September 4, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am baptizing people today. But this is this is
a little different. This is mobile Baptist. Mobile baptist. Now,
I come by your house. You come outside. I got
the water on my truck, and I baptized you right
there in the driveway. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
And you can say, right there, I gonna clean and
(00:23):
wash you in the blood of Atlanta right there. Uh,
right there in the driveway. It's a beautiful thing. It's
a beautiful thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna dip you down.
But you know we do that right before you go
to work and you're going to the pile chain clothes
and get onto the job. You see what I'm saying. Mobile, Yeah, baptist.
(00:43):
You know, you know, if you're looking to be rebaptized,
I come by the house and you know, pull up.
You know what. I'm the mobile baptismal guy. That's what
I knew.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, mb gee, mobile guy.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I come bine, dip you down, bring you up,
and you're nice and clean and white it than snow.
You see what I'm saying. Let's go get mobile baptismal.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How you doing? My name is brother spring Water man.
Listen we uh we we we got paid to actually
come by and do some services to uh for for
you by some friends of yours, and we wanted to
actually call and see about scheduling and see what you
had available.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Uh some some services where you're planning on cut some grass,
which I do what kind of services you have?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a Baptisma on Wheels survey. And
what we do is we go and we we baptized
people at their home. And Baptism on Wheels has been
is a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
(02:06):
thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
we actually come to your home and we will baptize
you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
So we brother Water, brother String again, sorry, Fringwater Springwater.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What you want to come to my house and give
me a baptism in my front yard?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
get baptized?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Now I've been baptized already.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well from my understanding, sir, that every then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's all. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But I mean things are I mean things be that
that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't
have problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. But for
you to pull up with your pool in front of
my house to say you Fina baptized me, that that
doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, s sir, sometimes when some people are not
able to go to the house of the Lord and
get baptized. You know, we're making a lot more convenient
for you.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
no convenience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What I need convenience us. You asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water,
I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
think about it, does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The first of all, so that that's that's that's brother
spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm trying
to say.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference
to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize
me in front of my house. Sir.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
This is this is what your friends are talking about, that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which one
of my prayers gonna recommend you to come to my mouth?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So I my and my.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Make that don't even make any sense to me, you understand.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Sir, I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
you who actually is between the liberty because of.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
My palse that baptize me, But you can't tell me
who the hell? Go see you? But you're not what
come off? You don't even come of that makes sense
for you? God, Come on, that doesn't make any no
way any world. I'm going to allow you to come
and bring your pone in front of my house and
baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and you you're
supposed to be a pastor you're supposed to be baptized.
(04:38):
I'm asking you, okay, what's friend of mine is sending
you there? You know, letting you know I need to
be done. You say you got at liberty, Sir, sir,
all I want to know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Basically, I've already been paid. I'm coming, he sradule baptizing me.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I've have that time.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Man, how can you? Was you under my house in
front of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation,
you understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
sisters and everybody else. You think I'm gonna be got
tide of life.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
This is the problem. This is what some friends are
talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
What brother means now, what's wrong with you? Was calling
me in a mind of my hook. They telling me
I need to be back tied in front of my
house if I need to be baptised, don't get some
only water.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I go down to the church.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I don't need you come in front of my house
making all circus. We're an't afraid of some white sheets
talking about to water basis me they Mamma end.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Up saying me, I'm from understanding. From my understanding, mister Wilton,
you miss two Sundays already.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
This month, so now I can't go anywhere and get
the water. I don't need you coming here because you
telling me I missed two Sundays. I'm miss that Sunday
two tou the Puma game coming off, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
I will be the Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sare you would I tell you what you curt my
mit seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your lord,
I'm gonna bust show you understand me. You would not
cut to my house telling me you in the backtop.
Now I'm given goo paid you. You understand I was
throwing your in the water. Matter of fact, Now bring
you your teachers everybody else We're gonna have a fool part.
(06:25):
He let you understand, I'm I'm in.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Here, all of this angle and all of this this,
these problems you have within you, we are going to
purge your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I want your I tell you what. I tell you
what brother the swimming r that was a come brother, ring.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Water on it. You got there baptized on Thursday morning.
I was given goo pays you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Who called you bring your I'm going well, I carry
it kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all site.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got one more thing I want to say to you,
and you listening and got it that matter.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You understand you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Can't, man, I want to say to you. Is you
listening to me? Was? Now? This is nephew Timmy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your boy Mason.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Hello, man, let me check yall something.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Let me tell you something boy. Y'all y'all was bout
to bring some man. I say, help man.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I was about to act a fool on y'all because
y'all want to show them my crib.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You understand me one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Time, y'all ain't got just better to do in the city.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Ride here, and just with people during their day. Man,
I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.
And who the hell goes around that? Kids of people?
All that's right, bills on wills, how y'all beth sized
people with a port on the back of your your f.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One fifty will. I gotta ask you something, what is
the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And you know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now y'all gonna y'all gonna applaud this stupid how we're
gonna do it, how we want to take this out?
You better tell somebody that's brilliant. You know how much
you can just go just move around and just I'm
just baptized. And people all over the country and they
driveway and they at they at their job, whatever you
want to get it there, I just come and dip
(08:28):
you down, bring your own back up.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like the church anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Are you certified? A license to thank you? License to
marry people? I'm like, we'll start baptized. It's a little
bit different to It's just the water. There ain't gotta
be no light going or nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
I am baptizing people today. But this is this is
a little different. This is mobile Baptist. Mobile baptist. Now,
I come by your house. You come outside. I got
the water on my truck, and I baptized you right
there in the driveway. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
And you can say, right there, I gonna clean and
(00:23):
wash you in the blood of Atlanta right there. Uh,
right there in the driveway. It's a beautiful thing. It's
a beautiful thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna dip you down.
But you know we do that right before you go
to work and you're going to the pile chain clothes
and get onto the job. You see what I'm saying. Mobile, Yeah, baptist.
(00:43):
You know, you know, if you're looking to be rebaptized,
I come by the house and you know, pull up.
You know what. I'm the mobile baptismal guy. That's what
I knew.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, mb gee, mobile guy.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I come bine, dip you down, bring you up,
and you're nice and clean and white it than snow.
You see what I'm saying. Let's go get mobile baptismal.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How you doing? My name is brother spring Water man.
Listen we uh we we we got paid to actually
come by and do some services to uh for for
you by some friends of yours, and we wanted to
actually call and see about scheduling and see what you
had available.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Uh some some services where you're planning on cut some grass,
which I do what kind of services you have?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a Baptisma on Wheels survey. And
what we do is we go and we we baptized
people at their home. And Baptism on Wheels has been
is a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
(02:06):
thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
we actually come to your home and we will baptize
you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
So we brother Water, brother String again, sorry, Fringwater Springwater.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What you want to come to my house and give
me a baptism in my front yard?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
get baptized?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Now I've been baptized already.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well from my understanding, sir, that every then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's all. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But I mean things are I mean things be that
that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't
have problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. But for
you to pull up with your pool in front of
my house to say you Fina baptized me, that that
doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, s sir, sometimes when some people are not
able to go to the house of the Lord and
get baptized. You know, we're making a lot more convenient
for you.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
no convenience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What I need convenience us. You asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water,
I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
think about it, does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The first of all, so that that's that's that's brother
spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm trying
to say.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference
to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize
me in front of my house. Sir.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
This is this is what your friends are talking about, that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which one
of my prayers gonna recommend you to come to my mouth?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So I my and my.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Make that don't even make any sense to me, you understand.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Sir, I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
you who actually is between the liberty because of.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
My palse that baptize me, But you can't tell me
who the hell? Go see you? But you're not what
come off? You don't even come of that makes sense
for you? God, Come on, that doesn't make any no
way any world. I'm going to allow you to come
and bring your pone in front of my house and
baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and you you're
supposed to be a pastor you're supposed to be baptized.
(04:38):
I'm asking you, okay, what's friend of mine is sending
you there? You know, letting you know I need to
be done. You say you got at liberty, Sir, sir,
all I want to know.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Basically, I've already been paid. I'm coming, he sradule baptizing me.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I've have that time.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Man, how can you? Was you under my house in
front of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation,
you understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
sisters and everybody else. You think I'm gonna be got
tide of life.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
This is the problem. This is what some friends are
talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
What brother means now, what's wrong with you? Was calling
me in a mind of my hook. They telling me
I need to be back tied in front of my
house if I need to be baptised, don't get some
only water.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I go down to the church.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I don't need you come in front of my house
making all circus. We're an't afraid of some white sheets
talking about to water basis me they Mamma end.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Up saying me, I'm from understanding. From my understanding, mister Wilton,
you miss two Sundays already.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
This month, so now I can't go anywhere and get
the water. I don't need you coming here because you
telling me I missed two Sundays. I'm miss that Sunday
two tou the Puma game coming off, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
I will be the Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sare you would I tell you what you curt my
mit seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your lord,
I'm gonna bust show you understand me. You would not
cut to my house telling me you in the backtop.
Now I'm given goo paid you. You understand I was
throwing your in the water. Matter of fact, Now bring
you your teachers everybody else We're gonna have a fool part.
(06:25):
He let you understand, I'm I'm in.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Here, all of this angle and all of this this,
these problems you have within you, we are going to
purge your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I want your I tell you what. I tell you
what brother the swimming r that was a come brother, ring.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Water on it. You got there baptized on Thursday morning.
I was given goo pays you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Who called you bring your I'm going well, I carry
it kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all site.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got one more thing I want to say to you,
and you listening and got it that matter.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You understand you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Can't, man, I want to say to you. Is you
listening to me? Was? Now? This is nephew Timmy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your boy Mason.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Hello, man, let me check yall something.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Let me tell you something boy. Y'all y'all was bout
to bring some man. I say, help man.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I was about to act a fool on y'all because
y'all want to show them my crib.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You understand me one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Time, y'all ain't got just better to do in the city.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Ride here, and just with people during their day. Man,
I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.
And who the hell goes around that? Kids of people?
All that's right, bills on wills, how y'all beth sized
people with a port on the back of your your f.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
One fifty will. I gotta ask you something, what is
the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And you know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now y'all gonna y'all gonna applaud this stupid how we're
gonna do it, how we want to take this out?
You better tell somebody that's brilliant. You know how much
you can just go just move around and just I'm
just baptized. And people all over the country and they
driveway and they at they at their job, whatever you
want to get it there, I just come and dip
(08:28):
you down, bring your own back up.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like the church anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Are you certified? A license to thank you? License to
marry people? I'm like, we'll start baptized. It's a little
bit different to It's just the water. There ain't gotta
be no light going or nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But
Speaker 4 (08:50):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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