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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The
subject he who finds a wife. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about, because I have no
clue right now. That's coming up a little later. Right now,
it is time for the nephew in today's prank phone
call what you got for its nep You.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Know everybody has a work spile. He's a work wife
or work husband. You understand, Yeah, you know. Normally workwives
and work husbands they go out and have lunch together,
you know. And it just disturbs me while we at lunch.
When I'm at lunch with my work wife, her her
husband will come calling. Every time we are out to lunch.
(00:41):
Here he come calling. It disturbed. What do you want?
Why are you calling every lunch? What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You mad?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Try?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, because I'm your work wife.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You get mad when to call?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What do he want?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Ain't you had wales? Parkna?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Do what you got to do?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What did you do with you? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Counting people? Money? What did you want? You calling? Get
these people these home loans and move on? This is
work lunch. I think that's what let's tie level work
lunchtime date. I'm sorry, lunchtime date. There you lunchtime date.
Let's go catch down. Let's let's hurry up on a divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Allen.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, this is Alan.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek Man. Check
us out, bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Right yeah, yeah, baby? Something wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No no, no, no, no, no no. Work Just like I said, this,
Derek Man, I work with your wife, Rachel, right you
you you're a supervisor or something.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I mean you just this about work something. I mean,
she's doing a good job and everything.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
She ain't but no, no, no, everything's straight, man, Ain't
nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with the job.
This this right here, man is like what I know?
This man, And it's you know, it just seems like
every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break,
it seems like, you know, you would call and and
and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of
her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man,
(02:08):
I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just
seemed like you just cut in on all the time.
That I have that I had with her.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa ho hold up, hold up,
hold up, broad Wait you keep doing at lunch with
my lady son?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Like I said, you know, we just we're just spending time,
you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems so rude.
You know that rude?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Rude? You you? Okay? First of all, that's my lady, Okay,
I can call her whenever I feel like calling.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That's I pay for them till I bought that iPhone
five I could get call whatever please all right. Secondly,
you ain't got no business being with a married woman
alone at lunch. This ain't no date.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Y're supposed to be a work No, we are at work.
We call like I said, we call workers. You know,
it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting
in front of her, you know, we're supposed to be
having lunch together, and she talking to you the hole time?
What you get burn there there there?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
All right, Derek, you work at the same building up, Okay?
You you will work right now?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Huh? Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Y'all work in the same flows. I'm goin to come
and see you you kings about to jump off way
way different for you straight up?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Okay, son, let me ask you something, man, What is
the big deal? Understand?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You act like you don't see her. You look like
you don't see her when she get home, you know.
So why is it so important that you waste a
whole hour of bloodshime holding?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Anyway? Ain't waste my I'm talking to my lady. Okay,
you understand that. Why don't you go out there and
get it? And then you ain't got to worry about
sitting up in front of him, Lady, that's my wife.
I walked down the aisle with that. We got kids,
we got a house, we take headed. He helped me
hold it down. And this you you you ain't you know?
It's like you if you don't ever want to come
(03:49):
in and do but they got some always want to
come into somebody else wife, And why don't you do this?
Take take this advice and see would have worked have
worked for you? Go to love church, library, grocery store,
whatever to find your debt and you get you a chick.
You get her for a minute, you caught her for
(04:10):
a minute. You wrote man up for men. That's what
real men? Do You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
That's what I did.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's
my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front
of lunch with us every day for the past year.
I'll tell you what, bro, it may not be today,
it may not be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna
see me me and you're gonna have none of this
phone conversation. It's gonna be a face to face you all.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm saying, man, I ain't trying to come between y'all
at all. I'm not okay like I'm saying. I'm not
trying to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every
day you call him, man, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's what's right supposed to talk to every guy day.
That's what a real do. You don't know about that
because you are You ain't no real All you know
about it trying to holler at some street. Know what
it inst to put in work like a real man do,
to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
the family, the kids, and fixing the yards and fences.
(05:09):
And you don't know nothing about that. All you know
about is you know roch. Wife can't even go to work.
But I'm like you trying to step in and I
don't mean no guy, but that's okay. Like I promise
you I won't be there. You're gonna see me and
I will see you. You know, I'll tell you what
this house is gonna go. It may not be the night,
but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now
(05:30):
and then, you gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And I what's your son?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That means I would come see you by tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Son?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
My name? My name is there? Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I always want to people smiley face in my wife's face.
I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it. He can.
Please believe that. Please believe that. Talk to about a
little friend at lunch and like how he get mine up? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I got your number? How to Rachel phone? But that's
besides about farm, y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Ain't that cool?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I ain't never heard of no Dubts before the day
and what sething you calling me talking about? He was
at lunch every day with wife and.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You dog It's a friendly lunch date, is what it is?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
How you just do friendly? I know about all that.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You ain't fooling me.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Got no like you who pray on married women all
the time because they like you. But that's like I said,
it's gonna change shoe.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you
don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Up on the more than me Tommy tom Who's Tommy?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Tommy is always pushing up on her? Tommy the one
you need to be worried about.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You have Tommy? Who who's Tommy? Any dog?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Dog dog? Nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steel hob and Morning Show. Your
wife Rachel got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh can't believe y'all did this?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh, I could have come down to.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You are man? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I am now? Well you don't also gonna burn that
building down. You don't even know. I'm like Pete, tell
me this. This is my prediction. Somebody gonna suck you
up for real. You just play much man, y'all tripping?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh hey, man, take it out. You got to tell
me this man, what is the baddest radio show in
the lane?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show Man.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Of course, all your work spouses out there, y'all know
how I know.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I know I'm mad because you're at work with someone
else's wife and their husband keeps calling.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What do we want?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Keep you out ranked?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You outranked?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You doing said when we at work?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes, you're listening to the Dave Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
H