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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
the Strawberry letter for today. And uh, the subject is
you can yell and shout because I'm out. All right,
we'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for today's prank phone call with the nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What you got for us?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Sure, it's about to get real real funky up in here?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, wrong, Yeah, that's right here is called musty Son. Oh,
musty Son. If you gonna, if you're gonna prank somebody,
and they got hiss. That is the most sensitive subject
they that turns them on, Right there, musty Son. Let's
go cat down, let's get let's get funky up in here. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa. Please it is
she i Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the one
of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle. We own there.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, we've been I think we've had your son, Malik,
probably be close to a year now. Am all right? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You have everything?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, so everything is fine, Everything is fine. I don't
think we have a problem that we can't clear up.
I have a question for you. Have you been noticing
anything different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Hygiene?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, not that I can be called. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay? How old is Malik?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
He's too?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, well, we soon have come across a little glitch
here that we're going to try to take care of
here at the at the daycare. Actually my wife didn't.
I told her I would make the phone call and
leave her out of it. I know you see her
every day once.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, what slitch are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What is this glitch?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm confused?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seems like
every day here lately for the last two months, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and
he's a cute little kid with the curly hair. I
know exactly which one he is. So what I'm what
I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
He's he's just reeking. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Okay, you know what my son does not reek. I
don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not
talking about my child. I just told you and make
sure that he gets a bath every night.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So that's not my child.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
My child is very clean.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to This is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Experiment.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some
male deodorant on him for the next well just for
the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
No, No, No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're not going to put anything on my child.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay. Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
He doesn't have a problem. I already told you that
my son is clean. You're not going to put any
on him, and if you do, it's going to be
a problem. Do you understand me?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm not trying either, But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
You talking about putting the order on my tell you
you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
in Please don't make me have to come back to
that school for you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about
your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting
here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to
let you know your child is.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Much that's a nonsense. Maybe you're the one that's musty.
Maybe you and your wife are musty.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
My child is not musty. I keep telling you that
I based him every night which don't you want to
say him?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,
maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay, But.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Because I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
My child you are not using on my child? Do
I need to come down there for you with the comps.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
And suit your entire establishment. You don't want that to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Stay it away from my child?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Are you crazy? You know, matter of fact, want my son, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Your son is fine. Your son is in there with
the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today
is the first day I sprayed a little bit of
mail at the odor and way see how that works?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You Cheryl Chel, can you come up with me for
a couple of minutes. I'm ridding my right now. I'll
be there within the hour because you must be crazy.
You don't mean sprayed my.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Son, scraam. I just prayed a little bit of the
odor and on him, just to see if we.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Can give me permission to do that. And I keep
telling you that there's nothing wrong with my child, and
you took it up on yourself to go and spray
my child. And you weren't about to do that, are you?
I'm ridding my right now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy?
Is your son of the leak is fine? Right? Why
are you coming here?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
He's clearly that fine? If you're going around spray, why
don't you space because clearlyss you're smelling and wreaking and
funky as hell. I ain't give you no space, challenge,
I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm because
you were crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for there.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You know what, I didn't even trying to hear you.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Because you're clearly crazy. How you going around splaying people's kids?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Don't with my child?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Did you smell me?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You have a chid?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I'm about to get in my car coming down there
for your said you must be crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?
I'm trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'll be there and tell minute once.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
What could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm
on my waist to you right now.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Where are you now? Are you in your car. Where
are you?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I am heading to my car, not together to my
car to come down.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
There for because you must be crazy spring my child.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, please, do you possibly have to tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call you
my stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I
can come down never. And that's exactly what I was about.
I'm gonna get her. I'll say get her because I'm nigga.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean and you don't smell.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I just talk to her. She said, she's right here
in a cubic because you got to call her right now.
I said, okay, just chill out, little caller.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know now's my leak license clean.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
The leak is always nice and clean and smelling nice.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
So I don't know what the hell you were talking about.
I was like, my child got the wrong child, You're
about to get it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You don't even know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh man, all right, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one
more thing. But what's the baddest, and I mean the
baddest radio show in the Lake, the.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
One and only Steve har frind In Show.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I did it and I ain't taking it back.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What what? What? What? What? What I did?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Telling people about the baby push like that too much?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hey, hey, there's.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Some little kids walking around here.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's real.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Gamy. They look gaming. That is true.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You need to get that bad.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
The nephew is coming to Saint Louis, Missouri. Saint loul
get ready to get ready. That is July seventh, eighth,
the night the nephew is coming to town. Skip to
the I would be at the Helium Comedy Club July seven,
eight nine, Saint Louis. Laying in the cut is Dothan, Alabama,
July fifteenth, Dope Thun, Alabama. Tickets on sale are red
(08:12):
now and then after that I'm at the cap afterl
Side Conclave. When you can catch me on the twenty second,
which is Saturday, well, I will be hosting the family
outing on the RiPP Walk. You don't want to miss
a baby. Tickets on sale right now, go to CAPA
Conclave twenty twenty three dot com. That's CAPA Conclave twenty
twenty three dot com. And guess what's almost soul out?
(08:33):
Oh that Nephew on the twenty third in Redondo Beach, California.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We kidding there.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
We almost have got a few tickets left. I'm proud
of y'all, LA and everybody around the way. Y'all must
miss the nephew because I miss y'all too. But I
looked at the tickets and said, oh my god, I
think they love the nephew. So few tickets left Redondo Beach, California,
at Redondo Performing Arts Center. That nephew is coming on
Sunday night, the twenty third.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Tickets own sale right now.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right now, I for you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
The subject is you can yell and shout because I'm out.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
the Strawberry letter for today. And uh, the subject is
you can yell and shout because I'm out. All right,
we'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for today's prank phone call with the nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What you got for us?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Sure, it's about to get real real funky up in here?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, wrong, Yeah, that's right here is called musty Son. Oh,
musty Son. If you gonna, if you're gonna prank somebody,
and they got hiss. That is the most sensitive subject
they that turns them on, Right there, musty Son. Let's
go cat down, let's get let's get funky up in here. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa. Please it is
she i Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the one
of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle. We own there.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, we've been I think we've had your son, Malik,
probably be close to a year now. Am all right? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You have everything?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, so everything is fine, Everything is fine. I don't
think we have a problem that we can't clear up.
I have a question for you. Have you been noticing
anything different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Hygiene?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, not that I can be called. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay? How old is Malik?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
He's too?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, well, we soon have come across a little glitch
here that we're going to try to take care of
here at the at the daycare. Actually my wife didn't.
I told her I would make the phone call and
leave her out of it. I know you see her
every day once.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, what slitch are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What is this glitch?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm confused?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seems like
every day here lately for the last two months, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and
he's a cute little kid with the curly hair. I
know exactly which one he is. So what I'm what
I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
He's he's just reeking. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Okay, you know what my son does not reek. I
don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not
talking about my child. I just told you and make
sure that he gets a bath every night.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So that's not my child.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
My child is very clean.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to This is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Experiment.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some
male deodorant on him for the next well just for
the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
No, No, No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're not going to put anything on my child.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay. Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
He doesn't have a problem. I already told you that
my son is clean. You're not going to put any
on him, and if you do, it's going to be
a problem. Do you understand me?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm not trying either, But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
You talking about putting the order on my tell you
you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen
in Please don't make me have to come back to
that school for you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about
your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting
here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to
let you know your child is.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Much that's a nonsense. Maybe you're the one that's musty.
Maybe you and your wife are musty.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
My child is not musty. I keep telling you that
I based him every night which don't you want to
say him?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,
maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay, But.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Because I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
My child you are not using on my child? Do
I need to come down there for you with the comps.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
And suit your entire establishment. You don't want that to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Stay it away from my child?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Are you crazy? You know, matter of fact, want my son, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Your son is fine. Your son is in there with
the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today
is the first day I sprayed a little bit of
mail at the odor and way see how that works?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You Cheryl Chel, can you come up with me for
a couple of minutes. I'm ridding my right now. I'll
be there within the hour because you must be crazy.
You don't mean sprayed my.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Son, scraam. I just prayed a little bit of the
odor and on him, just to see if we.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Can give me permission to do that. And I keep
telling you that there's nothing wrong with my child, and
you took it up on yourself to go and spray
my child. And you weren't about to do that, are you?
I'm ridding my right now.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy?
Is your son of the leak is fine? Right? Why
are you coming here?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
He's clearly that fine? If you're going around spray, why
don't you space because clearlyss you're smelling and wreaking and
funky as hell. I ain't give you no space, challenge,
I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm because
you were crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for there.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You know what, I didn't even trying to hear you.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Because you're clearly crazy. How you going around splaying people's kids?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Don't with my child?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Did you smell me?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You have a chid?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I'm about to get in my car coming down there
for your said you must be crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?
I'm trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'll be there and tell minute once.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
What could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm
on my waist to you right now.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Where are you now? Are you in your car. Where
are you?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I am heading to my car, not together to my
car to come down.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
There for because you must be crazy spring my child.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, please, do you possibly have to tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call you
my stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I
can come down never. And that's exactly what I was about.
I'm gonna get her. I'll say get her because I'm nigga.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean and you don't smell.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I just talk to her. She said, she's right here
in a cubic because you got to call her right now.
I said, okay, just chill out, little caller.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know now's my leak license clean.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
The leak is always nice and clean and smelling nice.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
So I don't know what the hell you were talking about.
I was like, my child got the wrong child, You're
about to get it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You don't even know.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh man, all right, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one
more thing. But what's the baddest, and I mean the
baddest radio show in the Lake, the.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
One and only Steve har frind In Show.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I did it and I ain't taking it back.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What what? What? What? What? What I did?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Telling people about the baby push like that too much?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hey, hey, there's.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Some little kids walking around here.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's real.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Gamy. They look gaming. That is true.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You need to get that bad.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
The nephew is coming to Saint Louis, Missouri. Saint loul
get ready to get ready. That is July seventh, eighth,
the night the nephew is coming to town. Skip to
the I would be at the Helium Comedy Club July seven,
eight nine, Saint Louis. Laying in the cut is Dothan, Alabama,
July fifteenth, Dope Thun, Alabama. Tickets on sale are red
(08:12):
now and then after that I'm at the cap afterl
Side Conclave. When you can catch me on the twenty second,
which is Saturday, well, I will be hosting the family
outing on the RiPP Walk. You don't want to miss
a baby. Tickets on sale right now, go to CAPA
Conclave twenty twenty three dot com. That's CAPA Conclave twenty
twenty three dot com. And guess what's almost soul out?
(08:33):
Oh that Nephew on the twenty third in Redondo Beach, California.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We kidding there.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
We almost have got a few tickets left. I'm proud
of y'all, LA and everybody around the way. Y'all must
miss the nephew because I miss y'all too. But I
looked at the tickets and said, oh my god, I
think they love the nephew. So few tickets left Redondo Beach, California,
at Redondo Performing Arts Center. That nephew is coming on
Sunday night, the twenty third.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Tickets own sale right now.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right now, I for you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
The subject is you can yell and shout because I'm out.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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