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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, sure that we are in the middle of
the NBA playoffs, all right, lots of games going on,
so there's a lot of parties going on. Okay, lots
of parties going on. This is called the NBA party.
The NBA party, all right, and everybody, all of us
have had this where you you're throwing something somebody, you
invite people, and then the problem is you invite people
(00:22):
and then those people invite people, and then those people
invite people. So it's like plus one plus one plus one. Yeah,
so I keep calling uh uh, and I'm trying to
invite more people. I don't even know the dude myself,
but you know, you know how Tommy, do you the.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Plus one adding to the list that year ago?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Uh? This is Timmy straight stupid. Let's go catch NBA.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Party so long.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm looking for Brad. Hey, are you doing this puncho? Man?
I'm want to Marcus this boy. How you doing? Man?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, what's that are talking?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Marcus? Man? He was telling me about you know, the
uh the playoff party man for for for Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So, uh, you told me if it was cool, I
would come through.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I just wanted to call and how let you see
if I can if I need to bring anything, uh
food or some drinks or whatever. You know you took
your friends of markets. Yeah yeah, this is Pancho. Man,
I'm friends with market.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, well
now you ain't the great unless, of course, you know
you you're drinking him something special, but uh yeah it's gold. Me me,
Marcus and uh you know, a couple other boys gonna
be here and uh, you know, whatever you wanna bring it,
beyll be so yeah that's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
He told me like around one.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there all day. But you
know you're calling through by one one, two o'clock. You
know that before the game gets started, we had to
you know, get the flat screen going. Everything has to
be laid out, so uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just come on through. Whatever you come through, all right,
just remember man, Pancho, all right, I'll be.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There, I got it, all right, cool, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know hey hey brand yo, hey Pancho again, Man,
listen real quick, how much how much food and and
and and could.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Do you have?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Uh? I think we got enough for for Suddenly it
was why what you got going on? What's up? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys gonna
ride with me. Man, I just want to make sure
you got enough over there.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, is this again?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This pun shows you know we talked about thirty minutes ago.
This punch how a monk Marca's friend?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right, right? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Uh I remember my call you about thirty minutes ago,
told you Marcus told me. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,
I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,
we ain't trying to overload the joints man. Just you know,
I know Marcus.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And if you're a friend of his, then but that's cool,
you can come through. It ain't but three guys, man,
It ain't the three guys coming with me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They real cool, man. We we we we're bring something
to put on your pill or whatever. You know, it'll
be good.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That all right?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
All right, all right, I talked to you. I talked
to you, all right, Brett.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, wait, is one of them Marcus is.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
One of the guys? Marcus?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I got it's three guys me,
I make four, you know some of three other guys.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, bringing through, man, come on, it's all right, all right,
all right, look hello, hey.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Brian Pancho again. Man, listen, hey, I'm I'm gonna bring
one more. I'm gonna bring one more person with me
to hold.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
A pumpkil breaks player. Wait, hold up, whole up? Now,
what's up you Marcus his friend?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You're me and my poncho.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, okay, I know you, Pucho man, but you're bringing everybody,
but just go camp and Marcus is cool with me.
That's my fought. We go way back. And if you
cool with him too, then okay you can come. You know,
I'm trying to have an NBA playoff game. You bringing
the whole NBA with you? No, no, no, it ain't
like that, man, man. I mean place in that big
You know my wife is gonna be coming through here.
(03:48):
And you know I got the house laid out. I
thought I wouldn't un destory the place. I just got
up the dog house like two weeks ago. I trying
to that up. So if you're coming through, you come through,
you bring one.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Or two people with you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But that's it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, Well, listen to you. He would have decided me,
I ain't gonna bring them dude with me. I'm just
gonna bring a little lady friend with me. Man, if
is that cool? I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend. No, dude, Okay,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now you're talking, okay, because I know she ain't eat
it that much, come on through here with her and
you know, be done with that's fine, right right right.
I'm gonna call Simone now and tell her and tell
her that that that she coming with me. Okay, what's
her name? Her name, Simon, that's what that's my wife's name. Okay, okay, okay,
but maybe the hook up while they while we're watching
the game, that'll be cool. Yang, she ain't over here,
so I sent her and her girls so that the
(04:34):
nails done.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, So check this out, man. I'm I'm gonna reach
out to Simon and let her know that we're gonna
we're gonna leave it and get over there like about one.
And you say it's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man. That that's a whole
lot better than being about up in there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, now and I check this man, mine,
uh you know my friend she she she married, you know,
and and and she wanted to get away from my
husband for a man. Man, I guess they've been going
through so, you know, you know, just keep way back stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I got bringing a married woman named Simon. What are
the eyes of that? My wife's name is Samo.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, well do I mean it might? What was this mooting?
Simone is the other last name is?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's my last name?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
wait wait, hold on, hold on, dog, this this okay,
this this Simon is light skin.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, you keep on describing her. She's light skin, five gone,
short hair that the halley said, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's that's that's that's that's I want you to do my wife,
all right, hey, dog, me and Simone been friends for
a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It wasn't until like a couple of weeks ago she
reached out to me and said she was she was
going through something some some.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He reached out to you to tell you that she's going.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Through some stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
For a dude. Well, I'm that dude.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, okay, I want my wife, hey, man, I mean,
you know about a year, but who counting You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A year that's about the time we started having some issues.
Yeah yeah, y'all come on over with this party.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hey man, I'm sure we can try to figure this
kind of situation out.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No no, no, no, pump your price.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
My wife don't give you. I'll give it about her either,
and you know you are you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Know they say, you know what, I've always believed this.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
There are no mistakes in this.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Everything happens where it's supposed to be. So it's funny
how you called me.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Getting this number.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
My boy gave no no, no, I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You probably called it the drinking from her.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's how you about My boy gave me this knocked
up lead. Leave simone out of this. Man. You can't
tell me right now.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know I'm not jumping with you right now. I'm
gonna call her. Matter say, I ain't gonna call at all.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Don't don't tell her.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
My wife, just bring her to the party. I got
a gift for this for you. I got a three eighty,
I got a Smith, I got a Western, I got
a signe fourteen killer to go right up here, so yes,
come on over with this party.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh okay, hey man, hey man, listen, listen my boy,
my boy gave me your number. Man, so I don't
know who my boy is. Market said, he don't know you.
Marcas don't know me, but guess who else knows me?
Though that you don't know, We'll say something. Hey, Brad,
this is Nephew till.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy
Marcus got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What I give.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Is this so.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I gonna get Hey, Brad, what was you gonna do
with the party? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah? Man, uh, it's about.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show
in the land. It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What's y'all think? I know what you think? I know
what you think. I already know what guy?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What's not having it?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
He was at all?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
All right? Tommy's next stop is Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky.
That is the Louisville Comedy Club in Memorial Weekend twenty third,
twenty four, twenty fifth, Laying in the cut after Louisville,
where am I going next June tenth. I'll tell y'all
about that next week June tenth, Baby, June nineteenth, Thursday night,
y'all just keep that in your head, all right. I'm
(08:21):
gonna let y'all know exactly what's happing June tenth. Yeah,
comedy celebration. You don't want to miss it. I will
let you know when. I'll let you know where it's
all going down. I'm gonna let you know who all
gonna be on this show. Woo, this is this is
like a comedy explosion here.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh my god, you're listening.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
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