April 15, 2024 • 8 mins
Is a nursery the right place for an elderly man to get washed? Does Fool #1 really need a nursing home?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But up next nephew Tommy, right here with today's prank
phone call. What you got f Well, this is a
big deal right here, sir uh I need you to
wash me, to need you to wash me, wash me.
Whether the weather be cold, weather, the weather be hot,
(00:29):
whatever the weather. We end this together, weather we like
it or not. What I did my ex I did
my exercise, Wuella. The weather be cold, weather, the weather
be hot, whatever the weather, we end this together, whether
we like it that when.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Did you the curtains in his hotel?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I need you to wash me. Let's go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five on one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm sorry, five o one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I need somebody to come down here to five on
one and and clean me up.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five on one and clean me up. Sir.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you
might have down the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No, I need to talk to where nurse said, that's
who normally clean me up. I need to come down
here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling from?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who is here?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's what I say. I need the nurse to come
down here and clean me up. I'm ben playing and
all this stuff to clean me up because I've been
sitting here a long time.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, ain't nobody to come well, sir, I think you
dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
I can try to help you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here
every a talking about posed to come to check on
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here,
We take care of children. So I think you dial
the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
every hour. They're suposed to come check on Now, I
bet hell, I bet on my near three hours, ain't
nobody come check on me yet another? I need somebody
to come clean me up? And the uh there's a
bad pan is full, and they just they they just
don't come check on us like they pull to check
(03:18):
on them.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They check on them. I'm really sorry that they have
not come to check on you in your your bad hands.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So why would they learn to sit here like they do?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station. So I'm long my grandkid.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I got small children as my grandkids. I got bout
forty two grandkids for that comes here on Sunday. But
soon did they leave the people at the nurse stands
and that they they treat me bad. Leave me here
like this here two three hours? Don't nobody to come
check on Can you come down here and.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Check this bad bag, sir. I can't do that. I
need to get back to the kids here. If we
take care of at sea.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
My kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come
on Sunday. They come all a Sunday after chuck and
they come.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Sleep me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your
kids come see you. And I'm going to get off
the phone now. But I hang up. You just now
down the number.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
and come sick and.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Clean me up.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
let you call back. And why do all come.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
When when when when? When?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
When?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
When? When I was coming through the proposed to do
that job? You're doing what the joby? Whatever? Your job is?
That what you do?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I want?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Father? Two? Yere straight?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I did my job, Okay, I'm a teacher. That
why don't come.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
On down here and do what you're supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Because I don't clean their t you know why I
go on your young phone.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Don't do your job now? Damn what you gonna make
me mad you don't get your.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Get uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk
to me like that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you get your come clean and clean me up.
I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all
the time.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Your name again, it's Felicia, and I have really really
nice to got here right now. Please do not speak
to me like that. I'm trying to You're gonna calm
down and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying
to help you now. That's just rude speaking to me
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
This is a nurser reach.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Nose to do.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Here right now, But you're not gonna talk to me
like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to
me like that. You talking about kick I will kick
yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only
language you understand is me talking to you crazy since
you and to me, crazy is not coming down there.
(06:05):
You stay in that space. How about this what you
heard me?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I said?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning though. I've
been trying to tell you for the past five minutes, but.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You won't shut up long enough to listen.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.
You dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who
are you talking to like that? We'll bring it on
there if you think you can get in your wheelchair
and make it down here to the nursery to whoop
my can come the hell.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Owned Listen when you would take a message from it
and give it to somebody?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What's your what's your message?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Right? Done?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
And e n e.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh huh? What else? H uh huh uh huh?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I got that part?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh mn wh what is that? What do it spell?
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You want spell it out?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm not selling at you. Tell me what it is?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Nephew tell me. This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve
Baby Morning Show. Baby, you just got bragged by your
sister Nita.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Why you were sitting up there like what in the world?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah? Yeah, then you got me. You got me?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh baby, I got you, I got you get I
got one question for you, though, what is what is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You cap me good?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did I do that?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
There? I did that? Did I do that?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Thell?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's all of it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Did I do that? There?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yep? King of Pranks?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Come on now.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
April nineteen to twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen to twenty
at Baltimore, Maryland, the Comedy Factory, back my popul letting
the Man. The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale right now.
Come on, bemot, let's do the dog on thing. I
know y'all been going through a little something something, so
come on over and get your laugh on me.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right, Nephew up next my Strawberry letter.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But up next nephew Tommy, right here with today's prank
phone call. What you got f Well, this is a
big deal right here, sir uh I need you to
wash me, to need you to wash me, wash me.
Whether the weather be cold, weather, the weather be hot,
(00:29):
whatever the weather. We end this together, weather we like
it or not. What I did my ex I did
my exercise, Wuella. The weather be cold, weather, the weather
be hot, whatever the weather, we end this together, whether
we like it that when.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Did you the curtains in his hotel?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I need you to wash me. Let's go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five on one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm sorry, five o one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I need somebody to come down here to five on
one and and clean me up.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five on one and clean me up. Sir.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you
might have down the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No, I need to talk to where nurse said, that's
who normally clean me up. I need to come down
here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling from?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who is here?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's what I say. I need the nurse to come
down here and clean me up. I'm ben playing and
all this stuff to clean me up because I've been
sitting here a long time.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, ain't nobody to come well, sir, I think you
dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
I can try to help you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here
every a talking about posed to come to check on
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here,
We take care of children. So I think you dial
the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
every hour. They're suposed to come check on Now, I
bet hell, I bet on my near three hours, ain't
nobody come check on me yet another? I need somebody
to come clean me up? And the uh there's a
bad pan is full, and they just they they just
don't come check on us like they pull to check
(03:18):
on them.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They check on them. I'm really sorry that they have
not come to check on you in your your bad hands.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So why would they learn to sit here like they do?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station. So I'm long my grandkid.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I got small children as my grandkids. I got bout
forty two grandkids for that comes here on Sunday. But
soon did they leave the people at the nurse stands
and that they they treat me bad. Leave me here
like this here two three hours? Don't nobody to come
check on Can you come down here and.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Check this bad bag, sir. I can't do that. I
need to get back to the kids here. If we
take care of at sea.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
My kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come
on Sunday. They come all a Sunday after chuck and
they come.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Sleep me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your
kids come see you. And I'm going to get off
the phone now. But I hang up. You just now
down the number.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
and come sick and.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Clean me up.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
let you call back. And why do all come.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
When when when when? When?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
When?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
When? When I was coming through the proposed to do
that job? You're doing what the joby? Whatever? Your job is?
That what you do?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I want?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Father? Two? Yere straight?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I did my job, Okay, I'm a teacher. That
why don't come.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
On down here and do what you're supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Because I don't clean their t you know why I
go on your young phone.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Don't do your job now? Damn what you gonna make
me mad you don't get your.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Get uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk
to me like that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you get your come clean and clean me up.
I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all
the time.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Your name again, it's Felicia, and I have really really
nice to got here right now. Please do not speak
to me like that. I'm trying to You're gonna calm
down and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying
to help you now. That's just rude speaking to me
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
This is a nurser reach.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Nose to do.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Here right now, But you're not gonna talk to me
like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to
me like that. You talking about kick I will kick
yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only
language you understand is me talking to you crazy since
you and to me, crazy is not coming down there.
(06:05):
You stay in that space. How about this what you
heard me?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I said?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning though. I've
been trying to tell you for the past five minutes, but.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You won't shut up long enough to listen.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.
You dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who
are you talking to like that? We'll bring it on
there if you think you can get in your wheelchair
and make it down here to the nursery to whoop
my can come the hell.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Owned Listen when you would take a message from it
and give it to somebody?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What's your what's your message?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Right? Done?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
And e n e.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Uh huh? What else? H uh huh uh huh?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I got that part?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh mn wh what is that? What do it spell?
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You want spell it out?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm not selling at you. Tell me what it is?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Nephew tell me. This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve
Baby Morning Show. Baby, you just got bragged by your
sister Nita.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Why you were sitting up there like what in the world?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah? Yeah, then you got me. You got me?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh baby, I got you, I got you get I
got one question for you, though, what is what is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You cap me good?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did I do that?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
There? I did that? Did I do that?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Thell?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's all of it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Did I do that? There?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yep? King of Pranks?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Come on now.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
April nineteen to twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen to twenty
at Baltimore, Maryland, the Comedy Factory, back my popul letting
the Man. The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale right now.
Come on, bemot, let's do the dog on thing. I
know y'all been going through a little something something, so
come on over and get your laugh on me.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right, Nephew up next my Strawberry letter.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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