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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Happy Juneteenth, nephew?
What you got?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy June teen? Shirreley, You know I'm in the df W.
You got to show here tonight. You know I'm doing
getting ready to do the walk a little lady. This
morning was when Miss Opra Lee's annual June team walks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So you know I'm in the df W, and you
know what better prank to drop?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh huh, what better prank to play here? Dallas for
the work Texas?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Then the one and only Jasmine Crockett come on today?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why why not today? This is a wonderful decision. This
is I'm in the df W. This is where Jasmine
you know, uh does her thing? Yes, yes, this is
her spot, this is her stomping ground. Why not play
the Jasmine Crocket prank phone call?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Don't that makes sense?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I know her. I don't have to put represented. I
respect her. You were friends, I can say Jasmin's were friends.
You know. After I prank people, we become friends, y'all.
Is that how that works? That's how that works? Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I prank some of the best, all right, and we've
become very close friends. So Jasmine, this one's for you
right here on June team.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh no, tell me, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Don't do it, don't do it. Why would I not
cross the line? No, no, wow, we stepping.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Way beyond, Jasmine. If you listen, I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here you go, girl, Jasmine Crockett getting prank by the nephew.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Jasmine, Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This is Terrs. This is Charrs. I'm president over here
at OBB, out of the Dallas chapter is.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What is OBB? How did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, I got your number from Benjamin Crump. He gave
me your number. And OBB is our Black Businesses. I've
met you before. Then you work at lee Merrit's all
for for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That yeah, we worked together for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, okay, I was actually working at Least, but I
think you had just gotten there when I was leaving.
But I wanted to give you a call because here
at OBB we got a bit of a problem. Now.
We were about to get an award from the Dallas
Morning News. We was about to get up.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well no we didn't get it, So We was about
to get a Benchmark Business Award, which which came with
a two million dollar grant, but we could help a
whole lot of black businesses. Now the problem is we
was denied that, and they're saying they've denied us from
some some stupid that you said on TV. So they
saying that we got denied of a benchmark business award.
(02:42):
They supposed to give us two million dollars. Was gonna
help a lot of business with this, but that you
said on TV, and now they hesitant on giving black
organizations any kind of front.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What we ain't nothing that I said. It's probably something
that Trump then said, it ain't got nothing to do
with me.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
At the end of the day, we need you not
to say nothing for the next four years because this
gets created.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
A big problem.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't even know. Okay, I'm gonna have to direct
you to my staff. I only continued this conversation because
you said that you knew Benjamin Crump, and Crump is
like a big brother of mine. So if he gave
you my number, he does not do that lightly. So
I'm not really sure what's going on.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
A friend of mine. The problem is that that you're saying,
there is the problem that I got, and I'm trying
to get you to be quiet. For you, some of
these Republicans are good white folks. You know what I'm saying, Oh, oh,
we'll name them for me. I mean, I don't help them.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But nevertheless, but nevertheless, I don't know how you got
my number. And I'm gonna have to have a conversation
with Ben because we have never had this type of situation.
And I am sorry that you felt like I had
something to do with you losing your award. Listen, I
want all my black businesses to survive and thrive. So
(04:00):
if there's anything that we.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Can what are you doing and what are you doing?
What are you doing for black business? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I am listen, I do a ton. If you are
familiar with the leadership under Pete Budages with the Department
of Transportation, the things that we did was we tried
to insulate black businesses from an incoming an incoming crazy
regime like the one that we've had to make sure
that they could still get those contracts to be able
to go out and work on these big infrastructure projects
(04:28):
and things like that. And I honestly have a great
relationship with the black businesses in my community. I'm surprised
that I've never met you. I worked with the Black
Chamber of Business and we always do events together and
I would love to bring you in your organization after
the fall. But this I gotta go. But I you
can call my office and my staff can help you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So you got now, you ain't got time for black people.
You ain't got time to talk to me. Now, now
you've got to go. You got to run.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I always ask something, but but this is getting a
little bit more hostile then I typically to deal with.
Because if you've seen me, I know how to pop off,
and I don't want to pop off because I understand
your frustration. You're talking about losing two million dollars, so
I get it. I would rather be productive and figure
out how we can get that money back for you.
(05:15):
I know people at Dallas Morning News and so hopefully
I can assist you with that. But I can assure
you that that money doesn't have anything to do with me.
And anything that I've said, they saying this.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is they saying, this is behads. You definitely said you're
saying on TV. And this is the reason why this
is the reason why they're holding back on giving us
the grant, my form, my organization. Okay, And I'm sure
this problemly started when you got on there with that
white lady with that bleach blonde, bad beach body. When
you did that, that's probably what created the problem enough.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't think, so you know, honestly, that was a
white woman at work that disrespected me, and I got
nothing beloved when I bleach blind, bad built, bush body.
So if it offended you, I don't know, if you
blond or bleacher or a bad built I don't know,
but I will say that a lot of people were
(06:12):
happy that I stood up to a bully, and the
same way you and your organization are being bullied out
of y'all's money. I am going to absolutely make sure
that I fight those bullies back on your behalf. So
you should just take from that moment and recognize that
I cannot be pushed around by anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You messed up all our money, and you're trying now,
you're trying to figure out why I'm upset about it. Yeah,
I'm upset about it. I'm trying to get you to understand.
But really, honestly, for the next four year. We need
you to sit down and be quiet.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's what we really need you to do, sir, sir,
Like I mean, I don't want to fight. It sounds
like you want to fight.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But listen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
As a public servant, I am really trying to serve
the people. So just tell me how it is that
I can help you. Instead of fighting with me. What
we need to do is focus on how we're gonna
get you your money. And I am committed today.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Can I tell you one more thing before you go?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Absolutely, sir, I'm listening, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Do you know how crazy my life is?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And you are playing on my phone?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Serious?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Please?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Like I got people coming left and right complaining about
everything under the sun. Hey, you won't hear playing on
my phone? Like I don't even want to know how
and why? I legitimately don't even know. I don't even
want to know. But this takes the time.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh no, I know, but listen. Let me just say this.
We are behind you.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We love you one hundred percent, especially here the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But I come on, Jed, I had to get you.
I had to call I had to try that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
This is not what I needed. But uh, but I
guess I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One day.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yes, just tell me this. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Steve Harvey Morning Show, Jasmine I.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Got you, come on here, No, no, no, we apologize
on the behalf of the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Come on, God, you will go over the line, over
the line beyond you comedians. Let me say this right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Lone loone, Jason, we love you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Keep doing what you're doing. You are amazing out there.
You are representing us man, and you make us proud
to be black hanging there, and we are behind you
one thousand percent of everything that you're doing. And you
say what you want to say because you are saying
what a lot of us want to say.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, you are being heard and we appreciate you. You're listening.
Harvey Morning Show.
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Happy Juneteenth, nephew?
What you got?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy June teen? Shirreley, You know I'm in the df W.
You got to show here tonight. You know I'm doing
getting ready to do the walk a little lady. This
morning was when Miss Opra Lee's annual June team walks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So you know I'm in the df W, and you
know what better prank to drop?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh huh, what better prank to play here? Dallas for
the work Texas?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Then the one and only Jasmine Crockett come on today?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why why not today? This is a wonderful decision. This
is I'm in the df W. This is where Jasmine
you know, uh does her thing? Yes, yes, this is
her spot, this is her stomping ground. Why not play
the Jasmine Crocket prank phone call?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Don't that makes sense?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I know her. I don't have to put represented. I
respect her. You were friends, I can say Jasmin's were friends.
You know. After I prank people, we become friends, y'all.
Is that how that works? That's how that works? Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I prank some of the best, all right, and we've
become very close friends. So Jasmine, this one's for you
right here on June team.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh no, tell me, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Don't do it, don't do it. Why would I not
cross the line? No, no, wow, we stepping.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Way beyond, Jasmine. If you listen, I love you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here you go, girl, Jasmine Crockett getting prank by the nephew.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Jasmine, Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This is Terrs. This is Charrs. I'm president over here
at OBB, out of the Dallas chapter is.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What is OBB? How did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, I got your number from Benjamin Crump. He gave
me your number. And OBB is our Black Businesses. I've
met you before. Then you work at lee Merrit's all
for for a while.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That yeah, we worked together for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, okay, I was actually working at Least, but I
think you had just gotten there when I was leaving.
But I wanted to give you a call because here
at OBB we got a bit of a problem. Now.
We were about to get an award from the Dallas
Morning News. We was about to get up.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well no we didn't get it, So We was about
to get a Benchmark Business Award, which which came with
a two million dollar grant, but we could help a
whole lot of black businesses. Now the problem is we
was denied that, and they're saying they've denied us from
some some stupid that you said on TV. So they
saying that we got denied of a benchmark business award.
(02:42):
They supposed to give us two million dollars. Was gonna
help a lot of business with this, but that you
said on TV, and now they hesitant on giving black
organizations any kind of front.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
What we ain't nothing that I said. It's probably something
that Trump then said, it ain't got nothing to do
with me.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
At the end of the day, we need you not
to say nothing for the next four years because this
gets created.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
A big problem.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't even know. Okay, I'm gonna have to direct
you to my staff. I only continued this conversation because
you said that you knew Benjamin Crump, and Crump is
like a big brother of mine. So if he gave
you my number, he does not do that lightly. So
I'm not really sure what's going on.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
A friend of mine. The problem is that that you're saying,
there is the problem that I got, and I'm trying
to get you to be quiet. For you, some of
these Republicans are good white folks. You know what I'm saying, Oh, oh,
we'll name them for me. I mean, I don't help them.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But nevertheless, but nevertheless, I don't know how you got
my number. And I'm gonna have to have a conversation
with Ben because we have never had this type of situation.
And I am sorry that you felt like I had
something to do with you losing your award. Listen, I
want all my black businesses to survive and thrive. So
(04:00):
if there's anything that we.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Can what are you doing and what are you doing?
What are you doing for black business? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I am listen, I do a ton. If you are
familiar with the leadership under Pete Budages with the Department
of Transportation, the things that we did was we tried
to insulate black businesses from an incoming an incoming crazy
regime like the one that we've had to make sure
that they could still get those contracts to be able
to go out and work on these big infrastructure projects
(04:28):
and things like that. And I honestly have a great
relationship with the black businesses in my community. I'm surprised
that I've never met you. I worked with the Black
Chamber of Business and we always do events together and
I would love to bring you in your organization after
the fall. But this I gotta go. But I you
can call my office and my staff can help you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So you got now, you ain't got time for black people.
You ain't got time to talk to me. Now, now
you've got to go. You got to run.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I always ask something, but but this is getting a
little bit more hostile then I typically to deal with.
Because if you've seen me, I know how to pop off,
and I don't want to pop off because I understand
your frustration. You're talking about losing two million dollars, so
I get it. I would rather be productive and figure
out how we can get that money back for you.
(05:15):
I know people at Dallas Morning News and so hopefully
I can assist you with that. But I can assure
you that that money doesn't have anything to do with me.
And anything that I've said, they saying this.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is they saying, this is behads. You definitely said you're
saying on TV. And this is the reason why this
is the reason why they're holding back on giving us
the grant, my form, my organization. Okay, And I'm sure
this problemly started when you got on there with that
white lady with that bleach blonde, bad beach body. When
you did that, that's probably what created the problem enough.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't think, so you know, honestly, that was a
white woman at work that disrespected me, and I got
nothing beloved when I bleach blind, bad built, bush body.
So if it offended you, I don't know, if you
blond or bleacher or a bad built I don't know,
but I will say that a lot of people were
(06:12):
happy that I stood up to a bully, and the
same way you and your organization are being bullied out
of y'all's money. I am going to absolutely make sure
that I fight those bullies back on your behalf. So
you should just take from that moment and recognize that
I cannot be pushed around by anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You messed up all our money, and you're trying now,
you're trying to figure out why I'm upset about it. Yeah,
I'm upset about it. I'm trying to get you to understand.
But really, honestly, for the next four year. We need
you to sit down and be quiet.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's what we really need you to do, sir, sir,
Like I mean, I don't want to fight. It sounds
like you want to fight.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But listen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
As a public servant, I am really trying to serve
the people. So just tell me how it is that
I can help you. Instead of fighting with me. What
we need to do is focus on how we're gonna
get you your money. And I am committed today.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Can I tell you one more thing before you go?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Absolutely, sir, I'm listening, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Do you know how crazy my life is?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And you are playing on my phone?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Serious?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Please?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Like I got people coming left and right complaining about
everything under the sun. Hey, you won't hear playing on
my phone? Like I don't even want to know how
and why? I legitimately don't even know. I don't even
want to know. But this takes the time.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh no, I know, but listen. Let me just say this.
We are behind you.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We love you one hundred percent, especially here the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But I come on, Jed, I had to get you.
I had to call I had to try that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
This is not what I needed. But uh, but I
guess I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One day.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yes, just tell me this. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Steve Harvey Morning Show, Jasmine I.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Got you, come on here, No, no, no, we apologize
on the behalf of the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Come on, God, you will go over the line, over
the line beyond you comedians. Let me say this right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Lone loone, Jason, we love you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Keep doing what you're doing. You are amazing out there.
You are representing us man, and you make us proud
to be black hanging there, and we are behind you
one thousand percent of everything that you're doing. And you
say what you want to say because you are saying
what a lot of us want to say.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, you are being heard and we appreciate you. You're listening.
Harvey Morning Show.
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