October 22, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 got the word from some other guy and not the regular pastor so a reimbursement better happen!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is be careful who you cheat with. Okay,
we'll get into that and find out what that's a
word to the wise, be careful who you cheat with. Okay,
we'll get into it. Right now, the nephew is here
(00:22):
with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What you got for?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is net?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
This right here, Shirley is? I want my money back.
I want my money back. I think all of us
have gone to church and got there to the church
and got dressed and done all it take to get
down there and get there on time, and then past
ain't there. Now they got a guest past, and you
already know. Don't nobody like that? So I just don't
want to. When I put my money in my church,
(00:47):
I put it in because I'm thinking past are gonna
be there. So I want my money back. Yeah, what
I want my money back? Past, I ain't here today,
y'all ain't gat no notice. No, I want my money back.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I need to speak to sister Polici.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's right here? Is Glen? All right? This is Glenn.
I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to
Sister Felicia? But I have some please?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I got your number from one of the deacons at
the church.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, what deacon was that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't even know the deacon name. Listen when I'm
trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can
you reimburse me for some money that I put in
church on Sunday?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, Well, can you just calm down just a little.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Please, sir, I'm I'm look. Are you the financial person
at the church?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yes? I am. So what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm trying to get my money back that I put
in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one
hundred dollars back.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, what did you not give from your heart?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Okay, help help me help you what you mean did
what didn't happen? What didn't happen?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday,
and y'all had this guest minister come in who I
ain't like him at all. But the dog on the
offering was before he even got up to preach, so
I didn't already gain my offer, which was one hundred dollars.
And then I didn't even know Pastor wasn't. Now you
(02:14):
know what I'm saying. So here I am giving one
hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the
word when Pastor there. But y'all put this dude up.
He coming from Don't nobody come from the book of
Ruth no more. He was at Ruth the Viticus. He
was all over the place. I want to get my
one hundred dollars back. I ain't giving to that, sir.
Do you not read the bulletin?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I mean, Howlton, do you even come to church?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I come to church often. I mean, what does got
to do with anytime?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
When if you were coming a little often and read
the bulletins, or you would have known that pastor took
a vacation.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
be there.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church.
They know that, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I
need to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to
give my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon
I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
for that.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,
we donna do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
I have to wait your pastor get back in because
two people have to sign a check. I can't even
do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
even at work right now.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on
tomorrow and then we can go from there.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
I tell you what, you know what, you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars either. It's
in a check or it's in cash. But you suspensed,
Sister Forelica Patterson, You're gonna give me my damn money?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
You say, what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up
there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in
a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care
what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
He let me tell you something up. You ain't getting
nothing from us. Dot you call here and cut me
asking for some money.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Bab you got mad. You're giving your money from your
heart and done not a hook. De're preaching the word
of God. You give me because you love God. You ever
thought to me like that? I'll strip you naked, Jim,
And you know what, you better be glad this ain't
twenty years ago, because I'll accussed you from a causey butbody,
he's saying me because you know I ain't no cushion.
But I tell you what I will do, young man.
(04:24):
I see you want to say your name is again?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What I mean? I'm brother Glynn, Brother Glenn.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
When I see you, I'm gonna give you no right
for the fellowship?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Do you ain't comeing fuck something, because that's how you
treat God's people. You have been talking to me, ignocance.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I picked up the phone.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You ain't saying Hi, man a doing man? Keep heaving
that man? You just start cussing and hollering at me.
You don't talk to people like that. You don't even
sound like a Christian. You don't do that. Don't you
hear me? Right now? You want something from people?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You ask?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
That's what the word that you have not because you as.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not you'll call.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You're hollering at.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Me, don't you hear me? You you're cussing at me.
Oh Lord, help me?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can I, sister police? Can I say? I mean? I
just want to say something else to you? Your man?
Can I say something?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
You can't say nothing to me? But do you know
what you need to do? Go get you some malice?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one
more thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Ain't no one more thing, Ain't no one more.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thing, Okay, But I just I just wanted to tell
you this, sister police. I want to told you. You
got to tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I
want to say this though, This is nephew tire me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sister Doris
got me the prank phone call you such a police.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh my god, I am going to get don Yes,
I am Tommy.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It's a hello even you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is out here with me.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
prive and mama with sister Dolls. Yeah, got to be
private telling nobody here, but I got to share with her.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, it's gonna guess be me, her and the lost
ster police. She's hold. She say, my girlfriend is blessed,
highly favor saved. And she said, I want you to
see if you can push her. But I did, police,
and you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you,
but you let me ask you something though. Twenty years ago,
you you you it'd been a little different.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Ooh, twenty years ago. I got to pick you up
and dropped you.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Back down, looked at you and walked off of you
after I got you, cussing you out. But that was
twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, thank the Lord for delivering sho oh man, Lord,
my legs, she's shaking.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Who loo Lord, Sister police, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm gonna say the speed Harvey Morning Shot. You got me?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Where is the bishop?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Why is he not here?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Why?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Put I didn't put a couple hundred dollars in the church.
Oh no, you can't have my money like that. That
ain't that ain't how this work. He ain't anything. Y'all
already know. If sister pastor can't preach, y'all know that.
Y'all know they can't, and they can't wait to get
up there. And then when they do here, they come
with the same sermon they had last time. They let
them premn stop. Why, hey, man, you know what this is?
(07:55):
You never given been like sitting in church and they
passing the trade. Remember how was hed I used to
sit next to this man.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He was he was a big shot. He had a Cadillac,
so I always thought he was kind of something. And
when the tray came around, I would be watching to
see what he put in. He would put a fifty
in and hold it up real high, drop it down
in the plate, or either hand it to somebody. Hey,
past that fifty down down to the end, fucking man.
(08:23):
You know good hell well, the tray coming down here,
and I said, man showing off. Hey, hey, hey, y'all
put this fifty hand the hand that fifty to the man. Yeah,
tell him look down. He had me this dude, Wow,
I said, man, So that's why you and that's how
(08:44):
you act when you give fifty.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, because I had a nickel. My mama never gave
me a nickel. I had a nickel, So don't strong
for me nickel man there put it in. I was
more exciting to go across the street to the candy
st and get fa Then don't put nothing in the
trade that would pimp.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, thank you for you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subjects be careful who you cheat with. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is be careful who you cheat with. Okay,
we'll get into that and find out what that's a
word to the wise, be careful who you cheat with. Okay,
we'll get into it. Right now, the nephew is here
(00:22):
with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What you got for?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is net?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
This right here, Shirley is? I want my money back.
I want my money back. I think all of us
have gone to church and got there to the church
and got dressed and done all it take to get
down there and get there on time, and then past
ain't there. Now they got a guest past, and you
already know. Don't nobody like that? So I just don't
want to. When I put my money in my church,
(00:47):
I put it in because I'm thinking past are gonna
be there. So I want my money back. Yeah, what
I want my money back? Past, I ain't here today,
y'all ain't gat no notice. No, I want my money back.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I need to speak to sister Polici.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's right here? Is Glen? All right? This is Glenn.
I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to
Sister Felicia? But I have some please?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I got your number from one of the deacons at
the church.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, what deacon was that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't even know the deacon name. Listen when I'm
trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can
you reimburse me for some money that I put in
church on Sunday?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, Well, can you just calm down just a little.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Please, sir, I'm I'm look. Are you the financial person
at the church?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yes? I am. So what can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm trying to get my money back that I put
in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one
hundred dollars back.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, what did you not give from your heart?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Okay, help help me help you what you mean did
what didn't happen? What didn't happen?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday,
and y'all had this guest minister come in who I
ain't like him at all. But the dog on the
offering was before he even got up to preach, so
I didn't already gain my offer, which was one hundred dollars.
And then I didn't even know Pastor wasn't. Now you
(02:14):
know what I'm saying. So here I am giving one
hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the
word when Pastor there. But y'all put this dude up.
He coming from Don't nobody come from the book of
Ruth no more. He was at Ruth the Viticus. He
was all over the place. I want to get my
one hundred dollars back. I ain't giving to that, sir.
Do you not read the bulletin?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I mean, Howlton, do you even come to church?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I come to church often. I mean, what does got
to do with anytime?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
When if you were coming a little often and read
the bulletins, or you would have known that pastor took
a vacation.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
be there.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church.
They know that, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I
need to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to
give my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon
I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
for that.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,
we donna do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
I have to wait your pastor get back in because
two people have to sign a check. I can't even
do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
even at work right now.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on
tomorrow and then we can go from there.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
I tell you what, you know what, you know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars either. It's
in a check or it's in cash. But you suspensed,
Sister Forelica Patterson, You're gonna give me my damn money?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
You say, what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up
there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in
a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care
what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
He let me tell you something up. You ain't getting
nothing from us. Dot you call here and cut me
asking for some money.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Bab you got mad. You're giving your money from your
heart and done not a hook. De're preaching the word
of God. You give me because you love God. You ever
thought to me like that? I'll strip you naked, Jim,
And you know what, you better be glad this ain't
twenty years ago, because I'll accussed you from a causey butbody,
he's saying me because you know I ain't no cushion.
But I tell you what I will do, young man.
(04:24):
I see you want to say your name is again?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What I mean? I'm brother Glynn, Brother Glenn.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
When I see you, I'm gonna give you no right
for the fellowship?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Do you ain't comeing fuck something, because that's how you
treat God's people. You have been talking to me, ignocance.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I picked up the phone.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You ain't saying Hi, man a doing man? Keep heaving
that man? You just start cussing and hollering at me.
You don't talk to people like that. You don't even
sound like a Christian. You don't do that. Don't you
hear me? Right now? You want something from people?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You ask?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
That's what the word that you have not because you as.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not you'll call.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You're hollering at.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Me, don't you hear me? You you're cussing at me.
Oh Lord, help me?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can I, sister police? Can I say? I mean? I
just want to say something else to you? Your man?
Can I say something?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
You can't say nothing to me? But do you know
what you need to do? Go get you some malice?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one
more thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Ain't no one more thing, Ain't no one more.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thing, Okay, But I just I just wanted to tell
you this, sister police. I want to told you. You
got to tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I
want to say this though, This is nephew tire me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sister Doris
got me the prank phone call you such a police.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh my god, I am going to get don Yes,
I am Tommy.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It's a hello even you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is out here with me.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
prive and mama with sister Dolls. Yeah, got to be
private telling nobody here, but I got to share with her.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, it's gonna guess be me, her and the lost
ster police. She's hold. She say, my girlfriend is blessed,
highly favor saved. And she said, I want you to
see if you can push her. But I did, police,
and you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you,
but you let me ask you something though. Twenty years ago,
you you you it'd been a little different.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Ooh, twenty years ago. I got to pick you up
and dropped you.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Back down, looked at you and walked off of you
after I got you, cussing you out. But that was
twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, thank the Lord for delivering sho oh man, Lord,
my legs, she's shaking.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Who loo Lord, Sister police, I gotta ask you, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm gonna say the speed Harvey Morning Shot. You got me?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Where is the bishop?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Why is he not here?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Why?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Put I didn't put a couple hundred dollars in the church.
Oh no, you can't have my money like that. That
ain't that ain't how this work. He ain't anything. Y'all
already know. If sister pastor can't preach, y'all know that.
Y'all know they can't, and they can't wait to get
up there. And then when they do here, they come
with the same sermon they had last time. They let
them premn stop. Why, hey, man, you know what this is?
(07:55):
You never given been like sitting in church and they
passing the trade. Remember how was hed I used to
sit next to this man.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He was he was a big shot. He had a Cadillac,
so I always thought he was kind of something. And
when the tray came around, I would be watching to
see what he put in. He would put a fifty
in and hold it up real high, drop it down
in the plate, or either hand it to somebody. Hey,
past that fifty down down to the end, fucking man.
(08:23):
You know good hell well, the tray coming down here,
and I said, man showing off. Hey, hey, hey, y'all
put this fifty hand the hand that fifty to the man. Yeah,
tell him look down. He had me this dude, Wow,
I said, man, So that's why you and that's how
(08:44):
you act when you give fifty.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, because I had a nickel. My mama never gave
me a nickel. I had a nickel, So don't strong
for me nickel man there put it in. I was
more exciting to go across the street to the candy
st and get fa Then don't put nothing in the
trade that would pimp.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, thank you for you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subjects be careful who you cheat with. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening Morning Show
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