March 10, 2025 • 9 mins
Look, sometimes someone has to let parents know that their son is a little...musty. Luckily the King of Pranks is here to let Malik's mom know that he's been stinking up the daycare.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is you
can't blame that on the medicine. Okay, well get into
that find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
praying phone call, nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Uh? You know, surely it happens down at the school
quite often calling you know, Uh, it happens here. You've
got grand babies and stuff. It happens, you know, it happens.
That's right here is Musty Son, Musty Son baby. I'm
talking about somebody baby. Yes, I am sure. That's what
(00:38):
the problem. People ain't talking about people kids. Yes, I'm
talking about your baby muscle.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, that's the problem. That's what that's the problem. We
to put these limits up. If child's think we got
to say something your mustard baby. Yes, we need to
your baby needs to be washed. It needs your baby?
Why is your baby?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why? He the older brown.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Want to jump in? Sorry he was in my segment.
I thought i'd get in here since we segment jumping
Wait a minute, who who who Mustard?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I said you probably must have too, are you. I'm
just making a right made out ass.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Lord little man, you you don't never I know, good
way to hell. You ain't called me mustard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What kind of the odoran?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Do you use?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
The older than now?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I use toussy?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, they still making it's still work too. I used
the kind that you dip in and get what's your franker?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You need to pray for the nephew?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, well this is Musty son, your little fun yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What you use?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
A stick of butter? That's all they got because you
live in a little.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Tree making cookies with your little show.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know, I'm with this lady. I know I'm not
gonna do. I'm not gonna do Mustang Son. Maybe next
week it'll be Musty lady from the truck. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vanessa place. It's she
i Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the one of
the owners. You know, my wife Michelle.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We own the Yes, can I help you?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, we've been uh, I think we've had your son, Malik,
probably be close to a year now.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
All right, Yes, you have everything, okay, so everything.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is fine, Everything is fine. I don't think we we
have a problem that we can't clear up. I have
a question for you. Have you been noticing anything different
about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hygiene?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
No, not that I can be called. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay? How old is Malik? Okay, Well, we have come
across a little glitch here that we're going to try
to take care of here at the at the daycare.
Actually my wife didn't. I told her I would make
the phone call and leave her out of it. I
know you see her every day once.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, but what slitch are you talking about? What is
this glitch?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
I'm confused?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seemed like
every day here lately for the last two months, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, yes, and okay, and
he's too little kid with the curly hair. I know
exactly which one he is. So what I'm what I'm
saying to you is that we are having problems. He's
just he's just reaching. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Okay, you know my son does not reach. I don't
know what child you're talking about, but you're not talking
about my child. I just told you and make sure
that he gets a back every night. So that's not
my child. My child is very clean.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to This is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Experiment.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm sorry, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some male
deodorant on him for the next well just for the
next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
No, no, no, you're not. You're not going to put
anything on my child. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Doesn't have a problem. I already told you that my
son is clean. You're not going to put any on him,
and if you do, it's going to be a problem.
Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, man, I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
That I'm not going to either.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
You talk about putting the order. I'm my tell you
you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
in Please don't make me have to come down to
that school for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about
your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting
here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to
let you know your child.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Is much nonciense. Maybe you're the one that's musty. Maybe
you and your wife are musty. My child is not musty.
I keep telling you that I base him every night
which don't you understand.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,
Maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay,
because I.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Don't know what child my child?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You are not my child?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Do I need to come down there for you with
the comps and sue your entire establishment. You don't want
that to happen. Stay it away from my child? Are
you crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You know?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Matter of facts, my.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Son, ma'am. Your son is fine. Your son is in
there with the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know,
today is the first day I sprayed a little bit
of mail at the yodor and your way. Well, how
that works?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You pray? Look, Cheryl, can you come up from me
for a couple of minutes. I'm going right now. I'll
be there within the hour, because you know crazy, you
mean sprayed my son.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Scram I just prayed a little bit of the older
and on him, just to see if we can.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
If give me permission to do that. And I keep
telling you said, there's nothing wrong with my child, and
you took up on your shop to go and spray
my child. And you weren't about to do that, are you.
I'm riding out right now.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy
is easy? Your son, the leak is fine. Why are
you coming here?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, he's currently not fine. If you've going around spray,
why don't you space because clearly you're smelling and wreaking
and funky as hell. I ain't give you no space, child,
I'm gonna that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I promise you.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I promise you. I'm all y'all because you were crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for the musty. Must you know what?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I ain't even trying to hear you because you're clearly crazy.
How you going around spraying people's kids with my child?
Did you smell me?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You ever?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Can you know what? I'm about to get in my
car coming on there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Forgive?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I said? You must be crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Why did you hang up on me? I'm trying to
fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.
I'll be there telling once.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
How could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm
on my waist right now.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Where are you now? Are you in your car? Where
are you I am.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Heading to my car, not together to my car to
come down there for because you must be crazy. Spring
my child.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Okay, please, do you possibly have to tell me?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call. You mustuff.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
That's I'm standing here in the barket line about to
come down. I'm you exactly what I was about. I'm
gonna get her. I'll say, get it because I'm thigga.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean and you don't smell. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I just talked to it. She's right here in a
cubical You gotta call her right now, I said, Okay,
just chill out, I'll call her. Wenna. Get it. You
don't know, is Malik nice and clean?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Myleak is always nice and clean and smelling right, So
I don't know what the hell you were talking about.
I was like, not my child, got the wrong child?
You were about to get it.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You don't even know, oh man, all right, Vanessa, you
gotta tell me one more thing. But what's the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the lake.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
The one and only Steve runing shout.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And there you have it. Wow, let's go all the
musty babies out there. There's quite a few of them.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We know it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We know babies smell like we've.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Got to start making baby the older. If they ain't,
they got the strengthen it. If they's already out there,
we got some strength on. It's some mustard babies out there.
Don't care what y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, nephew, coming out to me.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Them and don't say night yown, no, no, cmust.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Strawberry letter for today. The subject is you can't blame
that on medicine. We'll get into it right after this.
This message is brought to you by Pfizer. If you're
fifty or older, getting sick can keep you away from
where you need to be. You don't want surprises like
new micacle pneumonia or invasive new maccle disease. You're six
point four times more likely to get new micacle pneumonia
(09:36):
compared with adults eighteen to forty nine. It's recommended that
people fifty or older get vaccinated. Being sick could get
between you and the people who rely on you, so
schedule your shot at vaxsist dot com. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is you
can't blame that on the medicine. Okay, well get into
that find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
praying phone call, nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Uh? You know, surely it happens down at the school
quite often calling you know, Uh, it happens here. You've
got grand babies and stuff. It happens, you know, it happens.
That's right here is Musty Son, Musty Son baby. I'm
talking about somebody baby. Yes, I am sure. That's what
(00:38):
the problem. People ain't talking about people kids. Yes, I'm
talking about your baby muscle.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, that's the problem. That's what that's the problem. We
to put these limits up. If child's think we got
to say something your mustard baby. Yes, we need to
your baby needs to be washed. It needs your baby?
Why is your baby?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why? He the older brown.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Want to jump in? Sorry he was in my segment.
I thought i'd get in here since we segment jumping
Wait a minute, who who who Mustard?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I said you probably must have too, are you. I'm
just making a right made out ass.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Lord little man, you you don't never I know, good
way to hell. You ain't called me mustard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What kind of the odoran?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Do you use?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
The older than now?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I use toussy?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, they still making it's still work too. I used
the kind that you dip in and get what's your franker?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You need to pray for the nephew?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, well this is Musty son, your little fun yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What you use?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
A stick of butter? That's all they got because you
live in a little.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Tree making cookies with your little show.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know, I'm with this lady. I know I'm not
gonna do. I'm not gonna do Mustang Son. Maybe next
week it'll be Musty lady from the truck. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vanessa place. It's she
i Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the one of
the owners. You know, my wife Michelle.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We own the Yes, can I help you?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, we've been uh, I think we've had your son, Malik,
probably be close to a year now.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
All right, Yes, you have everything, okay, so everything.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is fine, Everything is fine. I don't think we we
have a problem that we can't clear up. I have
a question for you. Have you been noticing anything different
about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hygiene?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
No, not that I can be called. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay? How old is Malik? Okay, Well, we have come
across a little glitch here that we're going to try
to take care of here at the at the daycare.
Actually my wife didn't. I told her I would make
the phone call and leave her out of it. I
know you see her every day once.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, but what slitch are you talking about? What is
this glitch?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
I'm confused?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seemed like
every day here lately for the last two months, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, yes, and okay, and
he's too little kid with the curly hair. I know
exactly which one he is. So what I'm what I'm
saying to you is that we are having problems. He's
just he's just reaching. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Okay, you know my son does not reach. I don't
know what child you're talking about, but you're not talking
about my child. I just told you and make sure
that he gets a back every night. So that's not
my child. My child is very clean.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to This is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Experiment.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm sorry, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some male
deodorant on him for the next well just for the
next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
No, no, no, you're not. You're not going to put
anything on my child. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Doesn't have a problem. I already told you that my
son is clean. You're not going to put any on him,
and if you do, it's going to be a problem.
Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, man, I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
That I'm not going to either.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
You talk about putting the order. I'm my tell you
you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
in Please don't make me have to come down to
that school for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about
your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting
here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to
let you know your child.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Is much nonciense. Maybe you're the one that's musty. Maybe
you and your wife are musty. My child is not musty.
I keep telling you that I base him every night
which don't you understand.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,
Maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay,
because I.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Don't know what child my child?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You are not my child?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Do I need to come down there for you with
the comps and sue your entire establishment. You don't want
that to happen. Stay it away from my child? Are
you crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You know?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Matter of facts, my.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Son, ma'am. Your son is fine. Your son is in
there with the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know,
today is the first day I sprayed a little bit
of mail at the yodor and your way. Well, how
that works?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
You pray? Look, Cheryl, can you come up from me
for a couple of minutes. I'm going right now. I'll
be there within the hour, because you know crazy, you
mean sprayed my son.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Scram I just prayed a little bit of the older
and on him, just to see if we can.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
If give me permission to do that. And I keep
telling you said, there's nothing wrong with my child, and
you took up on your shop to go and spray
my child. And you weren't about to do that, are you.
I'm riding out right now.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy
is easy? Your son, the leak is fine. Why are
you coming here?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, he's currently not fine. If you've going around spray,
why don't you space because clearly you're smelling and wreaking
and funky as hell. I ain't give you no space, child,
I'm gonna that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I promise you.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I promise you. I'm all y'all because you were crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for the musty. Must you know what?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I ain't even trying to hear you because you're clearly crazy.
How you going around spraying people's kids with my child?
Did you smell me?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You ever?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Can you know what? I'm about to get in my
car coming on there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Forgive?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I said? You must be crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Why did you hang up on me? I'm trying to
fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.
I'll be there telling once.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
How could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm
on my waist right now.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Where are you now? Are you in your car? Where
are you I am.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Heading to my car, not together to my car to
come down there for because you must be crazy. Spring
my child.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Okay, please, do you possibly have to tell me?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call. You mustuff.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
That's I'm standing here in the barket line about to
come down. I'm you exactly what I was about. I'm
gonna get her. I'll say, get it because I'm thigga.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean and you don't smell. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I just talked to it. She's right here in a
cubical You gotta call her right now, I said, Okay,
just chill out, I'll call her. Wenna. Get it. You
don't know, is Malik nice and clean?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Myleak is always nice and clean and smelling right, So
I don't know what the hell you were talking about.
I was like, not my child, got the wrong child?
You were about to get it.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You don't even know, oh man, all right, Vanessa, you
gotta tell me one more thing. But what's the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the lake.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
The one and only Steve runing shout.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And there you have it. Wow, let's go all the
musty babies out there. There's quite a few of them.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We know it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We know babies smell like we've.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Got to start making baby the older. If they ain't,
they got the strengthen it. If they's already out there,
we got some strength on. It's some mustard babies out there.
Don't care what y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, nephew, coming out to me.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Them and don't say night yown, no, no, cmust.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Strawberry letter for today. The subject is you can't blame
that on medicine. We'll get into it right after this.
This message is brought to you by Pfizer. If you're
fifty or older, getting sick can keep you away from
where you need to be. You don't want surprises like
new micacle pneumonia or invasive new maccle disease. You're six
point four times more likely to get new micacle pneumonia
(09:36):
compared with adults eighteen to forty nine. It's recommended that
people fifty or older get vaccinated. Being sick could get
between you and the people who rely on you, so
schedule your shot at vaxsist dot com. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.