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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time for the nephew and today's brank phone call.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for its nest.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's time it's time to call a customer that came
to the restaurant that did not leave a good tip.
Did not leave a good tip? You know, sometimes these
people need to call the next day and get checked.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello, I'm trying to reach mister mister Kenny. Yeah, this
is how you doing. I'm actually calling you from the
seafood house. You you came and had I waited on you.
You came and had uh dinner over.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Here the other night, yeah, about two nights ago.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah. I was the food, I was a service, every
everything was good.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't. I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy
when I come there. I don't. I never got a
phone call from you. Got everything all right?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah? Yeah, everything. So I'm actually uh, I don't know
if you remember me waiting on you, but I actually
waited on you.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, okay, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm good? What would you say? Would you say that
my service was was was pretty good and up the
par Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Like I said, man, everything was excellent every time I
come there. The food is great, the service is good.
I have no complaints. Everything is is.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Good, okay, good good deal, good deal, mister Kenny, listen
you if you don't mind me asking, man, if you
really thoroughly enjoyed uh the service as well as the food.
And I'm assuming you you you come here a lot,
so I'm assuming you you really like the food that
we put out. If you don't mind, if I can
ask you a question. If you don't mind, sure, okay.
If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,

(01:37):
why why why you? Why you tip me the way
you did? Excuse me? Well, you know you you you
you didn't even tip even close to ten percent? You
know I I would just I just you called.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
First of all, let me ask you something because I
don't remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number
down on any survey.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I've never taken a survey, nor have I gotten the
off from you guys. So how did you get my
phone number?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, I'm just giving a courtesy call and I'm just
curious about you know, hey, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
But how did you You didn't answer my question? How
did you get my phone number? Because I didn't give
it to anybody there. So you you've done something that
to obtain.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, I went on it. I went on and research
and what it took to get a number. So yeah,
I did you know? It was just bothering me that
that you tipped me the way you did.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, it's bothering me that you calling me in the
middle of the day asking me about a tip. First
of all, how much did you say I tipped you?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I got fired dollar tip and your your meal was
at least eighty something plus dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
You you've done all this research and you got the
wrong number. You got the wrong number because, first of all,
I took more than five dollars. I used to work
for Chips brush, so let me explain that to you.
I used to work for chips and I know what
it's like. And then five dollars is No, you got
the wrong tape. You don't done all this research for that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, exactly wrong you you mister Kenny's I waited on you.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm Kennis. But but you don't got the wrong Kenny,
because Kenny don't tip no five dollars. When I go,
I ball baby, I go to the people who out
because I want to entertain my people.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know what I'm saying so, I don't but see
the problem I'm having. You know you you you bringing
your people and you want to ball and everything. But
you you know you balling with them, but you short
change in the waistaff.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I ain't short changing. Look you complaining about five dollars.
I give you five dollars to get off this bone.
That what I give you five dollars for. I don't
tip no five dollars, bro, I got plenty of money.
I got plenty of money. I don't need you to
call me tell me how to tip. I told you man,
I used to work for tips. I don't need you
to call me.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You would you would you would think that if you would,
you would think that if you were somebody that worked
for some tills, that you would know how to come
in and tell somebody least at least fifteen percent. Man,
I can't even understand how how you come in? You
bothering you, but you know you done brought a couple
of people with you, and you leave me with fied out.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Look here, man, I ain't leave you. I told your
super you with no five dollars, man, I left at
least twenty five dollars up in that thanks God hosting
some people and I want to show my gratitude for something,
and you calling me about the wrong tip amount and
the wrong person. You have got the wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Person and call it got the wrong person? You missed it, Kennis.
I remember waiting on you and two other people when
you came in there. Weren't you in there with two
other people? Hey?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Who the hell are you? How do you know how
much funess? Anyway? Who the hell are you?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Because I'm because I'm the one that waited that I
only did to tell yourself only way, the only way,
the only way we could really rectifyde it. Won't you
do this? Man? Won't you come back up here and
bring me the tip that I deserve?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I ain't coming know what I told you. Matter of fact,
when I come up there again, I'm gonna look for
your You give me your name, and you give me
your managing name, because matter of fact, I'm gonna call
up there and come up the other day because I
don't appreciate you calling my bone by some skip and
I know footing well, I kill cut money.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, we'll do this for me. Do this for me.
When you do come up here today, will you bring
me my tip money.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you
a tip. Quit calling people about the tip and maybe
make some better service and you'll get a better tip.
I'm bring your tip. I'm bringing you the tip of
my shoe up here.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That what I'm a brain because you got get into
the job today at five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I ain't look here, man, It ain't no problem. That's
perfect because I get off the five and I'm gonna
come down there. I'm gonna purst. I'm'a top your manager.
Then I'm gonna hand you the little extra money tip
money you want. Seen, I'm gonna whoop your in the
parking lot. That's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You know what, I ain't worried about it. I want
to tip.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm gonna give you a tip. Quit stocking people by
the tip. That's what you stop doing. That's your tip.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You see.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
You not test me off now, So I'm gonna come
down there and I'm gonna whoop.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you what
do I need to do to help you? Want my time? Hey? What? Hey? Man,
I ain't worried about nothing because let me tell you something.
If you whoop the same way you timp, I ain't
worried about the thing.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, check this out. You got the wrong number, but
you got the right cause I'm gonna come down there
and I'm gonna let you see what it is. Player.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
See.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and
be professional. But you're the bost and you gonna get it.
I got your tip. When I bob, you gotta weed.
I'ma come down there and beat you. That's what I'm
gonna do. You're gonna get the real I'm coming down
there as soon as I get off from work. You
better not bring it down there.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You that. But if you ain't got to worry about me.
What's your name?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Dog? You? You you gotta be in the paper?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I remember your name?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
What's your name? My name? Tell me?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Tell me what because I'm I don't tell me who.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just
got brank what? Hey, man, this is a nephew timing
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Richard got
me to pray phone call you god?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You know what y'all? You know I got my pressure up, man,
y'all some stink I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna
get both of y'all time, y'all, because y'all ain't right. Man.
You got me hollering in the middle of money ploye.
He's looking at me. Man, ain't never see me act
like this. I'm up here talking about a meeting so
we can get our company quiet together.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Man.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
And you got me here, kid, y'all.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Man, Hey, kiddy, Man, I got I gotta ask you know, baby,
come on, man, what is what's the baddest that, I mean,
the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Man, Hey, man, listen, take all the employees to the
seafood house.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hey, I'm scared to go down, and now they might
they might be scared to go with me. It might
be a good thing, for they're gonna be pulling out
they kills nine. They gonna they got the boss. We
got it, man, y'all got me, y'all.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Got me gip the prank of sum okay, standing it,
give that prank of sun August twenty ninth. You got
to get a prank of a little bit more. It's
weak zero comedy Jam. All right, week zero comedy Jam.
That is myself about yours truly. We got a special

(08:02):
guest in the building. How the Birmingham's Bury Old miss
b uh huh. It's going down in Birmingham and the
headliner of evening, my boy, the one and only Bill Bellow,
me in the building at the Buckwhell Auditorium, Yes, August
twenty ninth, and let the games begin. You are not
ready for the games, and the games shall happen and

(08:23):
we will be there. Yeah, it's historic Black College at
the best.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ain't Bill one of the coolest dudes we ever meet?
Oh Man, one of the coolest dude and got the
most stories. I just being aweing when tolling the story.
Don't want to sit down and listen to the whole
building to tell a story.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Man, he does, he does.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bill got all his Hairsei Bill. Bill still looks like
he thirty four.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
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