August 13, 2018 • 9 mins
Brother Springwater has to schedule an appointment for his pool.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after it will be today's Strawberry Letters, Steve,
if you haven't been in on a Strawberry letter for
quite some time, the subject for today is is my
husband the real King of Pranks? All right? But right now,
(00:21):
see I'm really got a problem with that right there,
I can tell you right now for well, I respond, Momah,
is my husband the real king of Is he the
real King of pranks? Okay, so right now the King
of pranks, the real King of pranks is here. Come on, nephew,
what you got for us today? During this time? To
baptize some people? This is a mobile baptism bow pool. Hello, Hello,
(00:48):
I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing?
My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, we uh
we we we got paid to actually come by and
do some serve assist to for for you by some
friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and
see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh,
(01:09):
some some services. What y'all plan on? Clenson gradu, which
I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir,
you've got some friends that have actually spent a great
amount of money on you. And what we do is
um we have a Baptismal Own Wheels service. And what
we do is we go and we uh we baptized
(01:31):
people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's
a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a
thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which
actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,
and we actually come to your home and we will
baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
(01:52):
So we've people hostess he brother water again, I'm sorry,
spring Water, Springwater. What you wanted to come to a
house and give me a baptism in my front yard?
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,
what friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've
been baptized already. But from my understanding, sir, that but
(02:14):
then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises
and and and they seem to uh to believe that
you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,
that's all, that's all. It's all good. But I mean
things are I mean think that it made man. I mean,
I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,
me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean
we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
(02:35):
with your pool in front of my house to say
you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any
sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when
some people are not able to go to the House
of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making
a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually
need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I
need convenience for you asking me to come to my
(02:58):
house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway?
Does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean,
come on, if you really sit back and think about it,
does that make any sense to you? First of all,
so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But
what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the
water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
(03:22):
no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
and baptize me in front of my house. So what
is all that I ain't? Boy? This is this is
what your friends are talking about that don't give me
there wasn't My players are telling you, man that anybody
which which one of my friends gonna work to me
and you to come to my damn out. So I'm
my and my if I don't do let me that
(03:44):
you don't even make any sense to me. You understand
that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
you who actually uh the liberty because of my damn
house can baptize me, but you can't tell me who
the hell's gonna see you? But you're not there? What
make come on? You don't even come on that that
makes sense? You do? Come on? That doesn't make me
no way an the world. I'm gonna allow you to
call and bring your prom in front of my house
(04:06):
and baptized me. Then I'm asking you ask and you
you suposed to be a pastor, you poposed to be
a boat tied I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend
of mine is sending you? You know, letting you know
I need to be done. You'll tell you how that liberty, sir?
All I want to know basically, I've already been paid.
I'm I'm coming to Chizing men that time. I'm going
(04:28):
to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I
tell you what, did you come to my house in
front of my drive You better bring the old congregation,
you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
sisters and everybody else. Did you think I'm gonna got
tired of? This is the problem. This is what your
friends are talking about. This is why you need to
be baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood
(04:50):
of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to
be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's
wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with you is calling
me and let him out what they tell me. I
need to be back in front of my house. If
I need to be back, tip, don't get the only
water I go down to the church. I don't need
you come in front of my house making a hole circus.
We are afraid of some white sheets talking about to
(05:12):
bat as me for my understanding, from my understanding, for
my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month.
Sunning this man. I can't go anywhere and get the water.
I don't need you coming here because you're telling me
I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna missing a Sunday
too because the phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I
know is I've been paid to do a job. I
(05:33):
will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we
will baptize you before you go to work on two.
You will I tell you what you curing my standing
o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord, I'm gonna
bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting my
house telling me you would a battipe do. I don't
give a damn who paid you. You understand I will
(05:53):
trying your an awards matter stop now, bringing you your
teachers and anybody else. We're gonna haven't fool brought you that,
you understand. I get all of this anger and all
of this that these problems you have within you. We
are going to burge your body and get it out
your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I
tell you, I call you brother. Swing water. Bring water
(06:17):
you're gonna get Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam
who pays you, who calls you play? You know I'm
gonna who I can't keep you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe.
I got one more thing I want to say to
you when you listening. I gotta matter what I'm missing.
You ain't got to say to me. I gotta go.
You understand you ain't got thing I want to say
(06:37):
to you? Is you listen to me? Whatnot? This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me
check your something. Man, let me tell you something, black ya,
(07:00):
I was about bread so mad that to heaven, I
was about to act a fool on y'all because y'all
would have showed creb. You understand me what y'all ain't
got better to do? Didn't sit around here and just
with people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought
y'all could give me with this when the hell goes
(07:21):
around tides of people away. That's like middles or will
baptized people with a point on the back. I gotta
ask you something. What is the baddest radio show in
the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey moment
the show. What y'all think a little baptized? I just
(07:43):
come about your high you know what I'm saying. Bring
you out to the truck, baptize you right there for
you go to work. What you think any baptize in
my church in the same How was he supposed to win?
Is he smarter? That was the last break. We're talking
about prank call right now. I'm just told the whole
show stupidity. Just look at what he really good at
(08:08):
and none of it intelligence. Okay, okay, let me ask
you this. Let me ask you something question. They asked me, um,
how ad you gotta be? What's the minimum agent to
be a run for president? Uh? Thirty five? What's the
big laughed at? What's the biggest land animal? Excuse me,
(08:33):
the biggest land animal? What was your answer? Down? Salt? Yeah,
so you see him? Did they say what's the biggest
land animal of all time? That was the kids right there?
(08:59):
Uh huh said dinosaur. He got me and we laughed.
And the elephant. Oh that's why it would have been, right, sir. Yes.
Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject,
believe it or not, is is my husband the real
(09:19):
King of Pranks will be back.
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after it will be today's Strawberry Letters, Steve,
if you haven't been in on a Strawberry letter for
quite some time, the subject for today is is my
husband the real King of Pranks? All right? But right now,
(00:21):
see I'm really got a problem with that right there,
I can tell you right now for well, I respond, Momah,
is my husband the real king of Is he the
real King of pranks? Okay, so right now the King
of pranks, the real King of pranks is here. Come on, nephew,
what you got for us today? During this time? To
baptize some people? This is a mobile baptism bow pool. Hello, Hello,
(00:48):
I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing?
My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, we uh
we we we got paid to actually come by and
do some serve assist to for for you by some
friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and
see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh,
(01:09):
some some services. What y'all plan on? Clenson gradu, which
I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir,
you've got some friends that have actually spent a great
amount of money on you. And what we do is
um we have a Baptismal Own Wheels service. And what
we do is we go and we uh we baptized
(01:31):
people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's
a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a
thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which
actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,
and we actually come to your home and we will
baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
(01:52):
So we've people hostess he brother water again, I'm sorry,
spring Water, Springwater. What you wanted to come to a
house and give me a baptism in my front yard?
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,
what friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've
been baptized already. But from my understanding, sir, that but
(02:14):
then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises
and and and they seem to uh to believe that
you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,
that's all, that's all. It's all good. But I mean
things are I mean think that it made man. I mean,
I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,
me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean
we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
(02:35):
with your pool in front of my house to say
you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any
sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when
some people are not able to go to the House
of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making
a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually
need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I
need convenience for you asking me to come to my
(02:58):
house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway?
Does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean,
come on, if you really sit back and think about it,
does that make any sense to you? First of all,
so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But
what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the
water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
(03:22):
no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
and baptize me in front of my house. So what
is all that I ain't? Boy? This is this is
what your friends are talking about that don't give me
there wasn't My players are telling you, man that anybody
which which one of my friends gonna work to me
and you to come to my damn out. So I'm
my and my if I don't do let me that
(03:44):
you don't even make any sense to me. You understand
that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
you who actually uh the liberty because of my damn
house can baptize me, but you can't tell me who
the hell's gonna see you? But you're not there? What
make come on? You don't even come on that that
makes sense? You do? Come on? That doesn't make me
no way an the world. I'm gonna allow you to
call and bring your prom in front of my house
(04:06):
and baptized me. Then I'm asking you ask and you
you suposed to be a pastor, you poposed to be
a boat tied I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend
of mine is sending you? You know, letting you know
I need to be done. You'll tell you how that liberty, sir?
All I want to know basically, I've already been paid.
I'm I'm coming to Chizing men that time. I'm going
(04:28):
to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I
tell you what, did you come to my house in
front of my drive You better bring the old congregation,
you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
sisters and everybody else. Did you think I'm gonna got
tired of? This is the problem. This is what your
friends are talking about. This is why you need to
be baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood
(04:50):
of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to
be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's
wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with you is calling
me and let him out what they tell me. I
need to be back in front of my house. If
I need to be back, tip, don't get the only
water I go down to the church. I don't need
you come in front of my house making a hole circus.
We are afraid of some white sheets talking about to
(05:12):
bat as me for my understanding, from my understanding, for
my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month.
Sunning this man. I can't go anywhere and get the water.
I don't need you coming here because you're telling me
I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna missing a Sunday
too because the phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I
know is I've been paid to do a job. I
(05:33):
will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we
will baptize you before you go to work on two.
You will I tell you what you curing my standing
o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord, I'm gonna
bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting my
house telling me you would a battipe do. I don't
give a damn who paid you. You understand I will
(05:53):
trying your an awards matter stop now, bringing you your
teachers and anybody else. We're gonna haven't fool brought you that,
you understand. I get all of this anger and all
of this that these problems you have within you. We
are going to burge your body and get it out
your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I
tell you, I call you brother. Swing water. Bring water
(06:17):
you're gonna get Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam
who pays you, who calls you play? You know I'm
gonna who I can't keep you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe.
I got one more thing I want to say to
you when you listening. I gotta matter what I'm missing.
You ain't got to say to me. I gotta go.
You understand you ain't got thing I want to say
(06:37):
to you? Is you listen to me? Whatnot? This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me
check your something. Man, let me tell you something, black ya,
(07:00):
I was about bread so mad that to heaven, I
was about to act a fool on y'all because y'all
would have showed creb. You understand me what y'all ain't
got better to do? Didn't sit around here and just
with people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought
y'all could give me with this when the hell goes
(07:21):
around tides of people away. That's like middles or will
baptized people with a point on the back. I gotta
ask you something. What is the baddest radio show in
the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey moment
the show. What y'all think a little baptized? I just
(07:43):
come about your high you know what I'm saying. Bring
you out to the truck, baptize you right there for
you go to work. What you think any baptize in
my church in the same How was he supposed to win?
Is he smarter? That was the last break. We're talking
about prank call right now. I'm just told the whole
show stupidity. Just look at what he really good at
(08:08):
and none of it intelligence. Okay, okay, let me ask
you this. Let me ask you something question. They asked me, um,
how ad you gotta be? What's the minimum agent to
be a run for president? Uh? Thirty five? What's the
big laughed at? What's the biggest land animal? Excuse me,
(08:33):
the biggest land animal? What was your answer? Down? Salt? Yeah,
so you see him? Did they say what's the biggest
land animal of all time? That was the kids right there?
(08:59):
Uh huh said dinosaur. He got me and we laughed.
And the elephant. Oh that's why it would have been, right, sir. Yes.
Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject,
believe it or not, is is my husband the real
(09:19):
King of Pranks will be back.
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