August 26, 2024 • 9 mins
As a new member of the church, Fool #1 is telling a young man of the congregation that he wants to date his mama.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It
is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
my boyfriend can't tolerate much. Okay, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about, and just a fuse
me right now, right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Nephew, what you got. I'm gonna throw this one out
there for earthquake y'all. This one right here is I
want to date your mama. That that's what he's doing
on his TV show.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, Okay, mama's need love to I want to date
your mama. You gotta say it like that to every
every young man had a crush on one of his boys. Mama,
this just happened, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Did you. We ain't never had no crush on al
mom evil Alma friend's MoMA.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, no, no, no. We is in the sixties, in
the sixties. I grew up in the seies.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Ain't nobody like man in Mama. Ain't nobody likes butch Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We ain't a man in but man. You gotta be
j man down there down there with Miss Calhoun. You
gotta be crazy with their girl Beloans sitting up there
with them. Stockers rolled down by her ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
With a house coat on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, no, we didn't have them.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I want to date your mama. I want to date
your mama. Let's go get that.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
This is Jesus her Son.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
How you doing man?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
My name is Gordon Gordon.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I was trying to get in touch with with
Miss Burns. One of the members gave me a number,
but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.
I guess it's it's a home number or what is this?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Hold up? Hello? Who who is this again?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
At the church.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Is this your number?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Oh that's your mom.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Ms Barnes. Now, is do you ever
a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
in touch with Mss Barnes.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Wait time, I tell me tell you your name is
what Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
not have met you yet.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Jane, Okay, well, God bless you man.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
from you?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I mean you just joined the church. I mean I
don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
talk to her. I mean, is there anything, Is there
a message I could pass on to it? Though?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for U for me to take her out.
I've been seeing her for the last Hold.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Hold up, hold up, hold up, holo. Hold tell about
that you You were just sending you a new member
to the church, and somebody gave you or they were
attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking
me if you could take an hout man.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
phone number. I guess they gave me your number by mistake.
You know, that's my reason for car. I thought I
was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well, I'll be quite honest, men, I just came back
on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh,
I mean, you know my pops just passed away not
too long ago. And I ain't you know, I ain't
too keen or my mama going out with somebody. And besides,
you don't even sound like you ay, she in the sixties. Man,
old are you? Man?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I'm thirty six?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
The hell out of here? You How old man, I'm
thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
You know what, man, I look at it like James, Right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
number but the number man, it wasn't your hard man.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
And how you carry yourself?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah? But mother, Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no
cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after
you right now. I remember telling me that she tried
some new things at this church. But going out with
some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby
man like I'm thirty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I'm thirty six.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danging to Okay, okay,
let me tell this man. First of all, I ain't
even off calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to
speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. Whoa, whoa,
whoa talking about that. I don't think you hear of me. Man,
I just came back from fighting over see. My pops
(04:41):
passed away not too long ago. I am the man
of the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.
I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
as well just stick to church though, because you know,
as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
(05:02):
right now.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might now I'm not, says, but I respect the
fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for
this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to
speak to Miss Birds about going out, I think Miss
Burns has every right to decide if she would like
to go out with Gordon's or not.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And Gordon wants to take.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Her out, I took her up.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Holder up, Look, brother, I don't care how old you
say you are, all right, number one, you're too young,
as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down
with you and my mom. I'm straight up, hey, man,
that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you bringing
up my mama. You letting the word your mama come
out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up, all right.
(05:46):
I don't know where you're from. I don't go how
old you are. I'm pretty sick man. I know what
church my mama go to and and it ain't gonna
be her and you. You ain't gonna be asking her out,
all right. I don't go what it takes. I would
show up on Sunday, catch up in the poor pit
or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in
the choir. It don't matter something is going down. You
(06:07):
would not gonna get with my mama like that. You
got that. That's up for your mama to decide. If
your mama want to go out with me to have dinner.
I ain't nothing wrong with that, man. I'm I'm deciding
it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you
before deep blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,
all right. I didn't fight less season three years to
(06:28):
come back and also deal with my daddy died and
then come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I
don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want to
get it like that something from what a PSD post
traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on
you got that one? I don't play it.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
It don't matter to me. You can qunch you.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
trouble out you.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Man. All I'm finna say is this right here?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I'ma I talk to you mama on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Okay. You ain't gonna talk to me, are you not?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
to you? Manfore you exploded?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
You ain't got nothing nelse to say.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I got one more thing before you explode? Man?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Is you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
James?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
What hey? Man? I want to tell you this man,
This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your Mama, I got me the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Brank pall, call you get out of here.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
This is who Hey, man, this is Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me,
she said, my son been overseas, he've been fighting.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I'm glad to have him home. She said.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
We got that back in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
We got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
more thing.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
What is the.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Nothing but to Steve Harvey more than show Get It
overseason in the States. Thanks man.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
There you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's the Monday prank of the day. Okay, Monday prank
of the day. I want to date your mama. Bring
your mom, Hey, bring your mama out to Buffalo, Baby, Buffalo.
It's going down this weekend. Tickets on sale.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Saturday, August thirty, first
at the Shade Performing Art Center at the Shade Performing
Art Center. So bring your mama and your auntie and
your daddy, everybody you want to bring, and come hang
out with the nephew. We're gonna have a whole lot
of fun. Laying in the cut is Augusta, Georgia, Friday,
(08:43):
September sixth. I hollered at my boy Fats, Minnesota Fats.
We talked the other day. Big ups to you, man,
a legend in the game in the radio world. War
be down there real soon to Augusta, Georgia, Friday, Timber
the six all right, and then of course I let
y'all know the house party Comedy Dam is going down
in Colombia doob Cacaalacia. That's the Women's Empowerment House, part
(09:05):
of Comedy Town. The nephew is coming there and that
will be September twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my strawberry
letter in the subject is my boyfriend can't tolerate much.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harty
Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It
is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
my boyfriend can't tolerate much. Okay, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about, and just a fuse
me right now, right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Nephew, what you got. I'm gonna throw this one out
there for earthquake y'all. This one right here is I
want to date your mama. That that's what he's doing
on his TV show.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Wow, Okay, mama's need love to I want to date
your mama. You gotta say it like that to every
every young man had a crush on one of his boys. Mama,
this just happened, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Did you. We ain't never had no crush on al
mom evil Alma friend's MoMA.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, no, no, no. We is in the sixties, in
the sixties. I grew up in the seies.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Ain't nobody like man in Mama. Ain't nobody likes butch Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We ain't a man in but man. You gotta be
j man down there down there with Miss Calhoun. You
gotta be crazy with their girl Beloans sitting up there
with them. Stockers rolled down by her ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
With a house coat on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, no, we didn't have them.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I want to date your mama. I want to date
your mama. Let's go get that.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
This is Jesus her Son.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
How you doing man?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
My name is Gordon Gordon.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I was trying to get in touch with with
Miss Burns. One of the members gave me a number,
but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.
I guess it's it's a home number or what is this?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Hold up? Hello? Who who is this again?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
At the church.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Is this your number?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Oh that's your mom.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Ms Barnes. Now, is do you ever
a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
in touch with Mss Barnes.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Wait time, I tell me tell you your name is
what Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
not have met you yet.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Jane, Okay, well, God bless you man.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
from you?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I mean you just joined the church. I mean I
don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
talk to her. I mean, is there anything, Is there
a message I could pass on to it? Though?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for U for me to take her out.
I've been seeing her for the last Hold.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Hold up, hold up, hold up, holo. Hold tell about
that you You were just sending you a new member
to the church, and somebody gave you or they were
attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking
me if you could take an hout man.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
phone number. I guess they gave me your number by mistake.
You know, that's my reason for car. I thought I
was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Well, I'll be quite honest, men, I just came back
on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh,
I mean, you know my pops just passed away not
too long ago. And I ain't you know, I ain't
too keen or my mama going out with somebody. And besides,
you don't even sound like you ay, she in the sixties. Man,
old are you? Man?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I'm thirty six?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
The hell out of here? You How old man, I'm
thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
You know what, man, I look at it like James, Right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
number but the number man, it wasn't your hard man.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
And how you carry yourself?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah? But mother, Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no
cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after
you right now. I remember telling me that she tried
some new things at this church. But going out with
some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby
man like I'm thirty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I'm thirty six.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danging to Okay, okay,
let me tell this man. First of all, I ain't
even off calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to
speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. Whoa, whoa,
whoa talking about that. I don't think you hear of me. Man,
I just came back from fighting over see. My pops
(04:41):
passed away not too long ago. I am the man
of the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.
I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
as well just stick to church though, because you know,
as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
(05:02):
right now.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might now I'm not, says, but I respect the
fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for
this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to
speak to Miss Birds about going out, I think Miss
Burns has every right to decide if she would like
to go out with Gordon's or not.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And Gordon wants to take.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Her out, I took her up.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Holder up, Look, brother, I don't care how old you
say you are, all right, number one, you're too young,
as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down
with you and my mom. I'm straight up, hey, man,
that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you bringing
up my mama. You letting the word your mama come
out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up, all right.
(05:46):
I don't know where you're from. I don't go how
old you are. I'm pretty sick man. I know what
church my mama go to and and it ain't gonna
be her and you. You ain't gonna be asking her out,
all right. I don't go what it takes. I would
show up on Sunday, catch up in the poor pit
or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in
the choir. It don't matter something is going down. You
(06:07):
would not gonna get with my mama like that. You
got that. That's up for your mama to decide. If
your mama want to go out with me to have dinner.
I ain't nothing wrong with that, man. I'm I'm deciding
it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you
before deep blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,
all right. I didn't fight less season three years to
(06:28):
come back and also deal with my daddy died and
then come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I
don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want to
get it like that something from what a PSD post
traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on
you got that one? I don't play it.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
It don't matter to me. You can qunch you.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
trouble out you.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Man. All I'm finna say is this right here?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I'ma I talk to you mama on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Okay. You ain't gonna talk to me, are you not?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
to you? Manfore you exploded?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
You ain't got nothing nelse to say.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I got one more thing before you explode? Man?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Is you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
James?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
What hey? Man? I want to tell you this man,
This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your Mama, I got me the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Brank pall, call you get out of here.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
This is who Hey, man, this is Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me,
she said, my son been overseas, he've been fighting.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I'm glad to have him home. She said.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
We got that back in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
We got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
more thing.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
What is the.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Nothing but to Steve Harvey more than show Get It
overseason in the States. Thanks man.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
There you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's the Monday prank of the day. Okay, Monday prank
of the day. I want to date your mama. Bring
your mom, Hey, bring your mama out to Buffalo, Baby, Buffalo.
It's going down this weekend. Tickets on sale.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Saturday, August thirty, first
at the Shade Performing Art Center at the Shade Performing
Art Center. So bring your mama and your auntie and
your daddy, everybody you want to bring, and come hang
out with the nephew. We're gonna have a whole lot
of fun. Laying in the cut is Augusta, Georgia, Friday,
(08:43):
September sixth. I hollered at my boy Fats, Minnesota Fats.
We talked the other day. Big ups to you, man,
a legend in the game in the radio world. War
be down there real soon to Augusta, Georgia, Friday, Timber
the six all right, and then of course I let
y'all know the house party Comedy Dam is going down
in Colombia doob Cacaalacia. That's the Women's Empowerment House, part
(09:05):
of Comedy Town. The nephew is coming there and that
will be September twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my strawberry
letter in the subject is my boyfriend can't tolerate much.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harty
Morning Show.
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