July 21, 2023 • 8 mins
Only Fool #1 would call Keith Sweat out of his name! This is not a good look.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject
I taught this young man everything he knows. Okay, right now,
m m uh, the nephew is in the building with
today's prank phone call what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
For his nest? So I got to drop y'all down.
One of the classics here, uh in the name of
the prank is Q sweat. That's what it's got. It's
called sweat cat dog. Let's sweat it up. Let's go Hello,
I'm trying to reach manny Is this Manny? No?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The sain't Manny? Man this sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hey? This right? He ain't man? Wow? This what okay? Hey? Uh,
mister Keith. We got we got people down here. You're
supposed to be here at the record store, man, right
here in Harlem, and we got people wrapped around the building.
You're supposed to be here a sign in these CDs. Man,
But it's been over hour. These people have been standing
here waiting on y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, Man, I don't know nothing about no record store.
And and number two, I don't know nothing about doing signing.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Who set this up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Man? I don't know. I mean the name I was
given was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Man is my road manager. But he don't set things up.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man,
I mean normally, wasn't somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, well you know, we got to get this taken
care of. We got people wrapped around the building. We
got a table here laid out, we got pins and
everything for you to sign these CDs. Man, we got
one hundred people outside the store.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
My brother, Nobody told me about no no signings or
no nothing. Man. I mean, I don't know nothing about
no signing for real.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
We got people outside the building waiting for you to
arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm supposed to
tell these people?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice, Dude, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
First of all, I don't know even know who you
are calling me like this. I told you, man, I
just said nothing up man, And you know, I mean,
I don't even know who gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know what I'm saying. So, I mean I don't
have all this information was on the fax machine. I
got this as a contact number. Man. He is the
person I'm supposed to be talking to. And Missus Sweat
was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here is.
It's one fifteen, one twenty man, and you ain't here,
and we got people wrapped around the building. We've been
advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the
(02:28):
album dropped me that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
know nothing about a sign. And if I knew about
a signing or knew I had a sign and SASI,
I wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing around
like that. That's not what I do. But no one
informed me that nothing like this was going down today,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So okay, Well, look man, but now that you realize
people are here waiting. What are you gonna do what
I'm supposed to tell them?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean, you need to get.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You bag of that. You need you need to try
to try to get yourself down you know.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
First of all, I mean, you know, what did you
just say, y'all? I think you just called me I'm
a name my son?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What did you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Name? No? No, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
CDs for these people. Man, these people are here, they
wait their line, They've been waiting over an hour on you. Now,
this this is not gonna go good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This is dude.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We got your we got your CD almost on every
shelf that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm feeling you and I I understand now, I understand
what you're saying to me, but there's no way I
can get down there. Man, you just gonna have to
reschedule this. So we're gonna have to reschedule this. I
apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line is
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hold on, hold on a second, hold on miss Anderson's
this is missus sweat. He's saying he don't know anything
about being here. I'm telling him we got people all
wrapped all around the building. He don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear. I
said there's nothing I could do. I then said that
not to say that. Man, don't for words in my mouth,
My brother, what do you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Want me to be?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
All you got to do is we schedule it for
another time, man, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
to figure out again. We got people. Finn get mad
Man because you're not here. Okay, lover manny Man, he
needs his man he does. I don't say I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Nothing about that, man. I ain't got nothing to do
with that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
All I know is that nobody told me about that.
You know our call? And he and I asked, who said,
Because I don't do things unless I know where it's
coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All of you keep further off.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You don't talk to me like I'm your child. Man,
You know you keep saying there's no way I can
get my You know you're back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is supposed
to be one of the biggest days of our record store.
We got your CD on every shelf, and you you're
just so calm and collect like it's not a problem
with you.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man. Hold on, hold on, I want to say, take
all his damn seat off the shelf.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Every like yo, yo, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not
trying to disrespect you, dude, but you're really losing your mind.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Now you doing something you ain't got no business though. Man,
I still reschedule a situation. Man, you know tomorrow the day.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Only rescheduling when the album drops today.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, Well, so there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Who's the way wait, sound like you're raising your voice my.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Boys, man, because you now you disrespect me. You don't
call my phone going off like like like I'm somebody's child,
like I'm your child, dude, and you don't talk to
me like that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Man, Call on. So you can't stop what you're doing
and bring your butt down here to the record store
at what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, no, no, no, I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Man, What you're doing right now, that's so important. You
can't come man.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now. Dude,
I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
you like like like, I gotta explain to you why
I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
down there. I knew nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude.
You need to take this up somebody who scheduled this
because I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's a right and a wrong way to look right there,
the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
To do somebody, mister sweat man. Come on now, you
sang my songs, man, Come on, man.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, no trouble. So I'm just gonna go out here
and tell everybody in the line. Mister sweat don't want
to come, okay, and I'm taking all of the damn
ceds off the shelf because you don't want to stand
up and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Man, Okay, now you know what, man, You do what
you gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But Yo, who am I talking to you anyways?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
R he Man, Rahen Ryen, I work here at the store.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, Well, I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and
do what you get me to do, and I'll come
and see you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Dude. What what what you mean You're gonna see me?
What that means I see you?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'll see you. I'll see you. That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
Tommy said you was gonna come here, the one said
you was gonna come sign Tommy who now you Raheen Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Who the who the hell.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is the Tommy Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steel
Harby Morning Show. What I got you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Boy? Man? You know what man? Y'all tripping boy?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
For real?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You you don't even understand what you just getting?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Make me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You're crazy boys.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I mean, you know what I'm saying, y'all don't.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Have anything that is didn't for me. And that's what men.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I knew the album was dropping. Man, I said, I'm
getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man, I'm good man.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Boy, you crazy boy, man, Let me get off this
tall man.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Y'all do what boy? You don't even understand. I don't
swear man. I had to get your dog look at it.
You know. I know you got your show, but you
got to tell me what is the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Morning, The Steve Harvey Money Show. Man, get off my phone,
nephew time.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You did you know that I ain't look like that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can't play with everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I used to work for Keith with an F K
E K E I f L Keith or you can
do K E E L Keith.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That was funny, funny, King of Pranks.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Happy but lated birthday to our boy Keith Sweat Cave.
Oh we gotta go Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter subjects. I taught
this young man everything he knows. We'll get into it
right after this. You're listening hard Morning show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject
I taught this young man everything he knows. Okay, right now,
m m uh, the nephew is in the building with
today's prank phone call what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
For his nest? So I got to drop y'all down.
One of the classics here, uh in the name of
the prank is Q sweat. That's what it's got. It's
called sweat cat dog. Let's sweat it up. Let's go Hello,
I'm trying to reach manny Is this Manny? No?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The sain't Manny? Man this sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hey? This right? He ain't man? Wow? This what okay? Hey? Uh,
mister Keith. We got we got people down here. You're
supposed to be here at the record store, man, right
here in Harlem, and we got people wrapped around the building.
You're supposed to be here a sign in these CDs. Man,
But it's been over hour. These people have been standing
here waiting on y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, Man, I don't know nothing about no record store.
And and number two, I don't know nothing about doing signing.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Who set this up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Man? I don't know. I mean the name I was
given was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Man is my road manager. But he don't set things up.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man,
I mean normally, wasn't somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, well you know, we got to get this taken
care of. We got people wrapped around the building. We
got a table here laid out, we got pins and
everything for you to sign these CDs. Man, we got
one hundred people outside the store.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
My brother, Nobody told me about no no signings or
no nothing. Man. I mean, I don't know nothing about
no signing for real.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
We got people outside the building waiting for you to
arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm supposed to
tell these people?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice, Dude, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
First of all, I don't know even know who you
are calling me like this. I told you, man, I
just said nothing up man, And you know, I mean,
I don't even know who gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know what I'm saying. So, I mean I don't
have all this information was on the fax machine. I
got this as a contact number. Man. He is the
person I'm supposed to be talking to. And Missus Sweat
was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here is.
It's one fifteen, one twenty man, and you ain't here,
and we got people wrapped around the building. We've been
advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the
(02:28):
album dropped me that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
know nothing about a sign. And if I knew about
a signing or knew I had a sign and SASI,
I wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing around
like that. That's not what I do. But no one
informed me that nothing like this was going down today,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So okay, Well, look man, but now that you realize
people are here waiting. What are you gonna do what
I'm supposed to tell them?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean, you need to get.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You bag of that. You need you need to try
to try to get yourself down you know.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
First of all, I mean, you know, what did you
just say, y'all? I think you just called me I'm
a name my son?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What did you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Name? No? No, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
CDs for these people. Man, these people are here, they
wait their line, They've been waiting over an hour on you. Now,
this this is not gonna go good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This is dude.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We got your we got your CD almost on every
shelf that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm feeling you and I I understand now, I understand
what you're saying to me, but there's no way I
can get down there. Man, you just gonna have to
reschedule this. So we're gonna have to reschedule this. I
apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line is
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hold on, hold on a second, hold on miss Anderson's
this is missus sweat. He's saying he don't know anything
about being here. I'm telling him we got people all
wrapped all around the building. He don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear. I
said there's nothing I could do. I then said that
not to say that. Man, don't for words in my mouth,
My brother, what do you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Want me to be?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
All you got to do is we schedule it for
another time, man, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
to figure out again. We got people. Finn get mad
Man because you're not here. Okay, lover manny Man, he
needs his man he does. I don't say I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Nothing about that, man. I ain't got nothing to do
with that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
All I know is that nobody told me about that.
You know our call? And he and I asked, who said,
Because I don't do things unless I know where it's
coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
All of you keep further off.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You don't talk to me like I'm your child. Man,
You know you keep saying there's no way I can
get my You know you're back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is supposed
to be one of the biggest days of our record store.
We got your CD on every shelf, and you you're
just so calm and collect like it's not a problem
with you.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man. Hold on, hold on, I want to say, take
all his damn seat off the shelf.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Every like yo, yo, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not
trying to disrespect you, dude, but you're really losing your mind.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Now you doing something you ain't got no business though. Man,
I still reschedule a situation. Man, you know tomorrow the day.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Only rescheduling when the album drops today.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, Well, so there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Who's the way wait, sound like you're raising your voice my.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Boys, man, because you now you disrespect me. You don't
call my phone going off like like like I'm somebody's child,
like I'm your child, dude, and you don't talk to
me like that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Man, Call on. So you can't stop what you're doing
and bring your butt down here to the record store
at what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, no, no, no, I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Man, What you're doing right now, that's so important. You
can't come man.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now. Dude,
I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
you like like like, I gotta explain to you why
I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
down there. I knew nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude.
You need to take this up somebody who scheduled this
because I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's a right and a wrong way to look right there,
the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
To do somebody, mister sweat man. Come on now, you
sang my songs, man, Come on, man.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, no trouble. So I'm just gonna go out here
and tell everybody in the line. Mister sweat don't want
to come, okay, and I'm taking all of the damn
ceds off the shelf because you don't want to stand
up and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Man, Okay, now you know what, man, You do what
you gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But Yo, who am I talking to you anyways?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
R he Man, Rahen Ryen, I work here at the store.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, Well, I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and
do what you get me to do, and I'll come
and see you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Dude. What what what you mean You're gonna see me?
What that means I see you?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'll see you. I'll see you. That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
Tommy said you was gonna come here, the one said
you was gonna come sign Tommy who now you Raheen Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Who the who the hell.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is the Tommy Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steel
Harby Morning Show. What I got you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Boy? Man? You know what man? Y'all tripping boy?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
For real?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You you don't even understand what you just getting?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Make me.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You're crazy boys.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I mean, you know what I'm saying, y'all don't.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Have anything that is didn't for me. And that's what men.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I knew the album was dropping. Man, I said, I'm
getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man, I'm good man.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Boy, you crazy boy, man, Let me get off this
tall man.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Y'all do what boy? You don't even understand. I don't
swear man. I had to get your dog look at it.
You know. I know you got your show, but you
got to tell me what is the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Morning, The Steve Harvey Money Show. Man, get off my phone,
nephew time.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You did you know that I ain't look like that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can't play with everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I used to work for Keith with an F K
E K E I f L Keith or you can
do K E E L Keith.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That was funny, funny, King of Pranks.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Happy but lated birthday to our boy Keith Sweat Cave.
Oh we gotta go Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter subjects. I taught
this young man everything he knows. We'll get into it
right after this. You're listening hard Morning show
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