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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This one here is one of your twins? Is mine?
One of your twins?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, surely it's possible.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, yeah yeah yeah in Brazil last month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And see what that means? What does it take? Tommy
is ahead of his time? Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, prank call ripped from the headlines, like, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
One of your twins is mine? Cat dog?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
If you would hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony Tony. What's going on? Man? Bro? My
name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you.
You are you the Tony that used to used to day? Man? Yeah?
What about it? Man, I was trying to reach out
to you. Who you say? This is again my name Kendrick, Kendrick.
(00:57):
I got I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully we
can work us out. Man. Look, man, I ain't got
nothing to do with no no more. Man. That's the past.
So even they don't even call me about her man.
That just you know, I don't want to hear. Do
you in do you you do y'all have kids together?
What do y'all have do you have? Do you all
(01:19):
have children together? Yeah? I got kids and keep Man,
how you get my number? Man said, yeah, how do
you get my number? Hey? Bro, I ain't trying to
have no beep with you, man, it ain't. It ain't
nothing like that. I'm just do y'all. Do you have
a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we got a set
of twins? Man, But waiting, hold on, why are you
calling me? Man? Whatever? You indeed, Man, that's you. But
(01:42):
what you asking me about? My my kids? Fuck? Man? Okay, bro,
it is I mean, I don't even know how to
break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put
it out there. Okay. Just just hit me out, man,
just hit me out. It's been brought to my attention
that there is a strong possibility that one of the
twins is mine. Oh you crazy? The man who you
(02:05):
say you is? Again? Man, this Kendrick Man. Man, look, man,
I'm calling my hostitismic Man, how twin gonna be yours? Man?
Ain't my twins? Man? Hey? Man? I found out and
I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
That's what I thought. But I found out that two
seeds could actually join together create twins. And each one
(02:28):
of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
out for the first for first hand myself. Oh man,
we ain't fout man. Look man, whatever now I'm telling you,
dog man, the kids is mine. Man, Hey, you ain't
got nothing to do with this, dog. You ain't got
nothing to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, all
I'm trying to do is get to the bottom or something.
(02:48):
Let me let me, let me, let me listen to me.
Let me ask you your set of twins. Are they
are they? I mean? Are they the same shade of color?
Are they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm
never look dogs. Let me tell you something, man. I
want you to get this through your head right now. Man,
whatever you got that's on y'all. Man, This ain't got
(03:08):
nothing to do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing
to do with my twins. Man. One of them dark
skin when I'm light skinned and right down right there? Man,
what right there? What? Okay? Tony, Let me ask you
what shade of color you are? You? Dark killing and
light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned, man, I'm light skinned. Man.
You know the light skinned twin must be mine? You
(03:29):
know what, man, I'm not even continue this conversation no more.
I'm gonna just tell you something. Dogs, you don't know
where you whip cousin, I will put you up. You
understand that, dog. Man, Listen, I just found out that
this this is a fruit accident that is possible to happen.
You understand that you talking about my kids? Man, Man,
(03:50):
I understand the passion that you have for your children. Man,
you wanted the kids? You call them? What? You don't
eat no house? Talking about my kids and shows man,
one of the twins is this mine? Man? I ain't
no man, Look man, loove dog. I tell you what. Man,
I'm gonna let you make your dog. You know what,
because don't call here no more. Man. Whatever you and
(04:10):
we're doing, that's what you're in that crazy it's doing.
So she with your old crazy stupid you stupid enough
to call here talking about one of the kids here.
I guess she told you that stupid huh? Now, dog,
don't call me no more? Man, Tony, listen, were you
consider I mean I got at the appointment tomorrow at
the doctor. What you consider bringing the kids? If we
(04:31):
can see which one is yours and which one you
are written man, that's what's up with you. Doctor. I
ain't meet your next well, dog, that's what I'm talking about. Man,
I tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man the man, Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony, I
just want you to give me my child. Man. I'm
(04:53):
gonna tell you I got me a little to be
a sluggers. You're stupid, that's what you is. Man. You're ignorant.
Man calling me Sunday morning talking about my kids. It's
you're a kid. Man. You that that can't happening. Man.
I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident. And
now you're trying to deprive me. I may have a
relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
(05:15):
for five years. By my chief. Man, I get him up,
I take him to ballt Man, I take him a little.
You understand me, man, don't I know? My man? Tony,
I understand it. Dog. It was heartbreaking the meat too, Tony.
Tell you what, Man, I'm gonna get out from and
uh I want you man, I want you to never
(05:35):
ever call my I don'na call me with no ignorant
like this. What you say your name is? What? What? What?
What's your name again? Doctor? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony,
I'm gonna find your dog. You understand that dog. We're
gonna settle this with your You understand you with dog. Okay.
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
(05:56):
say to you, okay, And you ain't got chance to
say to me. No, only let me say one thing
to you man. Man, okay, Man, hold on now, baby, now,
baby daddy. All right, yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll be
I'll be out there in a minute. Man. See dog.
Oh man, you ain't got to everybody around here a
man curse like this around my kids. Man, can say
(06:16):
one more thing to your man? All right, Man, say
what you want to saying. Don't call here no more man. Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show.
You just got planked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
know what? Tell me, man, man, that's a you know what? Man,
(06:39):
You know what? Dog Man, you was really about to
get killed. Man, Man, you can't be putting everybody about
their kids nowadays. No man, Oh man, Okay, okay you man?
That all right? All right? I tell you what, man,
don't don't even tell you did it? Man, because say
we meet, we meeting later to night. I got something
for you, man, A nephew tummy one paper man. What's that?
(07:04):
Watch the tienor Clark News tonight, Man, you go what
mucky on there? Man? Watch dog? I can't believe it, man,
oh Man, all right, hey man, I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, oh man, The Steve Harvin Morning Show. Man.
(07:27):
I listen every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all
got me.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man, Man, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I really don't think nobody out there is as ignorant
stupid as I am.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
One of your tweens. Hey, look, you're right about that.
I'm in total agreement with you. You should as you should.
No one is as stupid as you, no one.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And stupid is getting ready to grab that microphone once again.
June teen comedy celebration is in all white of fact.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I love it white a fair that would be Thursday,
June nineteenth. Now adding to uh, that's going to make
this a great celebration. Bubba Dove is in the building,
Bubba dub We can't do it without those boots. Melani
Camacho is in the Melanie all right. It wouldn't be
right if we didn't shake it up with a little
(08:22):
bit of an earthquake in Now.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This is all June.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Teenth Celebration, JJ Williamson. If you've never seen that more,
you ain't. You ain't seen funny at its best. All
hosted by yours truly, and the headliner is the one
and only a legend, as we should say, the King
of comedy.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
D L.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hubley.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh yeah, oh yes, yeah, that is an all white
a fair.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show.
This one here is one of your twins? Is mine?
One of your twins?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, surely it's possible.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, yeah yeah yeah in Brazil last month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And see what that means? What does it take? Tommy
is ahead of his time? Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, prank call ripped from the headlines, like, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
One of your twins is mine? Cat dog?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
If you would hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony Tony. What's going on? Man? Bro? My
name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you.
You are you the Tony that used to used to day? Man? Yeah?
What about it? Man, I was trying to reach out
to you. Who you say? This is again my name Kendrick, Kendrick.
(00:57):
I got I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully we
can work us out. Man. Look, man, I ain't got
nothing to do with no no more. Man. That's the past.
So even they don't even call me about her man.
That just you know, I don't want to hear. Do
you in do you you do y'all have kids together?
What do y'all have do you have? Do you all
(01:19):
have children together? Yeah? I got kids and keep Man,
how you get my number? Man said, yeah, how do
you get my number? Hey? Bro, I ain't trying to
have no beep with you, man, it ain't. It ain't
nothing like that. I'm just do y'all. Do you have
a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we got a set
of twins? Man, But waiting, hold on, why are you
calling me? Man? Whatever? You indeed, Man, that's you. But
(01:42):
what you asking me about? My my kids? Fuck? Man? Okay, bro,
it is I mean, I don't even know how to
break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put
it out there. Okay. Just just hit me out, man,
just hit me out. It's been brought to my attention
that there is a strong possibility that one of the
twins is mine. Oh you crazy? The man who you
(02:05):
say you is? Again? Man, this Kendrick Man. Man, look, man,
I'm calling my hostitismic Man, how twin gonna be yours? Man?
Ain't my twins? Man? Hey? Man? I found out and
I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
That's what I thought. But I found out that two
seeds could actually join together create twins. And each one
(02:28):
of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
out for the first for first hand myself. Oh man,
we ain't fout man. Look man, whatever now I'm telling you,
dog man, the kids is mine. Man, Hey, you ain't
got nothing to do with this, dog. You ain't got
nothing to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, all
I'm trying to do is get to the bottom or something.
(02:48):
Let me let me, let me, let me listen to me.
Let me ask you your set of twins. Are they
are they? I mean? Are they the same shade of color?
Are they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm
never look dogs. Let me tell you something, man. I
want you to get this through your head right now. Man,
whatever you got that's on y'all. Man, This ain't got
(03:08):
nothing to do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing
to do with my twins. Man. One of them dark
skin when I'm light skinned and right down right there? Man,
what right there? What? Okay? Tony, Let me ask you
what shade of color you are? You? Dark killing and
light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned, man, I'm light skinned. Man.
You know the light skinned twin must be mine? You
(03:29):
know what, man, I'm not even continue this conversation no more.
I'm gonna just tell you something. Dogs, you don't know
where you whip cousin, I will put you up. You
understand that, dog. Man, Listen, I just found out that
this this is a fruit accident that is possible to happen.
You understand that you talking about my kids? Man, Man,
(03:50):
I understand the passion that you have for your children. Man,
you wanted the kids? You call them? What? You don't
eat no house? Talking about my kids and shows man,
one of the twins is this mine? Man? I ain't
no man, Look man, loove dog. I tell you what. Man,
I'm gonna let you make your dog. You know what,
because don't call here no more. Man. Whatever you and
(04:10):
we're doing, that's what you're in that crazy it's doing.
So she with your old crazy stupid you stupid enough
to call here talking about one of the kids here.
I guess she told you that stupid huh? Now, dog,
don't call me no more? Man, Tony, listen, were you
consider I mean I got at the appointment tomorrow at
the doctor. What you consider bringing the kids? If we
(04:31):
can see which one is yours and which one you
are written man, that's what's up with you. Doctor. I
ain't meet your next well, dog, that's what I'm talking about. Man,
I tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man the man, Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony, I
just want you to give me my child. Man. I'm
(04:53):
gonna tell you I got me a little to be
a sluggers. You're stupid, that's what you is. Man. You're ignorant.
Man calling me Sunday morning talking about my kids. It's
you're a kid. Man. You that that can't happening. Man.
I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident. And
now you're trying to deprive me. I may have a
relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
(05:15):
for five years. By my chief. Man, I get him up,
I take him to ballt Man, I take him a little.
You understand me, man, don't I know? My man? Tony,
I understand it. Dog. It was heartbreaking the meat too, Tony.
Tell you what, Man, I'm gonna get out from and
uh I want you man, I want you to never
(05:35):
ever call my I don'na call me with no ignorant
like this. What you say your name is? What? What? What?
What's your name again? Doctor? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony,
I'm gonna find your dog. You understand that dog. We're
gonna settle this with your You understand you with dog. Okay.
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
(05:56):
say to you, okay, And you ain't got chance to
say to me. No, only let me say one thing
to you man. Man, okay, Man, hold on now, baby, now,
baby daddy. All right, yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll be
I'll be out there in a minute. Man. See dog.
Oh man, you ain't got to everybody around here a
man curse like this around my kids. Man, can say
(06:16):
one more thing to your man? All right, Man, say
what you want to saying. Don't call here no more man. Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show.
You just got planked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
know what? Tell me, man, man, that's a you know what? Man,
(06:39):
You know what? Dog Man, you was really about to
get killed. Man, Man, you can't be putting everybody about
their kids nowadays. No man, Oh man, Okay, okay you man?
That all right? All right? I tell you what, man,
don't don't even tell you did it? Man, because say
we meet, we meeting later to night. I got something
for you, man, A nephew tummy one paper man. What's that?
(07:04):
Watch the tienor Clark News tonight, Man, you go what
mucky on there? Man? Watch dog? I can't believe it, man,
oh Man, all right, hey man, I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, oh man, The Steve Harvin Morning Show. Man.
(07:27):
I listen every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all
got me.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man, Man, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I really don't think nobody out there is as ignorant
stupid as I am.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
One of your tweens. Hey, look, you're right about that.
I'm in total agreement with you. You should as you should.
No one is as stupid as you, no one.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And stupid is getting ready to grab that microphone once again.
June teen comedy celebration is in all white of fact.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I love it white a fair that would be Thursday,
June nineteenth. Now adding to uh, that's going to make
this a great celebration. Bubba Dove is in the building,
Bubba dub We can't do it without those boots. Melani
Camacho is in the Melanie all right. It wouldn't be
right if we didn't shake it up with a little
(08:22):
bit of an earthquake in Now.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This is all June.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Teenth Celebration, JJ Williamson. If you've never seen that more,
you ain't. You ain't seen funny at its best. All
hosted by yours truly, and the headliner is the one
and only a legend, as we should say, the King
of comedy.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
D L.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hubley.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh yeah, oh yes, yeah, that is an all white
a fair.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show.
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