July 31, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 calls a man to tell him that he is marrying his daughter. Isn't it more appropriate to ask?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why
can't I say that another man is blessed?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll find out why you can't say it.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I know I'm blessed, true, but your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can't say another man is blessed. Come on now, no, no,
we'll find out about that one coming up in just
a few because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You know, sometimes you gotta break the ice to some
people and you gotta let him know what's going on.
So let's call this girl dad and go on and
tell him me and your baby getting married. Me and
your baby getting married. That's what it is. What it is.
Time to talk to the daddy. Let's go, cat dog,
me and your baby getting married.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read, mister. Yes, mister,
how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make
you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,
I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well, I wanted
to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you
and let you know who I was. My name is
(01:11):
Jeff jeffl And I've been seeing Crystal, uh, you know,
pretty much like the last five to six months, and
I wanted to let you know that I'm very very
interested and you and I know this is kind of
crazy for you to get a phone call for me,
but I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I
(01:33):
want to do it. You know. I just wanted to
do the man thing and just reach out to your
man and say I'm really interested in and uh in
marrying your.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What did? My name is Jeff jeffl.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, Jeff Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter,
and my daughter has never ever mentioned you every day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow, I don't know what that's about. But it's been
like about five close to six months that me and
Christal being you know, going out, you know, up here
at the school. But what I wanted to do is
tell you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
I'm really really interested in May Christal. You know, I
(02:23):
want I really do want Christal to be my wife.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well again, I've never heard of you before, and my
daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
anybody right now. My daughter's in grad school.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I understand that. And you know, we you know, it's
been you know, we've been you know, a little back
and forth for whatever. But you know, the main thing
is me and Christal really, you know, we really, we
really do love each other. Miss I want to And
if you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Love my daughter, she would have told me that she
was in love with someone.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, you know what, you know. And maybe it's a
situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little
uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
My daughter can talk to me about anything.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
We talk every day, right right, just like you. I
talk to my daughter every.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My daughter? Fifteen?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hold hold on a minute, man, You said your daughter
was fifteen, right right?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, Well how old are you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm forty six, forty six?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You forty six years old? You want a man my
twenty five year old daughter?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Hey, let me say this right here. Love ain't got
no limit, man, And I understand you know, I was
a little shocked at first about the age difference between us,
but you get you know what, man shocked to me? Okay,
and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain
to you, man is dead. It comes a time. Man.
(03:49):
You just don't know what's gonna happen. Man, Love just
love is love.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Man, And you've been locked up on parole at the
university on work release and let my daughter.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I want with you, man, i'ma I'm gonna say this, man,
Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, man, you calling me at the blood dollars. Look, man,
I never worked. I got a lot of work on
my damn best and you calling me telling me a
former jailbird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five
year old daughter. And you damn there at fifty you
damn it in my age you want to marry my daughter. Man,
I am not trying to talk to you about. What
I need to do is I need to talk to
(04:26):
Crystal and get to the bottom of dest That's what
the hell I need to do.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And I understand that you was probably gonna I want
to talk to m and I ain't got no problem
with that. What I'm trying to explain to you is that, man,
love ain't got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened.
Crystal loved me. I love her, and it is what
it is. I just wanted to try to get your
blessings on this.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You can't get my questions lost. Man, he jail gonna
marry my daughter. Now, my daughter's been a private school.
I love damn life. She's gonna dances all four years
of college and she's going on to grad school. And
now you're gonna marry my daughter. You now on you're
working least.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hey, mister, I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying
to explain to you that you know what, Man, Sometimes
love is right the second time around. You understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
What the hell you mean the second time?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I got kids already. What I'm trying to say is
it didn't work out with me on the first time.
What I wanted to do, man, is just call you
and solidify the culinary experience.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That you're doing. Duode, What the hell are you talking
about it?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Look?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, look, look, look, I gotta talk to my daughter.
I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find out what
the hell is going on, because look, man, I'm not
even trying to have this conversation with you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And I look comparents, I understand on that, I understand
what you're saying. What I want to say to you
was just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if
you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat low
and make sure that we do mess.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Look here, you ain't doing a thing with my daughter
unless it's my hent. Here, man, you ain't doing my God,
I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing.
I'm gonna call my daughter final who you really lost
your mind? You think your old jail bird is gonna
(06:13):
be marrying my daughter. My daughter's got a future you
ain't got The hell is wrong with you? You low mine.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm not finishing and go back and forth with you
miss me and Crystal getting married.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This will not happen under any circumstances.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mine, club what you think the circumstances are mea Crystal
getting married? That's it not to love?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I know what the hell you think you are.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You know what has gotta be? I got one more
thing I need to say in there. Me and Crystal
just gonna come over there and drive down there and
tell you exactly what's going on in our life right now.
You got to say to me, are you listening to me?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yes? You got to say to me.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm outside my job. People look at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Man, your baby girl just wanted to put a smile
on your face. Man, I gotta ask you, what is
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, man.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm gonna get ask.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Come on, I need it. I need it this morning.
I need it. I need it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
August thirty first.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
August thirty first is Buffalo, New York at the Shade Theater.
That's a shape performing on theater that Buffalo, New York.
Tickets are on salor all ticket Master outlets. I'm looking
for everybody to put your white on Buffalo, New York.
Get your white together. That's off white, real white, Clorox white,
whatever white were wearing white. Okay, ooh I did good
(08:07):
with my ws right there, all right. It's at the
Shade the Shade Theater August thirty first, that's Labor Day weekend.
That is the Nephew Timey House Party Comedy Jam. You
don't want to miss it. The next stop, the next
stop for the house Party Comedy Jam is in Augusta, Georgia,
September sixth, at the Middle of Theater. The Nephew is
coming to town. So Augusta, get ready, y'all ain't playing golf.
(08:30):
This this this at that time, we we we were
throwing jokes. You understand what I'm saying. That's the Middle
of Theater, Augusta, Georgia. Tickets are on sale at e
TIS that's e t i X dot com. E T
i X dot com. The Nephew is coming to Augusta, Georgia.
I think I can go out there and play at
the same golf course that they held the Masters. You
think I'll be able to do that? That's not think
(08:52):
that will definite If it's by some of your relatives
in one of these cities. I don't want to be it,
but go ahead. What are they supposed to do in Buffalo?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
They got the White House.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
They supposed to call ticket Master and get them some tickets.
That's what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, hooking them up. Coming up next Strawberry letter
subject why can't I say that another man is blessed?
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why
can't I say that another man is blessed?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll find out why you can't say it.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I know I'm blessed, true, but your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can't say another man is blessed. Come on now, no, no,
we'll find out about that one coming up in just
a few because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You know, sometimes you gotta break the ice to some
people and you gotta let him know what's going on.
So let's call this girl dad and go on and
tell him me and your baby getting married. Me and
your baby getting married. That's what it is. What it is.
Time to talk to the daddy. Let's go, cat dog,
me and your baby getting married.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read, mister. Yes, mister,
how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make
you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,
I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well, I wanted
to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you
and let you know who I was. My name is
(01:11):
Jeff jeffl And I've been seeing Crystal, uh, you know,
pretty much like the last five to six months, and
I wanted to let you know that I'm very very
interested and you and I know this is kind of
crazy for you to get a phone call for me,
but I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I
(01:33):
want to do it. You know. I just wanted to
do the man thing and just reach out to your
man and say I'm really interested in and uh in
marrying your.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What did? My name is Jeff jeffl.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, Jeff Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter,
and my daughter has never ever mentioned you every day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow, I don't know what that's about. But it's been
like about five close to six months that me and
Christal being you know, going out, you know, up here
at the school. But what I wanted to do is
tell you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
I'm really really interested in May Christal. You know, I
(02:23):
want I really do want Christal to be my wife.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well again, I've never heard of you before, and my
daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
anybody right now. My daughter's in grad school.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I understand that. And you know, we you know, it's
been you know, we've been you know, a little back
and forth for whatever. But you know, the main thing
is me and Christal really, you know, we really, we
really do love each other. Miss I want to And
if you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Love my daughter, she would have told me that she
was in love with someone.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, you know what, you know. And maybe it's a
situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little
uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
My daughter can talk to me about anything.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
We talk every day, right right, just like you. I
talk to my daughter every.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My daughter? Fifteen?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hold hold on a minute, man, You said your daughter
was fifteen, right right?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, Well how old are you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm forty six, forty six?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You forty six years old? You want a man my
twenty five year old daughter?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Hey, let me say this right here. Love ain't got
no limit, man, And I understand you know, I was
a little shocked at first about the age difference between us,
but you get you know what, man shocked to me? Okay,
and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain
to you, man is dead. It comes a time. Man.
(03:49):
You just don't know what's gonna happen. Man, Love just
love is love.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Man, And you've been locked up on parole at the
university on work release and let my daughter.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I want with you, man, i'ma I'm gonna say this, man,
Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, man, you calling me at the blood dollars. Look, man,
I never worked. I got a lot of work on
my damn best and you calling me telling me a
former jailbird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five
year old daughter. And you damn there at fifty you
damn it in my age you want to marry my daughter. Man,
I am not trying to talk to you about. What
I need to do is I need to talk to
(04:26):
Crystal and get to the bottom of dest That's what
the hell I need to do.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And I understand that you was probably gonna I want
to talk to m and I ain't got no problem
with that. What I'm trying to explain to you is that, man,
love ain't got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened.
Crystal loved me. I love her, and it is what
it is. I just wanted to try to get your
blessings on this.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You can't get my questions lost. Man, he jail gonna
marry my daughter. Now, my daughter's been a private school.
I love damn life. She's gonna dances all four years
of college and she's going on to grad school. And
now you're gonna marry my daughter. You now on you're
working least.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hey, mister, I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying
to explain to you that you know what, Man, Sometimes
love is right the second time around. You understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
What the hell you mean the second time?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I got kids already. What I'm trying to say is
it didn't work out with me on the first time.
What I wanted to do, man, is just call you
and solidify the culinary experience.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That you're doing. Duode, What the hell are you talking
about it?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Look?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, look, look, look, I gotta talk to my daughter.
I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find out what
the hell is going on, because look, man, I'm not
even trying to have this conversation with you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And I look comparents, I understand on that, I understand
what you're saying. What I want to say to you
was just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if
you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat low
and make sure that we do mess.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Look here, you ain't doing a thing with my daughter
unless it's my hent. Here, man, you ain't doing my God,
I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing.
I'm gonna call my daughter final who you really lost
your mind? You think your old jail bird is gonna
(06:13):
be marrying my daughter. My daughter's got a future you
ain't got The hell is wrong with you? You low mine.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm not finishing and go back and forth with you
miss me and Crystal getting married.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This will not happen under any circumstances.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mine, club what you think the circumstances are mea Crystal
getting married? That's it not to love?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I know what the hell you think you are.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You know what has gotta be? I got one more
thing I need to say in there. Me and Crystal
just gonna come over there and drive down there and
tell you exactly what's going on in our life right now.
You got to say to me, are you listening to me?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yes? You got to say to me.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm outside my job. People look at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Man, your baby girl just wanted to put a smile
on your face. Man, I gotta ask you, what is
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, man.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm gonna get ask.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Come on, I need it. I need it this morning.
I need it. I need it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
August thirty first.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
August thirty first is Buffalo, New York at the Shade Theater.
That's a shape performing on theater that Buffalo, New York.
Tickets are on salor all ticket Master outlets. I'm looking
for everybody to put your white on Buffalo, New York.
Get your white together. That's off white, real white, Clorox white,
whatever white were wearing white. Okay, ooh I did good
(08:07):
with my ws right there, all right. It's at the
Shade the Shade Theater August thirty first, that's Labor Day weekend.
That is the Nephew Timey House Party Comedy Jam. You
don't want to miss it. The next stop, the next
stop for the house Party Comedy Jam is in Augusta, Georgia,
September sixth, at the Middle of Theater. The Nephew is
coming to town. So Augusta, get ready, y'all ain't playing golf.
(08:30):
This this this at that time, we we we were
throwing jokes. You understand what I'm saying. That's the Middle
of Theater, Augusta, Georgia. Tickets are on sale at e
TIS that's e t i X dot com. E T
i X dot com. The Nephew is coming to Augusta, Georgia.
I think I can go out there and play at
the same golf course that they held the Masters. You
think I'll be able to do that? That's not think
(08:52):
that will definite If it's by some of your relatives
in one of these cities. I don't want to be it,
but go ahead. What are they supposed to do in Buffalo?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
They got the White House.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
They supposed to call ticket Master and get them some tickets.
That's what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, hooking them up. Coming up next Strawberry letter
subject why can't I say that another man is blessed?
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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