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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is what does I need space mean? Okay,
we're gonna find out when we get into this letter
in just a few what does I need space mean?
We'll find out because right now the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call, and nephew, what do you
(00:23):
have for us? Please?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, listen, don't don't don't judge me by by
the title. Don't don't judge me by this prank and
what I have done. Don't don't do that to me.
Don't do that. Okay, don't do that, all right. Today's
title is I love your wife more than you do. Hey, hey, y'all,
it can happen. Okay, it can happen. All right, it
(00:45):
can happen. I love your wife more than you do.
All Right, it's possible, it can happen. All right?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What? What? What? Jun you?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know what I say the things that a lot
of people want to say that they can't say.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That's that's what you do that.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I love your white more than you do. You know
much you love them, and I know how much you
love them, and I know that I love them more
than you love. That is, I love you White more
than you do. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hello. Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Trey
this track with this Hey, Trey, how you doing? Man?
This is Milton. I work at your wife, Terese Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you probably heard of me before. I've been been at
the job probably about five years now. Cha she ever
mentioned me?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, I ain't, no milking. What's going on? Everything cool?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
But like I said, I've been working at this spot
for five years and been on to reach probably like
around three. And I guess what I really want to
(01:53):
say is that I didn't I didn't gain some feelings
for two weeks and yeah, wo.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ho hold on man, holo holong. You calling me and
you're telling me right now you have feelings for my
wife who you work with, and you like her, Teresa,
because that is my wife. You have feelings for my wife?
Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know it took me a while to come forward
and say this. But you know I'm man enough now
that I feel like me and you need to talk
about it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, I haven't. Have you got your mind now? Listen,
I'm just letting you know today the day that I
decided I'm not caring this weight on my shoulders no more.
I'm getting it off of me, all right. And at
the end of the day, I love your wife more
than you do. What I I love your wife more
than you do.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Right? So you how long you've been loving my wife?
You tell me how long you've been loved my How
long you how long you feel that you have been
in love with my wife?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least too.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Does my wife even know this?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean, I'm sure she's aware of it to a
certain extent.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
To a certain extent. What what house? How certain of
the extent are we talking?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I mean, you know when we go to lunch together
and she you know? I mean, I'm sure you.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Know, y'all, y'all we're going to lunch together. How long
y'all been going to lunch together?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Bro? We were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean we go
to lunch together almost every day. I mean we might
miss the day if she go with the girls and
I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
much at lunch together. God, I need that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Brou st hell away from my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I needed to back up. Ain't none because you didn't
talk enough. You didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love,
ain't no more state. You need to stay the back period,
stay the back, man. I don't want to hear none
of that. Nothing, nothing, nothing at all, because come on.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We don't listen. Listen. I know all about you, trade
everything about it, all right. I already know how you
treat her. All right.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Uh, I'm hot right, I'm feeling like a strong sensation
right now because I really want to reach through the
phone and just some breakdown right now. That's what I
really want to do. That's what I really want to do.
And what my wife talking about business outside of my
road hole, that's what I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm saying is when
we go to lunch, she let me know how she's feeling.
She let me know what she's going through. She let
me know all.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Stop stop with that lunch.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro,
ain't no more lunch. It's from here on that Bro,
I'm calling me talking about you in along with my
white people taking what's a missing?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm Milton? Where you at? Bro? Where do you lay? Man? Man? Listen,
calm down with all that energy you got going on
like you're gonna do something, I'm you're not.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Come down.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You fund nothing away, You're not You're not finna do nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Come right right now, Bro, I'm getting my teams right now.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Something where you are right right now? Bro?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
So how about how about when you got laid off,
when you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the way, saying all the fields
you ain't jump? All right?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Be you know you know everything? I bet you know
I got a too. So all you need to know
is all you need to know is right, You're done? Bro,
You're dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Bro Okay, don bro, you know what what the milk is?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Folks talk about that he would my wife saying that
he'll love is talking about lunches so ct the hell up.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
While we in. You can thank me for the tw
for the suit that you got for Christmas. You can
thank me for that. I picked it out and I
paid for it.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Okay, all right, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool.
Well let me go in this project right now, right now,
all right, you're talking about the great suit or three
piece stuff. Just you talk about it the great bull
right here with this boot anyway, I don't like this.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Now, you don't like the suit. You don't want to suit.
Three times now you don't like we told me at
lunch when you don't want to suit. Dude, I'm sort
of guys, bro, I set the guy. I need to
talk to my wife. Man, I need to talk to
my wife.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I need to talk to my wife because.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't hold
this back. No more me living behind in the shadows
and put I'm over here kicking money out to Teresa
when she needed while you was laid off. I'm helping out.
I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing too much
on money.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
So you was giving the money. You kicking the money
when I was laid off. You're kicking the money.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Dude, somebody had to step up man to me, and
Teresa is tight, so you know, I just try to
step in and help out.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
So you're giving my wife money? What you're saying to me?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Do you want me to make you feel better about
the whole time? You want to make you feel better?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You ain't need to make me feel better about. Man,
talk to my wife. All I got to do is
talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this till
you trade. This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gotten me the brank phone
call you wait, what hey, this is Tommy. Man, this
nephew tom Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You'll want to Steve Harvey Show. Bro, Bro, you got
ome on now.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But hey, I gotta ask you this. You gotta tell
me what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the lane.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Gotta be.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Man, y'all better come on up in here and talk
about how stupid I am. You better come on, you're stupid.
We're all in agreement, okay, all right, stupid continues. It
continues Saturday night. The Nephew is going to be in Buffalo,
New York. You know that Nephew Timas house party comedy
damn Saturday night and you don't want to miss it.
(07:59):
Shane's Performing Center. Tickets on seale ritten now, laying in
the Cut Augusta, Augusta, George and Friday, September sixth, The
Nephew is coming to town. That's the Miller Theater. The
Miller Theater. Tickets on seal right now. And then I
got that what September twenty eight It is the Women's
Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam Nephew, Tommy and Friends. You
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don't want to miss it. That's in Columbia. Stop Kaka
lak it a big DM baby. The Nephew is coming.
Tickets on sale right now, you don't want to miss it.
And then it's that La Fayette. Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
We're gonna leave Houston, go through Beaumont, go through Port Art,
the Beaumont and then Lake Charles. Come on up. Out
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of Lake Charles, stop at to stop at the casino,
roll on through. We hit in Lafayette. October twenty sixth
It is Nephew, Tommy and Friends at the Hymen Center
and it is going down Saturday night. Tickets are on
sale right now. That is BMT Productions Presents Nephew, Tommy
and Friends. Hey, tomorrow, I'm gonna tell y'all about Chicago.
(09:02):
I'm coming to Chicago. I'm gonna tell you all about
that tomorrow. Okay, all right, sweedis Steak. I'm gonna tell
y'all about that later.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Coming up next, it is My Strawberry Letter and the
subject is what does I Need space mean? We'll get
into it find out what she means or he means
about space. Right after this, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What the hell I means?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening, har Morning Show