Oaktreeocity

 Is there really a special fungus out of South America that can grow a tree within a human?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is she
likes Halloween too much? Okay, what does that mean? Just
too much? Okay, we'll get into that in just a
little bit, because right now the nephew is on deck
with today's praying phone call. What's on the menu for today, nephew?

(00:21):
What you got? Well, Shirley, I didn't get to give
calling anything for her birthday. I didn't know, you know,
and and just you know, he was out of town.
But you know she's back now and I want to
give us something from dea, from my heart, something that
she can enjoy, you know what I mean. I'm excited.

(00:42):
What is it, nephew, I'm giving her a bag. I'm
giving her Ah this way better than a bag. You
gave her bag? And what is it? Who? Who got
some shoe? That's what she likes? Girl, I'm giving you

(01:04):
one of the top five greatest pranks of all time
oak Tree as Okay, let's go, cat dog. Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Marvin's police Y Marvin, Hi, I'm
calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician

(01:26):
UM and you you came in and got it physical.
I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Okay, And
my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct. Okay,
you're what do you do for a living when you're
a m Okay? Now I was giving you a call
about I'm here looking at your records and all the
testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see

(01:48):
have you had any Have you had any activity or
any problems around your naval area? Noe? Okay, right, yeah,
everything's fine. But I mean you haven't had any any
type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your navel
or whatsoever about my name? Now everything is going straight? Man? Okay,

(02:12):
see what's going on? Man? Okay? Actually, you've been diagnosed
with um oak triositus in oatriosy oachriostity is actually a
fungus that comes out of South America, and you have
no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir. And

(02:33):
what what that is is actually you're if you haven't
had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity,
there's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
be growing from your navel and it it gets about
six inches long, and it probably bears about probably about
thirty leaves on it, but it's very small. You see
a tree gonna be growing out my name, it's gonna

(02:55):
be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is
I'm gonna have to get you to come back in
probably the next month. We're gonna need you to come
in so we can check it out. But it's got
to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do
anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money.
I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we
we we get just trying to resolve. Man, I'm gonna

(03:15):
get married. Man, Well, we can't. It has to grow
its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full term is
actually like about four weeks before we can act. And
I'm not waiting for those four weeks. Man, somebody got
to come tell me something, right, Na, Man, I ain't
gonna go married. Man. Have to fly to time, man
and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all going crazy, man,
Sir Otrios, this is something that's very rare. We're actually

(03:37):
getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how
to treat this and I don't give it down. Where
is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to come give me
some some help right now. Man, I'm gonna get ready
to get married. Man, I'm not gonna be putting up
with it. Man, somebody in this office may got to
come down and then do something for me. Man. And
what you say if you said I can cut it
out myself, So the best I can do is probably

(03:58):
trim it a bit, you know, and be knock a
few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full stock
at all. Man. You can cut this something. If you
cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's
a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a
bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying
to get this dot. Man. You didn't tell me. Ain't

(04:20):
nobody w I've dried on there and get this. I'm
gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna fly
to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can do this for me.
So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create, good Man,
You're gonna create a bigger problem if you try to
pull it out sir, problems already up. I'm trying to

(04:42):
get this problem. Man, big hospital. Now you want to do.
It's not simple and you can do, man, sir. Oak
triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
Like I said, it hails from South America, so we
got I don't give help Great Britain. Somebody for me

(05:06):
to come down and help me, poor man, sir. I
understand what you're going through, but we have to let
it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
the full root of it and to grow. Man. I
ain't ro man, I'm gonna go down right now. Man,
y'all gonna have to do something. Man, Sure, there's nothing
we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit,
the trim some playing song. Man do something, sir. There's

(05:30):
nothing we can do at this point but sit back
and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay.
Can we get you doing the wait? Man? Somebody helps me? Right? No, man, sir.
Can we get an appointment for you in the next
four or five weeks and we do that. You got
to get a poem for me to day. I'm gonna
give matter, man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now, I
can't have them kicking out of me. I can't see
a port. Man, you're going embarrassing me like that man

(05:54):
kicking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and like
I said, oh, triositys is very rare, and it's it's
something that we haven't treated that many times here in
the States, but overseas, the message that we're getting is
that we need to let it grow. It's full term.
Ain't nobody in the Midics got man, it's a triositis, sir.

(06:15):
I get it. Nobody else, Sir. I could not believe
that you were coming up with autriositis here in the States.
It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two
people in the past has been diagnosed with this and
they actually passed away. So now you tell them dive
and you'n man, I'm coming down that day. Man, somebody

(06:38):
could do something that there's nothing that we can do
today until four or five weeks ago. I gotta go
get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man, I'm hearing
what you're saying, but I can't do anything if you
don't see the tree already coming out of the navel.
Yet somebody got to do something now saying what you

(07:00):
want me to do? Man, I don't know what I
want you to do, sir, but I have one more
thing I can tell you what you got to say? Man,
are you listening? I'm listening to you. Man, This is
Nephew Timming from the Steve Hobpin Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your boy, Earl Man. You gotta be

(07:23):
out my wig. Man, you too, toming Man. Man, he'll
be going crazy here. Man. I'm looking at all of
my damn neighbor thinking the truth from the man. I'm
on the man. No, you ain't right now, man, I'm
already never got two weeks. Man. Hey, man, I got

(07:47):
one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land Morning Show? If you're listening, your ass? Yeah,
what you think? What you think? Come on? Come on,

(08:09):
pure greatness. We can shout out to all liberals out there.
I know you love this crank like I do. Thank you,
no ass to win, Thank you, Nephew. I love that prank.
It was just there you go. Hay belate birthday. I

(08:29):
just love him. He was just so real for to
get married. Man. I'm gonna get married. I'm gonna getting married. Man.
What you're talking about? Growing out of your table? Though?
What is it that? That's the stupid side of me, Shirley,
that's that stupid side. That's the side that's gonna be
in Charleston November the twelve at the Old mar Shrine Auditorium.

(08:50):
That's that stupid side. Sad to night, grabbing the mic man,
what what? What? Alright? Nephew, thank you, Happy birthday again, Carla,
tell me only one that got it. It's coming up
next to this strawberry letter. The subject is she likes
Halloween way too much. She likes Halloween too much. We'll

(09:13):
get into it right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.