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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got one for you this right here, Shirley is
my roommate Bennie.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
My room made Benny. So like your roommate's name is Benny.
That's what. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, but my roommate Bennie, Uh, he was a bird.
What no, no, now, no, roll with tell me on this.
Let's go catch. Just remember my roommate Bennie is a bird.
Let's go catch.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Dofll must be the devil. Yeah, okay, hey man, this
is Chris. I live above you. I ain't never met
you before, but you you you if you been calling
the lease in office about h complaining on me about
I'm making too much noise away.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, man, I'm not bad, bro. I was trying to
catch you.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I could never Uh, I could never catch you at home.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's just like you know.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Bro, I work at nice I work at night.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah. Yeah, you're saying I work in a day, but
I can't sleep at night. Broke. I don't know what's
going on in your apartment. I'm saying I ain't trying
to be in your business. I'm not trying to be
in your business. Player, I just can't get sleep at
night man, because I got a lot of noise, a
lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what you
do is your business. Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have
to go to the leasing office. Man, all you had
to do? You know what's all that me? You ain't?
You know? They got me written up like you know,
one more complain on me, They're gonna put me out
of something.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Well yeah, Now, like I said, thought I was trying
to get I was trying to find you. You know
what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss each
other because you you work at night. I work in today.
So you know when you going, I'm coming and when
I'm coming, you gone. You're saying, Brian's trying to start us.
I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and
pay my pay my bills.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Man, I'll be at work at night.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Man. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm trying to get my hustle on like you trying
to get to it doing.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Hold hold on, okay, okay, let's make it make sense.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Bruh.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
If you at work at night, somebody in your somebody
in your apartment talking loud and them keeping me up
square business.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, you got a roommate us all nothing, ain't. I
ain't got no roommates at Benny, somebody in.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
There talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like two people
in there talking loud every night. And no, that's brother.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's Benny man, Benny be talking.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, you said you ain't got no romance. Who who
is Benny? Who is Benny?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Benny is my bird, my parent? That's Benny be talking like, man.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Want me die? Listen mine? Why why? Wait a minute,
you're trying to tell me a bird that was Jennie.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Man, I have Benny ten years. That's my bird.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Byrn don't even live at long. So so now I'm
up at night, I'm at the work because because bird,
that's what you want. That's what you called me to
tell me.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I call you to tell you. You ain't got to
be putting these complaints on me. Man, it's like I'm
going that night. That's Benny talking, man benning in Benny.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you, now do
something with the Byrd then or it's gonna be some
consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken around.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It a man, Benny is like a family member to me.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Bird too, can't saund the chicken on the call flake
box can touch the chicken churches all it so bride?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hey't man, you don't tell me nothing bad about my birth? Okay, brother,
you know what, Maybe me and you need to square
off in front of each other because you don't you
don't disrespect Benny.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Man, all right, all right, he thank you some alright, alright.
I bet that be on my table when I get home.
If it's a bird, then I bet that be all
my ben a table. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Ain't you ain't from the city and disrespect me and
try to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Tell you what I tell you? What see? You can
date you a howl right now? What you gonna work tonight?
I bet you bet it. I beat that tomorrow. I
bet you we be singing looking good tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Man, Hey man, hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
what you can't do and start talking about what you're
gonna do to my bird? Now? And told you you
found for going to the leasting office calling me out
and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work
this out with you, and now you you ain't trying
to work now.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
First time you you call me and tell me that
it is a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm
a stupid right now. I'm a stupid to even continue
on this conversation. I'm a bird sticking me out five night.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Are you serious, man, I'm ring on some in RUMs
or something.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Say, man, listen, bruh, listen, whatever it is, if it's
a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta do something
with the bird, man, I'm gonna be sowing salt. And
if this is a bird, I'm gonna really a bird.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's spinny, man, it's spinny.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
All you had to do was come to me and
we could have had lit like me.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, okay, we're
gonna have it like men. Then first off list and
office wouldn't give me your name? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
My man? Chris?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, Chris, I'm different.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
There we go, There we go.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Listen, dogs, I ain't for the past three months, you
know what I'm saying, I ain't really been getting no
sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
I don't believe that. But a bird a bird?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Come on, dog, that's going for for ten years?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Well look, take the.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Work what it is.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I don't care figuring something out, but whatever going on
up there with you and your bird need to come
to an immediate house or it's gonna be some doubt.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey man, hey man, What you can't do is threaten
me about what's going on in my household.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Man, Look kill you and Bennett, Bennie, Lennie, whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
The name is.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You need to do something with that. That's gonna be
some really it? Sure, man? Why not going back and
forth with you about this? You keep telling me something
about a bird.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the
problem understanding that people have pet birds?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Say man, I don't give if you have a pet bird,
but really, this talk all night long? How do you?
How do you? How do you live with the thing? Come?
They don't? Never shut up.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what Benny told
me to tell you, though, God'll tell you what Benny told.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait. Chris White Waite brou I don't want
to hear what no bird told you to tell me?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
What the benn it told me to tell you this?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy, Sean. Did I
get your man?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Got me?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You got it? Man? That guy. I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna
have to wait till this dude get armed out and
talk to him. I ain't talk so much about this
from some falls and burned, I don't know what's a
stand man? I made. God, I'll be up all night
and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep, I'm
(06:49):
missing you know what I'm saying. I'm missing y'alls in
the morning because I'm drowning hitting the snow.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
But I got one more thing to ask you. What
is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the lane?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh Man, Steve Waller Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Come on, come on, come on, where my fans at?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Why y'all pay too much?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Benny?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, Oh, Benny's a bird Okay, keep.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
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(07:48):
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Speaker 1 (07:55):
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Speaker 2 (07:59):
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Speaker 5 (08:03):
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Speaker 2 (08:03):
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All vines lead to Naples Hello, did you catch it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
All?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm speechless.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yes, come on out to the wine country and hang
out with the nephew. All vine because all vines lead
to Naples. Yes, all right, nephew, thank you, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Morning show