Oak Tree-osity

Apparently Tommy convinces this guy that he has a disease which causes an oak tree to grow out of his naval.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
But first coming up strawberry letter. But first, nephew, what
you got? Oak triosity? Prank phone call? His favorite? You
got to hear this one, Jack, You don't. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y Marvin. Hi, I'm

(00:26):
calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician.
Um and you you came in and got it physical.
I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Okay, and
my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct, Okay,
you're what do you do for a living when you're
a m Okay? Now I was giving you a call
about I'm here looking at your records and all the

(00:47):
testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see.
Have you had any have you had any activity or
any problems around your naval area? No? Fine? Okay, yeah,
everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any
any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your

(01:08):
navel or whatsoever about my name? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
to see what's going on? Man's okay. Actually, you've been
diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatriosy. Oatriosis is actually
a fungus that comes out of South America, and you

(01:29):
have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir.
And what what that is is actually you're if you
haven't had it yet. You said you haven't had any activity.
There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
be growing from your navel. And it gets about six

(01:50):
inches long, and it probably bears about probably about thirty
leaves on it, but it's very small. You see a
tree gonna be growing out my name, It's gonna be
a small tree. And Uh, what's gonna happen is I'm
gonna have to get you to come back in probably
the next month. We're gonna need you to come in
so we can check it out. But it's got to
grow its fullest potential before we can actually do anything

(02:11):
to it. No, I can't come in and on money.
I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we
we we get just problely resolved. Man, I'm gonna get married. Man, Well,
we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
And uh, the full term is actually like about four
weeks before we can act. And I'm not waiting for
no four weeks. Man, somebody got to come to me something, right, Na, Man,

(02:32):
I ain't gonna go married. Man, have to fly the time,
man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all
going crazy, man, Sir o Triosa. This is something that's
very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in
South America on how to treat this. I don't give
it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to
come give me some some help right now. Man, I'm
gonna get ready to get married. Man, I'm not gonna

(02:53):
be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this office
main got to come down and then do something for me. Man.
And what you say, if you so, I can cut
it out myself. So the best I can do is
probably trim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock
a few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full
stock at all. Man. You can cut this something. If
you cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it,

(03:15):
there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create
a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm
trying to get this dot. Man, you didn't clift me.
Cain't nobody that I've dried on there and get this
put the man. I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man,
we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can
do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.

(03:39):
You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger
problem if you try to pull it out, sir. Problems
are already up. I'm trying to get this a man,
big me you want me to do. It's not simple
poke out of something and you're turning at you can
do man, Oak triositys is not something that we treat

(04:02):
all the time. Like I said, it hails from South America,
so we got I don't give Great Britain somebody for
me to come down and help me pull man, Sir.
I understand what you're going through, but we have to
let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
the full root of it, and to grow. Man. I
ain't ro man right now. Man, y'all gonna have to

(04:25):
do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing we can do. We
can probably trim it a little bit. The trim play
man do something, sir. There's nothing we can do at
this point but sit back and wait and let it grow.
It's full term. Okay, can we get you doing the wait? Man?
Somebody help me right? No, man, sir, can we get
an appointment for you in the next four or five

(04:46):
weeks and we do that. You got to get appointment
for me to day. I'm going to give matter. Man,
I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now. I can't hand them
ticking out of me. I can't see a port. Man,
he's going embarrassing me like that man thinking out my neighbor. Sir,
I understand it, and like I said, Oa, triositis is
very rare, and it's it's something that we haven't treated

(05:07):
that many times here in the States, but overseas of
the message that we're getting is that we need to
let it grow. It's full term. Ain't nobody in the
mirroricood got man, it's a triositis, sir. I get it.
There's nobody else, Sir. I could not believe that you
were coming up with atriositis here in the States. It's

(05:29):
it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two people
in the past has been diagnosed with this and they
actually passed away. So now and you're gonna me Man,
I'm coming down to us today. Man, somebody could do
something me, sir, there's nothing that we can do today
until four or five weeks. I gotta go get married.

(05:50):
I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man, I'm hearing what you're saying,
but I can't do anything if you don't see the
tree already coming out of the navel. Yeah, somebody got
to do something. Now. I'm saying what you want me
to do. Man, I don't know what I want you
to do, sir, but I have one more thing I
can tell you what you got to say. Man, are

(06:12):
you listening. I'm listening to you. Man, this is nephew
timing from the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your boy, Earl Man. You gotta be kid
out my man, Tom Man. Man, he'll be going crazy here. Man.

(06:37):
I'm looking at all of my damn neighbor things, the
treat the man. I'm on the man. No, you ain't
right now, man, I'm already nervously two weeks man. Hey, Man,
I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man,
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(06:57):
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(07:18):
listening to a nervous I can't be sitting there and
pulled something growing out of me? Can we go to
Jama Man? Was can you get a change? So I'm

(07:40):
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(08:47):
you know, just like he didn't. He didn't quite get it,
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