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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now, you know, surely it comes a time that you know,
you do some things and you gotta, you know, you
gotta own up to it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You gotta, you gotta go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And and and confess and say what you've done.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You've got you just gotta say it. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's just sometimes things things happen, you know, sometimes you
in a in a in an activity and things happening.
You just gotta you know, you gotta call somebody, let
somebody know, especially those who have loved ones that want
to know if something happened, you know, to their loved one. Okay,
so the title of this one is I dropped your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know, I dropped your wife. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That man got that. That man got a right to
know that I dropped his wife. You know what I'm saying.
I got I got to going on and man up
and call it and let him know that I dropped
your wife. You know, we man, we horse playing around
and can on it and I dropped your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So, uh, you know, are you and then you call
him and tell him? Somebody got to tell the man, Sharon,
I got the man. I got the man. I got
the man. Why am I done dropped him? You know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't, man, tell me, do.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't never mean no harm. So let's go, cat, I've
dropped your wife. Let's get it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
This is Tony, Tony.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How you doing this? Is nephew, Tommy.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I can't believe you're calling me.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You sent an email and to prank your y.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yes, oh my god, I said that like months ago.
I didn't think you were gonna call me.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yes, I'm calling you now. How long y'all been married?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Eight years? Here? That's my heart?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, let me ask you something. What makes your husband
just go off? What can I do that? You know
that's a button.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
For him that you don't want to push, anything that
has to do with me. Let me tell you he
is crazy about me. If anybody that's with me, if
anybody tries to go off on me, he will lose it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, Okay, what do we go to do? What?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm so excited?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
All right? Okay? You know what? You know what? Okay?
Check this out? Can you click over on a three way?
Can you call him?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I can call it from my phone. Is he gonna
be on the phone right?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah? I want I want him to think that I
got your phone. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You just clicked over.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Get him on the life. Just click over so when
you click back, you can't say nothing else. You got
to be quiet because I'm gonna at the end, I'm
gonna let you talk to him. Okay, okay, hold on,
how are you there? I'm here. Okay, all right, you're
hitting mute or something.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Okay, okay, okay, Hey what's up?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh? No? This? This? How you is? This?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Darren? Yeah? This Darren? This? Hey, we got a bit
of a situation with with Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Man.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
We got a situation for real, just my white phone?
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
This? Uh? Actually? Man? Who is this? We're trying to
get Tony actually pushed the ankle. Man, we gotta get
her to the emergency room to checked out.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
She twisted her ankle?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Howd she twist? Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Wait wait, wait back up? Who did you say?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
How did Tony twist her ankle?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Actually? She she she fell.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
And man, look look my wife is with her mom
right now. Who and who are you? How do you
twist her ankle? And Why are you calling me? Why
is her mother or somebody called me?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You never told me your name?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Bro? No, I'm a friend. Man, shit in fall. I
actually dropped her.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
How you had it to drop her? What do you
mean you dropped her?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man,
and she.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Wait wait wait hotel here? You mean the hotel? My
wife supposed to be over her mom's house. Now you
called me from her phone talking about if you dropped her. Y'all,
let some hotel. But why y'all even at a hotel?
What are you? What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A hotel? Bro?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Where is my wife? Where's Tony?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Why? Well?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Why ain't Tony on the phone.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Got you gotta calm down?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You calling me from my wife phone telling I see
her you dropped her? Y'all at the hotel? She supposed
to mom's house. Bro, Where is my wife? Man? She's me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I got it, I got it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Just hang on to Tony. I gotta put one on
the phone. Man.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Hey, dude, just I need you to calm down. Man.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
No, no, I need this man, No, no, no, you
talking about you'll about to go to an emergency room.
You dropped my wife. Y'all at the hotel? Dog, keep
putting my sp on the phone before y'all be in
the emergency room.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Hey man, listen, you gotta calm down. Tony already embarassed.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I don't even know who the hell you are. You
still ain't telling me put Tony on the phone.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm listen, man, you gotta chill out. Man, I'm just
a friend. Okay, Man, I'm you are.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'll tell you what in the emergency room. Tell me
where y'all at. I'll come to the hotel. I get
my own white and take it wherever.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
She needs to be. Tell me as soon as Tony
get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
There, Okay, as soon as she gets dressed. What do
you mean? Hey man? Real talk?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Dog?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Where y'all at?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Man?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Where you put Tony on the phone?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Man, I'm not putting Tony on you too? All right?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Why are you screaming in halland dude?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I swear to God, I swear to God. If I
find out where y'all at, I'm gonna come on her.
It's gonna be wanting for you as Tony. Hey, hey man,
where y'all at? Brus I'm cool. Where y'all at, Simmy,
where y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
A no, No, I'll tell you what. Man, I'm gonna
get total ankle taken care of, and we'll get somebody
to drop a back off at the house.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Okay, I take I'll drop off at the house. Man,
just tipping. Where y'all at? I want to come give
my wife. I want to make sure she get the
dreaming that you need. Bro, Sidny where y'all at? Don't
go nowhere. I want you to be there when I
come and get her. Don't go nowhere where y'all at.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I can't do it. I mean, we didn't put this
on you.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
On the phone, man, put my wife on.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm not listening.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Let me talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Brouh. Hey, man, it's a reason why I'm calling. Man.
She embarrassed about all.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Of this, and now she's gonna be more than embarrassed
one okay, sol ain't to tell I ain't gonna need
to be embarrassed. I love her, man, that's my girl.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Man.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Let me let me holler at my wife. Bro, please,
that's all. No, no, no, already, no wife or phone
bro Listen, dude, man, look real telling you still ain't
tell me you want John. All I know is you
probably talking about you, So don't tell her with my wife.
Let me tell you something. If you don't left that
lord that ankle with him? You say it's running, my
wife's get your whoops. God, I'm telling you want to
(05:56):
find out who you are. I'm fun of saying. Yo,
put my wife from the phone, and that's all. That's
my last time to ask you.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Dog. I promise this. Hey, ain't man, what but see? Man?
You throw a right? Man, you talk right.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I don't want my wife on the phone.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
That's all I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what
I'm You got to leave town, man, You gotta leaves.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You want to want you want to talk? Let Tony
decide that she wanted to talk to you or not.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'm yeah, put here that decide.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Tony. Do you want do you wanna?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Do you want to talk on the don't even ask
you to want to talk?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Will see what Tony want to do?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
What you want on the phone?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Heymen, I don't even know you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Man. Put on the phone. You you scared to tell
me your name?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Tony? You want to talk to him? Hey?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yes, you want to talk to me man, I don't
even know why sheep asking no jump questioning her the phone.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I put the phone de Tony, Tony she is man, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Baby, by go what you ask baby with Tony ain't
to look. I don't have time for games where you
ask who you're with. That's all you gotta tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Heyby, just calm down, I got something.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You listen to me. Maybe you gotta listen to me.
Are you listening? Listen to me real carefully? Okay, baby,
are you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. Maybe you
just got praanks I net you're trying to I'm laughing.
(07:23):
I love you, okay, yeah, okay, you heard home. That's
who you got me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You got me.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So I'm the only one that dropped somebody wife. I'm
the only one. I ain't. Nobody else dropped nobody. Who
else you're gonna call that?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Got the oldest woman? Never drop I know somebody else's wife. Yeah, somebody.
I don't fool with other people's wife. I don't drop
my okay, yeah, yeah, you know gave me a kid
to play with.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Tommy with y'all he never picked up nobody as a wife.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And yeah, and accidentally. Ain't nobody, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I don't fool with nobody, wife, okay, nobody, no, even
when I even when I was single.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Get kills. Yeah, man, you walk up to that.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You're the club coming. You know I'm married? Sorry walk away?
That isn't finna go well though?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
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Speaker 1 (08:33):
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Speaker 2 (08:35):
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Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's on the way. Yes you're listening Hard Morning Show