My Roommate Benny

Fool #1's neighbor filed a noise complaint. Is the complaint about a human?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today's subject when
role playing post. Wait till you guys hear this letter,
all right, but right now it is a nephew in
the building with today's frank phone call. What you got new?
My roommate Benny. Okay, my roommate Benny running, Cad Running Batty. Hello,

(00:27):
seek to Devin. Yeah see okay, Hey man, this is Chris.
I live a bum of you. I ain't ever met
you before, but you you you have. You've been calling
the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm making
too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad bro.
I was trying to catch you, man. I could never.
I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just

(00:47):
like you know, Brian, I work a knife. I work
at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I work
in a day, but I can't sleep at night, broke.
And I'm I don't know what's going on your part.
And I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.
I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I
just ain't, you know, sleeping night man, because it'll be
a lot of noise, A lot of noise, a lot
of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro.
I'm just saying, please, man, but you ain't got to

(01:09):
go to the leasing office. Man, oh you have to do.
You know what's hall at me? You ain't? You know
they got me written up, like you know what, One
more complaint on me, They're gonna put me out of something. Well. Yeah,
like I said, though, I was trying to get I
was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying.
But we I guess we miss each other because you
work at night. I work in the day. So you
know when you're going, I'm coming, and when I'm coming,

(01:29):
you gone, I'm saying, Brian trying starting on. I'm just
trying to, you know, go to work and pay my
pay my bills. Man, I'll be at work at night. Man.
You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my
hustle alone, like you trying to get yours on doing
hola hola hold on. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense, bro,
if you at work at night, somebody in your somebody
in your apartment, how can loud in them keeping me

(01:50):
up square? I'm betting. Okay, you've got a roommate us long. No, No,
I ain't got no roommates. Many somebody in there talking loud,
holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking
loud every night. And that's that's Penny. Man, Betty be talking. Okay,
you said you ain't got no roommance. Who who is Benny?
Who is Bennypenny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny

(02:13):
be talking like, man, stop listen mind why why wait
a minute? You're trying to tell me um bird that
was doing? Man, I don't have pity two years that's
my bird. Birds don't even live that long. So so
now I'm sucking night. I'm at the word cause because
a bird, that's what you want. That that's what you

(02:34):
called me to tell me. I'll call you to tell you.
You ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man,
But I'm like, I'm gone. And that's been in talking
many in Yo yo, know you Penny, Wait a minute, hey, look,
I'm telling you, now do something with the bird then
or that's gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking

(02:55):
about some fried chicken around it and man plenty. It's
like a family member to me. But earth too, can
Sam the chicken on the car flake box Kentucky chickens
just brie. Hey, man, you don't tell me nothing better
about my bird? Okay, brother, you know what, maybe me
you need to square from front of you because you
don't you don't disrespect Betty Man. Alright, alright, you're taking

(03:18):
some alright, alright, I've bet that be on my table
when I get home. If it's a bird, then I'll
bet that be all my don the table. Man and man,
then you hain't gonna city and disrespect me and try
to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell
you what I tell you? What see? You can date
you a hund right now. What you got to work tonight?
I bet you bet it. I'll be at that tomorrow.

(03:39):
I bet you we'll be fingering good tomorrow. Man, ain't
hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what
you played due and start talking about what you're gonna
through to my bird? Not and told you you file
for going to the leasten office calling me out. And
now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this
out with you, and now you ain't trying to work
now fast stop you you called me and tell me

(04:00):
that it's a bird holding a conversation with yourself. I'm
I'm a stupid right now, but I'm not hold the
stupid even continue this conversation. I don't extinking me. I
pla a night. Are you serious, man, really? Or something like? Man, listen,
bro listen, whatever it is, it's just a bird or
recording whatever. If you gotta do something waiting it was

(04:22):
a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid sfted. If this
is a really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's
spinning you. All you gotta do is come to me.
And we could have had a list like me. Hala hala, Okay, okay, okay,
we don't have it like me. And the first off
leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine?
My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaferent. There we go,

(04:43):
there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past
three months, you know what I'm saying, I ain't really
been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say
it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird
a bird. Come on, dog, let's do up the birds
for you. We'll take them to work with you. Is

(05:05):
I don't care. Figure's something out, but whatever going on
up there with you and your fired need to come
to an immediate house or it's gonna be something down.
Hey man, hey man, what you couldn't do is threatened
me by what's going on in my house. Hole man,
look here, you ain't been it being in many whatever
the nine meals you need to do something with that.
It's gonna be some really show my why not going

(05:26):
back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
me something about a bird. That's a bird. What's the
problem with it? What's the problem understanding that people have
pet birds? Say? Man, I don't give if you have
a pet bird, but really, this all night long? How
do you? How do you? How do you live with this? Being? Come?
They'll never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what ben It told me to tell you, though,

(05:48):
I'll tell you what being it told me. Wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait White
Chris White, White, brother, I don't want to hear what
no bird told you to tell me? Can I tell
you wouldn't been there. Told me to tell you what
what what? Then they told me to tell you this
that This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(06:10):
You just got pranked by your boys, Sean. Uh, did
I get your man? Got me? You got it? Man,
that guy. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

(06:31):
I'm gonna have to. I have to wait to this dude.
Get arms out and talk to him. Line talk tobout
some posing bird. I don't know what's the stairs. I'll
be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm
missing my sleep, I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing y'alls
in the morning because I'm probably hitting the slow. But
I got one more thing, as what is what is

(06:54):
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the lane Man, Steve Hardy Morning Shot. We never you know,
your roommate does not have to be a human being.
You know that, don't There's some people with other kind
of roommates. There's people with ostriches in their house. I

(07:15):
got a pair. That's my roommate, Benny. Benny. All right,
we gotta get out of here, Thank you nephew. Coming
up next, it is the Strawberry Letters subject when role
Plane Goes Too Far. We'll get into it right after this.
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