I Left My Ring - 9.02.24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got right? Here? Is I left my ring?
I left my ring. I left all right, let's go
get dog. I left my wreck along. Hello, I'm trying
to reach a mister. Mister and missus please all right.

(00:22):
My name is doctor. I'm actually trying to reach your husband, Clarence.
Is he Is he available? I have to check? Is
that reason your collins? Uh? Well, I'm actually the surgeon
that actually did the procedure on removing his gallstones. Well,
how's he doing? As any complications? Thus far more complication? Okay,

(00:42):
well listen, Uh, there's a couple of little bit of
things I want to discuss with you guys and see
if we can maybe get them rectified. Is he around? Oh? Oh?
What is in racks? Actually? Miss Actually, when we actually
did the procedure on your on your husband and removing
the gallstones, I will say that there's a bit of

(01:05):
a mistake made and I'm hoping that he can come
back in so we can kind of get it rectified.
You know, it'll be actually thirty minutes and he'll be
in and out. But actually, when I removed the gallstones,
and I'm very embarrassed to say this, I actually left
my wedding ring inside your husban. And I understand, man,

(01:25):
I say, I actually left my wedding ring inside your
husband when I actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping
that he'll come back in so I can actually take
it out and and he'll be on his way. He's
my bottle. Last boom, Hello, Hello, Hello, mister, how you

(01:57):
doing this is? Doctor? I actually did the surgery on
you when you were came in and got your golfstones removed.
I remember you that. I will say this, missus Clarence.
I actually made a bit of a mistake when you
were here, and my apology. If I can actually get
you to come back here, man, I can get you
taken care of. But and then this is just a
big mistake on my part. But when you guys came

(02:18):
in and I removed your stones, I actually left my
wedding ring inside inside of me. Ye, yes, sir, your
wedding ring. Sir. I know this is crazy, but yes,
I have truly made a mistake and wanted to see
if I can get this thing rectified and get this
thing taken out. And I tell you, man, I've been
without my ring and my wife is raising holy hell

(02:39):
about it. Yeah, but you know, something like that, we
got a problem. What do you mean? I mean, I'm
about to go back to work. I really can't be
going back into the operating room for somebody to take
a ring out of me that they left, that they
left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay, I
mean you know, I realized your wife might be upsetated,

(02:59):
you need you at But at this point, that ring's
gonna have to stay where it is for a while.
So I can't, ironically can't allow with that ring to
stay there another two or three days. I don't think
you understand exactly what I'm going through. There's no way
I can allow that. Yeah, I got to go back
to way, But you know something, I mean you know,
I mean, you know we're talking about a bad, bad,
serious problem. You know we're talking about malpractice. I mean,

(03:21):
you know we're talking about me taking out more time
and work when I'm ready to go back. I mean,
you know, we're talking law suit, all kinds of stuff here.
We need to get together. Can you hear me that? No? Yeah, yeah, okay,
my wife's a upset too. I mean, you know I
can't get back on an operating taste cir. This won't

(03:41):
take for seconds. It's actually for me to snip that
thing and get that ring out of there. It won't
take but a minute. I mean, you still have the
same incisions there. I can go right back into where
the same scar was and take that out and keep
it moving on. Go back into the same if you're
going to operate again, if you cut me open, sir,
I promise you that you won't even know I was there.
I'll go in there and take that ring up just
that quickly. Okay, but let me ask you this here.

(04:04):
My wife. My wife is about to go crazy. I'm
I'm pretty I'm a pretty good guy here. But I mean,
you know you got lefpar ring in me. I mean,
you know, do you all have mal practice insurance? And
so we have plenty of insurance. You know. It's really
more about what I'm going through at home. So I'm
doing this for young Yeah pretty much here at this point,
I mean, no one actually from the hospital actually knows
what I'm actually calling you. Wow, right, you know, I

(04:26):
mean that's a big, big problem. You said something about
mal practice. No, I didn't say anything about mail practice.
You guys actually said that I didn't say anything. Okay,
now let me okay, hold on now, dar hold on.
Uh well, now let me ask you this here. Every
time I've heard of somebody leaving something inside of somebody,
you know, it usually end up being a situation where

(04:48):
it sets up infections and stuff. Well, that's that's eighteen
care go. That's not going to infect you at all.
And I understand what you're saying, but good grief. I mean,
I just I mean, I didn't even want to do
the first surgery, but I having the choice. You know what, miss,
I'll be honest with you. I've tried to talk to
you and be patient with you. If I got to
come over and put some cold form up against your

(05:09):
nose and knock you out in order to perform this
procedure to get my ring, then that's what I gotta do.
Oh hold hold on. That that what I'm supposed to
be doing while you're doing that. You hear that what
he said? Woa, come along? Come on. You know I'm
not gonna stand for these threats. Now. You know that's
your problem with your ring? Now? You know, up until

(05:29):
now everything was cool. Now you got a big problem.
I tell you. It's this I'm at home right now.
You're at home with my ring. You got my ring?
You can time getting right now, right now? Okay, Now,
I don't I don't have a problem coming right over
there to get my ring because I want I need
my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over, man,

(05:52):
we got something for you down. Hey, listen, I don't
care what the both of you are doing. The bottom
line Issy that you have my ring. I got your ring.
You just told me I had it. It's inside of
it where it's gonna say, sir, I'm not gonna continue
to go back and forth with you. You're not gonna
continue to do anything because you come over Here'm gonna
take you out. You already threatened to come over here
and put plura from him and know knocking me out

(06:13):
to go in the side of my body to come
over here. Doc, you got put no. I'll tell you what.
I don't want any problems out of your wife or
out of You's waking us. Only gonna take thirty minutes
and everybody'll be happy after that. You won't make it back.
Got praying down. I understand everything you say. I got
one more thing I need to say to the both
of you all. Are you listening to me? I'm listening.
It's Doris listening. No, I'm not really time already tune

(06:36):
you out. Well, here's the last thing I need to
say to you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. Y'all just got prank by y'all. Niece Peaches.
What you would hear that? All? Be? Nephew Timmy, nephew
tell me that you this is me, man, you hear that?

(06:59):
Next you tell me you tell me, yeah, I got
your ran my home. Man, you're messing with My heart
might have run back inside of my body. All right,
let me let me let me speak to miss Dorr,
Miss Dodge. You all right, hey, miss dog, I got
one more thing. Now, what is the baddest radio show

(07:23):
in the land? Line show you? Oh my god, play

(07:45):
too much? We just want to get meringe back. He
was tag Teamy, you tell me come on over here.
I got something for you. I got something for you.
You got to go to work. I got to go
to work. But then he said, hold on doors, hold
on my wife. My wife not hearing this man, She's

(08:07):
not she's not going along. Couple. All right, too far? Bishop,
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