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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My favorite socks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
How about that ranking people socks? That's really normal?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Wait wait, wait till your head. Here we go my
favorite sock.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Let's go get up and I'm trying to reach the charge. Yeah, okay,
are you do? You live in an apartment? Who is it?
My name is Benny Man, I live in. Let me
say this to you. Man, this like the third time
this that happened, you know, and I got fed up
with it, so I'm finished city and then we finish.
Get up?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Man?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Wait wait? Who who are you a game?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
My name Benny Man, I live in. Let's listen. Do
you use the washroom on the property? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Man, I use washroom? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, this is the third time this to happened. Last
night was the third time right now. The first time
I happened to be in the washroom with you and
I come up with a shirt missing now. The second
time was was was uh my T shirt? My Chicago
Bulls Championship T shirt? I saw your girl with it
on now? Last night? Last night was one that drew
(01:04):
the line. My favorite socks was missing out the dryer
or work to get my I don't know what you're doing, man,
When you in the washroom. If you decide you just
gonna go shopping in the dry and get what you
want out of it from other people's stuff. Man, but
this thing I.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Will hauld up. I'm a grown man. What are you
talking about shopping for? Every day? I buy my own. Listen,
you called me tripping by some clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And what you called me tripping by some socks? You,
I'm right? They't my favorite socks. So when I got
a problem is why? What makes you think you can
start opening up dryers? Getting people? Stop out? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Hold up? What makes you think I'm opening up? Hold up?
You got the wrong one? Where you getting my number from? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I got your number from the lease in office. I
told them my number.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
So what they done lost their mind? Giving you my numbers?
Calling me with some to buy some socks?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Hey, man, they my favorite socks, and look at it.
I want my socks back from you.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Man, I'm gonna say this one more time. You done
lost your mind?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time. Eat, I'm
gonna get them socks. I'm gonna get that. Older than
you got a plan? You say you live in five?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What I live?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And you gotta live dad.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I knock on your door about ten minutes if it's
okay with you, potner.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hey, man, it's whatever. All I know is you better
bring them socks when you bring your fowndy fo. You
got my favorite socks and you crying like a look
by some socks?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hell with you you gotten my man.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm gonna show whooping your old partner a man.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You better have shake. You better have my Chicago Board
championship shirk, and you better have my socks. You can't
be taking people stuff out the washroom.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Fine pottery, you got three it was called fox shirt
and a T shirt. That's what you walk. You gotta
We've been coming for all them.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But that's fine with me. Dog Ba, I do I
want my socks back, man like like my little sister
over crying. We ain't, man, I don't worry about that.
I better not catch you wile your sister in my stuff.
I'm ana can offer you and me.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You ain't gonna tell you thing I know, but you
canna lost your mind. First of all, why don't you
your head on down to the washroom so I can
whoop your Now, I'll put you in the washroom.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right now. But you're gonna bring my sacks with you. You
and me come bringing pup to you. Pap, I'm gonna
put you inside that drive and turn it off since
you're stealing stuff out of it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You don't lost your man? Let me tell you what that.
Hurry up, put your get down to the washroom.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Now, I'm tied up my shaloon.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm on the fall phone.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm already walking that way. So now what when I
see me? You know me? I know you, No, I
already know you. Once you get busted in the head,
you'll know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I wish you ain't a man enough. I'm going you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'll tell you what. How long it's gonna take you
to get your throwhere. That's gonna take me up by
two minutes. Paul, All right, then guess what else I'm
bringing with what's to hanging? Now? Is you listening to
see what I'm bringing?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What this is? Nephew County?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Say what? Man? Who is this?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hey? Child? This nephew? Tell me from the deal, Harvey morning,
your man, Your girl Shandrea got me to prank you.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Man, man, y'all wrong, y'all wrong, man, I got one
boot on. I'm on my way down the stairs. Tell me,
come on, man, tell me it ain't so man I'm
talking about. I know, ain't no grown man on this
songe crying over?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, oh that times man, some sock.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Man, some sock but you know y'all tripping.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hey man, I got one more question, baby, what is
What is the baddest radio show in the last man.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's easy, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
George, I got you, man.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
All right, and now you have it my favorite socks.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, too much, too bad, Keep the stupid, keep
it ignorant.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hey, y'all know it's about to be l weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Weekend?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
What difference did that make to start cooking? It's trying
to get this grill cracking. Now you already know what
that means. It's trying to get it fired up.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Oh yeah, well we know that you've been on like
a little excursion by yourself for the last five six weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, I gotta get myself together.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Fishing and it's you showering daily. I meant to you know,
you're going down to that what.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You ain't down here? What you're worried about it?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
And then after labor day stop I'm telling you, before
you know it, your trees, get your.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Light, get your tree.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I've already been. They have Christmas decorations up already.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Okay, they're gonna start playing Mariah carry in a minute.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Classic.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, definitely all right, So.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What no you go? So what you got going on?
Well this weekend I've been talking about it forever. It's
time now.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's the comedy Jam August twenty night, Me and Bill Bellamy,
Baby and Birmingham, Alabama Auta Tour.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's not saying that right.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
About yeah, about well or about well bout well, bout well.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
They're gonna they're gonna come to neither one.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You did that years ago, right, big though.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yourself five thousand?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Hey he sounded serious. Didn't he have to say? The
audience number?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's how you know?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I mean buildings and buildings always had numbers attached to.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Okay, okay, let's go. Let's hit a couple of city there. Uh, Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
What you play was over to the theater twenty five
hundred mm hmm. Augusta, no, no, Kings was out there
ringing but in Charlotte though, right, yeah, Augusta. George is
where I did my comedy special, two thousand seats, Bill Auditory.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Real, all right, let's do one more. Let's do one moment.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Washington, d C. Okay, though I don't really know, Washington,
d C. Where I hold the record.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
I hold the record, Washington. Thank you for bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
That's why he didn't want to bring it up.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Constitution Hall, Okay, Constitution Hall, das Steve
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hawk, you're listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show