March 8, 2018 • 9 mins
Nephew Tommy pranks the Make a Wish Ministry into thinking his last wish is to sleep with his wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right. We were underlying Steve with Teresa on this
International Women's Day. Um, Teresa, sorry I had to cut
you off. Dollar. Could you repeat what you're saying for
as please? Sure? What I was saying, Stephen, thank you
for your consideration is that women should empower each other.
(00:22):
When you move up a corporate ladder or just a
local ladder of authority or professionalism, and a sister comes
in there and you are able to help them, don't
be snobbers. Don't be like I arrived or you know,
who were you or you're you'll be low. Let's empower
and help each other, to strass each one, each one.
(00:46):
You know. I'm sorry to keep you keep keep talking back.
I just feel that we we can run this thing.
We are smart, we are intelligent, we are strong women,
especially black women. We know how to do it, where
to do it, and where to do it. So let's
do it and empower each other to not bring each
(01:06):
other down, each other up. That's all I need to say.
That's right, and you it's important, you know. That's that's
what happens man to a lot of us, not just
to women, but for women. I can understand exactly where
(01:28):
she's coming from because we get to where we're going,
and I don't know if we think that if we're
the only one there that had to keep us special,
or we don't want to show nobody else how to
do it. My mom always said, God don't bless you
to get a house up on the hill, and you
don't show nobody else how to get up on the hill,
both r and so. What she's saying is it's just
(01:50):
to get people to help one another, to show him
how it's done. Reach back to each one. You know,
she's right, She's right, all right. Now you it is
your turn before we do that. Coming up at the
top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's
today's Strawberry letter. Subject it's so good I can't even
think straight. Uh, But nephew, it's your turn with today's
(02:15):
you know, since it's late to day, this is make
a wish ministry Wish Baptist. This is Terrence Man. Help
you please, brother Terence. Yeah, how you doing? I got
your uh your number? You you with the over the church.
You went to make a wish ministry. Yes, i am,
I'm help you well, looten, I'm I'm actually uh, I'm
(02:38):
I'm terminally ill, brother, brother Terrence, and I don't you know,
as far as what the doctors tell me, it could
be six months, another year. But I know my time
here is definitely limited, you know when. I'm sorry to
hear that, But we're definitely here to help you out
with whatever you need, whatever we can help you with.
(03:01):
So what can we do for you? Well? You know,
I I truly believe that sometimes people have and you know,
I've seen one of the more movies they got with it,
you Gotta bucket list or whatever they called it. You know,
people trying to do things before they leave here. I
guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out what
I could do and what I wanted to do before
I left this world and went on to what he
(03:23):
has for me next. You know, I don't believe in
doing anything unless it's preyed on first. Oh yeah, if
you don't mind, maybe you can. Uh, you know, before
I even tell you my wish, we were prayed that
the wish would come true. You you you you're not
doing anything like that. Oh no, I don't mind praying.
That's what we're here. Five now your head with yes, yes, yes,
(03:46):
sir is your head back, Yes, sir, yr sir here
other God, we come to you in the armless way.
We know how Lord, we asked you to touch this
young man and every which way you hurt. And then
we asked shoot to deliver him for whatever is going
on with him and let him know that we the
church is here to help him with whatever his needs
(04:08):
is in his last days. And Jesus name, I pray
say amen, with gonna do it here? Now you remember
the church here of Newton, Well I was a member.
I still consider myself. Remember it's just been quite sometimes
probably over a year and after two years since I've
(04:28):
been able to come, you know, through to my my illness.
But definitely I will remember that. Well, that's all right.
We're not worried about all that. We're just here to
take care of your last and final wish. That's what
our minister is for. You know. We helps people with
with with anything they need, you know, like that, what
what what all I mean when when people call and
(04:50):
won't say what all of you you all, what all
of y'all helped him with? Well, we've helped them with
their rent um, take them to the store, help them
with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass,
anything like that they just can't do. Take them to
the doctor's appointment. Anything we'd like to help them with,
we do exactly. Then, Okay, well I I pretty much
(05:15):
got those things taken care of. I think what I'd
like to do between you and and and myself body.
And I've never told anyone what I'm about to tell you.
I've never been with a with with a woman before.
I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, but I've never been
(05:35):
with a woman. Well, I guess that might be a blessing.
You might you might be praire. That's a good thing. Well,
you know, but sometimes you know, I give before I leave.
I guess that's a desire that I have. And and
and uh, what I wanted to ask you was there
is a lady there at the church and before I leave,
(05:57):
I think that's the woman that I would actually like
to to be with. Well, I don't know if make
a wish ministry can support that kind of stuff, but
go ahead, let me hear. Okay that the lady that
I'm I'm actually interested in actually, uh, she works at
the church too. We'll not see. She's kind of a
(06:18):
tall what. She's about five nine and she's probably about
a size eight, beautiful long leagues man and and and
and sandy type of hair, sandy color for sandy brown
man and I mean she looked like caramel. Hold on
a minute, what's her name? I think her name Linda?
(06:39):
Now hold on, that's my wife? What you mean go ahead? See? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait sending your wife? Yeah,
that's my wife. You s what do you mean? Listen,
y'all are ministry now? Now if y'all supposed to be
taking care of people, don't make a wish and and
taking care of what they want before they leave this world?
(07:00):
If that's my wish, what is the problem listening here?
You didn't cross every line there was about this man,
So I don't give a damn about it. I'm you're
talking about sleeping with my like if I see you're
gonna do something to you. They ain't gonna even be
able to recognize you. So what the you talk about?
Missing with my wife? Son of a call? Missing them
to myself? And see it? You know I have a problem.
(07:20):
Wouldn't helping me make my wish come true? Right? They
didn't calling? You won't call nobody else. That would be
the last call you make. I thought y'all were here
to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves and vote
they leave this world. You talk about sleeping with my wife?
Are you crazy? But but if I'm gonna leave here,
(07:41):
ain't nobody gonna know? But you want hut? I don't
care if you die. I don't care. You ain't sleeping
with my wife and your food with her. You probably
gonna go ahead and die quicker than you need to.
I thought this was a ministry. I don't think you
Now you're over. They're telling me about ding y'all supposed
to be a ministry that helps people. But the literal
word what it is. But you're talking about sleeping with
(08:03):
my wife. You got an illness, but something must be
wrong with your brain talking about missing with man? What
ain't nobody do even know? I think with your wife
wants something gonna there ain't gon people the tool y'all.
At least you would have helped me before. I know.
I can't help you with nothing. And let me tell
you something. I'm not the preacher, I'm not the past
I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them. But
if you mentioned my wife. You're gonna know who I am.
(08:24):
I'm gonna be the undertake or do you understand? I
hear what's you saying? But I got one more thing
I need to tell you about who I am? Who
asked you? Isn't it to go ahead? He let me?
This is from the Steve Harvey Morning Your wife ends up,
y'all me the phrase show y'all tell you ain't regarding
(08:50):
this is it's recorded. Every less bit of hammers ain't
gonna here. This is Oh god, I got one more thing.
And what what is the baddest and I mean the
boo radio show in the land, Stave Harvey Morning Show.
(09:12):
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
All right. We were underlying Steve with Teresa on this
International Women's Day. Um, Teresa, sorry I had to cut
you off. Dollar. Could you repeat what you're saying for
as please? Sure? What I was saying, Stephen, thank you
for your consideration is that women should empower each other.
(00:22):
When you move up a corporate ladder or just a
local ladder of authority or professionalism, and a sister comes
in there and you are able to help them, don't
be snobbers. Don't be like I arrived or you know,
who were you or you're you'll be low. Let's empower
and help each other, to strass each one, each one.
(00:46):
You know. I'm sorry to keep you keep keep talking back.
I just feel that we we can run this thing.
We are smart, we are intelligent, we are strong women,
especially black women. We know how to do it, where
to do it, and where to do it. So let's
do it and empower each other to not bring each
(01:06):
other down, each other up. That's all I need to say.
That's right, and you it's important, you know. That's that's
what happens man to a lot of us, not just
to women, but for women. I can understand exactly where
(01:28):
she's coming from because we get to where we're going,
and I don't know if we think that if we're
the only one there that had to keep us special,
or we don't want to show nobody else how to
do it. My mom always said, God don't bless you
to get a house up on the hill, and you
don't show nobody else how to get up on the hill,
both r and so. What she's saying is it's just
(01:50):
to get people to help one another, to show him
how it's done. Reach back to each one. You know,
she's right, She's right, all right. Now you it is
your turn before we do that. Coming up at the
top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's
today's Strawberry letter. Subject it's so good I can't even
think straight. Uh, But nephew, it's your turn with today's
(02:15):
you know, since it's late to day, this is make
a wish ministry Wish Baptist. This is Terrence Man. Help
you please, brother Terence. Yeah, how you doing? I got
your uh your number? You you with the over the church.
You went to make a wish ministry. Yes, i am,
I'm help you well, looten, I'm I'm actually uh, I'm
(02:38):
I'm terminally ill, brother, brother Terrence, and I don't you know,
as far as what the doctors tell me, it could
be six months, another year. But I know my time
here is definitely limited, you know when. I'm sorry to
hear that, But we're definitely here to help you out
with whatever you need, whatever we can help you with.
(03:01):
So what can we do for you? Well? You know,
I I truly believe that sometimes people have and you know,
I've seen one of the more movies they got with it,
you Gotta bucket list or whatever they called it. You know,
people trying to do things before they leave here. I
guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out what
I could do and what I wanted to do before
I left this world and went on to what he
(03:23):
has for me next. You know, I don't believe in
doing anything unless it's preyed on first. Oh yeah, if
you don't mind, maybe you can. Uh, you know, before
I even tell you my wish, we were prayed that
the wish would come true. You you you you're not
doing anything like that. Oh no, I don't mind praying.
That's what we're here. Five now your head with yes, yes, yes,
(03:46):
sir is your head back, Yes, sir, yr sir here
other God, we come to you in the armless way.
We know how Lord, we asked you to touch this
young man and every which way you hurt. And then
we asked shoot to deliver him for whatever is going
on with him and let him know that we the
church is here to help him with whatever his needs
(04:08):
is in his last days. And Jesus name, I pray
say amen, with gonna do it here? Now you remember
the church here of Newton, Well I was a member.
I still consider myself. Remember it's just been quite sometimes
probably over a year and after two years since I've
(04:28):
been able to come, you know, through to my my illness.
But definitely I will remember that. Well, that's all right.
We're not worried about all that. We're just here to
take care of your last and final wish. That's what
our minister is for. You know. We helps people with
with with anything they need, you know, like that, what
what what all I mean when when people call and
(04:50):
won't say what all of you you all, what all
of y'all helped him with? Well, we've helped them with
their rent um, take them to the store, help them
with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass,
anything like that they just can't do. Take them to
the doctor's appointment. Anything we'd like to help them with,
we do exactly. Then, Okay, well I I pretty much
(05:15):
got those things taken care of. I think what I'd
like to do between you and and and myself body.
And I've never told anyone what I'm about to tell you.
I've never been with a with with a woman before.
I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, but I've never been
(05:35):
with a woman. Well, I guess that might be a blessing.
You might you might be praire. That's a good thing. Well,
you know, but sometimes you know, I give before I leave.
I guess that's a desire that I have. And and
and uh, what I wanted to ask you was there
is a lady there at the church and before I leave,
(05:57):
I think that's the woman that I would actually like
to to be with. Well, I don't know if make
a wish ministry can support that kind of stuff, but
go ahead, let me hear. Okay that the lady that
I'm I'm actually interested in actually, uh, she works at
the church too. We'll not see. She's kind of a
(06:18):
tall what. She's about five nine and she's probably about
a size eight, beautiful long leagues man and and and
and sandy type of hair, sandy color for sandy brown
man and I mean she looked like caramel. Hold on
a minute, what's her name? I think her name Linda?
(06:39):
Now hold on, that's my wife? What you mean go ahead? See? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait sending your wife? Yeah,
that's my wife. You s what do you mean? Listen,
y'all are ministry now? Now if y'all supposed to be
taking care of people, don't make a wish and and
taking care of what they want before they leave this world?
(07:00):
If that's my wish, what is the problem listening here?
You didn't cross every line there was about this man,
So I don't give a damn about it. I'm you're
talking about sleeping with my like if I see you're
gonna do something to you. They ain't gonna even be
able to recognize you. So what the you talk about?
Missing with my wife? Son of a call? Missing them
to myself? And see it? You know I have a problem.
(07:20):
Wouldn't helping me make my wish come true? Right? They
didn't calling? You won't call nobody else. That would be
the last call you make. I thought y'all were here
to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves and vote
they leave this world. You talk about sleeping with my wife?
Are you crazy? But but if I'm gonna leave here,
(07:41):
ain't nobody gonna know? But you want hut? I don't
care if you die. I don't care. You ain't sleeping
with my wife and your food with her. You probably
gonna go ahead and die quicker than you need to.
I thought this was a ministry. I don't think you
Now you're over. They're telling me about ding y'all supposed
to be a ministry that helps people. But the literal
word what it is. But you're talking about sleeping with
(08:03):
my wife. You got an illness, but something must be
wrong with your brain talking about missing with man? What
ain't nobody do even know? I think with your wife
wants something gonna there ain't gon people the tool y'all.
At least you would have helped me before. I know.
I can't help you with nothing. And let me tell
you something. I'm not the preacher, I'm not the past
I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them. But
if you mentioned my wife. You're gonna know who I am.
(08:24):
I'm gonna be the undertake or do you understand? I
hear what's you saying? But I got one more thing
I need to tell you about who I am? Who
asked you? Isn't it to go ahead? He let me?
This is from the Steve Harvey Morning Your wife ends up,
y'all me the phrase show y'all tell you ain't regarding
(08:50):
this is it's recorded. Every less bit of hammers ain't
gonna here. This is Oh god, I got one more thing.
And what what is the baddest and I mean the
boo radio show in the land, Stave Harvey Morning Show.
(09:12):
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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