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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got, nephew. We headed back to the church.
Called it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We headed back to the church. Oh yeah, you know,
you know I love the church. We grew up in church.
You and I grew up in church, and we're there
every day every other day. We grew up in the
church house. But that's right that this is starting to
bother me when you go to church. Of course, you know,
maybe you ain't been in a couple of days, a
couple of a couple of weeks, and they I just
don't like it when I don't get no notification that
(00:25):
it's a guest past. I guess, I guess you know
the path that's gonna be in that preacher? Where is
ain'tybody told me nothing? I want my money back. I
want my money back. He preaching from the Book of Roof.
Don't nobody preach from Rufe?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No? What you're doing?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Man? What is all this? Where is the regular past?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I ain't come in here for this? And they got
all dressed up and got here at ten o'clock, and
now past ain't here. And here I hear the guest
path here preaching in front of the Book of Ruth.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Who do that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Who do that? I need my money back. I'm calling
the church and I need my money back. Let's go
catch dog. I want my money back.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hello, I need to speak to since the POLICI.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's right? Here? Is Glenn? All right? This is Glenn.
I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to
sister Policia? But I have some please?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I got your number from one of the deacons at
the church.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, what deacon was that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't even know the deacon name. I'm listen when
I'm trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you,
can you reimburse me for some money that I put
in church on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay? Well, can you just calm down just a little please.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sir, I'm I'm look. Are you the financial person at
the church?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? I am. So what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm trying to get my money back that I put
in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one
hundred dollars back.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, what did you not get from your heart?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I gave from my heart? What I thought was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, help me, help you what you mean? What didn't happen?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What didn't happen? Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was
not there on Sunday, and y'all had this guest minister.
I mean, who ain't I ain't like him at all.
But the dog on the offering was before he even
got up to preach, so I didn't already gain my offer,
which was one hundred dollars, and then I didn't even
(02:13):
know Pastor wasn't Now you know what I'm saying. So
here I am giving one hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I
know I'm gonna get the word when Pastor that. But
y'all put this dude up. He's coming from Don't nobody
come from the book of Ruth no more? He was
at Ruth the Viticus. He was all over the place.
I want to get my one hundred dollars back. I
ain't giving to that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, how often
do you even come to church?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I come to church often. I mean, what does got
to do with anytime?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
When if you were coming little often and read the bulletin,
so you would have known that pastor took a vacation.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
be there.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church,
they know that, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I
need to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to
get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon
I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
for that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Well, Sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,
we donna do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
I have to wait your pastor get back in because
two people have to sign a check. I can't even
do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
even at work right now.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on
tomorrow and then we can go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, I'm not calling I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
I tell you what. You know what, you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars. Either it's
in a check or it's in cash. But you Spenster,
sister Forelicia Patterson, you're gonna give me my money?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Say what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up
there to get my one hundred dollars. Whether it's in
a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
What it is. He let me call you something. You
ain't get nothing from us. I doubt you call. He
ain't cuss me asking for some money. Bab you got
Now you're giving your money from your heart, and don't
not a whole up there preaching the word of God.
You give because you love God. You ever thought to
me like that, I'll strip you naked, Jimmy. You know what,
You better be glad this ain't twenty years ago, because
(04:15):
I'll cussed you from a causey But he's saying me
because you know, why are you gonna cushion? But I
tell you what I will do young man. You want
to say your name is again?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What I g brother Glenn?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
When I see you, I'm gonna give you don't right
for the fellowship? Do you hear me? Do you ain't
come up something? Because that's how you treat God's people.
You have been talking to me ignorance or picked up
the phone. You ain't saying hi, man, hey doing man?
Can you help me out now? You just start cussing,
hollering at me. You don't talk to people like that.
You don't even sound like a Christian.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Do you hear me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You want something?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
People? You ask? That's what the word that you have?
Not because you ask?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Not?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You don't call here hollering at me?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you hear me? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You're cussing at me. Oh Lord help me?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Can I sister? Police? Can I? I mean, I just
want to say something else to you your own man?
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You can't say nothing to me? But do you know
what you need to do?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Go get you some malice?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, yes, yes, yes ma'am. But I but it's one
more thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Ain't no more thing, ain't no one more.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Thing, okay, but I just I just wanted to tell
you this, sister Police.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I wanted I told you you ain't got going to tell.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I want to say
this though. This is Nephew tire me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sister Doris got me the
prank phone call you, sister police.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh my god, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Going to get donas.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes I am Tommy, Yes, hello, even that with you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, ma'am, no, ma'am. Stevens out of here with me.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
prive and mama with sister dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, got to be privately.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Kill nobody here, but I got to share with her.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Just be Mehr and the lost Suster Police.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She's told me, she said, my girlfriend is blessed, highly
favor saved, and she said, I want you to see
if you can push her. But I did, Police, and
you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you who.
But you let me ask you something though twenty years
ago you you you it'd been a little different.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Ooh, twenty years ago, I got to pick you up
and dropped you back down, looked at.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You and walked off of you after I got you
cussing you out.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
But that was twenty years ago. Who thank the Lost
for deliver?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who oh man, Lord my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Legs, she's taking who.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Long Lord something, Sister Policia, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh, I musa say the Steed Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Come on, you better get me some praise up in here.
You rolling this, you play too much.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I do agree.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You understand though, don't. Yes, yes, anybody won't.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Nobody speak of the day.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Come on, I came in here, Pastor, That's why I
came to hear, Pastor.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Thank I'm you with you. I'm with you, with you
right on that, Yes, sir Nephew, All.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Right, next up, y'all get ready to nephew was coming
to Birmingham, Alabama. Baby, August twenty ninth. It's Week zero Classic,
Week zero Classic, and it's the comedy Jam. It is myself,
it is Bill Bell Me. We got a special guest
out of Birmingham. The girl goes by the name of
mss B. She would be in the building holding it down,
and we will be at the Bockwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama.
(07:55):
You hear what I said. The Bockwell Auditorium, August twenty
Ninthias on sell right now. That's Valdosta State versus Clark.
That's University of West Alabama versus Fort Valley is gone
down Saturday. And yeah, the band's gonna be there. Me
and Bill gonna be there and it's gonna be great.
Stupid hickets on sell right now. All right, that's week
(08:18):
zero Classic in Birmingham and Alabama, August twenty ninth. Tickets
throw on sale right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Thank you nice.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Kicking off Labor Day weekend. Me and my boy Bill
billam yes.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
HBC you I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Halftime.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Bill is just a good dude. You know he is good.
He is funny. He's a legend in the game too.
Here's a legend in the game, boy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He had the had most legendary club. I ever been
to the Peper mid Lounge in New Jersey. It ain't
what you want. It ain't what you want. You better
be ready. You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
What you got, nephew. We headed back to the church.
Called it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We headed back to the church. Oh yeah, you know,
you know I love the church. We grew up in church.
You and I grew up in church, and we're there
every day every other day. We grew up in the
church house. But that's right that this is starting to
bother me when you go to church. Of course, you know,
maybe you ain't been in a couple of days, a
couple of a couple of weeks, and they I just
don't like it when I don't get no notification that
(00:25):
it's a guest past. I guess, I guess you know
the path that's gonna be in that preacher? Where is
ain'tybody told me nothing? I want my money back. I
want my money back. He preaching from the Book of Roof.
Don't nobody preach from Rufe?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No? What you're doing?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Man? What is all this? Where is the regular past?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I ain't come in here for this? And they got
all dressed up and got here at ten o'clock, and
now past ain't here. And here I hear the guest
path here preaching in front of the Book of Ruth.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Who do that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Who do that? I need my money back. I'm calling
the church and I need my money back. Let's go
catch dog. I want my money back.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hello, I need to speak to since the POLICI.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's right? Here? Is Glenn? All right? This is Glenn.
I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to
sister Policia? But I have some please?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I got your number from one of the deacons at
the church.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, what deacon was that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't even know the deacon name. I'm listen when
I'm trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you,
can you reimburse me for some money that I put
in church on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay? Well, can you just calm down just a little please.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sir, I'm I'm look. Are you the financial person at
the church?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? I am. So what can I do for you?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm trying to get my money back that I put
in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one
hundred dollars back.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, what did you not get from your heart?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I gave from my heart? What I thought was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, help me, help you what you mean? What didn't happen?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What didn't happen? Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was
not there on Sunday, and y'all had this guest minister.
I mean, who ain't I ain't like him at all.
But the dog on the offering was before he even
got up to preach, so I didn't already gain my offer,
which was one hundred dollars, and then I didn't even
(02:13):
know Pastor wasn't Now you know what I'm saying. So
here I am giving one hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I
know I'm gonna get the word when Pastor that. But
y'all put this dude up. He's coming from Don't nobody
come from the book of Ruth no more? He was
at Ruth the Viticus. He was all over the place.
I want to get my one hundred dollars back. I
ain't giving to that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, how often
do you even come to church?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I come to church often. I mean, what does got
to do with anytime?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
When if you were coming little often and read the bulletin,
so you would have known that pastor took a vacation.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
be there.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church,
they know that, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I
need to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to
get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon
I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
for that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Well, Sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,
we donna do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
I have to wait your pastor get back in because
two people have to sign a check. I can't even
do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
even at work right now.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on
tomorrow and then we can go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, I'm not calling I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
I tell you what. You know what, you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars. Either it's
in a check or it's in cash. But you Spenster,
sister Forelicia Patterson, you're gonna give me my money?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Say what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up
there to get my one hundred dollars. Whether it's in
a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
What it is. He let me call you something. You
ain't get nothing from us. I doubt you call. He
ain't cuss me asking for some money. Bab you got
Now you're giving your money from your heart, and don't
not a whole up there preaching the word of God.
You give because you love God. You ever thought to
me like that, I'll strip you naked, Jimmy. You know what,
You better be glad this ain't twenty years ago, because
(04:15):
I'll cussed you from a causey But he's saying me
because you know, why are you gonna cushion? But I
tell you what I will do young man. You want
to say your name is again?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What I g brother Glenn?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
When I see you, I'm gonna give you don't right
for the fellowship? Do you hear me? Do you ain't
come up something? Because that's how you treat God's people.
You have been talking to me ignorance or picked up
the phone. You ain't saying hi, man, hey doing man?
Can you help me out now? You just start cussing,
hollering at me. You don't talk to people like that.
You don't even sound like a Christian.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Do you hear me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You want something?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
People? You ask? That's what the word that you have?
Not because you ask?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Not?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You don't call here hollering at me?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you hear me? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You're cussing at me. Oh Lord help me?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Can I sister? Police? Can I? I mean, I just
want to say something else to you your own man?
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You can't say nothing to me? But do you know
what you need to do?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Go get you some malice?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, yes, yes, yes ma'am. But I but it's one
more thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Ain't no more thing, ain't no one more.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Thing, okay, but I just I just wanted to tell
you this, sister Police.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I wanted I told you you ain't got going to tell.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I want to say
this though. This is Nephew tire me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sister Doris got me the
prank phone call you, sister police.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh my god, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Going to get donas.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yes I am Tommy, Yes, hello, even that with you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, ma'am, no, ma'am. Stevens out of here with me.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
prive and mama with sister dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, got to be privately.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Kill nobody here, but I got to share with her.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Just be Mehr and the lost Suster Police.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She's told me, she said, my girlfriend is blessed, highly
favor saved, and she said, I want you to see
if you can push her. But I did, Police, and
you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you who.
But you let me ask you something though twenty years
ago you you you it'd been a little different.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Ooh, twenty years ago, I got to pick you up
and dropped you back down, looked at.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You and walked off of you after I got you
cussing you out.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
But that was twenty years ago. Who thank the Lost
for deliver?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who oh man, Lord my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Legs, she's taking who.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Long Lord something, Sister Policia, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh, I musa say the Steed Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You got me?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Come on, you better get me some praise up in here.
You rolling this, you play too much.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I do agree.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You understand though, don't. Yes, yes, anybody won't.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Nobody speak of the day.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Come on, I came in here, Pastor, That's why I
came to hear, Pastor.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Thank I'm you with you. I'm with you, with you
right on that, Yes, sir Nephew, All.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Right, next up, y'all get ready to nephew was coming
to Birmingham, Alabama. Baby, August twenty ninth. It's Week zero Classic,
Week zero Classic, and it's the comedy Jam. It is myself,
it is Bill Bell Me. We got a special guest
out of Birmingham. The girl goes by the name of
mss B. She would be in the building holding it down,
and we will be at the Bockwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama.
(07:55):
You hear what I said. The Bockwell Auditorium, August twenty
Ninthias on sell right now. That's Valdosta State versus Clark.
That's University of West Alabama versus Fort Valley is gone
down Saturday. And yeah, the band's gonna be there. Me
and Bill gonna be there and it's gonna be great.
Stupid hickets on sell right now. All right, that's week
(08:18):
zero Classic in Birmingham and Alabama, August twenty ninth. Tickets
throw on sale right now.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Thank you nice.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Kicking off Labor Day weekend. Me and my boy Bill
billam yes.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
HBC you I love it.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Halftime.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Bill is just a good dude. You know he is good.
He is funny. He's a legend in the game too.
Here's a legend in the game, boy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He had the had most legendary club. I ever been
to the Peper mid Lounge in New Jersey. It ain't
what you want. It ain't what you want. You better
be ready. You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
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