July 8, 2024 • 8 mins
There is something wrong with the microphone whenever Fool #1's cousin is trying to sing. There has been a beatdown offered.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I don't mind working over time. But up next,
nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What you got nth Media Ministry Media minished. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Dre. Andre.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, this is Andre.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, Dre.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You the person that runs the media at the church.
You over the sound system and everything and all the
screens and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah, I work with the church.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, how long you been at the church?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Man, I've probably been at the church for like five
years now, about.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Five years, okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man, Dougson,
and I haven't I haven't joined the church yet, but
I've been coming because my cousin, you know, my my
cousin them go there, and they've been going there for
quite a bit. My cousin got I got one cousin
that's in the choir, LaTrece.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know who LaTrece is, right, Yeah, yeah, I know
who the trece.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You ain't a member of the church.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yet, No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,
but you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
liking the service and everything, so you know, it's just
a matter of time, you know. Uh uh when I
feel like I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
issue about, uh, about something I've been noticing for the
last three weeks that's been going on in the church,
and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to
ask around who was over the media.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Uh nistry, Yeah, that's that's you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, So uh, man, I don't know what's happening. Uh,
And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.
It pissed me off, but uh for the last three weeks,
you know, Uh, when my cousin get ready to sing,
you know, I don't know why when she get up
to sing that the mic just go out, you know
what I mean, The mic just go completely out when
(01:56):
she getting ready to sing. And I'm like, what, this
don't make no sense, you know, So man, I.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ain't been It's not like I'm tying it. I don't know.
I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church,
you know, we we just got to work for what
we got. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there
trying to single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get
a glitch.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man, But see but see that. But see that's my
problem though.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
time my cousin get the mic.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You know that. That's the problem I'm having.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Like, Okay, so every time the trees get up there
the same then you know, the mic go out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't hearing my
cousins saying nothing yet.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I'm calling you brouh on you know, on some
real man demand stuff, just letting you know, brou I'm
coming to church again this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm coming now.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
If the trees might go out again, hey dog, somebody
gonna get.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You gonna bring that energy to church?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Say what 't not?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You're gonna bring that energy to church? I told you, man,
it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is just
right here though, And I'm being as real as I can.
Which if if LaTrece might go out on Sunday, immediately
after that service is over with somebody getting.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
the church, man. Like I said, I ain't got nothing
to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
you know. I try to keep the running smooth. I
can't tell you when the glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
it's holy quitman. I'd love for you to be a
member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
why you calling up here threatening me?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hey, bro?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Because because I done came up there three times, three
times I came up to see my cousin saying. You know,
my cousin been saying since we was kids, we all
love to hear hers sing. We love her voice, you
know we You know, we grew up listening to Latree saying.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm gonna say this here though, and I I just
said it twice already.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm coming up there Sunday if LaTrece might go out.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Bro, let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
nobody's man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the
church talking all this and then you're gonna whoop somebody.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, So I see where we at now. So so
let me just going on directed this way. So let
me say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,
I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice
might go out not know somebody, I'm whooping yos, Drake,
I'm whooping yos if the.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't nobody whooping
my especially no punk dude named Doug. He ain't gonna
come to the church with my that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay. What what makes you think you can't get your
ass with Andra?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What makes me you over here threatening somebody over here
with the media. You want to come test these hands
and come test the hands?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Man? You know what? Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
I just come on over that end.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You come on over there, man, Why don't you come
over right now. I'm over at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh so you at the church right now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm at the church trying now right now. If you
want to catch it the parking lot school, you're gonna
need the church after you don't get this.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Okay, hey, hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go
to the church down No, no, tell him, We're goin
to roll up there to this damn church. Okay, come on,
call all up, call all up. Now you're finna get
yours whipped up so you don't push it up on
the wrong one. Now you to push up on the
wrong one. So all this little cool, You're finna have
eight dudes right.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Now talking on that. So Dougie, you could bring Johnny,
you could bring Billy, you can bring whoever you want,
but it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, okay, cool in real.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Talk, doug you're done call me talking to all this.
But how you about to come up here and whoop my?
And now you need like seven eight other guys. Back
in the day, we should just handle this one on one.
And now you want to come up here talking all that,
you're gonna bring it because and you've gotten your house.
If you want to do this, man, come up here,
let's do it one on one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh oh oh, oh, oh you scared or something.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping my?
Now you want to bring up every disciple. You know, man,
you know what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring
nobody you want bad because I put you all down.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, well, I'm gona tell you this here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm gonna bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be
the one that's gonna act a damn fool with you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm telling you that right now.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Who Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So you don't know Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Nah, I don't know Tommy.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Are you kidding this number?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hey? Man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call you.
Matter of fact, the whole.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Choir is in on this and they know that I
am pranking you.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Drake.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Man, Now you got me done. Turn it up on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Now, I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack out
I'm talking now comes Sunday. I'm turning to everybody's mic off.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the lab.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You know what, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you're
telling me if I could turn your mic up, I
turned that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Amen of that break.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
You know what what I like about He was, Hey, bro,
you don't want you to come up to the church
and everything being mind well you kept.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh that's the energy you're gonna bring up here. I
tell you right now, Hey, ain't nobody come up here
with my ass name? Dude name. You didn't have a
name that he was scared of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Man, I'm not afraid of that name at all.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Hey, Bobby, get their get hair, get tim me, get
get get get clean, get all over. Oh now you
got to bring some people with you. I tell you what,
don't bring nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You won't back, you don't want back. I love that lad. Yeah,
he was really booth with it at first. He was ready.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
At the church, don't Yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You'll never have an auto call on Sunday though, when
he do go to church, he's gonna have to go
up in as to forget it all that time.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, I will already
be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club. The
Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are on sale right now,
right now, right now. What I got landing the cut
I got some stuff. Man. Let me see Buffalo, New
York laying in the cut. I got some stuff laying
in the cut. Okay, okay, y'all better get ready board.
And if you come Tallahasset flood, I believe that's laying
(08:35):
in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
We'll talk about that later. But all right, all right,
we'll be back
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I don't mind working over time. But up next,
nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What you got nth Media Ministry Media minished. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Dre. Andre.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, this is Andre.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, Dre.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You the person that runs the media at the church.
You over the sound system and everything and all the
screens and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah, I work with the church.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, how long you been at the church?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Man, I've probably been at the church for like five
years now, about.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Five years, okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man, Dougson,
and I haven't I haven't joined the church yet, but
I've been coming because my cousin, you know, my my
cousin them go there, and they've been going there for
quite a bit. My cousin got I got one cousin
that's in the choir, LaTrece.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know who LaTrece is, right, Yeah, yeah, I know
who the trece.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You ain't a member of the church.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yet, No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,
but you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
liking the service and everything, so you know, it's just
a matter of time, you know. Uh uh when I
feel like I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
issue about, uh, about something I've been noticing for the
last three weeks that's been going on in the church,
and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to
ask around who was over the media.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Uh nistry, Yeah, that's that's you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, So uh, man, I don't know what's happening. Uh,
And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.
It pissed me off, but uh for the last three weeks,
you know, Uh, when my cousin get ready to sing,
you know, I don't know why when she get up
to sing that the mic just go out, you know
what I mean, The mic just go completely out when
(01:56):
she getting ready to sing. And I'm like, what, this
don't make no sense, you know, So man, I.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ain't been It's not like I'm tying it. I don't know.
I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church,
you know, we we just got to work for what
we got. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there
trying to single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get
a glitch.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man, But see but see that. But see that's my
problem though.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
time my cousin get the mic.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You know that. That's the problem I'm having.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Like, Okay, so every time the trees get up there
the same then you know, the mic go out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't hearing my
cousins saying nothing yet.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I'm calling you brouh on you know, on some
real man demand stuff, just letting you know, brou I'm
coming to church again this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm coming now.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
If the trees might go out again, hey dog, somebody
gonna get.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You gonna bring that energy to church?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Say what 't not?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You're gonna bring that energy to church? I told you, man,
it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
What I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is just
right here though, And I'm being as real as I can.
Which if if LaTrece might go out on Sunday, immediately
after that service is over with somebody getting.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
the church, man. Like I said, I ain't got nothing
to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
you know. I try to keep the running smooth. I
can't tell you when the glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
it's holy quitman. I'd love for you to be a
member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
why you calling up here threatening me?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hey, bro?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Because because I done came up there three times, three
times I came up to see my cousin saying. You know,
my cousin been saying since we was kids, we all
love to hear hers sing. We love her voice, you
know we You know, we grew up listening to Latree saying.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm gonna say this here though, and I I just
said it twice already.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm coming up there Sunday if LaTrece might go out.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Bro, let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
nobody's man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the
church talking all this and then you're gonna whoop somebody.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, So I see where we at now. So so
let me just going on directed this way. So let
me say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,
I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice
might go out not know somebody, I'm whooping yos, Drake,
I'm whooping yos if the.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't nobody whooping
my especially no punk dude named Doug. He ain't gonna
come to the church with my that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay. What what makes you think you can't get your
ass with Andra?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What makes me you over here threatening somebody over here
with the media. You want to come test these hands
and come test the hands?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Man? You know what? Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
I just come on over that end.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You come on over there, man, Why don't you come
over right now. I'm over at the church right now.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh so you at the church right now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm at the church trying now right now. If you
want to catch it the parking lot school, you're gonna
need the church after you don't get this.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Okay, hey, hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go
to the church down No, no, tell him, We're goin
to roll up there to this damn church. Okay, come on,
call all up, call all up. Now you're finna get
yours whipped up so you don't push it up on
the wrong one. Now you to push up on the
wrong one. So all this little cool, You're finna have
eight dudes right.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Now talking on that. So Dougie, you could bring Johnny,
you could bring Billy, you can bring whoever you want,
but it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, okay, cool in real.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Talk, doug you're done call me talking to all this.
But how you about to come up here and whoop my?
And now you need like seven eight other guys. Back
in the day, we should just handle this one on one.
And now you want to come up here talking all that,
you're gonna bring it because and you've gotten your house.
If you want to do this, man, come up here,
let's do it one on one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh oh oh, oh, oh you scared or something.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping my?
Now you want to bring up every disciple. You know, man,
you know what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring
nobody you want bad because I put you all down.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, well, I'm gona tell you this here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm gonna bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be
the one that's gonna act a damn fool with you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm telling you that right now.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Who Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So you don't know Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Nah, I don't know Tommy.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Are you kidding this number?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hey? Man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call you.
Matter of fact, the whole.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Choir is in on this and they know that I
am pranking you.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Drake.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Man, Now you got me done. Turn it up on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Now, I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack out
I'm talking now comes Sunday. I'm turning to everybody's mic off.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the lab.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You know what, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you're
telling me if I could turn your mic up, I
turned that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Amen of that break.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
You know what what I like about He was, Hey, bro,
you don't want you to come up to the church
and everything being mind well you kept.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh that's the energy you're gonna bring up here. I
tell you right now, Hey, ain't nobody come up here
with my ass name? Dude name. You didn't have a
name that he was scared of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Man, I'm not afraid of that name at all.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Hey, Bobby, get their get hair, get tim me, get
get get get clean, get all over. Oh now you
got to bring some people with you. I tell you what,
don't bring nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You won't back, you don't want back. I love that lad. Yeah,
he was really booth with it at first. He was ready.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
At the church, don't Yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You'll never have an auto call on Sunday though, when
he do go to church, he's gonna have to go
up in as to forget it all that time.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, I will already
be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club. The
Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are on sale right now,
right now, right now. What I got landing the cut
I got some stuff. Man. Let me see Buffalo, New
York laying in the cut. I got some stuff laying
in the cut. Okay, okay, y'all better get ready board.
And if you come Tallahasset flood, I believe that's laying
(08:35):
in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
We'll talk about that later. But all right, all right,
we'll be back
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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