May 27, 2024 • 9 mins
Yoga is not the same when clothes are involved. Pure serenity!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
he left the restaurant with his wife. Okay, we'll get
into that in just a bit, because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's spring phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, we're gonna have to get naked this morning. This
is right here. What's what's wrong, y'all? Don't do nobody
want to do this? Naked? Got nudity?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Naked yoga? Call it naked yoga? Yeah, I mean you
sweating anyway? Why being there in your clothes naked.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yosses called yoga pants?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But why if you're sweating all of that out? Why
why is he weighing on it? Naked yoga? Let's go
cat dog?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Right, it's Gordon.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
How you doing this? Gordon? Listen?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
My name is let me let me turn down to TVD.
You call them about the apartment?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming
over to take a look at it, or seeing if
it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I
didn't know if it's still available or what?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
No, no, no, still for rent. Let me be straight with you.
Uh you know, no pets and uh no no smoking
of any kind.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No no, I understand. Okay, from my understanding, the listening
here is like eight hundred fifty dollars a month, right.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
If you got a parking spot, your private bathroom with
a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need first last
month and really, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
My name is Donel don Okay, sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So yeah, first last month and social Security number. I
can do a background check.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you
this that you guys got like a back backyard area.
I teach classes in the mornings, and I want to
know if you have that that that's pretty much we'll
kind of lock me in if you got to you
got I got a backyard I can use.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We got a backyard? What do you teach?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I teach yoga. I teak yoga in the morning from
from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.
You make make money doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do.
I make enough definitely to cover the rent, that's for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Dad shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a
little bit about yoga.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
That's that.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know you're not
making no noise at yoga, that's not a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
moved in? Man? I'm trying to get settled. I just
moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped
on my yoga pretty quicks and it got quite a
bit of clientaile built up, and you know, I'm just
just ready to get started, get moved in man, something
that I can actually call home, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Uh yeah, Well you know we're looking to rent rented
out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try
and get it filled as soon as possible, because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You will are you are you? You got a roommate,
your your married?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It would be me and my wife and uh we
it's a three bedroom home. You would have the room
in the back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like
a fifty do a credit check, but you know, we
mean I can do the background check and uh.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, no necessary what what what? What? What? What? What?
What do you necessarily need to do that for?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, you got to know who you're into, and then
you want to know what the credit they got so
if they can afford the rent or not.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You know, I got I got real good credit. Man,
My credit is fined. I'm actually in the eight hundreds
on my credit card. Oh damn.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
All right, when you get here, will how you feel
that application? But you know, if you if you're ready
to get it cracking, I can do I can do
a background checking you right now. You give me a
security number.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay, let me let me go ahead and just do
this on that background check because you know what I
want to say about that is this there might be
something on there about like when I was on the
East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh, naked yoga.
You know what I mean, naked yoga. Uh you know
you might see something on there about me being.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
A nip whole naked yoga.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You want say? That's what That's the kind of yoga
I was teaching on the East Coast, was naked yoga,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And everybody teaching naked yoga here.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But but said, it's in the backyard. It's closed in
you know.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
A backyard, and you what what what other glitch you got?
You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what does the
glitch you got.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well you might see that I'm an for mania. But
see but see, I don't took some I took what
I done, took counseling for that though.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What you need to take some counseling over somewhere else.
You ain't taking no counseling and doing no neggad yoga
in my backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Not but man, all that's behind me now, that's on
the east coast. Man, that that's that's all behind me.
Now I have to put that thing down.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I don't care if it's behind you in front of
you on the side. You're doing some neckar yoga in
my backyard. That's happening, man. Matter of fact.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Man, hey, man, listen's when I got all your listeners
that qualify and move in there. And now you're gonna
sit here and tell me y'all okay talking.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I doing some necker yoga in my backyard with no
twenty thirty people.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Now my wife being on Man, you look your wife.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It's all good, man. Just scratch that one off your
list and just move on to the next one, because
ain't no neked yoga going down back here with no maniacs.
I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I
don't know what.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I don't know who does next? Yo, we always it's
just it's just it's just a serene moment. Man, Where
you find yourself. That's all this really is about. Where
you better find yourself somewhere.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's what I know you ain't doing, no net Yo,
get my backyard. I'm surprised you even called somebody with that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address
and start looking at this place because I want to
set up shop right here.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
In my backyard.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Don't even know you talking about you got some glitches
in your past?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You're gonna have a foot in your How do you
know that this isn't something that your wife might really
want to get into? But my what don't even mention
my wife's name?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Man, he don't know me, don't know you know my wife?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Take my up your listen.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You come out there, you're gonna have another glitch.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm coming out nowhere. Don you just have room and
you come show it to me. Ain't showing you?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You come come out here, I'm gonna show you something else.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
My fact that I am a I am a recovered
nimphore maniac. I'm recovered.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Gotta have recovering nimo mane you about to get your
well buy a maniac.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm the maniac. Please believe. Darn Now, we're gonna come
over that right in there over here. We're gonna come
over there now, man, so we can say.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
To this, I ain't having that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Do not man, listen, he come over that. Pol can
just matter act.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Man, look this. You can do whatever you want somewhere else,
but this right here, this takes the place for you.
I'ma hear you that right now, Darnell.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
For your wife. Man, your talk about this ain't the
place for you. Go somewhere. Take that your wife, get
me your wife.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Do not even try me, Darnell. I'm not that kind
of dude. Member, you're about to bring this out of me.
Do not bring this over here, Darnell. So so it's
hard your wife, Man, whe this right here is over
for real. You're gonna come out here and catch a case.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay? Can I can I say one more thing? In you? Man?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I can't say Darnell because this conversation is over. Man, Okay,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man? What
you got to say, man, what this is Nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your brother.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh, out of here, man, this is Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Who told you to do this to me? Man? Your brother,
my brother.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh I'm gonna goodness, Oh my god, man, my heart
is all beating off fast. Man get here, man, Man,
Oh all right, Man, Man, I was gonna whoop your
butt naked if you came around here.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
You just don't know. Man, I'm so glad it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You have no idea.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I'm so glad it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm ready for some frank pray. He's up in here,
this small I'm ready for some prank pray.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Did I do it?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all. The
Nephew is.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Coming to town Dallas, Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's
House Party, Comedy Jam Live with special guests Tony Robinson,
the Building, Dominique in the Building, and the Nephew himself
will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at the Majestic Field.
That is Father's Day weekend. So bring your father, bring
your husband, bring your boys, bring your well you're older boys,
(07:59):
because it's gonna because gonna be that kind of party.
It's gonna be a grown and sexy type of party.
So come on out and hang out with the nephew
and it's gonna be real. Now, the last time I
was in Dallas, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
On the show hosting and you know what, you know,
you get ten minutes of me here and man, that's he.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But then this time you get all its one hundred
and forty two comedians. Now that was New York. That
was New York. Ain't doing that no more either. I
don't know he's been on it. I ain't doing that explosions.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
He's been on comedy explosures, comedy extravaganzas, comedy games, comedy spectaclears.
Now for the comedy, it's super character, fragilistic.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Friends, all fun.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But this time you get to get to me for real.
This is not all these thirty forty people. That is
not what's that come If you come in, you can't
count the people. So Dallas, get your tickets. Tickets are
going well. So I'm looking for a Sola show man
at the Majestic June fifteen, Father's day, weekend. Get your tickets.
They on sale right now. You're gonna get a whole
(09:15):
lot of timing.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's so many people on this show, we can't even
name it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
To nels, you're listening, Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
he left the restaurant with his wife. Okay, we'll get
into that in just a bit, because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's spring phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, we're gonna have to get naked this morning. This
is right here. What's what's wrong, y'all? Don't do nobody
want to do this? Naked? Got nudity?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Naked yoga? Call it naked yoga? Yeah, I mean you
sweating anyway? Why being there in your clothes naked.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yosses called yoga pants?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But why if you're sweating all of that out? Why
why is he weighing on it? Naked yoga? Let's go
cat dog?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Right, it's Gordon.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
How you doing this? Gordon? Listen?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
My name is let me let me turn down to TVD.
You call them about the apartment?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming
over to take a look at it, or seeing if
it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I
didn't know if it's still available or what?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
No, no, no, still for rent. Let me be straight with you.
Uh you know, no pets and uh no no smoking
of any kind.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No no, I understand. Okay, from my understanding, the listening
here is like eight hundred fifty dollars a month, right.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
If you got a parking spot, your private bathroom with
a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need first last
month and really, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
My name is Donel don Okay, sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
So yeah, first last month and social Security number. I
can do a background check.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you
this that you guys got like a back backyard area.
I teach classes in the mornings, and I want to
know if you have that that that's pretty much we'll
kind of lock me in if you got to you
got I got a backyard I can use.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We got a backyard? What do you teach?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I teach yoga. I teak yoga in the morning from
from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.
You make make money doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do.
I make enough definitely to cover the rent, that's for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Dad shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a
little bit about yoga.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
That's that.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know you're not
making no noise at yoga, that's not a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
moved in? Man? I'm trying to get settled. I just
moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped
on my yoga pretty quicks and it got quite a
bit of clientaile built up, and you know, I'm just
just ready to get started, get moved in man, something
that I can actually call home, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Uh yeah, Well you know we're looking to rent rented
out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try
and get it filled as soon as possible, because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You will are you are you? You got a roommate,
your your married?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It would be me and my wife and uh we
it's a three bedroom home. You would have the room
in the back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like
a fifty do a credit check, but you know, we
mean I can do the background check and uh.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, no necessary what what what? What? What? What? What?
What do you necessarily need to do that for?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, you got to know who you're into, and then
you want to know what the credit they got so
if they can afford the rent or not.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You know, I got I got real good credit. Man,
My credit is fined. I'm actually in the eight hundreds
on my credit card. Oh damn.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
All right, when you get here, will how you feel
that application? But you know, if you if you're ready
to get it cracking, I can do I can do
a background checking you right now. You give me a
security number.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay, let me let me go ahead and just do
this on that background check because you know what I
want to say about that is this there might be
something on there about like when I was on the
East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh, naked yoga.
You know what I mean, naked yoga. Uh you know
you might see something on there about me being.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
A nip whole naked yoga.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You want say? That's what That's the kind of yoga
I was teaching on the East Coast, was naked yoga,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And everybody teaching naked yoga here.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But but said, it's in the backyard. It's closed in
you know.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
A backyard, and you what what what other glitch you got?
You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what does the
glitch you got.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well you might see that I'm an for mania. But
see but see, I don't took some I took what
I done, took counseling for that though.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
What you need to take some counseling over somewhere else.
You ain't taking no counseling and doing no neggad yoga
in my backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Not but man, all that's behind me now, that's on
the east coast. Man, that that's that's all behind me.
Now I have to put that thing down.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I don't care if it's behind you in front of
you on the side. You're doing some neckar yoga in
my backyard. That's happening, man. Matter of fact.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Man, hey, man, listen's when I got all your listeners
that qualify and move in there. And now you're gonna
sit here and tell me y'all okay talking.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I doing some necker yoga in my backyard with no
twenty thirty people.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Now my wife being on Man, you look your wife.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It's all good, man. Just scratch that one off your
list and just move on to the next one, because
ain't no neked yoga going down back here with no maniacs.
I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I
don't know what.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I don't know who does next? Yo, we always it's
just it's just it's just a serene moment. Man, Where
you find yourself. That's all this really is about. Where
you better find yourself somewhere.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's what I know you ain't doing, no net Yo,
get my backyard. I'm surprised you even called somebody with that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address
and start looking at this place because I want to
set up shop right here.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
In my backyard.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Don't even know you talking about you got some glitches
in your past?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
You're gonna have a foot in your How do you
know that this isn't something that your wife might really
want to get into? But my what don't even mention
my wife's name?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Man, he don't know me, don't know you know my wife?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Take my up your listen.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You come out there, you're gonna have another glitch.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm coming out nowhere. Don you just have room and
you come show it to me. Ain't showing you?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You come come out here, I'm gonna show you something else.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
My fact that I am a I am a recovered
nimphore maniac. I'm recovered.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Gotta have recovering nimo mane you about to get your
well buy a maniac.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm the maniac. Please believe. Darn Now, we're gonna come
over that right in there over here. We're gonna come
over there now, man, so we can say.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
To this, I ain't having that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Do not man, listen, he come over that. Pol can
just matter act.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Man, look this. You can do whatever you want somewhere else,
but this right here, this takes the place for you.
I'ma hear you that right now, Darnell.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
For your wife. Man, your talk about this ain't the
place for you. Go somewhere. Take that your wife, get
me your wife.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Do not even try me, Darnell. I'm not that kind
of dude. Member, you're about to bring this out of me.
Do not bring this over here, Darnell. So so it's
hard your wife, Man, whe this right here is over
for real. You're gonna come out here and catch a case.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay? Can I can I say one more thing? In you? Man?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I can't say Darnell because this conversation is over. Man, Okay,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man? What
you got to say, man, what this is Nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your brother.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh, out of here, man, this is Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Who told you to do this to me? Man? Your brother,
my brother.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh I'm gonna goodness, Oh my god, man, my heart
is all beating off fast. Man get here, man, Man,
Oh all right, Man, Man, I was gonna whoop your
butt naked if you came around here.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
You just don't know. Man, I'm so glad it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You have no idea.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I'm so glad it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm ready for some frank pray. He's up in here,
this small I'm ready for some prank pray.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Did I do it?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all. The
Nephew is.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Coming to town Dallas, Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's
House Party, Comedy Jam Live with special guests Tony Robinson,
the Building, Dominique in the Building, and the Nephew himself
will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at the Majestic Field.
That is Father's Day weekend. So bring your father, bring
your husband, bring your boys, bring your well you're older boys,
(07:59):
because it's gonna because gonna be that kind of party.
It's gonna be a grown and sexy type of party.
So come on out and hang out with the nephew
and it's gonna be real. Now, the last time I
was in Dallas, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
On the show hosting and you know what, you know,
you get ten minutes of me here and man, that's he.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But then this time you get all its one hundred
and forty two comedians. Now that was New York. That
was New York. Ain't doing that no more either. I
don't know he's been on it. I ain't doing that explosions.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
He's been on comedy explosures, comedy extravaganzas, comedy games, comedy spectaclears.
Now for the comedy, it's super character, fragilistic.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Friends, all fun.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But this time you get to get to me for real.
This is not all these thirty forty people. That is
not what's that come If you come in, you can't
count the people. So Dallas, get your tickets. Tickets are
going well. So I'm looking for a Sola show man
at the Majestic June fifteen, Father's day, weekend. Get your tickets.
They on sale right now. You're gonna get a whole
(09:15):
lot of timing.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's so many people on this show, we can't even
name it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
To nels, you're listening, Hardy Morning Show
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