July 10, 2023 • 9 mins
There is something wrong with the microphone whenever Fool #1's cousin is trying to sing. There has been a beatdown offered.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
wife needs to find something to do. Okay, we'll get
into that in just a little bit, find out what
that's all about. But right now it is time for
the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got for us?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, sirley, we headed to the church. So you already
know when we hear to the church, you might as
well brace yourself because it's gonna be strong. Now, it's
gonna be strong. We're gonna take a different angle right here.
We going at media ministry, Media ministry. As you know,
I've done all of it. I didn't done parking lot
(00:38):
and ministry. I did none of us your bold We
didn't call the past. Is this right here? Is media ministry?
All right? All minds clear? A right, We are headed
to the media ministry. Cad Dog, if you would. I'm
trying to reach Dre Andre.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, this is Andre.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hey, Dre. You the person that runs the media at
the church. You over the sound system and everything and
all the screens and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I
work with the church. Okay, how long you been at
the church.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man, I've probably been at the church for like five years.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, about five years, okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man,
Doug Newsom. And I haven't I haven't joined the church yet,
but I've been coming because my cousin, you know, my
my cousin them go there. They've been going there for
quite a bit. My cousin got I got one cousin
that's in the choir, LaTrece. You know who LaTrece is, right.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, I know who the trece.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You ain't a member of the church.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yet, No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet.
But you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
liking the service and everything. So you know, it's just
a matter of time, you know, when I feel like
I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't gonna lie. Man.
I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
issue about about something I've been noticing for the last
three week has been going on in the church, and
(02:02):
I wanted to, uh, you know, I had to ask
around who was over the media, Uh, ministry, Yeah, that's
that's you. Okay, So, uh man, I don't know what's happening.
Uh And and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be
real with you. It pissed me off. But for the
last three weeks, you know, uh, when my cousin get
(02:22):
ready to sing, you know, I don't know why when
she get up the sing that the mic just go out,
you know what I mean, The mic just go completely
out when she getting ready to sing. And I'm like,
what this don't make no sense, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So man, it's not like I'm tying it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church,
you know, we we just got to work for what
we got. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there
trying to single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get
a glitch, man, But.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
See, but see that's see that's my problem though. The
problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single time
my cousin get the mic. You know. That's that's the
problem I'm having. Like, okay, so every time the trees
get up there the same then you know, the mic
go out. I just came three weeks straight. I ain't
hear my cuts saying nothing. Yes, So I'm calling you
brouh on you know, on some real man, the man stuff.
(03:09):
Just letting you know, bruh, I'm coming to church again
this Sunday. I'm coming now. If LaTrece might go out again,
Hey dog, somebody gonna get the wood.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You're gonna bring that energy to church, say, wasn't I
You're gonna bring that energy to church? I told you, man,
it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay. What I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is
this right here though, And I'm being as real as
I can, which if Latrice might go out on Sunday
immediately after that service is over with somebody getting.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
the church. Man. Like I said, I ain't got nothing
to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
you know. I try to keep it running smooth. I
can't tell you when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
it's holy quick. I'd love for you to be a
member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
why are you calling up here threatening me?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey, bro? Because because I done came up there three times.
Three times. I came up there to see my cousin saying,
you know, my cousin been saying since we was kids,
we all love to hear her saying. We love her voice,
you know, we we you know, we grew up listening
to Latree saying. So what I'm saying, I'm gonna say
this here though, and I just said it. I have
said it twice already. I'm coming up there Sunday if
(04:29):
if LaTrece might go out.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Bro let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
nobody's man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the
church talking all this and thein't gonna whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, So I see where we at now. So so
let me just going on directed this way. So let
me say this, From Doug to Andre, from me to you,
I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if LaTrece
might go out, not no, I'm whooping yos, Drake, I'm
whooping yo if.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
The damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't nobody
whooping my especially no punk dude named Doug he ain't
gonna come to the church with my that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, what what what makes you think you can't get
yours whooped and drake?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What makes me you over here threatening somebody over here
with the media. You want to come test these hands
and come test the hands man?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You know what? Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
I ain't just come on over that end.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You come on over there, man, Why don't you come
over right now? I'm over at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh so you're at the church right now.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, right now.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
If you want to catch it parking lot school, you're
gonna need the church after you don't get this.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go to
the church. Doob no, no, tell him We're goin to
roll up there to this damn church. Okay, come on,
call all up, Call all up. Now you're finna get
yours whipped out so you don't push it up on
the wrong one. Now you to push it up on
the wrong one. So all this little to cool. You
finna have eight dud.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right now talking on that. So Dougie you can bring Johnny,
you gonna bring Billy. You can bring whoever you want,
but it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, Okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
In real talk, Doug. You don't call me talking to
all this book. How you about to come up here
and whoop my? And now you need like seven eight
other guys back in the day. We should just handle
this one on one. And now you want to come
up here talking all that shit, you're gonna bring it becusin.
You've gotten your house. If you want to do this, man,
come up here, Let's do it one on one.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh you scared or something.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?
Now you want to bring up every disciple you know? Man,
you don't what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring
nobody you want back because I put you all down.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna
bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be the one
is gonna act a damn fool with you. I'm telling
you that right now.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Who Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So you don't know Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Nah, I don't know Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, do you know nephew? Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Are you kidding this number?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hey man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call you.
Matter fact, the whole choir is in on this, and
they know that I am pranking you. Drake.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Man, Now you got me done turning up on the radio.
Now I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack outn't
talking now come Sunday, I'm turning everybody's mic off.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the lab.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And yore
telling me if I could turn your mic off. I
turned that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
All right, you turn my mic on. That's what you're
gonna do. You're gonna get this straight, all right. Coming
up next for the nephew. First of all, let me
say Saint Louis, thank y'all for coming out hanging out
with the nephew this past weekend. We did the Doggone
thing at Club Helium. Yes we did, and I had
some Saint Louis barbecue. I don't know Kansas City, I
don't know, I don't know nothing. I'm just telling you
(08:02):
I don't know, man, I'm telling you it's borderline, baby cold.
Up next on the fifteenth, I will be in Dothan, Alabama.
That's right, Dothan, Alabama, and the tickets are on sale
red now. And then of course on the twenty second
of July, that Saturday, it's the Conclave Baby Kapa Alpha
PSID Fraternity Incorporated. We will be in the one and
(08:24):
only Tampa, Florida. Did you know what I said, Tampa Florida.
So the Family Outing on the Riverwalk, the nephew would
be hosting along with the beautiful Dann King. We will
be hosting the Family Outing. We got step shows, we
got music, we got fun. It's all going down and
laying in The cut is Nashville, Tennessee. Twenty seven, twenty eight,
(08:45):
twenty nine. I think I'm up in there, nine thirty
I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. Tickets on cell right now. That
would be Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm on
the run, baby, I'm on the rug.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
All right, nephew, catchum ketchum if you can, all right?
Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter. The subject
my wife needs to find something to do. Okay, we'll
get into that, find out what that's all about. Right
after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show,
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
wife needs to find something to do. Okay, we'll get
into that in just a little bit, find out what
that's all about. But right now it is time for
the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got for us?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, sirley, we headed to the church. So you already
know when we hear to the church, you might as
well brace yourself because it's gonna be strong. Now, it's
gonna be strong. We're gonna take a different angle right here.
We going at media ministry, Media ministry. As you know,
I've done all of it. I didn't done parking lot
(00:38):
and ministry. I did none of us your bold We
didn't call the past. Is this right here? Is media ministry?
All right? All minds clear? A right, We are headed
to the media ministry. Cad Dog, if you would. I'm
trying to reach Dre Andre.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, this is Andre.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hey, Dre. You the person that runs the media at
the church. You over the sound system and everything and
all the screens and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I
work with the church. Okay, how long you been at
the church.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man, I've probably been at the church for like five years.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now, about five years, okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man,
Doug Newsom. And I haven't I haven't joined the church yet,
but I've been coming because my cousin, you know, my
my cousin them go there. They've been going there for
quite a bit. My cousin got I got one cousin
that's in the choir, LaTrece. You know who LaTrece is, right.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, I know who the trece.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You ain't a member of the church.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yet, No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet.
But you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
liking the service and everything. So you know, it's just
a matter of time, you know, when I feel like
I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't gonna lie. Man.
I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
issue about about something I've been noticing for the last
three week has been going on in the church, and
(02:02):
I wanted to, uh, you know, I had to ask
around who was over the media, Uh, ministry, Yeah, that's
that's you. Okay, So, uh man, I don't know what's happening.
Uh And and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be
real with you. It pissed me off. But for the
last three weeks, you know, uh, when my cousin get
(02:22):
ready to sing, you know, I don't know why when
she get up the sing that the mic just go out,
you know what I mean, The mic just go completely
out when she getting ready to sing. And I'm like,
what this don't make no sense, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So man, it's not like I'm tying it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church,
you know, we we just got to work for what
we got. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there
trying to single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get
a glitch, man, But.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
See, but see that's see that's my problem though. The
problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single time
my cousin get the mic. You know. That's that's the
problem I'm having. Like, okay, so every time the trees
get up there the same then you know, the mic
go out. I just came three weeks straight. I ain't
hear my cuts saying nothing. Yes, So I'm calling you
brouh on you know, on some real man, the man stuff.
(03:09):
Just letting you know, bruh, I'm coming to church again
this Sunday. I'm coming now. If LaTrece might go out again,
Hey dog, somebody gonna get the wood.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You're gonna bring that energy to church, say, wasn't I
You're gonna bring that energy to church? I told you, man,
it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay. What I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is
this right here though, And I'm being as real as
I can, which if Latrice might go out on Sunday
immediately after that service is over with somebody getting.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
the church. Man. Like I said, I ain't got nothing
to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
you know. I try to keep it running smooth. I
can't tell you when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
it's holy quick. I'd love for you to be a
member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
why are you calling up here threatening me?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey, bro? Because because I done came up there three times.
Three times. I came up there to see my cousin saying,
you know, my cousin been saying since we was kids,
we all love to hear her saying. We love her voice,
you know, we we you know, we grew up listening
to Latree saying. So what I'm saying, I'm gonna say
this here though, and I just said it. I have
said it twice already. I'm coming up there Sunday if
(04:29):
if LaTrece might go out.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Bro let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
nobody's man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the
church talking all this and thein't gonna whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, So I see where we at now. So so
let me just going on directed this way. So let
me say this, From Doug to Andre, from me to you,
I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if LaTrece
might go out, not no, I'm whooping yos, Drake, I'm
whooping yo if.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
The damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't nobody
whooping my especially no punk dude named Doug he ain't
gonna come to the church with my that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, what what what makes you think you can't get
yours whooped and drake?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What makes me you over here threatening somebody over here
with the media. You want to come test these hands
and come test the hands man?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You know what? Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
I ain't just come on over that end.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You come on over there, man, Why don't you come
over right now? I'm over at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh so you're at the church right now.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, right now.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
If you want to catch it parking lot school, you're
gonna need the church after you don't get this.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go to
the church. Doob no, no, tell him We're goin to
roll up there to this damn church. Okay, come on,
call all up, Call all up. Now you're finna get
yours whipped out so you don't push it up on
the wrong one. Now you to push it up on
the wrong one. So all this little to cool. You
finna have eight dud.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right now talking on that. So Dougie you can bring Johnny,
you gonna bring Billy. You can bring whoever you want,
but it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, Okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
In real talk, Doug. You don't call me talking to
all this book. How you about to come up here
and whoop my? And now you need like seven eight
other guys back in the day. We should just handle
this one on one. And now you want to come
up here talking all that shit, you're gonna bring it becusin.
You've gotten your house. If you want to do this, man,
come up here, Let's do it one on one.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh you scared or something.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?
Now you want to bring up every disciple you know? Man,
you don't what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring
nobody you want back because I put you all down.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna
bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be the one
is gonna act a damn fool with you. I'm telling
you that right now.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Who Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So you don't know Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Nah, I don't know Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, do you know nephew? Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Are you kidding this number?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hey man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call you.
Matter fact, the whole choir is in on this, and
they know that I am pranking you. Drake.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Man, Now you got me done turning up on the radio.
Now I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack outn't
talking now come Sunday, I'm turning everybody's mic off.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the lab.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And yore
telling me if I could turn your mic off. I
turned that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
All right, you turn my mic on. That's what you're
gonna do. You're gonna get this straight, all right. Coming
up next for the nephew. First of all, let me
say Saint Louis, thank y'all for coming out hanging out
with the nephew this past weekend. We did the Doggone
thing at Club Helium. Yes we did, and I had
some Saint Louis barbecue. I don't know Kansas City, I
don't know, I don't know nothing. I'm just telling you
(08:02):
I don't know, man, I'm telling you it's borderline, baby cold.
Up next on the fifteenth, I will be in Dothan, Alabama.
That's right, Dothan, Alabama, and the tickets are on sale
red now. And then of course on the twenty second
of July, that Saturday, it's the Conclave Baby Kapa Alpha
PSID Fraternity Incorporated. We will be in the one and
(08:24):
only Tampa, Florida. Did you know what I said, Tampa Florida.
So the Family Outing on the Riverwalk, the nephew would
be hosting along with the beautiful Dann King. We will
be hosting the Family Outing. We got step shows, we
got music, we got fun. It's all going down and
laying in The cut is Nashville, Tennessee. Twenty seven, twenty eight,
(08:45):
twenty nine. I think I'm up in there, nine thirty
I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. Tickets on cell right now. That
would be Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm on
the run, baby, I'm on the rug.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
All right, nephew, catchum ketchum if you can, all right?
Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter. The subject
my wife needs to find something to do. Okay, we'll
get into that, find out what that's all about. Right
after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show,
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