May 29, 2023 • 9 mins
There is an immigration issue in The State of Tennessee. Fool #1 only wants to help.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Subject get a load of this, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
My best friend is just trying to help out. We'll
get into that a little later. Right now, the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for his neph.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's right, here's Johnson's Freedom Paper.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Johnson Freedom Paper.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yes, let's go KT.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's leet.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Yeah, this is him, Franklin.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How you doing today? My name is My name is
Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department of the
State of Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
H Yeah, how can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
I correct?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Born and raised in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Okay, Now do you do you still live in the
Tennessee area?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Are you in a different state? All right?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
That's it's still here. Oh, my family the only consint
he's still here, living good.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So here's what's going on. It's been brought through our
attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state
of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. And
I don't even know how to break this to you
or tell this to you, but it's been brought to
our attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the
state of tennessee last name Johnson for some reason. And
(01:30):
we're going to fix the problem. But for some reason
they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know, like there's
claws or something in some paperwork or whatever. But what
we need is we need all the Johnson's to come
in by six o' by six o'clock today so we
can try to take care of the problem. If not,
if all Johnson's that are not reported in by six
(01:52):
will have to get picked up.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I know this is a joke, like we even I
know this is Joe Baby, I'm free. Are you talking about? Like, well,
he's calling me talking about this, he's talking about the
Johnson's ain't free. What do you what are you talking about?
You tell Bumpy Johnson got for that. I don't let
anybody attacking Johnsons don uh no, sorry, this is this
(02:15):
is a real This is I know this is crazy
to get a phone call like this, but like I say,
and we got some paperwork here everybody's scramming around trying
to get to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The bottom of this. But the bottom line is we
need all the Johnson's to come in because right right now,
in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last
name of Johnson is free.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Right now, and get the got in. What are you
talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, I'm black, but yeah I'm black.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Are you free? Yeah, I'm free. So what are you
talking about? Coming to me talking about the since my
last name Johnson, my family got to come down to
immigration because we ain't free. What the hell are you
calling me? Talking about some crap like that?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Man, Okay, so the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,
but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
fix ahead of the census or something. I'm sorry, are
you the head.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Of the census? I know I'm not something like that, Like,
why are you probably talking about Johnson? You are some
uncle Thomas pulling me talking about Johnson that we ain't
free and we gotta come down. And he's threatening my family,
this guy.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I'm sure, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm not threatening you, all right? Like I said, my
name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
to fix the problem. You know me because your name
is Green. So y'all after the Johnson. Sure, I'm not
saying I'm better than you because my last name is Green.
I'm saying we have chle You are so saying that, Kyle,
mister Green, my name is Johnson.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
We come from a long line at Johnson's. And don't
let me have the brumtie Johnson on you? So you
so how he was cutting off soap? Don't play with them?
A okay?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Sure can we? I want to help you, and I
want to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping
nobody but yourself, mister.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Green, Uncle Tom, I sold y'all life in Jango, the
house fuller. I bet you want them light skins, green eyes,
turn Town are looking most big, a good head. I'm
black yet with you, I got a wide nose and
I'm proud to be black. And they're gonna have your
life and ask for me when I bring my my
family down there. You got some guys for nerves. It's
(04:32):
all this tobolism. My mother sus.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Sure can I struck you to come down the immigration.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
That Kyle sound like a life skinned mother, Kyle Green,
that sound license?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sure? Can I get you to come down the immigration
by now?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You can not have me come down. I'm gonna come
down there with my god. Oh hold bussy Johnson and
we're gonna turn it up.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, So is your wife last name Johnson too?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Don't worry about what my white class name is.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your
mother still living?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Don't worry about my mama still living? You don't have to.
I'm about to hang this guy showed up. He questioned me,
You're gone cross the line your life getting mother?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know
we got to We were trying to get as many
Johnson as be good to come in. Tell me Tommy
is the one that told us to call you. Okay, Franklin,
that's what told us to call you.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Boo.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Tommy said, you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and
get him on the line because he you know a
lot of the other Johnson's, and you can get them
all to come in.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That's what you think. You think. I'm not mother, been
going around the ball, but Johnson. That's how they came
over from Africa. It was one black mother took him
over to talk about they was going on vacation, and
they came one way over here. I'm not rounding them, though, God, Jo,
Who the hell is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Tommy?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Tommy said you would do? Tommy said you would be
cool with it. I don't know, no, God, Tommy, He
sounded like, well too, Okay, do you know do you
know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do
you know that's?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh? I got my blood brush up?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Hey man, oh Man, Hey Franklin, Yes, hey, Franklin, take
this out man. Your point Jay Rob is the one
that got me the frank phone call you man, Oh
he ain't.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
He ain't allowed over to the barbecue. Man. Was he
a whiskey? He was? He was he drinking some of
that whiskey when he caught you, man, I don't know
what it was.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
When I called him brother, he wanted me to make sure.
He frank Franklin, Jesus Christ, oh Man, And you gotta
tell me this right here, frank can give it to me, baby,
Franklin Johnson, you got to tell me this. What is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
the Lake.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
The Steve Harvey Show with nephew Tommy.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You went there on him, Hey Tommy, Tom Green talking Tommy,
tell me he had you shook up a little bit,
though he sounded he had you all balance a little
bit because he was seeious with it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, Bumpy Johnson, when he okay, oh you canna.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Come round up all the Johnsons. I ain't that blankety blank?
See you like skinning? Ain't you you? Probably one of
them light skinned tears howard looking ass.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Boy boy boy, good hair boy boy. He was mad.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He was hot.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Kyle Green, sound like, yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man, is your is your wife? Ma's Nate john don't
worry about my wife? Is your mother? Still? See man,
you don't cross the line now, man.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He was gonna come down there, and yeah, he was doubled.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It all the Johnsons to come down so we can
get these papers together. But y'all y'all not free got
that light Hold up?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Man?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Is you black?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah? Oh so you done got your uncle Tom asked?
Now you go round up. See that's you that that
you was on Jane go. He all his reference was
light skinned Tarres, Howard Jane Gold.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You a house in you, Uncle Tom. He had Tommy,
he was through with you, y'all. Father's Day weekend, that
is June eighteen. Father's Day weekend. It is earthquakes. Father's
Day Comedy show. That is what Donielle Rollins, Nephew, Tommy,
Tony Robertson, and Vanessa Fraction at the New Jersey Performing
Arts Center.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That is right pretty much New York, Jared and everybody
around the way, all the Burrows. The nephew ain't been
there in the minutes, so'll come check me out. Babies,
all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Up next, it's the Strawberry letter subject my best friend
is just trying to help out.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Subject get a load of this, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
My best friend is just trying to help out. We'll
get into that a little later. Right now, the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for his neph.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's right, here's Johnson's Freedom Paper.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Johnson Freedom Paper.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yes, let's go KT.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's leet.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Yeah, this is him, Franklin.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How you doing today? My name is My name is
Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department of the
State of Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
H Yeah, how can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
I correct?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Born and raised in Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Okay, Now do you do you still live in the
Tennessee area?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Are you in a different state? All right?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
That's it's still here. Oh, my family the only consint
he's still here, living good.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So here's what's going on. It's been brought through our
attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state
of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. And
I don't even know how to break this to you
or tell this to you, but it's been brought to
our attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the
state of tennessee last name Johnson for some reason. And
(01:30):
we're going to fix the problem. But for some reason
they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know, like there's
claws or something in some paperwork or whatever. But what
we need is we need all the Johnson's to come
in by six o' by six o'clock today so we
can try to take care of the problem. If not,
if all Johnson's that are not reported in by six
(01:52):
will have to get picked up.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I know this is a joke, like we even I
know this is Joe Baby, I'm free. Are you talking about? Like, well,
he's calling me talking about this, he's talking about the
Johnson's ain't free. What do you what are you talking about?
You tell Bumpy Johnson got for that. I don't let
anybody attacking Johnsons don uh no, sorry, this is this
(02:15):
is a real This is I know this is crazy
to get a phone call like this, but like I say,
and we got some paperwork here everybody's scramming around trying
to get to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The bottom of this. But the bottom line is we
need all the Johnson's to come in because right right now,
in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last
name of Johnson is free.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Right now, and get the got in. What are you
talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, I'm black, but yeah I'm black.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Are you free? Yeah, I'm free. So what are you
talking about? Coming to me talking about the since my
last name Johnson, my family got to come down to
immigration because we ain't free. What the hell are you
calling me? Talking about some crap like that?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Man, Okay, so the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,
but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
fix ahead of the census or something. I'm sorry, are
you the head.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Of the census? I know I'm not something like that, Like,
why are you probably talking about Johnson? You are some
uncle Thomas pulling me talking about Johnson that we ain't
free and we gotta come down. And he's threatening my family,
this guy.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I'm sure, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm not threatening you, all right? Like I said, my
name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
to fix the problem. You know me because your name
is Green. So y'all after the Johnson. Sure, I'm not
saying I'm better than you because my last name is Green.
I'm saying we have chle You are so saying that, Kyle,
mister Green, my name is Johnson.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
We come from a long line at Johnson's. And don't
let me have the brumtie Johnson on you? So you
so how he was cutting off soap? Don't play with them?
A okay?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Sure can we? I want to help you, and I
want to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping
nobody but yourself, mister.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Green, Uncle Tom, I sold y'all life in Jango, the
house fuller. I bet you want them light skins, green eyes,
turn Town are looking most big, a good head. I'm
black yet with you, I got a wide nose and
I'm proud to be black. And they're gonna have your
life and ask for me when I bring my my
family down there. You got some guys for nerves. It's
(04:32):
all this tobolism. My mother sus.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Sure can I struck you to come down the immigration.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
That Kyle sound like a life skinned mother, Kyle Green,
that sound license?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sure? Can I get you to come down the immigration
by now?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You can not have me come down. I'm gonna come
down there with my god. Oh hold bussy Johnson and
we're gonna turn it up.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, So is your wife last name Johnson too?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Don't worry about what my white class name is.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your
mother still living?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Don't worry about my mama still living? You don't have to.
I'm about to hang this guy showed up. He questioned me,
You're gone cross the line your life getting mother?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know
we got to We were trying to get as many
Johnson as be good to come in. Tell me Tommy
is the one that told us to call you. Okay, Franklin,
that's what told us to call you.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Boo.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Tommy said, you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and
get him on the line because he you know a
lot of the other Johnson's, and you can get them
all to come in.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That's what you think. You think. I'm not mother, been
going around the ball, but Johnson. That's how they came
over from Africa. It was one black mother took him
over to talk about they was going on vacation, and
they came one way over here. I'm not rounding them, though, God, Jo,
Who the hell is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Tommy?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Tommy said you would do? Tommy said you would be
cool with it. I don't know, no, God, Tommy, He
sounded like, well too, Okay, do you know do you
know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do
you know that's?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh? I got my blood brush up?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Hey man, oh Man, Hey Franklin, Yes, hey, Franklin, take
this out man. Your point Jay Rob is the one
that got me the frank phone call you man, Oh
he ain't.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
He ain't allowed over to the barbecue. Man. Was he
a whiskey? He was? He was he drinking some of
that whiskey when he caught you, man, I don't know
what it was.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
When I called him brother, he wanted me to make sure.
He frank Franklin, Jesus Christ, oh Man, And you gotta
tell me this right here, frank can give it to me, baby,
Franklin Johnson, you got to tell me this. What is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
the Lake.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
The Steve Harvey Show with nephew Tommy.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You went there on him, Hey Tommy, Tom Green talking Tommy,
tell me he had you shook up a little bit,
though he sounded he had you all balance a little
bit because he was seeious with it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, Bumpy Johnson, when he okay, oh you canna.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Come round up all the Johnsons. I ain't that blankety blank?
See you like skinning? Ain't you you? Probably one of
them light skinned tears howard looking ass.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Boy boy boy, good hair boy boy. He was mad.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He was hot.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Kyle Green, sound like, yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man, is your is your wife? Ma's Nate john don't
worry about my wife? Is your mother? Still? See man,
you don't cross the line now, man.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Sir.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He was gonna come down there, and yeah, he was doubled.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It all the Johnsons to come down so we can
get these papers together. But y'all y'all not free got
that light Hold up?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Man?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Is you black?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah? Oh so you done got your uncle Tom asked?
Now you go round up. See that's you that that
you was on Jane go. He all his reference was
light skinned Tarres, Howard Jane Gold.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You a house in you, Uncle Tom. He had Tommy,
he was through with you, y'all. Father's Day weekend, that
is June eighteen. Father's Day weekend. It is earthquakes. Father's
Day Comedy show. That is what Donielle Rollins, Nephew, Tommy,
Tony Robertson, and Vanessa Fraction at the New Jersey Performing
Arts Center.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That is right pretty much New York, Jared and everybody
around the way, all the Burrows. The nephew ain't been
there in the minutes, so'll come check me out. Babies,
all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Up next, it's the Strawberry letter subject my best friend
is just trying to help out.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.
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