.
How much is in the account? Pastor? Paying your tithes
and offers?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, hey, we need to have open books out here. Okay, okay,
we need open books. You got everybody paying all these
different type of offerings. Yes, yes, I want to see
where the money going. Past Now, let's talk about it.
We've been doing right now, I'm much in the account, Pastor,
cat Dog, if you would, let's go Hello, Hello, I'm
(01:08):
trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
This is? This is brother Liney Line Thompson. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm good brother, and how can I help you today?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Past I'm actually one of your members at the church,
and I want to just command you that you're doing
a good job the way you are displaying safety.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Let me say that first and foremost.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we just want everybody
to be safe and healthy.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And and your name again, brother line of Thompson.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, and and and the other times that I'm kind
about to be in the middle of dinner. How can
they help you?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, here, here's what I wanted to ask you, man,
uh pass, I want to ask you this. I know,
you know a lot of people are going through different
things and and uh people are you know, trying to
make sure they keep food and stuff in the house
because it's you know, time like this. You know you
kind of want to stay put and but you want
to make sure you got enough food and.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Water and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So but but but what I wanted my reason for
calling you is I wanted to ask you how how
much money do we have in the account.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Come again the church account? How much money do we
have in there?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Brother? What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
My name is Brotherlanel Thompson.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, Brother Thompson. How did you get my personal cell
phone number to be calling me at home the time
of day?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well? I got this number from one of the brothers
at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
What what? Brother? The church? But they know not to
give my personal number off to to people I don't know?
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm
a member though I'm a member.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, how long you been a member? Because I've been
pasting this church for ten years and your name ain't
familiar to me. How long? How long you been a
member of my church?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I've been a member of probably going on going on
three years now, but I ain't I ain't been since,
you know, since that day I joined, you know, I
you know, I kind of got called idea, you know
how I go?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But uh yeah, wait.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Wait wait wait wait wait, So you you've been a
member of my church two or three years? You ain't
been to the church in two to three years? Are
you calling me to ask me about finances of my church. Well,
I'm gonna stand what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I am a member, so I mean I do
have to don't I have the right to know what
we got in there? What we got in the account?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Actually you don't. You don't have to right to that question.
If you don't actively come to the church. You can't
come to the church, sign up the church, and then
call me three years later asking me what we got
going on at church. So I need to understand what
is your purpose? What do you well.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Like I say, everybody going through hard times, I'm trying
to see what we got in there, because you know,
I need to pick up a few things from the stove.
I don't have the money right now, But shouldn't I
be able to lean on my church?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Though?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You can lean on that. We've done a lot of
stuff in the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We
got a food bank, we've been cash asking people some
money that when we can. But you ain't been at
church in three years. You can't call me after three
years and think I'm about to give you some money
for someone I don't even know if you're a real member.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I am a real man, I'm a real member.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pastor,
hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, no, no, hold on, no, no, no you hold on what boy?
Look here, I'm trying to sit down have dinner with
my family. You sitting here on my last night, and
look here, brother Thompson, I don't know you. I ain't
never heard of you. You am not about to call
here and try to get some money out of me.
You ain't even a member of the church.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I am a member of the church.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Because you come to the church one time, you ain't
been back in three years, and you come to me
for some money.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I am a member.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Gave your mama. You are not a member of this church, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I am a member of the church. Look look, look,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I know this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ain't them tell you where you can't go on my
church two or three years ago and called me three
years later, get my number from somebody and ask me
for money because you're going through hard time. Now. If
you was a true man the church, you'll understand how
we work and how we give money to people that's struggling.
I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh.
(05:09):
Last week we cashed out people money to go pick
up grocery parents.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well do you need do you need my cash out?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do you need my cash?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Boy? Boy, you gonna make me because you ain't even tithing?
So how you not tithing? You?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I told you out here fell on bad times, didn't
I say I fell on bad times?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You fell on bad times for three years?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hey? Hey, you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, fact,
why are you? Why are you judging me in opposing
trying to figure out how to cash at me.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So I can get on a member of my church.
I don't know if you some scam artist trying to
get money from the church. Sir, I have never met you.
I don't know you. Matter of fact, I'm about to
call up the deacons to see who you are and
why they would give my number to some point to
call me and ask me for some money.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Hey, let me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you don't cash at me, then I'm finna let
all the members I know you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know our church ain't no megachurch.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know we got three four hundred members already know so,
but I would let every member know that you not
cash up in me to help me in a time
of knee.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I will do that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Hey, web Thompson, you you can let him know. You
can Facebook at Instagram and you can put it on
that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't never
heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
off my phone. I got dinner with my wife. Boy
to go on, man, and I ain't got time to
be going back and forth with you. I need to
know who gave you my number to. I can call
(06:34):
them up and tell them. Don't be giving my number
out to some stranger who ain't been our church in
two to three years and gonna ask me for some money,
some cash out or if you don't get off this phone,
who get you number?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So let me ask you something. So So, you know
Deacon Marvin Dillar, I.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Know Dickie Marvin. Yeah, what about him?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Do you know he listened to the radio every morning.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Pastor Hayes,
you just got pranked by your boy, Deacon Mobin.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Boy. See, and that's why about to get kicked off
the board. Boy. You got me out here in my yard. Yeah.
My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They know
I'm on the block. You almost made me cush. You
can't be doing that during this time. Man. Alright, man, man,
I'm good, Man, I'm good. Maybe everything good. My wife
(07:26):
came out here, boy, and you ain't don't want her
to set it off.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You don't want the first lady to go out.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, man, but nah, we take care of our church.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We feeding them, sending the money, man, delivering mills. Man,
make sure everybody good during this time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's good man.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hey man, Before we get off, you gotta let me
know what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Man, it's a Steve Harby morning show with that, inn't it,
nephew Tommy?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
And there you have it. I got the no past
past past. I got the no pass past. That's what
they called him for short. You know, that's what they
called him at the church now you know where you
know you know what passed said what passed it?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And I was like, maybe I don't come enough, Maybe
I don't g Yeah, I didn't know that. I never
heard that. I've never heard that who is passed?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
All right. This weekend, the Nephew will be in Oaklahoma,
Oklahoma City. Baby. That is the Bricktown Comedy Club. Tickets
on sale right now. Right after that, Charlotte Knack Caca
Black Ed Comedy's own tickets setting like crazy five shows Friday, Saturday,
Sunday tickets on sale right now, laying in the cup
of Easter weekend flood and theater.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Baby, that's that duvault. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That is an Evening with Nephew Tommy. In evening with
Nephew Tommy. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, nephew, thank you. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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