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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you up for us?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:01):
All right, shirlette call.
Speaker 4 (00:02):
I know y'all like to do exercise, right, your ladies
are staying fit, staying condition.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Would y'all like to do some would y'all like to
do some yoga?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Timmy, how wouldy'all feel about that? Yoga? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good, good good. So this right here, this call, right
here is naked yoga. This is naked. I'm out, I'm out.
What is it? We're still stretching together?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
On me?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Was still the same thing? It was still exercise. A
lot going on when you stretching naked.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And that's what's wrong with a lot of People'll let
y'all let clothes run, y'all life.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is naked. This is naked yoga.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Just get in here. When you fit in.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
If you don't feel comfort, get in the back. Get
in the back and see anybody from the back.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't want to be in the back too much.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
All right, let's go get down, let's run it. This
right here is called naked yoga.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach is it Gordon? Right?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Is Gordon?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
How you doing? Mister Gordon? Listen?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
My name is let me let me turn down to
TVD you call them about the apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming
over to take a look at it and seeing if
it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I
didn't know if this still available or what.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
No, no, no, still for rent. Let me be straight with you.
You know, no pets and no no smoking of any kind.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No. Okay, from understanding the listening here is like eight
hundred fifty dollars a.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Month, right, if you got a parking spot, your private
bathroom with a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need
first last month and really, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My name is done Dune.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, all right, so yeah, first last month and social
Security number. I can do a background check, all right, all.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Right, okay, Now let me ask you this. You guys
out like a back backyard area. I teach classes in
the mornings, and I want to know if you have
that that that's pretty much will kind of lock me
in if you got a If you guys got a backyard,
I can.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Use we got a backyard, what do you teach?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I teach yoga. I think yoga in the morning from
uh from six to eight hopefully that won't be a problem.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
You make me make money throughing yoga.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, sir, I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to
cover the rent, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Dad shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a
little bit about yoga, that's that. I mean, really, if
it's y'all, you know you're not making no noise at yoga,
that's not a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
moved in now? I'm trying to get settled. I just
moved in from the from the East Coast. I jumped
on my yoga pretty quick, so and it got quite
a bit of clientele built up, and you know, I'm
just just ready to get started, get moved in, man,
something that I can actually call home, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Uh yeah, well, you know we're looking to rent rented
out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try
and get it filled as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because you should will are you? Are you you got
a roommate, you're you're married?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It would be me and my wife, and it's a
three bedroom home. You would have the room in the
back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like a fifty
do a credit check, right, you know, since we mean,
I can do the background check and uh no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What what? What? What?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What? What? What do you necessarily need to do that for?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, you got to know who you're into, and then
you want to know what the credit they got, so
if they can afford to rent or not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know, I got I got real good credit, man,
My credit is fine. I'm actually in the eight hundreds
on my credit course. Right when you get here, will
how you feel that application?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But you know, if if you're ready to get it cracking,
I can do. I can do a background checking you
right now, give me a security number.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, but let me let me go ahead and just
do this man on that background check because you know
what I want to say about that is this there
might be something on there about like when I was
on the East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh,
naked yoga.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You know what I mean, naked yoga.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Uh you know you may see something on there about
me being.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
An naked yoga yo.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's what That's the kind of yoga I was teaching
on the East Coast was naked yoga.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You know what I'm saying and telling my teaching nagga
yoga here.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But but see it's in the backyard. It's closed in
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The backyard. And you what what what other glitch you got?
You said, there's some glitches. Michael, what do the glitch
you got? Well you might see that I'm enough for mania.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But see, but see, idn't took some I took what
I done, took counseling for that though.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
No, what do you need to take some counseling over
somewhere else? You ain't taking no counseling and doing no
nagga yoga in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not But man, all that's behind me, now, that's on
the east coast. Man, that that's that's all behind me.
Now I need to put that thing down.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I don't care if it's behind you, in front of
you on the side. You're doing naka yoga in my backyard.
That ain't happening, man, no matter of fact.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Man, hey, man, listen, when I got all your littles
that qualify and move in there, and now you're gonna
sit here and tell me I can't.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Talking about doing some necker yoga in my backyard with
no twenty thirty people. Now my wife being on man.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You look your wife, it's all good.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Man, just scratch that one off your list and just
move on to the next one, because it ain't no
neked yoga going down back here with no maniac. I
don't know what else y'all might be doing. I don't
know what. I don't know who does next.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We always it's just it's just it's just a serene moment. Man,
Where you find yourself. That's all this really is about.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Where you better find yourself somewhere. No, that's what I
know you ain't doing. No net yo, get my backyard.
I'm surprised you even called somebody with that.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address
and start looking at this place because I want to
set up shop right here.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
In my backyard. Now, do not even know you talking about?
You got some glitches in your past? You're gonna have
a foot in.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Your How do you know that this isn't something that
your wife might really want to get into?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
But my what don't even mention my wife's name? Man,
you don't know me, don't know even know my wife.
Take up your list. You come out there, you're gonna
have another glitch.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm coming I know what you in this room and
you gonna show it to me.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Ain't showing you. You come come out of here. I'm
gonna show you something else.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My fact that I am a I am a recovered
nimpho maniac.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I'm recovered, gonna have recovered nippo. Mane, You're about to
get your well buy a maniac. I'm the maniac. Please believe,
darn now, We're.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Gonna come over that right now, over here, when it
come over there now, man, so we can say.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Just this, I ain't having that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Do not man he come over there.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Please can just matter like man, look this. You can
do whatever you want somewhere else, but this right here,
this takes the place for you. I'm gonna tell you
that right now, Darnell.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
For your wife.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Your talk about this ain't the place for you. Go somewhere.
Take that for your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Please me talk to your wife.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Do not even trying me, darnell, you man, I'm not
naming that kind of dude. Maner, you're about to bring
this out of me. Do not bring this over here,
darned nell. So so it's hard to your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Mane, this right here is over for real.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You're gonna come out here and catch a case.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, can I can I say one more thing? In you?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Man? I can't say darnell because this conversation is over. Man, okay,
how about that? Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Man? Can I say one more thing? Man?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
What you got to say?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Man? What this is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother? Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Out of here? Man, this nephew Tommy? Who told you
to do this to me?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Man? Your brother, my brother.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh I'm on goodness, Oh my god, Man, my heart
is all beating off fast man, Get out of here. Man,
talk man. Oh all right, man, Man, I was gonna
whoop your butt naked if you came around here.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Man.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
You just don't know. Man, I'm so glad this is
a joke. You have no idea. I'm so glad it's
a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Man, all right, come on, come on, come on, give
me some some franking praise up in here. Come on,
when you think that franking has gone too far, come on,
yeah today it did. Man, y'all could have got nickd
ded a little yoga. Come on, man, you know little
(07:57):
Steve Harby Morning Show niked yoga that we do five
minutes every morning. What's wrong with that on Zoom.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No. No, some of my ones on my younger outfit.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I think be all the whole crew. Mean, Steve Junior,
Mona could call her and.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I got rules. I got rules.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
That's why, you know, see a lot of stuff about
I don't have to worry about being involved in. I'm
not in the room naked, which is more than one
person with zip ho.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That's all I take that.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I'm in Alpharetta all weekend. It's gonna be just this
stupid Come I let you boy, Alpharetta at the Helium
Comedy Club, Atlanta. G a nephew, Tommy, and it'll be
just this ignorant Yes, all.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Right, thank you nephews. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show