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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, at these jobs, some of these ladies, you know,
come in there looking like this and looking like that,
and you know sometimes you just got to put them
to the side. So you know, this is this is
one of those situations. The title of this one is Mona,
you need to fix your appearance?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mona. Are you okay? I'm like what? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
First of all, I'm a I'm a I'm human resources,
and second of all, I'm the prankster, so that gives me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Valid Yeah, that overrides everything. I'm the price.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, Mona, you need to fix your appearance. You understand
what I'm saying. See some of y'all come up in
these office and you too, you're too top heavy. You
understand I'm saying top heavy?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Have you lost? Okay? You're border learne now yeah, hr
h yeah, some of y'all too top heavy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And it's listen, listen, it's a you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Got a high bud.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So now what o.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Y'all must like it. Ain't nobody anybody saying nothing about it.
Y'all must like it. So it's evidently not. It's not
bothering you. Oh, it's bothering U. Well, Mona, our job,
Mona is bothering us. So let's address moment right now.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
She's bothering you, Mona. You need to fix your appearance.
Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Please jesuit her.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Ah, how you doing? My name is James over with
the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
the company for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay correct? Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe.
Wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been
some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a
call about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now
your your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact
as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing
(02:10):
that has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Okay. Now, first of all, what are my parents have
to do with your corporation?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, what's going on? Like I said, you, you've been
with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yes? Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I have Okay, and uh.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You told me telling me something by my kids, right?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What I what I want to talk to you about
is that what what what some of the workers in
the office are having a problem with and what we
want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment
because we want to see about helping you get a
breast reduction.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Oh what brea reduction?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Okay? Now you you you you? I mean from from
understanding that your your breasts are too large? Was this.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Again?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate
Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human
resources of corporation.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay. Now, if you ain't calling here by something else,
certainly what we do here telling you calling me, telling
me somebody giving me a break production. What you need
to do is try and dig up slow because what
I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They
was over here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.
I wear them.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Problem, Lona. All we want to do is we want
to get you a doctor's appointment so we can help
you get your get your breast reduced. So you know
you you'll feel a lot more comfortable and the people
in the office all be a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Okay, I'm not You ain't feel do it. Man, You
ain't gonna come in and tell me some what y'all
gonna do to me what you talking about. I'm even
just being this foremost eight years and I ain't never
had no problem when nobody's telling me something about my friends.
So what you need to do is find out who's
going around here making these rumors. And first of all,
I'm gonna dig up because it might be one he's
(03:58):
up in here talking about me, and you know, jealous
because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me.
I'm on. You know, I'm gonna mask and they right
here got top of my breath.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
I gotta get I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
It's big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?
Can you reduce that? Ma'am?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it. I
gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
What you're gonna get downe is that's what you're gonna
get done. And listen, start worrying about my break. So
you and whoever whoever calming you are telling you something
about what I'm doing at this desk, tell them, I said,
the kids mind to whatever you do. I'm gonna do me.
So they don't like that, then hey, how at them
because I'm ana find whoever doing it because they jealous.
(04:43):
I'm a bad They don't understand it, and the man's
come in and what woo whoop they come to who
they come to my desk and ask for who they
ask for me?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta
get your breast brought down.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
First of all, whoever you are, you you might need
to come see you can sit up to the front
of my head and see how it looking. You might
want to come back and bring out your crew.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Lona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
set your desk and see your your your I gotta
get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced now.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
To when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna see no,
I'm going you want to.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Do your Mona, You're going to a doctor.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You bring it so he I ain't going no doctors.
What you talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to
go see, I ain't trying to hear it, yell.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Said, what I'm gonna do is They said you would
act like this, mona. They said you would react just
this way. This is what the people in the office
are talking about.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I don't give it what they I'll be in this company.
B I wanna pay years. I ain't no hand, nobody
accounting me telling me something? My friend, what you need
to do? First of all, you need to come in
and see me, because it might like what you see
because I'm a big, bad bowl puny four woman. You
better yet. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And now what's up?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
How do you need my name?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I need your names because I ain't never had somebody
to call my job to tell me some my braain.
I need to know your name because i' gonna get
some lottery in this because I don't play this shit
I need. I don't play that. So whoever you is,
and your carpet and whoever kind of me by my breast,
I don't play that. I need your name, I really do,
because you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You want to know my name?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I want to know your dame. Hell y'all, I want
to know your name. What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Are you listening? What is this a neshew, Tommy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You what breas bigger than mine? You know, I got
a limp? Me and y'all need to Clint, boy, you're
gonna make me go right. I can't believe this is
her breaths bigger than mine, and then she got a limp.
(07:01):
I listened to this show every morning, and I just
can't believe I got said.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She did it.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
She got me, you know, got me. But I'm gonna
catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a watching. It's okay.
I'm gonna give.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Him all right, baby, I got one more thing for you, baby,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
Morning Show and tom and guess what play on this
head phone. I just want to let you know I'm
a side sixteen with a low cut. And there you
have it.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What is supposed to be for no reason though, but
it all let mona yeah, yeah, big ups, big ups.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Louisville, Kentucky the NEP You're coming to town, baby.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
My moial weekend Mamial weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, Friday, Saturday Sunday. One show Friday to Saturday. Two
on Sunday. It is Memorial Weekend. Come out and have
a good time on the holiday weekend. Get your laugh on,
get your barbecue on, hang out with friends and family.
It's a great day to laugh, all right, great day
to laugh. Come laugh with the nephew. I will be
there all weekend long at the Louisville Comedy Club.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I think it's on sale right now. You're listening. Shot
Dave Harday Morning Show
You know, at these jobs, some of these ladies, you know,
come in there looking like this and looking like that,
and you know sometimes you just got to put them
to the side. So you know, this is this is
one of those situations. The title of this one is Mona,
you need to fix your appearance?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mona. Are you okay? I'm like what? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
First of all, I'm a I'm a I'm human resources,
and second of all, I'm the prankster, so that gives me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Valid Yeah, that overrides everything. I'm the price.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, Mona, you need to fix your appearance. You understand
what I'm saying. See some of y'all come up in
these office and you too, you're too top heavy. You
understand I'm saying top heavy?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Have you lost? Okay? You're border learne now yeah, hr
h yeah, some of y'all too top heavy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And it's listen, listen, it's a you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Got a high bud.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So now what o.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Y'all must like it. Ain't nobody anybody saying nothing about it.
Y'all must like it. So it's evidently not. It's not
bothering you. Oh, it's bothering U. Well, Mona, our job,
Mona is bothering us. So let's address moment right now.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
She's bothering you, Mona. You need to fix your appearance.
Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Please jesuit her.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Ah, how you doing? My name is James over with
the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
the company for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay correct? Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe.
Wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been
some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a
call about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now
your your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact
as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing
(02:10):
that has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Okay. Now, first of all, what are my parents have
to do with your corporation?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, what's going on? Like I said, you, you've been
with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yes? Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I have Okay, and uh.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You told me telling me something by my kids, right?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What I what I want to talk to you about
is that what what what some of the workers in
the office are having a problem with and what we
want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment
because we want to see about helping you get a
breast reduction.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Oh what brea reduction?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Okay? Now you you you you? I mean from from
understanding that your your breasts are too large? Was this.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Again?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate
Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human
resources of corporation.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay. Now, if you ain't calling here by something else,
certainly what we do here telling you calling me, telling
me somebody giving me a break production. What you need
to do is try and dig up slow because what
I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They
was over here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.
I wear them.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Problem, Lona. All we want to do is we want
to get you a doctor's appointment so we can help
you get your get your breast reduced. So you know
you you'll feel a lot more comfortable and the people
in the office all be a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Okay, I'm not You ain't feel do it. Man, You
ain't gonna come in and tell me some what y'all
gonna do to me what you talking about. I'm even
just being this foremost eight years and I ain't never
had no problem when nobody's telling me something about my friends.
So what you need to do is find out who's
going around here making these rumors. And first of all,
I'm gonna dig up because it might be one he's
(03:58):
up in here talking about me, and you know, jealous
because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me.
I'm on. You know, I'm gonna mask and they right
here got top of my breath.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
I gotta get I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
It's big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?
Can you reduce that? Ma'am?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it. I
gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
What you're gonna get downe is that's what you're gonna
get done. And listen, start worrying about my break. So
you and whoever whoever calming you are telling you something
about what I'm doing at this desk, tell them, I said,
the kids mind to whatever you do. I'm gonna do me.
So they don't like that, then hey, how at them
because I'm ana find whoever doing it because they jealous.
(04:43):
I'm a bad They don't understand it, and the man's
come in and what woo whoop they come to who
they come to my desk and ask for who they
ask for me?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta
get your breast brought down.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
First of all, whoever you are, you you might need
to come see you can sit up to the front
of my head and see how it looking. You might
want to come back and bring out your crew.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Lona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
set your desk and see your your your I gotta
get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced now.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
To when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna see no,
I'm going you want to.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Do your Mona, You're going to a doctor.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You bring it so he I ain't going no doctors.
What you talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to
go see, I ain't trying to hear it, yell.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Said, what I'm gonna do is They said you would
act like this, mona. They said you would react just
this way. This is what the people in the office
are talking about.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I don't give it what they I'll be in this company.
B I wanna pay years. I ain't no hand, nobody
accounting me telling me something? My friend, what you need
to do? First of all, you need to come in
and see me, because it might like what you see
because I'm a big, bad bowl puny four woman. You
better yet. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And now what's up?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
How do you need my name?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I need your names because I ain't never had somebody
to call my job to tell me some my braain.
I need to know your name because i' gonna get
some lottery in this because I don't play this shit
I need. I don't play that. So whoever you is,
and your carpet and whoever kind of me by my breast,
I don't play that. I need your name, I really do,
because you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You want to know my name?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I want to know your dame. Hell y'all, I want
to know your name. What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Are you listening? What is this a neshew, Tommy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You what breas bigger than mine? You know, I got
a limp? Me and y'all need to Clint, boy, you're
gonna make me go right. I can't believe this is
her breaths bigger than mine, and then she got a limp.
(07:01):
I listened to this show every morning, and I just
can't believe I got said.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
She did it.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
She got me, you know, got me. But I'm gonna
catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a watching. It's okay.
I'm gonna give.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Him all right, baby, I got one more thing for you, baby,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
Morning Show and tom and guess what play on this
head phone. I just want to let you know I'm
a side sixteen with a low cut. And there you
have it.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What is supposed to be for no reason though, but
it all let mona yeah, yeah, big ups, big ups.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Louisville, Kentucky the NEP You're coming to town, baby.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
My moial weekend Mamial weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, Friday, Saturday Sunday. One show Friday to Saturday. Two
on Sunday. It is Memorial Weekend. Come out and have
a good time on the holiday weekend. Get your laugh on,
get your barbecue on, hang out with friends and family.
It's a great day to laugh, all right, great day
to laugh. Come laugh with the nephew. I will be
there all weekend long at the Louisville Comedy Club.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I think it's on sale right now. You're listening. Shot
Dave Harday Morning Show
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