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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call, nephew,
what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
But Sureley, you know, I'm always creating some companies to
get the prank done right. I'm always creating practition's company.
This right here is h P P Paul Junior h
p P. Y'all, can y'all figure out what that is mean?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What kind of company is?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This? Is?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Husband too far? I can tell.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Protection Program positive, y'all to protect these husband from some
of these wives.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, yes, this is her the way this is going.
All right, we're gonna run now, ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Don't forget I asked y'all, y'all got to tell me
what y'all thought about the first episode right.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
From when we come back. Husband Protection Program. Let's go
catch down.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Hi, Morgan, my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving
you a call. You are married to mister Sean A.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Michael, right, Yeah, you're with who now.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm with HPP. We actually picked your husband up from
his job today. I wanted to give you a call.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
You picked him up for one.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, you're you're his wife, Morgan, right correct? Okay, I
actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay, and
we're worried about his Okay, what happened? Well, nothing's happening
as of right now. We've had a conversation with him
and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
But why why are you picking him up?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Though?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I don't I don't understand what?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
All right, let's just just calm down, Hang on second,
I got a couple questions for you. Your husband, he
is about what five nine? Correct? Right? And you would
agree that Sean weighs about one hundred and seventy five pounds?
Does that sound about right?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
But he weighs yes?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Okay. Here's another question now exactly Morgan, how tall are you?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I'm five nine as well?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, And if you don't mind, I know it's a
little different type of question, But if you don't mind,
how much do you weigh?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What is?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
What is?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
How much? I way have to do with this is?
I don't what is wrong with him? And where is why?
Where is he? Right now?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We actually have him, We have him in our customer
We have him where, we have him in our custody
right now here at our headquarters at HPP.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
So what what is What is the HPP?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Ma'am. HPP is Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Husband protection.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I've never I've never heard of such a thing. Why
why is he here?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, the problem we have and we've been getting some
actual complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but
that you've been bullying your husband.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
gonna get your hold on one second so I can
go in here.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
What what? What did you say? Have you and uh
Sean had any arguments at all lately?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
How we had We're married?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Have we had arguments?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Of course, he had arguments. What does that have to
do with anything?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Have you guys had any altercations?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Any altercations?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
What kind of altercations?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I've been burying him.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Have you been bullying him?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
For somebody to turn in and give us? Who?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Who?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Who?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
You need to talk to him?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I can't put him on. This is what I'm talking about,
and this is what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
You call me on my day put off as like
an HTT crash insteady trying somebody in for some arguments.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
We're married?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Who are you freaking know who's married and.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Does not argue?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I understand you, mad, but it is my job to
protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
is our m.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Let me speak to him.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I'm not at liberty to let you speak to him
right now. To you, what you're not gonna is bully
me as well. And I see why are they.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Trying to bully you? I want to know what is
going on and why.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
You call me my job with some crap about him
being at some headquarters on ATPW ATP. Isn't her ADP
And my husband is not even protecting from anybody, fucking
not me.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It is husband protection program. You've been bullying your husband.
You've been using bad language with your whole how long
you don't know what?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I want to talk to them. My husband when he
said I do, he said I do. That's whatever she
said to me. Whenever he does it, higher he says
it and never he gets And if he has.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
The problems with arguing.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Me, she did heed to start his craft.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
And he won't be in an argument and you tell
him that, you see, this is.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
What we're talking about. This is why he's been picked
up today and brought in our custody so that he
would be definitely protected from you.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You know what, if he needs a profession and he's
in your costody, out you can keep him there.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
About that. Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna
be picking you up, bringing you in so we can
have a conversation.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Bringing mehere.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
What do you think that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
We're bringing you in when we can have a conversation.
She will you let me explain something to you, ma'am.
We will be bringing you in, having a conversation with you.
You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do it
anywhere with anybody. Are you physically or mentally abusing your husband?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
You know what, you don't have to pick me up.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Tell me where you are. I will come to you. You
have to take me up, I will.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
I will come down there.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I will handle you in.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
At the same time you tell me what you at work.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm going to ask you a serious question. Is there
some type of consequence if he doesn't listen to you?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
A consequence?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I mean, I mean, what are you doing. You're treating
your husband like a child. What are you doing to him?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
If he has the problem with how I see him.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
You talked to him bout how he asks.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do you
do for a litard?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I'm a head of security at this building and they
about to cross security or one me because I'm loud
in this room?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh, because you don't have a security so you know
all about putting people in troke calls and how to
apprehend the person. Don't that is my job? Yes? I did?
So are you doing that at home?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
What I'm not going to tell you again? I don't
harm that man in any way. No rest, however, ever,
what iever nor has he need?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
He needs to get his.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Behind in his car and go back to work. We
have builds to day and go ask time for this crass.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I got one more thing I need to say.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
To you, or you're listening, you are nothing necessary to
me but that you about to put my husband and
try and let me talk to him about this. I'm shure,
shud sit down, sit down, shout God in the Let
me I need to understand what Sean I got it.
Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No, you
don't need.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
To finish it.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Let me finishing.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
He put him on the phone.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Hello, I have one more thing to ask you. Are
you listen? Are you listening? Godheads his nephew tire me
from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your husband, Sean.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Hello, you I believe this.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Where are you? Where are you at right now? Man?
I was worried about people at your job. Where are
you at?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I'm back here in this close where like a freaking
pig in he.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Dripping make up everywhere. I cannot believe this.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Come on, give it to me, Give it to me,
give it to me.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So surely you saw the first you saw the first episode?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
All right? Ready to love Detroit? Tell me what you Yeah? Okay,
Well it was good. I of course I enjoyed it
because it was Detroit.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It was fun. I can't remember anybody's name because it's
too soon yet, but I think Dominique.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That was one of me.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I like dress.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah she did?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I liked all of that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That was a guy that dressed to his name started
with a D two.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, Dariusious. There's a kind of clothes, Yeah, all kind
of clothes.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
About clothes out of Gary.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You don't think the Prince of Zamund show. That's what
he reminded me of. It's it's funny, you should play that.
That's what he reminded me of. Detroit style, Yes, Detroit style.
My son works.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But I think it's going to be a good season though.
You've got some really nice looking people, men and women,
interesting careers. All of them have interesting careers, so it's
going to be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show